STRETCHING
THE TRUTH.
It is a very bad habit, this stretching
the truth, as one does a piece of India rubber; and
the worst of it is, that when any body forms the habit,
there is no telling how much it will grow upon him.
There is Jack Weaver, for instance.
He is a sailor all over, to be sure—an
“old salt,” as he would call himself.
But that does not confer upon him any license to spin
such yarns as he does, to his young shipmates on the
forward deck. He has cruised half a dozen years
after whales, in the Pacific ocean, and, of course,
has seen some sights that are worth speaking of.
But that is no reason why he should fill the head of
that young fellow sitting on a coil of rope with a
hundred cock-and-bull stories, that have scarcely
a word of truth in them, from beginning to end.
Why, he don’t pretend to tell stories without
stretching the truth.
I know some boys, too, who seem to
find it very difficult to relate any incident as it
took place. They are so much in the habit of stretching
the truth, in fact, that those who are acquainted
with them seldom believe more than half of one of
their stories. These boys, however, have not the
slightest intention, when they are pulling out a foot
into a yard, of doing any thing wrong. Very possibly
they think they are telling a pretty straight story.
Habits are strong, you know—especially bad
habits. Just look at Selden Mason, one of the
best-natured boys I ever saw, and who has not got
an enemy among all his school-mates; it is wonderful
what a truth-stretcher he has got to be. Every
boy shakes his head, when he hears a great story,
and says it sounds like one of Selden’s yarns.
And yet be is so particular and minute in relating
any thing, sometimes, that one who did not know him
would not suspect him of treating the truth so badly.
His apparent sincerity reminds me of an anecdote related
of another boy, who had this habit worse than Selden
has, I should think. The boy remarked that his
father once killed ninety-nine crows at a single shot!
He was asked why he did not say a hundred, and have
done with it. The fellow was indignant.
“Do you think I would tell a lie for one crow?”
said he!
Selden Mason’s habit of truth-stretching
has got such a hold of him now, that you can perceive
the marks of it in almost every thing he says.
I have sometimes been half sorry he was so good a
boy in other respects; for, as his companions like
him pretty well, there is the more danger that they
will catch the habit of him, before they are aware
of it. His teacher was once asked what he thought
of Selden, on the whole. “I can’t
help being pleased with the fellow,” said he;
“he is a good scholar, and very obedient; but
I should like him a great deal better if he didn’t
tell such monstrous stories. He is like a book
all printed in italic letters, with an exclamation
point at the end of every sentence.” Selden
has often gone by the name of the “Exclamation
Point,” since that time.
Poor fellow! I wish he had tried
to break himself of that habit, before it became so
deeply rooted. I am afraid it will stick to him
as long as he lives now; and if it does, he will get
a very bad character as a man of business. Scarcely
any reliance can be placed upon his word. No matter
how careful he may be to state a thing exactly as
it is, in his business matters, if he keeps up this
general habit, people will say, “Oh! that’s
nothing but one of Mason’s italic stories!”
Look out, my boy! It wouldn’t
be the strangest thing in the world, if you had got
into a habit something like this of Selden’s,
though it may not yet be half so strong. But
keep a sharp look-out, at any rate. Take care
that you never stretch the truth.