February, 1814.
“View! daughter of a royal line,
A father’s fame,
a realm’s renown:
Ah! happy that that realm is thine,
And that its father
is thine own!
“View, and exulting view, thy fate,
Which dooms thee o’er
these blissful Isles
To reign, (but distant be the date!)
And, like thy Sire,
deserve thy People’s smiles.”
* * * *
(2) ‘The Courier’, February 2, 1814.
Lord BYRON, as we stated yesterday,
has discovered and promulgated to the world, in eight
lines of choice doggrel, that the realm of England
is in decay, that her Sovereign is disgraced, and that
the situation of the country is one which claims the
tears of all good patriots. To this very indubitable
statement, the ‘Morning Chronicle’ of this
day exhibits an admirable companion picture, a genuine
letter from Paris, of the 25th ult.
* * *
(3) ‘The Courier’, February 3, 1814.
“‘The Courier’ is indignant,”
says the ‘Morning Chronicle’, “at
the discovery now made by Lord BYRON, that he was
the author of ’the Verses to a Young Lady
weeping,’ which were inserted about a twelvemonth
ago in the ‘Morning Chronicle’. The
Editor thinks it audacious in a hereditary Counsellor
of the KING to admonish the ’Heir Apparent’.
It may not be ‘courtly’ but it is certainly
‘British’, and we wish the kingdom had
more such honest advisers.”
The discovery of the author of the
verses in question was not made by Lord BYRON.
How could it be? When he sent them to the ’Chronicle,
without’ his name, he was just as well informed
about the author as he is now that he has published
them in a pamphlet, ‘with’ his name.
The discovery was made to the public. They did
not know in March, 1812, what they know in February,
1814. They did not suspect then what they now
find avowed, that a Peer of the Realm was the Author
of the attack upon the PRINCE; of the attempt to induce
the Princess CHARLOTTE of WALES to think that her
father was an object not of reverence and regard, but
of disgrace.
But we “think it audacious in
an hereditary Counsellor of the KING to admonish the
Heir Apparent.” No! we do not think it audacious:
it is constitutional and proper. But are anonymous
attacks the constitutional duty of a Peer of the Realm?
Is that the mode in which he should admonish the Heir
Apparent? If Lord BYRON had desired to admonish
the PRINCE, his course was open, plain, and known—he
could have demanded an audience of the PRINCE; or,
he could have given his admonition in Parliament.
But to level such an attack—What!—“Kill
men i’ the dark!” This, however, is called
by the ‘Chronicle’ “certainly ’British’,”
though it might not be ‘courtly’, and a
strong wish is expressed that “the country had
many more such honest advisers” or admonishers.
—Admonishers indeed! A pretty definition
of admonition this, which consists not in giving advice,
but in imputing blame, not in openly proffering counsel,
but in secretly pointing censure.
* * *
(4) BYRONIANA NO. I (’The Courier’,
February 5, 1814).
The Lord BYRON has assumed such a
poetico-political and such a politico-poetical air
and authority, that in our double capacity of men
of letters and politicians, he forces himself upon
our recollection. We say ‘recollection’
for reasons which will bye and by, be obvious to our
readers, and will lead them to wonder why this young
Lord, whose greatest talent it is to forget, and whose
best praise it would be to be forgotten, should be
such an enthusiastic admirer of Mr. SAM ROGERS’S
‘Pleasures of Memory’.
The most virulent satirists have ever
been the most nauseous panegyrists, and they are for
the most part as offensive by the praise as by the
abuse which they scatter.
His Lordship does not degenerate from
the character of those worthy persons, his poetical
ancestors:
“The mob of Gentlemen who wrote
with ease”
who of all authors dealt the most
largely in the alternation of flattery and filth.
He is the severest satirical and the civilest dedicator
of our day; and what completes his reputation for
candour, good feeling, and honesty, is that the persons
whom he most reviles, and to whom he most fulsomely
dedicates, are identically the same.
We shall indulge our readers with
a few instances:—the most obvious case,
because the most recent, is that of Mr. THOMAS MOORE,
to whom he has dedicated, as we have already stated,
his last pamphlet; but as we wish to proceed orderly,
we shall postpone this and revert to some instances
prior in order of time; we shall afterwards show that
his Lordship strictly adheres to HORACE’S rule,
in maintaining to the end the ill character in which
he appeared at the outset. His Lordship’s
first dedication was to his guardian and relative,
the Earl of CARLISLE. So late as the year 1808,
we find that Lord BYRON was that noble Lord’s
“most affectionate kinsman, etc., etc.”
Hear how dutifully and affectionately
this ingenuous young man celebrates, in a few months
after (1809), the praises of his friend:
“No Muse will cheer with renovating
smile, The paralytic puling of CARLISLE;
What heterogeneous honours deck the Peer, Lord,
rhymester, petit-maitre, pamphleteer! So dull
in youth, so drivelling in age, His
scenes alone had damn’d our sinking stage.
But Managers, for once, cried ‘hold, enough,’
Nor drugg’d their audience with the tragic
stuff. Yet at their judgment let his Lordship
laugh, And case his volumes in congenial calf:
Yes! doff that covering where Morocco shines, And
hang a calf-skin on those recreant lines.”
And in explanation of this affectionate
effusion, our lordly dedicator subjoins a note to
inform us that Lord CARLISLE’S works are splendidly
bound, but that “the rest is all but leather
and prunella,” and a little after, in a very
laborious note, in which he endeavours to defend his
consistency, he out-Herods Herod, or to speak more
forcibly, out-Byrons Byron, in the virulence of his
invective against “his guardian and relative,
to whom he dedicated his volume of puerile poems.”
Lord CARLISLE has, it seems, if we are to believe
his word, for a series of years, beguiled “the
public with reams of most orthodox, imperial nonsense,”
and Lord BYRON concludes by asking,
“What can ennoble knaves, or fools,
or cowards?
Alas! not all the blood of all the
Howards.”
“So says POPE,” adds Lord
BYRON. But POPE does not say so; the words “knaves
and fools,” are not in POPE, but interpolated
by Lord BYRON, in favour of his “guardian and
relative.” Now, all this might have slept
in oblivion with Lord CARLISLE’S Dramas, and
Lord BYRON’S Poems; but if this young Gentleman
chooses to erect himself into a spokesman of the public
opinion, it becomes worth while to consider to what
notice he is entitled; when he affects a tone of criticism
and an air of candour, he obliges us to enquire whether
he has any just pretensions to either, and when he
arrogates the high functions of public praise and public
censure, we may fairly inquire what the praise or censure
of such a being is worth:
“Thus bad begins, but worse remains
behind.”
* * *
(5) BYRONIANA NO. 2 (’The Courier’, February
8, 1814).
“Crede Byron” is
Lord Byron’s armorial motto; ‘Trust Byron’
is the translation in the Red-book. We cannot
but admire the ingenuity with which his Lordship has
converted the good faith of his ancestors into a sarcasm
on his own duplicity.
“Could nothing but your chief reproach,
Serve for a motto on your coach?”
Poor Lord Carlisle; he, no doubt,
trusted in his affectionate ward and kinsman,
and we have seen how the affectionate ward and kinsman
acknowledged, like Macbeth, “the double
trust” only to abuse it. We shall now
show how much another Noble Peer, Lord Holland, has
to trust to from his ingenuous dedicator.
Some time last year Lord Byron published
a Poem, called The Bride of Abydos, which was
inscribed to Lord Holland, “with every sentiment
of regard and respect by his gratefully obliged and
sincere friend, BYRON.” “Grateful
and sincere!” Alas! alas; ’tis not
even so good as what Shakespeare, in contempt, calls
“the sincerity of a cold heart.” “Regard
and respect!” Hear with what regard, and how much
respect, he treats this identical Lord Holland.
In a tirade against literary assassins (a class of
men which Lord Byron may well feel entitled to describe),
we have these lines addressed to the Chief of the Critical
Banditti:
“Known be thy name, unbounded be
thy sway, Thy Holland’s banquets shall
each toil repay, While grateful Britain yields
the praise she owes, To Hollands hirelings,
and to learnings foes!”
By which it appears, that
“—These wolves that still
in darkness prowl;
This coward brood, which mangle,
as their prey,
By hellish instinct, all that cross
their way;”
are hired by Lord Holland, and it
follows, very naturally, that the “hirelings”
of Lord Holland must be the “foes of learning.”
This seems sufficiently caustic; but
hear, how our dedicator proceeds:
“Illustrious Holland! hard would
be his lot,
His hirelings mention’d, and
himself forgot!
Blest be the banquets spread at
Holland House,
Where Scotchmen feed, and Critics
may carouse!
Long, long, beneath that hospitable
roof
Shall Grub-street dine, while
duns are kept aloof,
And grateful to the founder
of the feast
Declare the Landlord can translate,
at least!”
Lord Byron has, it seems, very accurate
notions of gratitude, and the word “grateful”
in these lines, and in his dedication of ’The
Bride of Abydos’, has a delightful similarity
of meaning. His Lordship is pleased to add, in
an explanatory note to this passage, that Lord Holland’s
life of Lopez de Vega, and his translated specimens
of that author, are much “BEPRAISED by these
disinterested guests.” Lord Byron well
knows that bepraise and bespatter are
almost synonimous. There was but one point on
which he could have any hope of touching Lord Holland
more nearly; and of course he avails himself, in the
most gentlemanly and generous manner, of the golden
opportunity.
When his club of literary assassins
is assembled at Lord Holland’s table, Lord Byron
informs us
“That lest when heated with the
unusual grape,
Some glowing thoughts should
to the press escape,
And tinge with red the female
reader’s cheek,
My LADY skims the cream of
each critique;
Breathes o’er each page her
purity of soul,
Reforms each error, and refines
the whole.”
Our readers will, no doubt, duly appreciate
the manliness and generosity of these lines; but,
to encrease their admiration, we beg to remind them
that the next time Lord Byron addresses Lord Holland,
it is to dedicate to him, in all friendship, sincerity,
and gratitude, the story of a young, a pure, an amiable,
and an affectionate bride!
The verses were bad enough, but what
shall be said, after such verses, of the insult
of such a dedication!
We forbear to extract any further
specimens of this peculiar vein of Lord Byron’s
satire; our “gorge rises at it,” and we
regret to have been obliged to say so much. And
yet Lord Byron is, “with all regard and respect,
Lord Holland’s sincere and grateful friend!”
It reminds us of the respect which Lear’s
daughters shewed their father, and which the poor
old king felt to be “worse than murder.”
Some of our readers may perhaps observe
that, personally, Lord Holland was not so ill-treated
as Lord Carlisle; but let it be recollected, that
Lord Holland is only an acquaintance, while Lord Carlisle
was “guardian and relation,” and had therefore
peculiar claims to the ingratitude of a mind
like Lord Byron’s.
Trust Byron, indeed! “him,” as
Hamlet says
“Him, I would trust
as I would adders fang’d.”
* * *
(6) BYRONIANA No. 3 (’The Courier’,
February 12, 1814). “Crede Byron”—“Trust
Byron.”
We have seen Lord Byron’s past
and present opinions of two Noble Persons whom he
has honoured with his satire, and vilified by his dedications;
let us now compare the evidence which he has given
at different and yet not distant times, on the merits
of his third Dedicatee, Mr. Thomas Moore.
To him Lord Byron has inscribed his last poem as a
person “of unshaken public principle,
and the most undoubted and various talents; as the
firmest of Irish patriots, and the first of
Irish bards.”
Before we proceed to give Lord Byron’s
own judgment of this “firmest of patriots,”
and this “best of poets,” we must be allowed
to say, that though we consider Mr. Moore as a very
good writer of songs, we should very much complain
of the poetical supremacy assigned to him, if Lord
Byron had not qualified it by calling him the first
only of Irish poets, and, as we suppose his
Lordship must mean, of Irish poets of the present
day. The title may be, for aught we know to the
contrary, perfectly appropriate; but we cannot conceive
how Mr. Moore comes by the high-sounding name of “patriot;”
what pretence there is for such an appellation; by
what effort of intellect or of courage he has placed
his name above those idols of Irish worship, Messrs.
Scully, Connell, and Dromgoole. Mr. Moore has
written words to Irish tunes; so did Burns for his
national airs; but who ever called Burns the “firmest
of patriots” on the score of his contributions
to the Scots Magazine?
Mr. Moore, we are aware, has been
accused of tuning his harpsichord to the key-note
of a faction, and of substituting, wherever he could,
a party spirit for the spirit of poetry: this,
in the opinion of most persons, would derogate even
from his poetical character, but we hope that
Lord Byron stands alone in considering that such a
prostitution of the muse entitles him to the name
of patriot. Mr. Moore, it seems, is an Irishman,
and, we believe, a Roman Catholic; he appears to be,
at least in his poetry, no great friend to the connexion
of Ireland with England. One or two of his ditties
are quoted in Ireland as laments upon certain
worthy persons whose lives were terminated by the hand
of the law, in some of the unfortunate disturbances
which have afflicted that country; and one of his
most admired songs begins with a stanza, which we
hope the Attorney-General will pardon us for quoting:
“Let Erin remember the days of old,
Ere her faithless sons
betrayed her,
When Malachy wore the collar of gold,
Which he won from her proud
Invader;
When her Kings, with standard of green
unfurl’d,
Led the Red Branch Knights
to danger,
Ere, the emerald gem of the western world,
Was set in the crown of
a Stranger.”
This will pretty well satisfy an English
reader, that, if it be any ingredient of patriotism
to promote the affectionate connexion of the English
isles under the constitutional settlement made at the
revolution and at the union; and if the foregoing
verses speak Mr. Moore’s sentiments, he has
the same claims to the name of “patriot”
that Lord Byron has to the title of “trustworthy;”
but if these and similar verses do not speak Mr. Moore’s
political sentiments, then undoubtedly he has never
written, or at least published any thing relating to
public affairs; and Lord Byron has no kind of pretence
for talking of the political character and public
principles of an humble individual who is only known
as the translator of Anacreon, and the writer, composer,
and singer of certain songs, which songs do not (ex-hypothesi)
speak the sentiments even of the writer himself.
But, hold—we had forgot
one circumstance: Mr. Moore has been said to be
one of the authors of certain verses on the highest
characters of the State, which appeared from time
to time in the ‘Morning Chronicle’, and
which were afterwards collected into a little volume;
this may, probably, be in Lord Byron’s opinion,
a clear title to the name of patriot, in which
case, his Lordship has also his claim to the same
honour; and, indeed that sagacious and loyal person,
the Editor of the ‘Morning Chronicle’,
seems to be of this notion; for when some one ventured
to express some, we think not unnatural, indignation
at Lord Byron’s having been the author of some
impudent doggrels, of the same vein, which appeared
anonymously in that paper reflecting on his Royal
Highness the Prince Regent, and her Royal Highness
his daughter, the Editor before-mentioned exclaimed—“What!
and is not a Peer, an hereditary councillor of the
Crown, to be permitted to give his constitutional
advice?!!!”
If writing such vile and anonymous
stuff as one sometimes reads in the ‘Morning
Chronicle’ be the duty of a good subject, or
the privilege of a Peer of Parliament, then indeed
we have nothing to object to Mr. Moore’s title
of Patriot, or Lord Byron’s open, honourable,
manly, and constitutional method of advising the Crown.
To return, however, to our main object,
Lord Byron’s consistency, truth, and
trustworthiness.
His Lordship is pleased to call Mr.
Moore not only Patriot and Poet, but he acquaints
us also, that “he is the delight alike of his
readers and his friends; the poet of all circles,
and the idol of his own.”
Let us now turn to Lord Byron’s
thrice-recorded opinion of “this Poet of
all Circles.” We shall quote from a
Poem which was republished, improved, amended, and
reconsidered, not more than three years ago;
since which time Mr. Moore has published no Poem whatsoever;
therefore, Lord Byron’s former and his present
opinions are founded upon the same data, and if they
do not agree, it really is no fault of Mr. Moore’s,
who has published nothing to alter them.
“Now look around and turn each trifling
page,
Survey the precious works that
please the age,
While Little’s lyrics shine in hot-pressed
twelves.”
Here, by no great length of induction,
we find Little’s, i.e. Mr. Thomas Moore’s
lyrics, are trifling, “precious works,”
his Lordship ironically adds, that “please times
from which,” as his Lordship says, “taste
and reason are passed away!”
Bye and by his Lordship delivers a
still more plain opinion on Mr. Moore’s fitness
to be the “Poet of ALL circles.”
“Who in soft guise, surrounded by
a quire
Of virgins melting, not to Vesta’s
fire,
With sparkling eyes, and cheek by passion
flush’d,
Strikes his wild lyre, while listening
dames are hush’d?
’Tis Little, young Catullus of his
day,
As sweet, but as immoral, in his lay;
Griev’d to condemn, the Muse must
yet be just,
Nor spare melodious advocates of lust!”
“O calum et terra!”
as Lingo says. What! this purest of Patriots
is immoral? What! “the Poet of all
circles” is “the advocate of lust”?
Monstrous! But who can doubt Byron? And his
Lordship, in a subsequent passage, does not hesitate
to speak still more plainly, and to declare, in plain
round terms (we shudder while we copy) that Moore,
the Poet, the Patriot “Moore, is lewd”!!!
After this, we humbly apprehend that
if we were to “trust Byron,” Mr. Moore,
however he may be the idol of his own circle, would
find some little difficulty in obtaining admittance
into any other.
Lord Byron having thus disposed, as
far as depended upon him, of the moral character of
the first of Patriots and Poets, takes an early opportunity
of doing justice to the personal honour of this dear
“friend;” one, as his Lordship expresses
it, of “the magnificent and fiery spirited”
sons of Erin.
“In 1806,” says Lord Byron,
“Messrs. Jeffery and Moore met at Chalk Farm—the
duel was prevented by the interference of the Magistracy,
and on examination, the balls of the pistols, like
the courage of the combatants, were found to have
evaporated!”
“Magnificent and fiery spirit,” with a
vengeance!
We are far from thinking of Mr. Moore
as Lord Byron either did or does; not so degradingly
as his Lordship did in 1810; not so extravagantly as
he does in 1813. But we think that Mr. Moore has
grave reason of complaint, and almost just cause,
to exert “his fiery spirit” against Lord
Byron, who has the effrontery to drag him twice before
the public, and overwhelm him, one day with odium,
and another with ridicule.
We regret that Lord Byron, by obliging
us to examine the value of his censures, has forced
us to contrast his past with his present judgments,
and to bring again before the public the objects of
his lampoons and his flatteries. We have, however,
much less remorse in quoting his satire than his dedications;
for, by this time, we believe, the whole world is
inclined to admit that his Lordship can pay no compliment
so valuable as his censure, nor offer any insult so
intolerable as his praise.
* * *
(7) BYRONIANA No. 4 (’The Courier’, February
17, 1814).
“‘Don Pedro.’
What offence have these men done?
“‘Dogberry.’
Many, Sir; they have committed false reports; moreover
they have spoken untruths; secondarily,
they are
slanders; sixthly and lastly, they
have belied a Lady;
thirdly, they have verified unjust
things, and, to
conclude, they are lying knaves.”
‘Much Ado about Nothing.’
We have already seen how scurvily
Lord Byron has treated three of the four persons
to whom he has successively dedicated his Poems; but
for the fourth he reserved a species of contumely,
which we are confident our readers will think more
degrading than all the rest. He has uniformly praised
him! and him alone!!!—The exalted rank,
the gentle manners, the polished taste of his guardian
and relation, Lord Carlisle; the considerations due
to Lord Holland, from his family, his personal character,
and his love of letters; the amiability of Mr. Moore’s
society, the sweetness of his versification, and the
vivacity of his imagination;—all these
could not save their possessors from the brutality
of Lord Byron’s personal satire.
It was, then, for a person only, who
should have none of these titles to his envy
that his Lordship could be expected to reserve the
fullness and steadiness of his friendship; and if
we had any respect or regard for that small poet and
very disagreeable person, Mr. Sam Rogers, we should
heartily pity him for being “damned”
to such “fame” as Lord Byron’s
uninterrupted praise can give.
But Mr. Sam Rogers has another cause
of complaint against Lord Byron, and which he is of
a taste to resent more. His Lordship has not deigned
to call him “the firmest of patriots,”
though we have heard that his claims to that title
are not much inferior to Mr. Moore’s. Mr.
Sam Rogers is reported to have clubb’d with
the Irish Anacreon in that scurrilous collection of
verses, which we have before mentioned, and which
were published under the title of the Twopenny Post-bag,
and the assumed name of “Thomas Brown.”
The rumour may be unfounded; if it be, Messrs. Rogers
and Moore will easily forgive us for saying that, much
as we are astonished at the effrontery with which
Lord Byron has acknowledged his lampoon, we infinitely
prefer it to the cowardly prudence of the author or
authors of the Twopenny Post-bag lurking behind
a fictitious name, and “devising impossible slanders,”
which he or they have not the spirit to avow.
But, to return to the more immediate
subject of our lucubrations: It seems almost
like a fatality, that Lord Byron has hardly ever praised
any thing that he has not at some other period censured,
or censured any thing that he has not, by and bye,
praised or practised.
It does not often happen that booksellers
are assailed for their too great liberality to authors;
yet, in Lord Byron’s satire, while Mr. Scott
is abused, his publisher, Mr. Murray, is sneered at,
in the following lines:
“And think’st them, Scott,
by vain conceit perchance, On public taste to foist
thy stale romance; Though Murray with his
Miller may combine, To yield thy Muse just
HALF-A-CROWN A LINE? No! when the sons of song
descend to trade, Their bays are sear, their former
laurels fade. Let such forego the poet’s
sacred name, Who rack their brains
for lucre, not for fame: Low may they
sink to merited contempt, And scorn
remunerate the mean attempt.”
Now, is it not almost incredible that
this very Murray (the only remaining one of the booksellers
whom his Lordship had attacked; Miller has left the
trade)—is it not, we say, almost incredible
that this very Murray should have been soon after
selected, by this very Lord Byron, to be his own publisher?
But what will our readers say, when we assure them,
that not only was Murray so selected, but that this
magnanimous young Lord has actually sold his
works to this same Murray? and, what is a yet more
singular circumstance, has received and pocketted,
for one of his own “stale romances,” a
sum amounting, not to “half-a-crown,”
but to a whole crown, a line!!!
This fact, monstrous as it seems in
the author of the foregoing lines, is, we have the
fullest reason to believe, accurately true. And
the “faded laurel,” “the
brains rac’d for lucre,” “the
merited contempt,” “the scorn,”
and the “meanness,” which this impudent
young man dared to attribute to Mr. Scott, appear to
have been a mere anticipation of his own future proceedings;
and thus,
“—Even-handed
Justice
Commends the ingredients of his poison’d
chalice
To his own lips.”
How he now likes the taste of it we
do not know; about as much, we suspect, as the “incestuous,
murderous, damned Dane” did, when Hamlet
obliged him to “drink off the potion”
which he had treacherously drugged for the destruction
of others.
* * *
(8) BYRONIANA No. 5 (’The Courier’, February
19, 1814).
“He professes no keeping oaths;
in breaking them he is stronger than
Hercules. He will lie, sir, with
such volubility, that you would think
truth were a fool.”
‘All’s Well that ends Well’.
We have, we should hope, sufficiently
exposed the audacious levity and waywardness of Lord
Byron’s mind, and yet there are a few touches
which we think will give a finish to the portrait,
and add, if it be at all wanting, to the strength
of the resemblance.
* * *
It must be amusing to those who know
anything of Lord Byron in the circles of London, to
find him magnanimously defying in very stout heroics,
“—all the
din of Melbourne House And Lambes’
resentment—”
and adding that he is “unscared”
even by “Holland’s spouse.”
* * *
To those who may be in the habit of
hearing his Lordship’s political descants, the
following extract will appear equally curious:
“Mr. Brougham, in No. 25 of the
‘Edinburgh Review’, throughout the article
concerning Don Pedro Cevallos, has displayed more politics
than policy; many of the worthy burgesses of Edinburgh
being so incensed at the INFAMOUS principles
it evinces, as to have withdrawn their subscriptions;”
and in the text of this poem, to which the foregoing
is a note, he advises the Editor of the Review to
“Beware, lest blundering
Brougham destroy the sale;
Turn beef to bannacks, cauliflower to kail.”
Those who have attended to his Lordship’s
progress as an author, and observed that he has published
four poems, in little more than two years,
will start at the following lines:
“—Oh
cease thy song!
A bard may chaunt too often
and too long;
As thou art strong in verse,
in mercy spare;
A FOURTH, alas, were more
than we could bear.”
And as the scene of each of these
four Poems is laid in the Levant, it is curious
to recollect, that when his Lordship informed the world
that he was about to visit “Afric’s coast,”
and “Calpe’s height,” and “Stamboul’s
minarets,” and “Beauty’s native clime,”
he enters into a voluntary and solemn engagement with
the public,
“That should he back
return, no letter’d rage
Shall drag his common-place
book on the stage;
Of Dardan tours let Dilettanti
tell,
He’ll leave topography
to classic Cell,
And, quite content,
no more shall interpose,
To stun mankind with
poetry or prose.”
And yet we have already had, growing
out of this “Tour,” four volumes of poetry,
enriched with copious notes in prose, selected
from his “common-place book.”
The whole interspersed every here and there with the
most convincing proofs that instead of being “quite
content,” his Lordship has returned, as
he went out, the most discontented and peevish thing
that breathes.
But the passage of all others which
gives us the most delight is that in which his Lordship
attacks his critics, and declares that
“Our men in buckram
shall have blows enough,
And feel they too are
penetrable stuff.”
and adds,
“—I
have—
Learn’d to deride the
Critic’s stern decree,
And break him on the wheel
he meant for me.”
We should now, with all humility,
ask his Lordship whether he yet feels that
“he too is penetrable stuff;” and
we should further wish to know how he likes being
“broken on the wheel he meant for others?”
When his Lordship shall have sufficiently
pondered on those questions, we may perhaps venture
to propound one or two more.
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(9) From ‘The Courier’ (March 15, 1814).
The republication of some Satires,
which the humour of the moment now disposes the writer
to recall, was strenuously censured, the other day,
in a Morning Paper. It was there said, amongst
other things, that such a republication “contributes
to exasperate and perpetuate the divisions of those
whom nature and friendship have joined!”
This is within six weeks after the deliberate republication
of “Weep, daughter,” etc., etc.;
and thus we are informed of the exact moment at which
all retort is to cease; at which misrepresentation
towards the public and outrage towards the Personages
much more than insulted in those lines, is to be no
longer remembered. What privileges does this writer
claim for his friends! They are to live in all
“the swill’d insolence” of attack
upon those on whose character, union, and welfare,
the public prosperity mainly depends; they are to
instruct the DAUGHTER to hold the FATHER disgraced,
because he does not surrender the prime Offices of
the State to their ambition. And if, after this,
public disgust make the author feel, in the midst
of the little circle of flatterers that remains to
him, what an insight he has given into the guilt of
satire before maturity, before experience,
before knowledge; if the original unprovoked
intruder upon the peace of others be thus taught a
love of privacy and a facility of retraction; if Turnus
have found the time,
“magno cum
optaverit emptum
Intactum Pallanta, et cum spolia ista,
diemque
Oderit;”
if triumphing arrogance be changed
into a sentimental humility, O! then ‘Liberality’
is to call out for him in the best of her hacknied
tones; the contest is to cease at the instant when
his humour changes from mischief to melancholy; ‘affetuoso’
is to be the only word; and he is to be allowed his
season of sacred torpidity, till the venom, new formed
in the shade, make him glisten again in the sunshine
he envies!
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