“SAM’L HALL”
But with the stage set and the curtain
ready to rise on the farce, the audience did not arrive
until the shadow of the evening blotted the windows
of the office where big Lawlor waited impatiently,
rehearsing his part; but when the lamp had been lighted,
as though that were a signal for which the tenderfoot
had waited, came a knock at the door of the room,
and then it was jerked open and the head of one of
the cowpunchers was inserted.
“He’s coming!”
The head disappeared; the door slammed.
Lawlor stretched both arms wide, shifted his belt,
loosened his gun in the holster for the fiftieth time,
and exhaled a long breath. Once more the door
jerked open, and this time it was the head and sullen
face of Nash, enlivened now by a peculiarly unpleasant
smile.
“He’s here!”
As the door closed the grim realization
came to Lawlor that he could not face the tenderfoot—his
staring eyes and his pallor would betray him even
if the jerking of his hands did not. He swung
about in the comfortable chair, seized a book and
whisking it open bowed his head to read. All
that he saw was a dance of irregular black lines:
voices sounded through the hall outside.
“Sure, he’ll see you,”
Calamity Ben was saying. “And if you want
to put up for the night there ain’t nobody more
hospital than the Chief. Right in here, son.”
The door yawned. He could not
see, for his back was resolutely toward it and he
was gripping the cover of the book hard to steady his
hands; but he felt a breath of colder air from the
outer hall; he felt above all a new presence peering
in upon him, like a winter-starved lynx that might
flatten its round face against the window and peer
in at the lazy warmth and comfort of the humans around
the hearth inside. Some such feeling sent a chill
through Lawlor’s blood.
“Hello!” called Calamity Ben.
“Humph!” grunted Lawlor.
“Got a visitor, Mr. Drew.”
“Bring him in.”
And Lawlor cleared his throat.
“All right, here he is.”
The door closed, and Lawlor snapped the book shut.
“Drew!” said a low voice.
The cowpuncher turned in his chair.
He had intended to rise, but at the sound of that
controlled menace he knew that his legs were too weak
to answer that purpose. What he saw was a slender
fellow, who stood with his head somewhat lowered while
his eyes peered down from under contracted brows,
as though the light were hurting them. His feet
were braced apart and his hands dropped lightly on
his hips—the very picture of a man ready
to spring into action.
Under the great brush of his moustache,
Lawlor set his teeth, but he was instantly at ease;
for if the sight of the stranger shook him to the
very centre, the other was even more obviously shocked
by what he saw. The hands dropped limp from his
hips and dangled idly at his sides; his body straightened
almost with a jerk, as though he had been struck violently,
and now, instead of that searching look, he was blinking
down at his host. Lawlor rose and extended a
broad hand and an even broader smile; he was proud
of the strength which had suddenly returned to his
legs.
“H’ware ye, stranger? Sure glad to
see you.”
The other accepted the proffered hand
automatically, like one moving in a dream.
“Are you Drew?”
“Sure am.”
“William Drew?”
He still held the hand as if he were
fearful of the vision escaping without that sensible
bondage.
“William Drew is right. Sit down.
Make yourself to home.”
“Thanks!” breathed the
other and as if that breath expelled with it all his
strength he slumped into a chair and sat with a fascinated
eye glued to his host.
Lawlor had time to mark now the signs
of long and severe travelling which the other bore,
streaks of mud that disfigured him from heel to shoulder;
and his face was somewhat drawn like a man who has
gone to work fasting.
“William Drew!” he repeated,
more to himself than to Lawlor, and the latter formed
a silent prayer of gratitude that he was not
William Drew.
“I’m forgetting myself,”
went on the tenderfoot, with a ghost of a smile.
“My name is Bard—Anthony Bard.”
His glance narrowed again, and this
time Lawlor, remembering his part, pretended to start
with surprise.
“Bard?”
“Yes. Anthony Bard.”
“Glad to know you. You ain’t by any
chance related to a John Bard?”
“Why?”
“Had a partner once by that name. Good
old John Bard!”
He shook his head, as though overcome by recollections.
“I’ve heard something about you and your
partner, Mr. Drew.”
“Yes?”
“In fact, it seems to be a rather unusual story.”
“Well, it ain’t common. John Bard!
I’ll tell the world there was a man.”
“Yes, he was.”
“What’s that?”
“He must have been,” answered
Anthony, “from all that I’ve heard of him.
I’m interested in what I scrape together about
him. You see, he carries the same name.”
“That’s nacheral. How long since
you ate?”
“Last night.”
“The hell! Starved?”
“Rather.”
“It’s near chow-time. Will you eat
now or wait for the reg’lar spread?”
“I think I can wait, thank you.”
“A little drink right now to
help you along, eh?” He strode over and opened
the door. “Hey! Shorty!”
For answer there came only the wail of an old pirate
song.
“Oh, my name’s
Sam’l Hall—Sam’l Hall;
My name’s Sam’l
Hall—Sam’l Hall.
My name is Sam’l
Hall,
And I hate you one an’
all,
You’re a gang
of muckers all—
Damn your
eyes!”
“Listen!” said Lawlor,
turning to his guest with a deprecating wave of the
hand. “A cook what sings! Which in
the old days I wouldn’t have had a bum like
that around my place, but there ain’t no choosin’
now.”
The voice from the kitchen rolled out louder:
“I killed a man, they
said, so they said;
I killed a man, they
said, so they said.
I killed a man they
said,
For I hit ’im
on the head,
And I left him there
for dead—
Damn your
eyes!”
“Hey! Shorty Kilrain!” bellowed the
aggravated host.
He turned to Bard.
“What’d you do with a bum like that for
a cook?”
“Pay him wages and keep him
around to sing songs. I like this one.
Listen!”
“They put me in the
quad—in the quad;
They put me in the quad—in
the quad.
They put me in the quad,
They chained me to a
rod,
And they left me there,
by God—
Damn your
eyes!”
“Kilrain, come here and make it fast or I’ll
damn your eyes!”
He explained to Bard: “Got
to be hard with these fellers or you never get nowhere
with ’em.”
“Yo ho!” answered the voice of the singer,
and approached booming:
“The parson he did come,
he did come;
The parson he did come—did
come.
The parson he did come,
He looked almighty glum,
He talked of kingdom
come—.
Damn your
eyes!”
Shorty loomed in the doorway and caught
his hand to his forehead in a nautical salute.
He had one bad eye, and now it squinted as villainously
as if he were the real Sam’l Hall.
“Righto sir. What’ll you have, mate?”
“Don’t mate me, you igner’nt
sweepin’ of the South Sea, but trot up some
red-eye—and gallop.”
The ex-sailor shifted his quid so
that it stuck far out in the opposite cheek with such
violence of pressure that a little spot of white appeared
through the tan of the skin. He regarded Lawlor
for a silent moment with bodeful eyes.
“What the hell are you lookin’
at?” roared the other. “On your way!”
The features of Kilrain twitched spasmodically.
“Righto, sir.”
Another salute, and he was off, his
voice coming back less and less distinctly.
“So up the rope I’ll
go, I will go;
So up the rope I’ll
go—I’ll go.
So up the rope I’ll
go
With the crowd all down
below
Yelling, ‘Sam,
I told you so!’
Damn their
eyes!”