Section 2
And one at least of those who were
called to this conference of governments came to it
on foot. This was King Egbert, the young king
of the most venerable kingdom in Europe. He was
a rebel, and had always been of deliberate choice
a rebel against the magnificence of his position.
He affected long pedestrian tours and a disposition
to sleep in the open air. He came now over the
Pass of Sta Maria Maggiore and by boat up the lake
to Brissago; thence he walked up the mountain, a pleasant
path set with oaks and sweet chestnut. For provision
on the walk, for he did not want to hurry, he carried
with him a pocketful of bread and cheese. A certain
small retinue that was necessary to his comfort and
dignity upon occasions of state he sent on by the cable
car, and with him walked his private secretary, Firmin,
a man who had thrown up the Professorship of World
Politics in the London School of Sociology, Economics,
and Political Science, to take up these duties.
Firmin was a man of strong rather than rapid thought,
he had anticipated great influence in this new position,
and after some years he was still only beginning to
apprehend how largely his function was to listen.
Originally he had been something of a thinker upon
international politics, an authority upon tariffs
and strategy, and a valued contributor to various
of the higher organs of public opinion, but the atomic
bombs had taken him by surprise, and he had still to
recover completely from his pre-atomic opinions and
the silencing effect of those sustained explosives.
The king’s freedom from the
trammels of etiquette was very complete. In theory—and
he abounded in theory—his manners were purely
democratic. It was by sheer habit and inadvertency
that he permitted Firmin, who had discovered a rucksack
in a small shop in the town below, to carry both bottles
of beer. The king had never, as a matter of fact,
carried anything for himself in his life, and he had
never noted that he did not do so.
‘We will have nobody with us,’
he said, ’at all. We will be perfectly
simple.’
So Firmin carried the beer.
As they walked up—it was
the king made the pace rather than Firmin—they
talked of the conference before them, and Firmin, with
a certain want of assurance that would have surprised
him in himself in the days of his Professorship, sought
to define the policy of his companion. ‘In
its broader form, sir,’ said Firmin; ’I
admit a certain plausibility in this project of Leblanc’s,
but I feel that although it may be advisable to set
up some sort of general control for International
affairs—a sort of Hague Court with extended
powers—that is no reason whatever for losing
sight of the principles of national and imperial autonomy.’
‘Firmin,’ said the king,
’I am going to set my brother kings a good example.’
Firmin intimated a curiosity that veiled a dread.
‘By chucking all that nonsense,’ said
the king.
He quickened his pace as Firmin, who
was already a little out of breath, betrayed a disposition
to reply.
‘I am going to chuck all that
nonsense,’ said the king, as Firmin prepared
to speak. ’I am going to fling my royalty
and empire on the table—and declare at
once I don’t mean to haggle. It’s
haggling—about rights—has been
the devil in human affairs, for—always.
I am going to stop this nonsense.’
Firmin halted abruptly. ‘But, sir!’
he cried.
The king stopped six yards ahead of
him and looked back at his adviser’s perspiring
visage.
’Do you really think, Firmin,
that I am here as—as an infernal politician
to put my crown and my flag and my claims and so forth
in the way of peace? That little Frenchman is
right. You know he is right as well as I do.
Those things are over. We—we kings
and rulers and representatives have been at the very
heart of the mischief. Of course we imply separation,
and of course separation means the threat of war,
and of course the threat of war means the accumulation
of more and more atomic bombs. The old game’s
up. But, I say, we mustn’t stand here, you
know. The world waits. Don’t you think
the old game’s up, Firmin?’
Firmin adjusted a strap, passed a
hand over his wet forehead, and followed earnestly.
‘I admit, sir,’ he said to a receding back,
’that there has to be some sort of hegemony,
some sort of Amphictyonic council——’
‘There’s got to be one
simple government for all the world,’ said the
king over his shoulder.
‘But as for a reckless, unqualified abandonment,
sir——’
‘BANG!’ cried the king.
Firmin made no answer to this interruption.
But a faint shadow of annoyance passed across his
heated features.
‘Yesterday,’ said the
king, by way of explanation, ’the Japanese very
nearly got San Francisco.’
‘I hadn’t heard, sir.’
’The Americans ran the Japanese
aeroplane down into the sea and there the bomb got
busted.’
‘Under the sea, sir?’
’Yes. Submarine volcano.
The steam is in sight of the Californian coast.
It was as near as that. And with things like this
happening, you want me to go up this hill and haggle.
Consider the effect of that upon my imperial cousin—and
all the others!’
‘He will haggle, sir.’
‘Not a bit of it,’ said the king.
‘But, sir.’
‘Leblanc won’t let him.’
Firmin halted abruptly and gave a
vicious pull at the offending strap. ‘Sir,
he will listen to his advisers,’ he said, in
a tone that in some subtle way seemed to implicate
his master with the trouble of the knapsack.
The king considered him.
‘We will go just a little higher,’
he said. ’I want to find this unoccupied
village they spoke of, and then we will drink that
beer. It can’t be far. We will drink
the beer and throw away the bottles. And then,
Firmin, I shall ask you to look at things in a more
generous light…. Because, you know, you must….’
He turned about and for some time
the only sound they made was the noise of their boots
upon the loose stones of the way and the irregular
breathing of Firmin.
At length, as it seemed to Firmin,
or quite soon, as it seemed to the king, the gradient
of the path diminished, the way widened out, and they
found themselves in a very beautiful place indeed.
It was one of those upland clusters of sheds and houses
that are still to be found in the mountains of North
Italy, buildings that were used only in the high summer,
and which it was the custom to leave locked up and
deserted through all the winter and spring, and up
to the middle of June. The buildings were of
a soft-toned gray stone, buried in rich green grass,
shadowed by chestnut trees and lit by an extraordinary
blaze of yellow broom. Never had the king seen
broom so glorious; he shouted at the light of it,
for it seemed to give out more sunlight even than it
received; he sat down impulsively on a lichenous stone,
tugged out his bread and cheese, and bade Firmin thrust
the beer into the shaded weeds to cool.
‘The things people miss, Firmin,’
he said, ’who go up into the air in ships!’
Firmin looked around him with an ungenial
eye. ’You see it at its best, sir,’
he said, ‘before the peasants come here again
and make it filthy.’
‘It would be beautiful anyhow,’ said the
king.
‘Superficially, sir,’
said Firmin. ’But it stands for a social
order that is fast vanishing away. Indeed, judging
by the grass between the stones and in the huts, I
am inclined to doubt if it is in use even now.’
‘I suppose,’ said the
king, ’they would come up immediately the hay
on this flower meadow is cut. It would be those
slow, creamy-coloured beasts, I expect, one sees on
the roads below, and swarthy girls with red handkerchiefs
over their black hair…. It is wonderful to think
how long that beautiful old life lasted. In the
Roman times and long ages before ever the rumour of
the Romans had come into these parts, men drove their
cattle up into these places as the summer came on….
How haunted is this place! There have been quarrels
here, hopes, children have played here and lived to
be old crones and old gaffers, and died, and so it
has gone on for thousands of lives. Lovers, innumerable
lovers, have caressed amidst this golden broom….’
He meditated over a busy mouthful of bread and cheese.
‘We ought to have brought a tankard for that
beer,’ he said.
Firmin produced a folding aluminium
cup, and the king was pleased to drink.
‘I wish, sir,’ said Firmin
suddenly, ’I could induce you at least to delay
your decision——’
‘It’s no good talking,
Firmin,’ said the king. ’My mind’s
as clear as daylight.’
‘Sire,’ protested Firmin,
with his voice full of bread and cheese and genuine
emotion, ‘have you no respect for your kingship?’
The king paused before he answered
with unwonted gravity. ’It’s just
because I have, Firmin, that I won’t be a puppet
in this game of international politics.’
He regarded his companion for a moment and then remarked:
’Kingship!—what do you know of
kingship, Firmin?
‘Yes,’ cried the king
to his astonished counsellor. ’For the first
time in my life I am going to be a king. I am
going to lead, and lead by my own authority.
For a dozen generations my family has been a set of
dummies in the hands of their advisers. Advisers!
Now I am going to be a real king—and I
am going to—to abolish, dispose of, finish,
the crown to which I have been a slave. But what
a world of paralysing shams this roaring stuff has
ended! The rigid old world is in the melting-pot
again, and I, who seemed to be no more than the stuffing
inside a regal robe, I am a king among kings.
I have to play my part at the head of things and put
an end to blood and fire and idiot disorder.’
‘But, sir,’ protested Firmin.
’This man Leblanc is right.
The whole world has got to be a Republic, one and
indivisible. You know that, and my duty is to
make that easy. A king should lead his people;
you want me to stick on their backs like some Old
Man of the Sea. To-day must be a sacrament of
kings. Our trust for mankind is done with and
ended. We must part our robes among them, we
must part our kingship among them, and say to them
all, now the king in every one must rule the world….
Have you no sense of the magnificence of this occasion?
You want me, Firmin, you want me to go up there and
haggle like a damned little solicitor for some price,
some compensation, some qualification….’
Firmin shrugged his shoulders and
assumed an expression of despair. Meanwhile,
he conveyed, one must eat.
For a time neither spoke, and the
king ate and turned over in his mind the phrases of
the speech he intended to make to the conference.
By virtue of the antiquity of his crown he was to
preside, and he intended to make his presidency memorable.
Reassured of his eloquence, he considered the despondent
and sulky Firmin for a space.
‘Firmin,’ he said, ‘you
have idealised kingship.’ ’It has
been my dream, sir,’ said Firmin sorrowfully,
‘to serve.’
‘At the levers, Firmin,’ said the king.
‘You are pleased to be unjust,’ said Firmin,
deeply hurt.
‘I am pleased to be getting out of it,’
said the king.
‘Oh, Firmin,’ he went
on, ’have you no thought for me? Will you
never realise that I am not only flesh and blood but
an imagination—with its rights. I
am a king in revolt against that fetter they put upon
my head. I am a king awake. My reverend
grandparents never in all their august lives had a
waking moment. They loved the job that you, you
advisers, gave them; they never had a doubt of it.
It was like giving a doll to a woman who ought to
have a child. They delighted in processions and
opening things and being read addresses to, and visiting
triplets and nonagenarians and all that sort of thing.
Incredibly. They used to keep albums of cuttings
from all the illustrated papers showing them at it,
and if the press-cutting parcels grew thin they were
worried. It was all that ever worried them.
But there is something atavistic in me; I hark back
to unconstitutional monarchs. They christened
me too retrogressively, I think. I wanted to
get things done. I was bored. I might have
fallen into vice, most intelligent and energetic princes
do, but the palace precautions were unusually thorough.
I was brought up in the purest court the world has
ever seen. . . . Alertly pure…. So I read
books, Firmin, and went about asking questions.
The thing was bound to happen to one of us sooner
or later. Perhaps, too, very likely I’m
not vicious. I don’t think I am.’
He reflected. ‘No,’ he said.
Firmin cleared his throat. ‘I
don’t think you are, sir,’ he said.
’You prefer——’
He stopped short. He had been
going to say ‘talking.’ He substituted
‘ideas.’
‘That world of royalty!’
the king went on. ’In a little while no
one will understand it any more. It will become
a riddle….
’Among other things, it was
a world of perpetual best clothes. Everything
was in its best clothes for us, and usually wearing
bunting. With a cinema watching to see we took
it properly. If you are a king, Firmin, and you
go and look at a regiment, it instantly stops whatever
it is doing, changes into full uniform and presents
arms. When my august parents went in a train
the coal in the tender used to be whitened. It
did, Firmin, and if coal had been white instead of
black I have no doubt the authorities would have blackened
it. That was the spirit of our treatment.
People were always walking about with their faces to
us. One never saw anything in profile. One
got an impression of a world that was insanely focused
on ourselves. And when I began to poke my little
questions into the Lord Chancellor and the archbishop
and all the rest of them, about what I should see
if people turned round, the general effect I produced
was that I wasn’t by any means displaying the
Royal Tact they had expected of me….’
He meditated for a time.
’And yet, you know, there is
something in the kingship, Firmin. It stiffened
up my august little grandfather. It gave my grandmother
a kind of awkward dignity even when she was cross—and
she was very often cross. They both had a profound
sense of responsibility. My poor father’s
health was wretched during his brief career; nobody
outside the circle knows just how he screwed himself
up to things. “My people expect it,”
he used to say of this tiresome duty or that.
Most of the things they made him do were silly—it
was part of a bad tradition, but there was nothing
silly in the way he set about them…. The spirit
of kingship is a fine thing, Firmin; I feel it in
my bones; I do not know what I might not be if I were
not a king. I could die for my people, Firmin,
and you couldn’t. No, don’t say you
could die for me, because I know better. Don’t
think I forget my kingship, Firmin, don’t imagine
that. I am a king, a kingly king, by right divine.
The fact that I am also a chattering young man makes
not the slightest difference to that. But the
proper text-book for kings, Firmin, is none of the
court memoirs and Welt-Politik books you would have
me read; it is old Fraser’s Golden Bough.
Have you read that, Firmin?’
Firmin had. ’Those were
the authentic kings. In the end they were cut
up and a bit given to everybody. They sprinkled
the nations—with Kingship.’
Firmin turned himself round and faced his royal master.
‘What do you intend to do, sir?’
he asked. ’If you will not listen to me,
what do you propose to do this afternoon?’
The king flicked crumbs from his coat.
’Manifestly war has to stop
for ever, Firmin. Manifestly this can only be
done by putting all the world under one government.
Our crowns and flags are in the way. Manifestly
they must go.’
‘Yes, sir,’ interrupted
Firmin, ’but what government? I don’t
see what government you get by a universal abdication!’
‘Well,’ said the king,
with his hands about his knees, ’we shall
be the government.’
‘The conference?’ exclaimed Firmin.
‘Who else?’ asked the king simply.
‘It’s perfectly simple,’ he added
to Firmin’s tremendous silence.
‘But,’ cried Firmin, ’you
must have sanctions! Will there be no form of
election, for example?’
‘Why should there be?’ asked the king,
with intelligent curiosity.
‘The consent of the governed.’
’Firmin, we are just going to
lay down our differences and take over government.
Without any election at all. Without any sanction.
The governed will show their consent by silence.
If any effective opposition arises we shall ask it
to come in and help. The true sanction of kingship
is the grip upon the sceptre. We aren’t
going to worry people to vote for us. I’m
certain the mass of men does not want to be bothered
with such things…. We’ll contrive a way
for any one interested to join in. That’s
quite enough in the way of democracy. Perhaps
later—when things don’t matter….
We shall govern all right, Firmin. Government
only becomes difficult when the lawyers get hold of
it, and since these troubles began the lawyers are
shy. Indeed, come to think of it, I wonder where
all the lawyers are…. Where are they? A
lot, of course, were bagged, some of the worst ones,
when they blew up my legislature. You never knew
the late Lord Chancellor. . . .
’Necessities bury rights.
And create them. Lawyers live on dead rights
disinterred…. We’ve done with that way
of living. We won’t have more law than
a code can cover and beyond that government will be
free….
’Before the sun sets to-day,
Firmin, trust me, we shall have made our abdications,
all of us, and declared the World Republic, supreme
and indivisible. I wonder what my august grandmother
would have made of it! All my rights! . . .
And then we shall go on governing. What else is
there to do? All over the world we shall declare
that there is no longer mine or thine, but ours.
China, the United States, two-thirds of Europe, will
certainly fall in and obey. They will have to
do so. What else can they do? Their official
rulers are here with us. They won’t be able
to get together any sort of idea of not obeying us….
Then we shall declare that every sort of property
is held in trust for the Republic….’
‘But, sir!’ cried Firmin,
suddenly enlightened. ’Has this been arranged
already?’
’My dear Firmin, do you think
we have come here, all of us, to talk at large?
The talking has been done for half a century.
Talking and writing. We are here to set the new
thing, the simple, obvious, necessary thing, going.’
He stood up.
Firmin, forgetting the habits of a score of years,
remained seated.
‘Well,’ he said at last. ‘And
I have known nothing!’
The king smiled very cheerfully. He liked these
talks with Firmin.