The Works of Lord Byron: Letters and Journals, Volume 2

Tuesday, 30th.

Two days missed in my log-book;—­hiatus haud deflendus.  They were as little worth recollection as the rest; and, luckily, laziness or society prevented me from notching them.

Sunday, I dined with the Lord Holland in St. James’s Square.  Large party—­among them Sir S. Romilly [1] and Lady R’y.—­General Sir Somebody Bentham, [2] a man of science and talent, I am told—­Horner [3]—­the Horner, an Edinburgh Reviewer, an excellent speaker in the “Honourable House,” very pleasing, too, and gentlemanly in company, as far as I have seen—­Sharpe—­Philips of Lancashire John Russell, and others, “good men and true.”  Holland’s society is very good; you always see some one or other in it worth knowing.  Stuffed myself with sturgeon, and exceeded in champagne and wine in general, but not to confusion of head.  When I do dine, I gorge like an Arab or a Boa snake, on fish and vegetables, but no meat.  I am always better, however, on my tea and biscuit than any other regimen, and even that sparingly.

Why does Lady H. always have that damned screen between the whole room and the fire?  I, who bear cold no better than an antelope, and never yet found a sun quite done to my taste, was absolutely petrified, and could not even shiver.  All the rest, too, looked as if they were just unpacked, like salmon from an ice-basket, and set down to table for that day only.  When she retired, I watched their looks as I dismissed the screen, and every cheek thawed, and every nose reddened with the anticipated glow.

Saturday, I went with Harry Fox to Nourjahad; and, I believe, convinced him, by incessant yawning, that it was not mine.  I wish the precious author would own it, and release me from his fame.  The dresses are pretty, but not in costume;—­Mrs. Horn’s, all but the turban, and the want of a small dagger (if she is a sultana), perfect.  I never saw a Turkish woman with a turban in my life—­nor did any one else.  The sultanas have a small poniard at the waist.  The dialogue is drowsy—­the action heavy—­the scenery fine—­the actors tolerable.  I can’t say much for their seraglio—­Teresa, Phannio, or——­, were worth them all.

Sunday, a very handsome note from Mackintosh, who is a rare instance of the union of very transcendent talent and great good nature.  To-day (Tuesday) a very pretty billet from M. la Baronne de Stael Holstein. [5] She is pleased to be much pleased with my mention of her and her last work in my notes.  I spoke as I thought.  Her works are my delight, and so is she herself, for—­half an hour.  I don’t like her politics—­at least, her having changed them; had she been qualis ab incepto, it were nothing.  But she is a woman by herself, and has done more than all the rest of them together, intellectually;—­she ought to have been a man.  She flatters me very prettily in her note;—­but I know it.  The reason that adulation is not displeasing is, that, though untrue, it shows one to be of consequence enough, in one way or other, to induce people to lie, to make us their friend:—­that is their concern.

——­is, I hear, thriving on the repute of a pun which was mine (at Mackintosh’s dinner some time back), on Ward, who was asking, “how much it would take to re-whig him?” I answered that, probably, “he must first, before he was re-whigged, be re-warded.” [6] This foolish quibble, before the Stael and Mackintosh, and a number of conversationers, has been mouthed about, and at last settled on the head of——­, where long may it remain!

George [7] is returned from afloat to get a new ship.  He looks thin, but better than I expected.  I like George much more than most people like their heirs.  He is a fine fellow, and every inch a sailor.  I would do any thing, but apostatise, to get him on in his profession.

Lewis called.  It is a good and good-humoured man, but pestilently prolix and paradoxical and personal [8].  If he would but talk half, and reduce his visits to an hour, he would add to his popularity.  As an author he is very good, and his vanity is ouverte, like Erskine’s, and yet not offending.

Yesterday, a very pretty letter from Annabella [9], which I answered.  What an odd situation and friendship is ours!—­without one spark of love on either side, and produced by circumstances which in general lead to coldness on one side, and aversion on the other.  She is a very superior woman, and very little spoiled, which is strange in an heiress—­a girl of twenty—­a peeress that is to be, in her own right—­an only child, and a savante, who has always had her own way.  She is a poetess—­a mathematician—­a metaphysician, and yet, withal, very kind, generous, and gentle, with very little pretension.  Any other head would be turned with half her acquisitions, and a tenth of her advantages.

[Footnote 1:  Sir Samuel Romilly (1757-1818), Solicitor-General (1806-7), distinguished himself in Parliament by his consistent advocacy of Catholic Emancipation, the abolition of the slave-trade, Parliamentary reform, and the mitigation of the harshness of the criminal law.  Writing of Romilly’s ‘Observations on the Criminal Law of England’ (1810), Sir James Mackintosh says,

“It does the very highest honour to his moral character, which, I think, stands higher than that of any other conspicuous Englishman now alive.  Probity, independence, humanity, and liberality breathe through every word; considered merely as a composition, accuracy, perspicuity, discretion, and good taste are its chief merits; great originality and comprehension of thought, or remarkable vigour of expression, it does not possess.”

The death of his wife, October 29, 1818, so affected Romilly’s mind that he committed suicide four days later.

“Romilly,” said Lord Lansdowne to Moore (’Memoirs, etc’., vol. ii. p. 211), “was a stern, reserved sort of man, and she was the only person in the world to whom he wholly unbent and unbosomed himself; when he lost her, therefore, the very vent of his heart was stopped up.”]

[Footnote 2:  Sir Samuel Bentham (1757-1831), naval architect and engineer, like his brother Jeremy, was a strong reformer.  He was a Knight of the Russian Order of St. George, and, like Sir Samuel Egerton Brydges, who was a Knight of the Swedish Order of St. Joachim before he was created a baronet (1814), assumed the title in England.]

[Footnote 3:  Francis Horner (1778-1817), called to the Scottish Bar in 1800, and to the English Bar in 1807, was one of the founders of the ‘Edinburgh Review’, and acted as second to Jeffrey in his duel with Moore.  In the House of Commons (M.P. for St. Ives, 1806-7; Wendover, 1807-12; St. Mawes, 1812-17) he was one of the most impressive speakers of the day, especially on financial questions.  When Lord Morpeth moved (March 3, 1817) for a new writ for the borough of St. Mawes, striking tributes were paid to his character from both sides of the House (’Memoirs and Correspondence of Francis Horner’, vol. ii. pp. 416-426), and further proof was given of public esteem by the statue erected to his memory in Westminster Abbey.  The speeches delivered in the Lower House on March 3, 1817, were translated by Ugo Foscolo, and published with a dedication ’al nobile giovinetto, Enrico Fox, figlio di Lord Holland’.]

[Footnote 4:  George Philips, only son of Thomas Philips of Sedgley, Lancashire (born March 24, 1766), was created a baronet in February, 1828.  He sat for South Warwickshire in the first reformed House of Commons.]

[Footnote 5:  In a note to ‘The Bride of Abydos’ (Canto I. st. vi.), Byron had written,

“For an eloquent passage in the latest work of the first female writer of this, perhaps of any, age, on the analogy (and the immediate comparison excited by that analogy) between ‘painting and music,’ see vol. iii. cap. 10, ’De l’Allemagne’.”

The passage is as follows (Part III. chap, x.): 

“Sans cesse nous comparons la peinture à la musique, et la musique à la peinture, parceque les émotions que nous eprouvons nous révèlent des analogies où l’observation froide ne verroit que des différences,” etc., etc.

The following is Madame de Staël’s “very pretty billet:” 

  “Argyll St., No. 31.

“Je ne saurais vous exprímer, my lord, à quel point je me trouve honorée d’être dans une note de votre poëme, et de quel poëme! il me semble que pour la première fois je me crois certaine d’un nom d’avenir et que vous avez disposé pour moi de cet empire de reputation qui vous sera tous les jours plus soumis.  Je voudrais vous parler de ce poëme que tout le monde admire, mais j’avouerai que je suis trop suspecte en le louant, et je ne cache pas qu’ une louage de vous m’a fait épreuver un sentiment de fierté et de réconaissance qui me rendrait incapable de vous juger; mais heureusement vous êtes au dessus du jugement.

  “Donnez moi quelquefois le plaisir de vous voir; il-y-a un proverbe
  français qui dit qu’un bonheur ne va jamais sans d’autre.

  “DE STAËL.”]

[Footnote 6: 

“Byron,” writes Sir Walter Scott, in a hitherto unpublished note, “occasionally said what are called good things, but never studied for them.  They came naturally and easily, and mixed with the comic or serious, as it happened.  A professed wit is of all earthly companions the most intolerable.  He is like a schoolboy with his pockets stuffed with crackers.

“No first-rate author was ever what is understood by a ’great conversational wit’.  Swift’s wit in common society was either the strong sense of a wonderful man unconsciously exerting his powers, or that of the same being wilfully unbending, wilfully, in fact, degrading himself.  Who ever heard of any fame for conversational wit lingering over the memory of a Shakespeare, a Milton, even of a Dryden or a Pope?

  “Johnson is, perhaps, a solitary exception.  More shame to him.  He was
  the most indolent great man that ever lived, and threw away in his
  talk more than he ever took pains to embalm in his writings.

“It is true that Boswell has in great measure counteracted all this.  But here is no defence.  Few great men can expect to have a Boswell, and none ‘ought’ to wish to have one, far less to trust to having one.  A man should not keep fine clothes locked up in his chest only that his valet may occasionally show off in them; no, nor yet strut about in them in his chamber, only that his valet may puff him and his finery abroad.

“What might not he have done, who wrote ‘Rasselas’ in the evenings of eight days to get money enough for his mother’s funeral expenses?  As it is, what has Johnson done?  Is it nothing to be the first intellect of ‘an age’? and who seriously talks even of Burke as having been more than a clever boy in the presence of old Samuel?”]

[Footnote 7:  George Anson Byron, R. N., afterwards Lord Byron.]

[Footnote 8:  Scott has this additional note on Lewis: 

“Nothing was more tiresome than Lewis when he began to harp upon any extravagant proposition.  He would tinker at it for hours without mercy, and repeat the same thing in four hundred different ways.  If you assented in despair, he resumed his reasoning in triumph, and you had only for your pains the disgrace of giving in.  If you disputed, daylight and candle-light could not bring the discussion to an end, and Mat’s arguments were always ’ditto repeated’.”]

[Footnote 9:  Miss Milbanke, afterwards Lady Byron.]

Wednesday, December 1, 1813.

To-day responded to La Baronne de Stael Holstein, and sent to Leigh Hunt (an acquisition to my acquaintance—­through Moore—­of last summer) a copy of the two Turkish tales.  Hunt is an extraordinary character, and not exactly of the present age.  He reminds me more of the Pym and Hampden times—­much talent, great independence of spirit, and an austere, yet not repulsive, aspect.  If he goes on qualis ab incepto, I know few men who will deserve more praise or obtain it.  I must go and see him again;—­the rapid succession of adventure, since last summer, added to some serious uneasiness and business, have interrupted our acquaintance; but he is a man worth knowing; and though, for his own sake, I wish him out of prison, I like to study character in such situations.  He has been unshaken, and will continue so.  I don’t think him deeply versed in life;—­he is the bigot of virtue (not religion), and enamoured of the beauty of that “empty name,” as the last breath of Brutus pronounced [1], and every day proves it.  He is, perhaps, a little opinionated, as all men who are the centre of circles, wide or narrow—­the Sir Oracles, in whose name two or three are gathered together—­must be, and as even Johnson was; but, withal, a valuable man, and less vain than success and even the consciousness of preferring “the right to the expedient” might excuse.

To-morrow there is a party of purple at the “blue” Miss Berry’s.  Shall I go? um!—­I don’t much affect your blue-bottles;—­but one ought to be civil.  There will be, “I guess now” (as the Americans say), the Staels and Mackintoshes—­good—­the——­s and——­s—­not so good—­the——­s, etc., etc.—­good for nothing.  Perhaps that blue-winged Kashmirian butterfly of book-learning Lady Charlemont, will be there.  I hope so; it is a pleasure to look upon that most beautiful of faces.

Wrote to H.:--he has been telling that I------[3] I am sure, at least,
<i>I</i> did not mention it, and I wish he had not.&#160; He is a good fellow, and
I obliged myself ten times more by being of use than I did him,&#8212;&#173;and
there&#8217;s an end on&#8217;t.

Baldwin [4] is boring me to present their King’s Bench petition.  I presented Cartwright’s last year; and Stanhope and I stood against the whole House, and mouthed it valiantly—­and had some fun and a little abuse for our opposition.  But “I am not i’ th’ vein” [5] for this business.  Now, had——­been here, she would have made me do it. There is a woman, who, amid all her fascination, always urged a man to usefulness or glory.  Had she remained, she had been my tutelar genius.

Baldwin is very importunate—­but, poor fellow, “I can’t get out, I can’t get out—­said the starling.” [6] Ah, I am as bad as that dog Sterne, who preferred whining over “a dead ass to relieving a living mother”

but I am no better.  Here I cannot stimulate myself to a speech for the sake of these unfortunates, and three words and half a smile of——­had she been here to urge it (and urge it she infallibly would—­at least she always pressed me on senatorial duties, and particularly in the cause of weakness) would have made me an advocate, if not an orator.  Curse on Rochefoucault for being always right!  In him a lie were virtue,—­or, at least, a comfort to his readers.

George Byron has not called to-day; I hope he will be an admiral, and, perhaps, Lord Byron into the bargain.  If he would but marry, I would engage never to marry myself, or cut him out of the heirship.  He would be happier, and I should like nephews better than sons.

I shall soon be six-and-twenty (January 22d., 1814).  Is there any thing in the future that can possibly console us for not being always twenty-five?

                “Oh Gioventu! 
  Oh Primavera! gioventu dell’ anno. 
  Oh Gioventu! primavera della vita.”

[Footnote 1: 

“‘Strato’.

  For Brutus only overcame himself,
  And no man else hath honour by his death.

‘Octavius’.

  According to his virtue let us use him,
  With all respect and rites of burial.”

‘Julius Cæsar’, act v. sc. 5.]

[Footnote 2:  In ‘The Giaour’ (lines 388-392) occurs the following passage: 

  “As rising on its purple wing
  The insect-queen of Eastern spring
  O’er emerald meadows of Kashmeer
  Invites the young pursuer near,” etc.

To line 389 is appended this note: 

  “The blue-winged butterfly of Kashmeer, the most rare and beautiful of
  the species.”]

[Footnote 3:  See letter [Letter 365] to Francis Hodgson, p. 294.]

[Footnote 4:  The letters which W.J.  Baldwin, a debtor in the King’s Bench prison, wrote to Byron are preserved.  Byron seems to have refused to present the petition from diffidence, but he interested himself in the subject, and probably induced Lord Holland to take up the question.  (See p. 318, ‘note’ 2 [Footnote 6 of the initial journal entry which forms the beginning of Chapter VIII.]) In the list of abuses enumerated by Baldwin is mentioned a “strong room,” in which prisoners were confined, without fires or glass to the windows, in the depth of winter.]

[Footnote 5:  ’Richard III’., act iv, sc. 2.]

[Footnote 6:  ‘Sentimental Journey’ (ed. 1819), vol. ii. p. 379.]

[Footnote 7:  ‘Ibid.’, vol. ii. p. 337.]

Sunday, December 5.

Dallas’s nephew (son to the American Attorney-general) is arrived in this country, and tells Dallas that my rhymes are very popular in the United States.  These are the first tidings that have ever sounded like Fame to my ears—­to be redde on the banks of the Ohio!  The greatest pleasure I ever derived, of this kind was from an extract, in Cooke the actor’s life, from his journal stating that in the reading-room at Albany, near Washington, he perused English Bards, and Scotch Reviewers.  To be popular in a rising and far country has a kind of posthumous feel, very different from the ephemeral éclat and fête-ing, buzzing and party-ing compliments of the well-dressed multitude.  I can safely say that, during my reign in the spring of 1812, I regretted nothing but its duration of six weeks instead of a fortnight, and was heartily glad to resign.

Last night I supped with Lewis; and, as usual, though I neither exceeded in solids nor fluids, have been half dead ever since.  My stomach is entirely destroyed by long abstinence, and the rest will probably follow.  Let it—­I only wish the pain over.  The “leap in the dark” is the least to be dreaded.

The Duke of——­called.  I have told them forty times that, except to half-a-dozen old and specified acquaintances, I am invisible.  His Grace is a good, noble, ducal person; but I am content to think so at a distance, and so—­I was not at home.

Galt called.—­Mem.—­to ask some one to speak to Raymond in favour of his play.  We are old fellow-travellers, and, with all his eccentricities, he has much strong sense, experience of the world, and is, as far as I have seen, a good-natured philosophical fellow.  I showed him Sligo’s letter on the reports of the Turkish girl’s aventure at Athens soon after it happened.  He and Lord Holland, Lewis, and Moore, and Rogers, and Lady Melbourne have seen it.  Murray has a copy.  I thought it had been unknown, and wish it were; but Sligo arrived only some days after, and the rumours are the subject of his letter.  That I shall preserve,—­it is as well.  Lewis and Gait were both horrified; and L. wondered I did not introduce the situation into The Giaour.  He may wonder;—­he might wonder more at that production’s being written at all.  But to describe the feelings of that situation were impossible—­it is icy even to recollect them.

The Bride of Abydos was published on Thursday the second of December; but how it is liked or disliked, I know not.  Whether it succeeds or not is no fault of the public, against whom I can have no complaint.  But I am much more indebted to the tale than I can ever be to the most partial reader; as it wrung my thoughts from reality to imagination—­from selfish regrets to vivid recollections—­and recalled me to a country replete with the brightest and darkest, but always most lively colours of my memory.  Sharpe called, but was not let in, which I regret.

Saw [Rogers] yesterday.  I have not kept my appointment at Middleton, which has not pleased him, perhaps; and my projected voyage with [Ward] will, perhaps, please him less.  But I wish to keep well with both.  They are instruments that don’t do in concert; but, surely, their separate tones are very musical, and I won’t give up either.

It is well if I don’t jar between these great discords.  At present I stand tolerably well with all, but I cannot adopt their dislikes;—­so many sets.  Holland’s is the first;—­every thing distingué is welcome there, and certainly the ton of his society is the best.  Then there is Madame de Stael’s—­there I never go, though I might, had I courted it.  It is composed of the——­s and the——­family, with a strange sprinkling,—­orators, dandies, and all kinds of Blue, from the regular Grub Street uniform, down to the azure jacket of the Littérateur

To see——­and——­sitting together, at dinner, always reminds me of the grave, where all distinctions of friend and foe are levelled; and they—­the Reviewer and the Reviewée—­the Rhinoceros and Elephant—­the Mammoth and Megalonyx—­all will lie quietly together.  They now sit together, as silent, but not so quiet, as if they were already immured.

I did not go to the Berrys’ the other night.  The elder is a woman of much talent, and both are handsome, and must have been beautiful.  To-night asked to Lord H.’s—­shall I go? um!—­perhaps.

Morning, two o’clock.

Went to Lord H.’s—­party numerous—­milady in perfect good humour, and consequently perfect.  No one more agreeable, or perhaps so much so, when she will.  Asked for Wednesday to dine and meet the Stael—­asked particularly, I believe, out of mischief to see the first interview after the note, with which Corinne professes herself to be so much taken.  I don’t much like it; she always talks of myself or herself, and I am not (except in soliloquy, as now,) much enamoured of either subject—­especially one’s works.  What the devil shall I say about De l’Allemagne?  I like it prodigiously; but unless I can twist my admiration into some fantastical expression, she won’t believe me; and I know, by experience, I shall be overwhelmed with fine things about rhyme, etc., etc.  The lover, Mr.——­[Rocca], was there to-night, and C——­said “it was the only proof he had seen of her good taste.”  Monsieur L’Amant is remarkably handsome; but I don’t think more so than her book.

C——­[Campbell] looks well,—­seems pleased, and dressed to sprucery.  A blue coat becomes him,—­so does his new wig.  He really looked as if Apollo had sent him a birthday suit, or a wedding-garment, and was witty and lively.  He abused Corinne’s book, which I regret; because, firstly, he understands German, and is consequently a fair judge; and, secondly, he is first-rate, and, consequently, the best of judges.  I reverence and admire him; but I won’t give up my opinion—­why should I?  I read her again and again, and there can be no affectation in this.  I cannot be mistaken (except in taste) in a book I read and lay down, and take up again; and no book can be totally bad which finds one, even one reader, who can say as much sincerely.

Campbell talks of lecturing next spring; his last lectures were eminently successful.  Moore thought of it, but gave it up,—­I don’t know why.——­had been prating dignity to him, and such stuff; as if a man disgraced himself by instructing and pleasing at the same time.

Introduced to Marquis Buckingham—­saw Lord Gower [3]—­he is going to Holland; Sir J. and Lady Mackintosh and Horner, G. Lamb [4], with I know not how many (Richard Wellesley, one—­a clever man), grouped about the room.  Little Henry Fox, a very fine boy, and very promising in mind and manner,—­he went away to bed, before I had time to talk to him.  I am sure I had rather hear him than all the savans.

[Footnote 1:  In Dunlap’s ‘Memoirs of George Frederick Cooke’ (vol. ii. p. 313), the following passage is quoted from the actor’s journal: 

  “Read ‘English Bards, and Scotch Reviewers’, by Lord Byron.  It is well
  written.  His Lordship is rather severe, perhaps justly so, on Walter
  Scott, and most assuredly justly severe upon Monk Lewis.”]

[Footnote 2:  In Byron’s ‘Detached Thoughts’ (1821) occurs this passage: 

“In general I do not draw well with literary men.  Not that I dislike them, but I never know what to say to them after I have praised their last publication.  There are several exceptions, to be sure; but then they have always been men of the world, such as Scott and Moore, etc., or visionaries out of it, such as Shelley, etc.  But your literary every-day man and I never went well in company, especially your foreigner, whom I never could abide,—­except Giordani, and—­and—­and (I really can’t name any other); I do not remember a man amongst them whom I ever wished to see twice, except, perhaps, Mezzophanti, who is a Monster of Languages, the Briareus of parts of speech, a walking Polyglott, and more—­who ought to have existed at the time of the Tower of Babel as universal Interpreter.  He is, indeed, a Marvel, —­unassuming also.  I tried him in all the tongues of which I have a single oath (or adjuration to the Gods against Postboys, Savages, Tartars, boatmen, sailors, pilots, Gondoliers, Muleteers, Cameldrivers, Vetturini, Postmasters, post-horses, post-houses, post-everything) and Egad! he astounded me even to my English.”

On this passage Sir Walter Scott makes the following note: 

“I suspect Lord Byron of some self-deceit as to this matter.  It appears that he liked extremely the only ‘first-rate’ men of letters into whose society he happened to be thrown in England.  They happened to be men of the world, it is true; but how few men of very great eminence in literature, how few intellectually Lord B.’s peers, have ‘not’ been men of the world?  Does any one doubt that the topics he had most pleasure in discussing with Scott or Moore were literary ones, or had at least some relation to literature?

“As for the foreign ‘literati’, pray what ‘literati’ anything like his own rank did he encounter abroad?  I have no doubt he would have been as much at home with an Alfieri, a Schiller, or a Goethe, or a Voltaire, as he was with Scott or Moore, and yet two of these were very little of men of the world in the sense in which he uses that phrase.

“As to ‘every-day men of letters,’ pray who does like their company?  Would a clever man like a prosing ’captain, or colonel, or knight-in-arms’ the ‘better’ for happening to be himself the Duke of Wellington?”]

[Footnote 3:  George Granville Leveson Gower (1786-1861) succeeded his father in 1833 as second Duke of Sutherland.]

[Footnote 4:  George Lamb (1784-1834), the fourth son of the first Lord Melbourne, married, in 1809, Caroline Rosalie St. Jules.  As one of the early contributors to the ‘Edinburgh Review’, he was attacked by Byron in ‘English Bards, and Scotch Reviewers’, lines 57 and 516 (see ‘Poems’, ed. 1898, vol. i. p. 301, ‘note’ I).  A clever amateur actor, his comic opera ‘Whistle for It’ was produced at Covent Garden, April 10, 1807, and he was afterwards on the Drury Lane Committee of Management.  His translation of the ‘Poems of Catullus’ was published in 1821.  In 1819, as the representative of the official Whigs, he was elected for Westminster against Hobhouse; but was defeated at the next election (1820).]

Monday, Dec. 6.

Murray tells me that Croker asked him why the thing was called the Bride of Abydos?  It is a cursed awkward question, being unanswerable. She is not a bride, only about to be one; but for, etc., etc., etc.

I don’t wonder at his finding out the Bull; but the detection——­is too late to do any good.  I was a great fool to make it, and am ashamed of not being an Irishman.

Campbell last night seemed a little nettled at something or other—­I know not what.  We were standing in the ante-saloon, when Lord H. brought out of the other room a vessel of some composition similar to that which is used in Catholic churches, and, seeing us, he exclaimed, “Here is some incense for you.”  Campbell answered—­“Carry it to Lord Byron, he is used to it.”

Now, this comes of “bearing no brother near the throne.” [1]

I, who have no throne, nor wish to have one now, whatever I may have done, am at perfect peace with all the poetical fraternity; or, at least, if I dislike any, it is not poetically, but personally.  Surely the field of thought is infinite; what does it signify who is before or behind in a race where there is no goal?  The temple of fame is like that of the Persians, the universe; our altar, the tops of mountains.  I should be equally content with Mount Caucasus, or Mount Anything; and those who like it, may have Mount Blanc or Chimborazo, without my envy of their elevation.

I think I may now speak thus; for I have just published a poem, and am quite ignorant whether it is likely to be liked or not.  I have hitherto heard little in its commendation, and no one can downright abuse it to one’s face, except in print.  It can’t be good, or I should not have stumbled over the threshold, and blundered in my very title.  But I began it with my heart full of——­, and my head of oriental_ities_ (I can’t call them isms), and wrote on rapidly.

This journal is a relief.  When I am tired—­as I generally am—­out comes this, and down goes every thing.  But I can’t read it over; and God knows what contradictions it may contain.  If I am sincere with myself (but I fear one lies more to one’s self than to any one else), every page should confute, refute, and utterly abjure its predecessor.

Another scribble from Martin Baldwin the petitioner; I have neither head nor nerves to present it.  That confounded supper at Lewis’s has spoiled my digestion and my philanthropy.  I have no more charity than a cruet of vinegar.  Would I were an ostrich, and dieted on fire-irons,—­or any thing that my gizzard could get the better of.

To-day saw Ward.  His uncle [2] is dying, and W. don’t much affect our Dutch determinations.  I dine with him on Thursday, provided l’oncle is not dined upon, or peremptorily bespoke by the posthumous epicures before that day.  I wish he may recover—­not for our dinner’s sake, but to disappoint the undertaker, and the rascally reptiles that may well wait, since they will dine at last.

Gell called—­he of Troy—­after I was out.  Mem.—­to return his visit.  But my Mems. are the very landmarks of forgetfulness;—­something like a light-house, with a ship wrecked under the nose of its lantern.  I never look at a Mem. without seeing that I have remembered to forget.  Mem.—­I have forgotten to pay Pitt’s taxes, and suppose I shall be surcharged.  “An I do not turn rebel when thou art king “—­oons!  I believe my very biscuit is leavened with that impostor’s imposts.

Lady Melbourne returns from Jersey’s to-morrow;—­I must call.  A Mr. Thomson has sent a song, which I must applaud.  I hate annoying them with censure or silence;—­and yet I hate lettering.

Saw Lord Glenbervie [3] and this Prospectus, at Murray’s, of a new Treatise on Timber.  Now here is a man more useful than all the historians and rhymers ever planted.  For, by preserving our woods and forests, he furnishes materials for all the history of Britain worth reading, and all the odes worth nothing.

Redde a good deal, but desultorily.  My head is crammed with the most useless lumber.  It is odd that when I do read, I can only bear the chicken broth of—­any thing but Novels.  It is many a year since I looked into one, (though they are sometimes ordered, by way of experiment, but never taken,) till I looked yesterday at the worst parts of the Monk.  These descriptions ought to have been written by Tiberius at Caprea—­they are forced—­the philtered ideas of a jaded voluptuary.  It is to me inconceivable how they could have been composed by a man of only twenty—­his age when he wrote them.  They have no nature—­all the sour cream of cantharides.  I should have suspected Buffon of writing them on the death-bed of his detestable dotage.  I had never redde this edition, and merely looked at them from curiosity and recollection of the noise they made, and the name they had left to Lewis.  But they could do no harm, except——.

Called this evening on my agent—­my business as usual.  Our strange adventures are the only inheritances of our family that have not diminished.

I shall now smoke two cigars, and get me to bed.  The cigars don’t keep well here.  They get as old as a donna di quaranti anni in the sun of Africa.  The Havannah are the best;—­but neither are so pleasant as a hooka or chiboque.  The Turkish tobacco is mild, and their horses entire—­two things as they should be.  I am so far obliged to this Journal, that it preserves me from verse,—­at least from keeping it.  I have just thrown a poem into the fire (which it has relighted to my great comfort), and have smoked out of my head the plan of another.  I wish I could as easily get rid of thinking, or, at least, the confusion of thought.

[Footnote 1:  Pope’s ‘Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot’, line 197.]

[Footnote 2:  William Bosville (1745-1813), called colonel, but really only lieutenant in the Coldstream Guards, was a noted ‘bon vivant’, whose maxim for life was “Better never than late.”  He was famous for his hospitality in Welbeck Street.  A friend of Horne Tooke, he dined with him at Wimbledon every Sunday in the spring and autumn.  See ’Diversions of Purley’, ed. 1805, ii. 490: 

“Your friend Bosville and I have entered into a strict engagement to belong for ever to the established government, to the Established Church, and to the established language of our country, because they are established.”]

[Footnote 3:  Sylvester Douglas (1743-1823), created in 1800 Baron Glenbervie, married, in September, 1789, Catherine, eldest daughter of Lord North, afterwards Earl of Guildford.  He was educated at Leyden for the medical profession, a circumstance to which Sheridan alludes in the lines: 

  “Glenbervie, Glenbervie,
  What’s good for the scurvy? 
  For ne’er be your old trade forgot.”

Gibbon writes of him, October 4, 1788 (’Letters’, vol. ii. p. 180),

  “He has been curious, attentive, agreeable; and in every place where
  he has resided some days, he has left acquaintance who esteem and
  regret him; I never knew so clear and general an impression.”

Glenbervie was Surveyor-General of Woods and Forests, 1803-1806, and again from 1807 to 1810.  In that year he became First Commissioner of Land Revenue and Woods and Forests, and held the appointment till August, 1814.]

Tuesday, December 7.

Went to bed, and slept dreamlessly, but not refreshingly.  Awoke, and up an hour before being called; but dawdled three hours in dressing.  When one subtracts from life infancy (which is vegetation),—­sleep, eating, and swilling—­buttoning and unbuttoning—­how much remains of downright existence?  The summer of a dormouse.

Redde the papers and tea-ed and soda-watered, and found out that the fire was badly lighted.  Lord Glenbervie wants me to go to Brighton—­um!

This morning, a very pretty billet from the Stael about meeting her at Ld.  H.’s to-morrow.  She has written, I dare say, twenty such this morning to different people, all equally flattering to each.  So much the better for her and those who believe all she wishes them, or they wish to believe.  She has been pleased to be pleased with my slight eulogy in the note annexed to The Bride.  This is to be accounted for in several ways,—­firstly, all women like all, or any, praise; secondly, this was unexpected, because I have never courted her; and, thirdly, as Scrub [1] says, those who have been all their lives regularly praised, by regular critics, like a little variety, and are glad when any one goes out of his way to say a civil thing; and, fourthly, she is a very good-natured creature, which is the best reason, after all, and, perhaps, the only one.

A knock—­knocks single and double.  Bland called.  He says Dutch society (he has been in Holland) is second-hand French; but the women are like women every where else.  This is a bore:  I should like to see them a little unlike; but that can’t be expected.

Went out—­came home—­this, that, and the other—­and “all is vanity, saith the preacher,” and so say I, as part of his congregation.  Talking of vanity, whose praise do I prefer?  Why, Mrs. Inchbald’s [2], and that of the Americans.  The first, because her Simple Story and Nature and Art are, to me, true to their titles; and, consequently, her short note to Rogers about The Giaour delighted me more than any thing, except the Edinburgh Review.  I like the Americans, because I happened to be in Asia, while the English Bards, and Scotch Reviewers were redde in America.  If I could have had a speech against the Slave Trade in Africa, and an epitaph on a dog in Europe (i.e. in the Morning Post), my vertex sublimis [3] would certainly have displaced stars enough to overthrow the Newtonian system.

[Footnote 1:  The reference is only to the form of the sentence.  “Scrub,” in ‘The Beaux’ Stratagem’ (act iv. se. 2), says,

“First, it must be a plot, because there’s a woman in’t; secondly, it must be a plot, because there’s a priest in’t; thirdly, it must be a plot, because there’s French gold in’t; and fourthly, it must be a plot, because I don’t know what to make on’t.”]

[Footnote 2:  Elizabeth Simpson (1753-1821), daughter of a Suffolk farmer, married (1772) Joseph Inchbald, actor and portrait-painter.  Actress, dramatist, and novelist, she was one of the most attractive women of the day.  Winning in manner, quick in repartee, an admirable teller of stories, she always gathered all the men round her chair.

  “It was vain,” said Mrs. Shelley, “for any other woman to attempt to
  gain attention.”

Miss Edgeworth wished to see her first among living celebrities; her charm fascinated Sheridan, and overcame the prejudice of Lamb; even Peter Pindar wrote verse in her praise.  From the age of eighteen she was wooed on and off the stage, where her slight stammer hindered her complete success; but no breath of scandal tarnished her name.  Had John Kemble, the hero of ‘A Simple Story’, proposed to her, she probably would have married him.  Mrs. Butler records that her uncle John once asked the actress, when matrimony was the subject of green-room conversation, “Well, Mrs. Inchbald, would you have had me?” “Dear heart,” said the stammering beauty, turning her sunny face up at him,” I’d have j-j-j-jumped at you.”  Mrs. Inchbald’s ‘Simple Story’ (1791) wears a more modern air than any previously written novel.  Her dramatic experience stood her in good stead.  “Dorriforth,” the priest, educated, like Kemble, at Douay, impressed himself upon Macaulay’s mind as the true type of the Roman Catholic peer.  ‘Nature and Art’ (1796) was written when Mrs. Inchbald was most under the influence of the French Revolution.  Of two boys who come to London to seek their fortunes, Nature makes one a musician, and Art raises the other into a dean.  The trial and condemnation of “Agnes” perhaps suggested to Lytton the scene in ‘Paul Clifford’, where “Brandon” condemns his own son.]

[Footnote 3:  Horace, ‘Odes’, I. i. 36.]

Friday, December 10, 1813.

I am ennuyé beyond my usual tense of that yawning verb, which I am always conjugating; and I don’t find that society much mends the matter.  I am too lazy to shoot myself—­and it would annoy Augusta, and perhaps ——­; but it would be a good thing for George, on the other side, and no bad one for me; but I won’t be tempted.

I have had the kindest letter from Moore.  I do think that man is the best-hearted, the only hearted being I ever encountered; and, then, his talents are equal to his feelings.

Dined on Wednesday at Lord H.’s—­the Staffords, Staels, Cowpers, Ossulstones, Melbournes, Mackintoshes, etc., etc.—­and was introduced to the Marquis and Marchioness of Stafford unexpected event.  My quarrel with Lord Carlisle (their or his brother-in-law) having rendered it improper, I suppose, brought it about.  But, if it was to happen at all, I wonder it did not occur before.  She is handsome, and must have been beautiful—­and her manners are princessly.

The Stael was at the other end of the table, and less loquacious than heretofore.  We are now very good friends; though she asked Lady Melbourne whether I had really any bonhommie.  She might as well have asked that question before she told C. L. “c’est un demon.”  True enough, but rather premature, for she could not have found it out, and so—­she wants me to dine there next Sunday.

Murray prospers, as far as circulation.  For my part, I adhere (in liking) to my Fragment.  It is no wonder that I wrote one—­my mind is a fragment.

Saw Lord Gower, Tierney [2], etc., in the square.  Took leave of Lord Gower, who is going to Holland and Germany.  He tells me that he carries with him a parcel of Harolds and Giaours, etc., for the readers of Berlin, who, it seems, read English, and have taken a caprice for mine.  Um!—­have I been German all this time, when I thought myself Oriental?

Lent Tierney my box for to-morrow; and received a new comedy sent by Lady C. A.—­but not hers.  I must read it, and endeavour not to displease the author.  I hate annoying them with cavil; but a comedy I take to be the most difficult of compositions, more so than tragedy.

Galt says there is a coincidence between the first part of The Bride and some story of his—­whether published or not, I know not, never having seen it.  He is almost the last person on whom any one would commit literary larceny, and I am not conscious of any witting thefts on any of the genus.  As to originality, all pretensions are ludicrous,—­“there is nothing new under the sun.” [3]

Went last night to the play.  Invited out to a party, but did not go;—­right.  Refused to go to Lady——­’s on Monday;—­right again.  If I must fritter away my life, I would rather do it alone.  I was much tempted;—­C——­looked so Turkish with her red turban, and her regular, dark, and clear features.  Not that she and I ever were, or could be, any thing; but I love any aspect that reminds me of the “children of the sun.”

To dine to-day with Rogers and Sharpe, for which I have some appetite, not having tasted food for the preceding forty-eight hours.  I wish I could leave off eating altogether.

[Footnote 1:  George Granville Leveson Gower (1758-1833) succeeded his father, in 1803, as second Marquis of Stafford.  He married, in 1785, Elizabeth, Countess of Sutherland, and was created, in 1833, first Duke of Sutherland.  Lord Carlisle had married, in 1770 Margaret Caroline, sister of the second Marquis of Stafford.]

[Footnote 2:  George Tierney (1761-1830) entered Parliament as Member for Colchester in 1789.  In 1796 he was returned for Southwark.  A useful speaker and political writer, he was Treasurer of the Navy in the Addington administration, and President of the Board of Control in that of “All the Talents.”  His drafting of the petition of the “Society of the Friends of the People,” his duel with Pitt in 1798, and his leadership of the Opposition after 1817, are almost forgotten; but he is remembered as the “Friend of Humanity” in ’The Needy Knife-Grinder’.]

[Footnote 3:  ‘Eccles’. i. 9.]

Saturday, December 11.

Sunday, December 12.

By Galt’s answer, I find it is some story in real life, and not any work with which my late composition coincides.  It is still more singular, for mine is drawn from existence also.

I have sent an excuse to Madame de Stael.  I do not feel sociable enough for dinner to-day;—­and I will not go to Sheridan’s on Wednesday.  Not that I do not admire and prefer his unequalled conversation; but—­that “but” must only be intelligible to thoughts I cannot write.  Sheridan was in good talk at Rogers’s the other night, but I only stayed till nine.  All the world are to be at the Stael’s to-night, and I am not sorry to escape any part of it.  I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.  Went out—­did not go to the Stael’s but to Ld.  Holland’s.  Party numerous—­conversation general.  Stayed late—­made a blunder—­got over it—­came home and went to bed, not having eaten.  Rather empty, but fresco, which is the great point with me.

Monday, December 13, 1813.

Called at three places—­read, and got ready to leave town to-morrow.  Murray has had a letter from his brother bibliopole of Edinburgh, who says, “he is lucky in having such a poet”—­something as if one was a packhorse, or “ass, or any thing that is his;” or, like Mrs. Packwood, [1] who replied to some inquiry after the Odes on Razors,—­“Laws, sir, we keeps a poet.”  The same illustrious Edinburgh bookseller once sent an order for books, poesy, and cookery, with this agreeable postscript—­“The Harold and Cookery [2] are much wanted.”  Such is fame, and, after all, quite as good as any other “life in others’ breath.”  ’Tis much the same to divide purchasers with Hannah Glasse or Hannah More.

Some editor of some magazine has announced to Murray his intention of abusing the thing “without reading it.”  So much the better; if he redde it first, he would abuse it more.

Allen [3] (Lord Holland’s Allen—­the best informed and one of the ablest men I know—­a perfect Magliabecchi [4]—­a devourer, a Helluo of books, and an observer of men,) has lent me a quantity of Burns’s [5] unpublished and never-to-be-published Letters.  They are full of oaths and obscene songs.  What an antithetical mind!—­tenderness, roughness—­delicacy, coarseness—­sentiment, sensuality—­soaring and grovelling, dirt and deity—­all mixed up in that one compound of inspired clay!

It seems strange; a true voluptuary will never abandon his mind to the grossness of reality.  It is by exalting the earthly, the material, the physique of our pleasures, by veiling these ideas, by forgetting them altogether, or, at least, never naming them hardly to one’s self, that we alone can prevent them from disgusting.

[Footnote 1:  Mrs. Packwood is the wife of George Packwood, “the celebrated Razor Strop Maker and Author of ’The Goldfinch’s Nest’,” whose shop was at 16, Gracechurch Street.  ’Packwood’s Whim; The Goldfinch’s Nest, or the Way to get Money and be Happy’, by George Packwood, was published in 1796, and reached a second edition in 1807.  It is a collection of his advertisements in prose and verse.  The poet, whom Packwood kept, apparently lived in Soho (p. 21), from his verses which appeared in the ‘True Briton’ for November 9, 1795: 

  “If you wish, Sir, to Shave—­nay, pray look not grave,
    Since nothing on earth can be worse,
  To P—­d repair, you’re shaved to a hair,
    Which I mean to exhibit in verse.

  “When in moving the beard—­I wish to be heard—­
    The dull razor occasions a curse,
  The strop that I view will its merits renew;
    Behold I record it in verse.

  “Some in fashion’s tontine disperse all their spleen,
    And others their destinies curse;
  But P—­d’s fine taste, with his Strops and his Paste,
    Which I’ll show you in Prose and in Verse.

  “I have taken this plan to comment on a man,
    Whose merit I’m proud to rehearse;
  For a razor and knife he will sharpen for life,
    And deserves every praise in my verse.

“Soho, Nov. 6, 1795.”]

[Footnote 2:  ‘The Art of Cookery Made Plain and Easy’, “By a Lady,” was published anonymously in 1747.  The 4th edition (1751) bears the name of H. Glasse.  The book was at one time supposed to be the work of Dr. John Hill (1716-1775), and to contain the proverb, “First catch your hare, then cook it.”  But Hill’s claim is untenable, and the proverb is not in the book.

Mrs. Rundell’s ‘Domestic Cookery’ was one of Murray’s most successful publications.  In Byron’s lines, “To Mr. Murray” (March 25, 1818), occurs the following passage: 

  “Along thy sprucest bookshelves shine
  The works thou deemest most divine—­
  The ‘Art of Cookery,’ and mine,
    My Murray.”]

[Footnote 3:  John Allen, M.D. (1771-1843), accompanied Lord Holland to Spain (1801-5 and 1808-9), and lived with him at Holland House.  His ‘Inquiry into the Rise and Growth of the Royal Prerogative in England’, his numerous articles in the ‘Edinburgh Review’, and his life of Fox in the ‘Encyclopedia Britannica’, and many other works, justify Byron’s praise.  In the social life of Holland House he was a prominent figure, and to it, perhaps, he sacrificed his literary powers and acquirements.  He was Warden of Dulwich College (1811-20), and Master (1820-43).  Allen was the author of the article in the ‘Edinburgh Review’ on Payne Knight’s ‘Taste’, in which he severely criticized Pindar’s Greek, and which Byron, probably trusting to Hodgson (see ‘Letters’, vol. i. p. 196, ‘note’ 1), or possibly misled by similarity of sound (H.  Crabb Robinson’s ‘Diary’, vol. i. p. 277), attributed to “classic Hallam, much renowned for Greek” (’English Bards, etc.’, line 513).]

[Footnote 4:  Antonio Magliabecchi (1633-1714) was appointed, in 1673, Librarian to the Grand-Duke of Tuscany, to whom he bequeathed his immense collection of 30,000 volumes.  In Burton’s ‘Book-hunter’ (p. 229) it is said that Magliabecchi

“could direct you to any book in any part of the world, with the precision with which the metropolitan policeman directs you to St. Paul’s or Piccadilly.  It is of him that the stories are told of answers to inquiries after books, in these terms:  ’There is but one copy of that book in the world.  It is in the Grand Seignior’s library at Constantinople, and is the seventh book in the second shelf on the right hand as you go in.’”]

[Footnote 5:  Byron himself was “likened to Burns,” and Sir Walter Scott, commenting on the comparison in a manuscript note, says,

“Burns, in depth of poetical feeling, in strong shrewd sense to balance and regulate this, in the ‘tact’ to make his poetry tell by connecting it with the stream of public thought and the sentiment of the age, in ‘commanded’ wildness of fancy and profligacy or recklessness as to moral and ‘occasionally’ as to religious matters, was much more like Lord Byron than any other person to whom Lord B. says he had been compared.

“A gross blunder of the English public has been talking of Burns as if the character of his poetry ought to be estimated with an eternal recollection that he was a ‘peasant’.  It would be just as proper to say that Lord Byron ought always to be thought of as a ‘Peer’.  Rank in life was nothing to either in his true moments.  Then, they were both great Poets.  Some silly and sickly affectations connected with the accidents of birth and breeding may be observed in both, when they are not under the influence of ‘the happier star.’  Witness Burns’s prate about independence, when he was an exciseman, and Byron’s ridiculous pretence of Republicanism, when he never wrote sincerely about the Multitude without expressing or insinuating the very soul of scorn.”]

December 14, 15, 16.

Much done, but nothing to record.  It is quite enough to set down my thoughts,—­my actions will rarely bear retrospection.

December 17, 18.

Lord Holland told me a curious piece of sentimentality in Sheridan.  The other night we were all delivering our respective and various opinions on him and other hommes marquans, and mine was this:—­“Whatever Sheridan has done or chosen to do has been, par excellence, always the best of its kind.  He has written the best comedy (School for Scandal), the best drama (in my mind, far before that St. Giles’s lampoon, the Beggar’s Opera), the best farce (the Critic—­it is only too good for a farce), and the best Address (Monologue on Garrick), and, to crown all, delivered the very best Oration (the famous Begum Speech) ever conceived or heard in this country.”  Somebody told S. this the next day, and on hearing it he burst into tears!

Poor Brinsley! if they were tears of pleasure, I would rather have said these few, but most sincere, words than have written the Iliad or made his own celebrated Philippic.  Nay, his own comedy never gratified me more than to hear that he had derived a moment’s gratification from any praise of mine, humble as it must appear to “my elders and my betters.”

Went to my box at Covent Garden to-night; and my delicacy felt a little shocked at seeing S——­’s mistress (who, to my certain knowledge, was actually educated, from her birth, for her profession) sitting with her mother, “a three-piled b——­d, b——­d Major to the army,” in a private box opposite.  I felt rather indignant; but, casting my eyes round the house, in the next box to me, and the next, and the next, were the most distinguished old and young Babylonians of quality;—­so I burst out a laughing.  It was really odd; Lady——­divorced—­Lady——­and her daughter, Lady——­, both divorceable—­Mrs.——­, in the next the like, and still nearer-—-! [1] What an assemblage to me, who know all their histories.  It was as if the house had been divided between your public and your understood courtesans;—­but the intriguantes much outnumbered the regular mercenaries.  On the other side were only Pauline and her mother, and, next box to her, three of inferior note.  Now, where lay the difference between her and mamma, and Lady——­and daughter? except that the two last may enter Carleton and any other house, and the two first are limited to the opera and b——­house.  How I do delight in observing life as it really is!—­and myself, after all, the worst of any.  But no matter—­I must avoid egotism, which, just now, would be no vanity.

I have lately written a wild, rambling, unfinished rhapsody, called “The Devil’s Drive” the notion of which I took from Person’s “Devil’s Walk.” [2]

Redde some Italian, and wrote two Sonnets on——.  I never wrote but one sonnet before, and that was not in earnest, and many years ago, as an exercise—­and I will never write another.  They are the most puling, petrifying, stupidly platonic compositions.  I detest the Petrarch so much, that I would not be the man even to have obtained his Laura, which the metaphysical, whining dotard never could.

[Footnote 1:  “These names are all left blank in the original” (Moore).]

[Footnote 2:  Richard Person did not write ‘The Devil’s Walk’, which was written by Coleridge and Southey, and published in the ‘Morning Post’ for September 6, 1799, under the title of ’The Devil’s Thoughts’.]

January 16, 1814.

To-morrow I leave town for a few days.  I saw Lewis to-day, who is just returned from Oatlands, where he has been squabbling with Mad. de Stael about himself, Clarissa Harlowe, Mackintosh, and me.  My homage has never been paid in that quarter, or we would have agreed still worse.  I don’t talk—­I can’t flatter, and won’t listen, except to a pretty or a foolish woman.  She bored Lewis with praises of himself till he sickened—­found out that Clarissa was perfection, and Mackintosh the first man in England.  There I agree, at least one of the first—­but Lewis did not.  As to Clarissa, I leave to those who can read it to judge and dispute.  I could not do the one, and am, consequently, not qualified for the other.  She told Lewis wisely, he being my friend, that I was affected, in the first place; and that, in the next place, I committed the heinous offence of sitting at dinner with my eyes shut, or half shut.  I wonder if I really have this trick.  I must cure myself of it, if true.  One insensibly acquires awkward habits, which should be broken in time.  If this is one, I wish I had been told of it before.  It would not so much signify if one was always to be checkmated by a plain woman, but one may as well see some of one’s neighbours, as well as the plate upon the table.

I should like, of all things, to have heard the Amabæan eclogue between her and Lewis—­both obstinate, clever, odd, garrulous, and shrill.  In fact, one could have heard nothing else.  But they fell out, alas!—­and now they will never quarrel again.  Could not one reconcile them for the “nonce?” Poor Corinne—­she will find that some of her fine sayings won’t suit our fine ladies and gentlemen.

I am getting rather into admiration of [Lady C. Annesley] the youngest sister of [Lady F. Webster].  A wife would be my salvation.  I am sure the wives of my acquaintances have hitherto done me little good.  Catherine is beautiful, but very young, and, I think, a fool.  But I have not seen enough to judge; besides, I hate an esprit in petticoats.  That she won’t love me is very probable, nor shall I love her.  But, on my system, and the modern system in general, that don’t signify.  The business (if it came to business) would probably be arranged between papa and me.  She would have her own way; I am good-humoured to women, and docile; and, if I did not fall in love with her, which I should try to prevent, we should be a very comfortable couple.  As to conduct, that she must look to.  But if I love, I shall be jealous;—­and for that reason I will not be in love.  Though, after all, I doubt my temper, and fear I should not be so patient as becomes the bienséance of a married man in my station.  Divorce ruins the poor femme, and damages are a paltry compensation.  I do fear my temper would lead me into some of our oriental tricks of vengeance, or, at any rate, into a summary appeal to the court of twelve paces.  So “I’ll none on’t,” but e’en remain single and solitary;—­though I should like to have somebody now and then to yawn with one.

Ward, and, after him,——­, has stolen one of my buffooneries about Mde. de Stael’s Metaphysics and the Fog, and passed it, by speech and letter, as their own.  As Gibbet says, “they are the most of a gentleman of any on the road.” [1] W. is in sad enmity with the Whigs about this Review of Fox [2] (if he did review him);—­all the epigrammatists and essayists are at him.  I hate odds, and wish he may beat them.  As for me, by the blessing of indifference, I have simplified my politics into an utter detestation of all existing governments; and, as it is the shortest and most agreeable and summary feeling imaginable, the first moment of an universal republic would convert me into an advocate for single and uncontradicted despotism.  The fact is, riches are power, and poverty is slavery all over the earth, and one sort of establishment is no better nor worse for a people than another.  I shall adhere to my party, because it would not be honourable to act otherwise; but, as to opinions, I don’t think politics worth an opinion. Conduct is another thing:—­if you begin with a party, go on with them.  I have no consistency, except in politics; and that probably arises from my indifference on the subject altogether.

[Footnote 1:  The ‘Beaux’ Stratagem’, by George Farquhar (act iv. sc. 3): 

“‘Gibbet’.

  “And I can assure you, friend, there’s a great deal of address and
  good manners in robbing a lady:  I am most a gentleman that way that
  ever travelled the road.”]

[Footnote 2:  An article by Ward on ’The Correspondence of Gilbert Wakefield with Mr. Fox’, in the ‘Quarterly Review’ for July, 1813.]

Feb. 18.

Better than a month since I last journalised:—­most of it out of London and at Notts., but a busy one and a pleasant, at least three weeks of it.  On my return, I find all the newspapers in hysterics, and town in an uproar, on the avowal and republication of two stanzas on Princess Charlotte’s weeping at Regency’s speech to Lauderdale in 1812. [1] They are daily at it still;—­some of the abuse good, all of it hearty.  They talk of a motion in our House upon it—­be it so.

Got up—­redde the Morning Post containing the battle of Buonaparte, [2] the destruction of the Customhouse, [3] and a paragraph on me as long as my pedigree, and vituperative, as usual. [4]

Hobhouse is returned to England.  He is my best friend, the most lively, and a man of the most sterling talents extant.

‘The Corsair’ has been conceived, written, published, etc., since I last took up this journal.  They tell me it has great success;—­it was written con amore, and much from existence.  Murray is satisfied with its progress; and if the public are equally so with the perusal, there’s an end of the matter.

Nine o’clock.

Been to Hanson’s on business.  Saw Rogers, and had a note from Lady Melbourne, who says, it is said I am “much out of spirits.”  I wonder if I really am or not?  I have certainly enough of “that perilous stuff which weighs upon the heart,” [5] and it is better they should believe it to be the result of these attacks than of the real cause; but—­ay, ay, always but, to the end of the chapter.

Hobhouse has told me ten thousand anecdotes of Napoleon, all good and true.  My friend H. is the most entertaining of companions, and a fine fellow to boot.

Redde a little—­wrote notes and letters, and am alone, which Locke says is bad company.  “Be not solitary, be not idle.” idleness is troublesome; but I can’t see so much to regret in the solitude.  The more I see of men, the less I like them.  If I could but say so of women too, all would be well.  Why can’t I?  I am now six-and-twenty; my passions have had enough to cool them; my affections more than enough to wither them,—­and yet—­and yet—­always yet and but—­“Excellent well, you are a fishmonger—­get thee to a nunnery.” [7]—­“They fool me to the top of my bent.” [8]

Midnight.

Began a letter, which I threw into the fire.  Redde—­but to little purpose.  Did not visit Hobhouse, as I promised and ought.  No matter, the loss is mine.  Smoked cigars.

Napoleon!—­this week will decide his fate.  All seems against him; but I believe and hope he will win—­at least, beat back the invaders.  What right have we to prescribe sovereigns to France?  Oh for a Republic!  “Brutus, thou sleepest.” [9] Hobhouse abounds in continental anecdotes of this extraordinary man; all in favour of his intellect and courage, but against his bonhommie.  No wonder;—­how should he, who knows mankind well, do other than despise and abhor them?

The greater the equality, the more impartially evil is distributed, and becomes lighter by the division among so many—­therefore, a Republic! [10]

More notes from Madame de Stael unanswered—­and so they shall remain. [11] I admire her abilities, but really her society is overwhelming—­an avalanche that buries one in glittering nonsense—­all snow and sophistry.

Shall I go to Mackintosh’s on Tuesday? um!—­I did not go to Marquis Lansdowne’s nor to Miss Berry’s, though both are pleasant.  So is Sir James’s,—­but I don’t know—­I believe one is not the better for parties; at least, unless some regnante is there.

I wonder how the deuce any body could make such a world; for what purpose dandies, for instance, were ordained—­and kings—­and fellows of colleges—­and women of “a certain age”—­and many men of any age—­and myself, most of all!

  “Divesne prisco natus ab Inacho
  Nil interest, an pauper et infimâ
    De gente, sub dio (’sic’) moreris,
      Victima nil miserantis Orci. 
  Omnes eodem cogimur,” etc.

Is there any thing beyond?—­who knows? He that can’t tell.  Who tells that there is?  He who don’t know.  And when shall he know? perhaps, when he don’t expect, and generally when he don’t wish it.  In this last respect, however, all are not alike:  it depends a good deal upon education,—­something upon nerves and habits—­but most upon digestion.

[Footnote 1:  See p. 134, ‘note’ 2 [Footnote 3 of Letter 241], and Appendix VII.]

[Footnote 2:  The battle of Brienne was fought February 1, 1814.]

[Footnote 3:  By fire, on the 12th of February.]

[Footnote 4: 

“We are informed from very good authority, that as soon as the House of Lords meet again, a Peer of very independent principles and character intends to give notice of a motion occasioned by a late spontaneous avowal of a copy of verses by Lord Byron, addressed to the Princess Charlotte of Wales, in which he has taken the most unwarrantable liberties with her august father’s character and conduct:  this motion being of a personal nature, it will be necessary to give the noble Satirist some days’ notice, that he may prepare himself for his defence against a charge of so aggravated a nature,” etc.

‘Morning Post’, February 18.]

[Footnote 5:  ‘Macbeth’, act v. sc. 3.]

[Footnote 6:  These words close the penultimate paragraph of Burton’s ’Anatomy of Melancholy’.]

[Footnote 7:  ‘Hamlet’, act ii. sc. 2, and act iii. sc. 1.]

[Footnote 8:  ’Ibid’., sc. 2.]

[Footnote 9: 

  “Brutus, thou sleepest, awake.”

‘Julius Cæsar’, act ii. sc. 1.]

[Footnote 10:  The following extract from ‘Detached Thoughts’ (1821) implies that this expression of opinion was no passing thought (but see Scott’s note, p. 376 [Footnote 5 of Journal entry for December 13th, 1813]): 

  “There is nothing left for Mankind but a Republic, and I think that
  there are hopes of such.  The two Americas (South and North) have it;
  Spain and Portugal approach it; all thirst for it.  Oh Washington!”]

[Footnote 11:  Here is one of Madame de Staël’s notes: 

“Je renonce à vos visites, pourvu que vous acceptiez mes diners, car enfin à quoi servirait il de vivre dans le même tems que vous, si l’on ne vous voyait pas?  Dinez chez moi dimanche avec vos amis,—­je ne dirai pas vos admirateurs, car je n’ai rencontré que cela de touts parts.

  “A dimanche,

  “DE STAËL.

  “Mardi.

  “Je prends le silence pour oui.”]

[Footnote 12:  Horace, ‘Odes’, II. iii. 21, ‘et seqq.’]

Saturday, Feb. 19.

Just returned from seeing Kean [1] in Richard.  By Jove, he is a soul!  Life—­nature—­truth without exaggeration or diminution.  Kemble’s Hamlet is perfect;—­but Hamlet is not Nature.  Richard is a man; and Kean is Richard.  Now to my own concerns.

Went to Waite’s.  Teeth are all right and white; but he says that I grind them in my sleep and chip the edges.  That same sleep is no friend of mine, though I court him sometimes for half the twenty-four.

[Footnote 1:  Edmund Kean (1787-1833), after acting in provincial theatres, appeared at the Haymarket in June, 1806, as “Ganem” in ’The Mountaineers’, but again returned to the country.  His performance of “Shylock” in the ‘Merchant of Venice’, at Drury Lane, on January 26, 1814, made him famous.  He appeared in “Richard III” on February 12, and still further increased his reputation.

In the ‘Courier’, February 26, 1814, appears this paragraph: 

“Mr. Kean’s attraction is unprecedented in the annals of theatricals—­even Cooke’s performances are left at an immeasurable distance; his first three nights of ‘Richard’ produced upwards of £1800, and on repeating that character on Thursday night for the fourthth (’sic’) time, the receipts were upwards of £700.”

On March 1 the same paper says,

  “Drury Lane Theatre again overflowed last night, at an early hour. 
  Such is the continued and increasing attraction of that truly great
  actor Mr. Kean.”

After the retirement of John Kemble (June 23, 1817), he had no rival on the stage, especially in such parts as “Othello,” “Lear,” “Hamlet,” “Sir Giles Overreach,” and the two already mentioned.  His last appearance on the stage was in “Othello” at Covent Garden, March 25, 1833.

  “To see Kean act,” said Coleridge, “is like reading Shakespeare by
  flashes of lightning.”

“Garrick’s nature,” writes Leigh Hunt, in the ‘Tatler’, July 25, 1831, “displaced Quin’s formalism; and in precisely the same way did Kean displace Kemble. ...  Everything with Kemble was literally a ’personation’—­it was a mask and a sounding-pipe.  It was all external and artificial….  Kean’s face is full of light and shade, his tones vary, his voice trembles, his eye glistens, sometimes with a withering scorn, sometimes with a tear.”

It was the realism and nature of Kean which so strongly appealed to Byron, and enabled the actor, to the last, in spite of his drunken habits, poor figure, and weak voice, to sway his audiences.  The same qualities at first repelled more timid critics, and perhaps justified Hazlitt’s saying that Kean was “not much relished in the upper circles.”  Miss Berry, for example, who saw him in all his principal parts in 1814—­in “Richard III,” “Hamlet,” “Othello,” and “Sir Giles Overreach”—­remained cold.

“His ‘Richard III.’ pleased me, but I was not enthusiastic.  His expression of the passions is natural and strong, but I do not like his declamation; his voice, naturally not agreeable, becomes monotonous”

(’Diary’, vol. iii. p. 7).  Of his “Hamlet” she says,

  “To my mind he is without grace and without elevation of mind, because
  he never seems to rise with the poet in those sublime passages which
  abound in ‘Hamlet’”

(’ibid.’, p. 9).  Miss Berry’s criticism is supported by good authority.  Lewes (’On Actors and the Art of Acting’, pp. 6, 11), while calling him “a consummate master of passionate expression,” denies his capacity for representing “the intellectual side of heroism.”

Kean preferred the Coal-Hole Tavern in the Strand, and the society of the Wolf Club, to Lord Holland’s dinner-parties.  Though he never fell so low as Cooke, his recklessness, irregularities, eccentricities, and habits of drinking, in spite of the large sums of money that passed through his hands, made his closing days neither prosperous nor reputable.

Such effect had the passionate energy of Kean’s acting on Byron’s mind, that, once, in seeing him play “Sir Giles Overreach,” he was so affected as to be seized with a sort of convulsive fit.  Some years later, in Italy, when the representation of Alfieri’s tragedy of ‘Mirra’ had agitated him in the same violent manner, he compared the two instances as the only ones in his life when “any thing under reality” had been able to move him so powerfully.

“To such lengths,” says Moore, “did he, at this time, carry his enthusiasm for Kean, that when Miss O’Neil appeared, and, by her matchless representation of feminine tenderness, attracted all eyes and hearts, he was not only a little jealous of her reputation, as interfering with that of his favourite, but, in order to guard himself against the risk of becoming a convert, refused to go to see her act.  I endeavoured sometimes to persuade him into witnessing, at least, one of her performances; but his answer was (punning upon Shakspeare’s word, ’unanealed’), ’No—­I am resolved to continue ‘un-Oneiled’.’ “

In his ‘Detached Thoughts’ (1821) Byron says,

  “Of actors Cooke was the most natural, Kemble the most supernatural,
  Kean the medium between the two.  But Mrs. Siddons was worth them all
  put together.”]

February 20.

Got up and tore out two leaves of this Journal—­I don’t know why.  Hodgson just called and gone.  He has much bonhommie with his other good qualities, and more talent than he has yet had credit for beyond his circle.

An invitation to dine at Holland House to meet Kean.  He is worth meeting; and I hope, by getting into good society, he will be prevented from falling like Cooke.  He is greater now on the stage, and off he should never be less.  There is a stupid and underrating criticism upon him in one of the newspapers.  I thought that, last night, though great, he rather under-acted more than the first time.  This may be the effect of these cavils; but I hope he has more sense than to mind them.  He cannot expect to maintain his present eminence, or to advance still higher, without the envy of his green-room fellows, and the nibbling of their admirers.  But, if he don’t beat them all, why then—­merit hath no purchase in “these coster-monger days.”

I wish that I had a talent for the drama; I would write a tragedy now.  But no,—­it is gone.  Hodgson talks of one,—­he will do it well;—­and I think M—–­e [Moore] should try.  He has wonderful powers, and much variety; besides, he has lived and felt.  To write so as to bring home to the heart, the heart must have been tried,—­but, perhaps, ceased to be so.  While you are under the influence of passions, you only feel, but cannot describe them,—­any more than, when in action, you could turn round and tell the story to your next neighbour!  When all is over,—­all, all, and irrevocable,—­trust to memory—­she is then but too faithful.

Went out, and answered some letters, yawned now and then, and redde the ‘Robbers’.  Fine,—­but ‘Fiesco’ is better and Alfieri, and Monti’s ‘Aristodemo’ [3] best.  They are more equal than the Tedeschi dramatists.

Answered—­or rather acknowledged—­the receipt of young Reynolds’s [4] poem, Safie.  The lad is clever, but much of his thoughts are borrowed,—­whence, the Reviewers may find out.  I hate discouraging a young one; and I think,—­though wild and more oriental than he would be, had he seen the scenes where he has placed his tale,—­that he has much talent, and, certainly fire enough.

Received a very singular epistle; and the mode of its conveyance, through Lord H.’s hands, as curious as the letter itself.  But it was gratifying and pretty.

[Footnote 1:  ‘Henry IV.’, Part II. act i. sc. 2.]

[Footnote 2:  Schiller’s ‘Robbers’ was first produced at Mannheim, January 13, 1782; his ‘Fiesco’ was published in 1783.  The ‘Robbers’ is included in Benjamin Thompson’s ‘German Theatre’ (1801).  ‘Fiesco’ was translated by G. H. Noehden and John Stoddart in 1798.]

[Footnote 3:  Monti’s three tragedies, ‘Caio Gracco’, ‘Aristodemo’, and ‘Manfredi’, were written in rivalry of Alfieri’s tragedies between the years 1788 and 1799.]

[Footnote 4:  For John Hamilton Reynolds, see ‘Letters’, vol. iii.  (February 20, 1814, ‘note’ 1).]

Sunday, February 27.

Here I am, alone, instead of dining at Lord H.’s, where I was asked,—­but not inclined to go any where.  Hobhouse says I am growing a loup garou,—­a solitary hobgoblin.  True;—­“I am myself alone.” [1]

The last week has been passed in reading—­seeing plays—­now and then visitors—­sometimes yawning and sometimes sighing, but no writing,—­save of letters.  If I could always read, I should never feel the want of society.  Do I regret it?—­um!—­“Man delights not me,” [2] and only one woman—­at a time.

There is something to me very softening in the presence of a woman,—­some strange influence, even if one is not in love with them—­which I cannot at all account for, having no very high opinion of the sex.  But yet,—­I always feel in better humour with myself and every thing else, if there is a woman within ken.  Even Mrs. Mule my firelighter,—­the most ancient and withered of her kind,—­and (except to myself) not the best-tempered—­always makes me laugh,—­no difficult task when I am “i’ the vein.”

Heigho!  I would I were in mine island!—­I am not well; and yet I look in good health.  At times, I fear, “I am not in my perfect mind;” [4]—­and yet my heart and head have stood many a crash, and what should ail them now?  They prey upon themselves, and I am sick—­sick—­“Prithee, undo this button—­why should a cat, a rat, a dog have life—­and thou no life at all?”

Six-and-twenty years, as they call them, why, I might and should have been a Pasha by this time.  “I ’gin to be a-weary of the sun.” [6]

Buonaparte is not yet beaten; but has rebutted Blucher, and repiqued Schwartzenburg This it is to have a head.  If he again wins, Væ victis!

[Footnote 1: 

  “I am myself alone.”

‘Henry VI.’, Part III. act v. sc. 6.]

[Footnote 2:  ‘Hamlet’, act ii. sc. 2.]

[Footnote 3: 

“This ancient housemaid, of whose gaunt and witch-like appearance it would be impossible to convey any idea but by the pencil, furnished one among the numerous instances of Lord Byron’s proneness to attach himself to any thing, however homely, that had once enlisted his good nature in its behalf, and become associated with his thoughts.  He first found this old woman at his lodgings in Bennet Street, where, for a whole season, she was the perpetual scarecrow of his visitors.  When, next year, he took chambers in Albany, one of the great advantages which his friends looked to in the change was, that they should get rid of this phantom.  But, no,—­there she was again—­he had actually brought her with him from Bennet Street.  The following year saw him married, and, with a regular establishment of servants, in Piccadilly; and here,—­as Mrs. Mule had not made her appearance to any of the visitors,—­it was concluded, rashly, that the witch had vanished.  One of those friends, however, who had most fondly indulged in this persuasion, happening to call one day when all the male part of the establishment were abroad, saw, to his dismay, the door opened by the same grim personage, improved considerably in point of babiliments since he last saw her, and keeping pace with the increased scale of her master’s household, as a new peruke, and other symptoms of promotion, testified.  When asked ’how he came to carry this old woman about with him from place to place,’ Lord Byron’s only answer was, ‘The poor old devil was so kind to me’”. (Moore).]

[Footnote 4:  ‘King Lear’, act iv. sc. 7.]

[Footnote 5: 

  “Why should a dog, a horse, a rat have life,
  And thou no breath at all?”

‘King Lear’, act v. sc. 3.]

[Footnote 6: 

  “I ’gin to be a-weary of the sun,
  And wish the estate of the world were now undone.”

‘Macbeth’, act v. sc. 5.]

[Footnote 7:  Napoleon fought the battle of Nangis against Blucher on the 17th of February, 1814, and that of Montereau against Prince Schwartzenberg on the following day.]

Sunday, March 6.

On Tuesday last dined with Rogers,—­Madame de Staël, Mackintosh, Sheridan, Erskine [1], and Payne Knight, Lady Donegal, and Miss R. there.  Sheridan told a very good story of himself and Madame de Recamier’s handkerchief; Erskine a few stories of himself only. She is going to write a big book about England, she says;—­I believe her.  Asked by her how I liked Miss Edgeworth’s thing, called Patronage [2], and answered (very sincerely) that I thought it very bad for her, and worse than any of the others.  Afterwards thought it possible Lady Donegal [3], being Irish, might be a patroness of Miss Edgeworth, and was rather sorry for my opinion, as I hate putting people into fusses, either with themselves or their favourites; it looks as if one did it on purpose.  The party went off very well, and the fish was very much to my gusto.  But we got up too soon after the women; and Mrs. Corinne always lingers so long after dinner that we wish her in—­the drawing-room.

To-day Campbell called, and while sitting here in came Merivale [4].  During our colloquy, C. (ignorant that Merivale was the writer) abused the “mawkishness of the Quarterly Review of Grimm’s Correspondence.”  I (knowing the secret) changed the conversation as soon as I could; and C. went away, quite convinced of having made the most favourable impression on his new acquaintance.  Merivale is luckily a very good-natured fellow, or God he knows what might have been engendered from such a malaprop.  I did not look at him while this was going on, but I felt like a coal—­for I like Merivale, as well as the article in question.

Asked to Lady Keith’s [5] to-morrow evening—­I think I will go; but it is the first party invitation I have accepted this “season,” as the learned Fletcher called it, when that youngest brat of Lady——­’s cut my eye and cheek open with a misdirected pebble—­“Never mind, my Lord, the scar will be gone before the season;” as if one’s eye was of no importance in the mean time.

Lord Erskine called, and gave me his famous pamphlet, with a marginal note and corrections in his handwriting.  Sent it to be bound superbly, and shall treasure it.

Sent my fine print of Napoleon [6] to be framed.  It is framed; and the Emperor becomes his robes as if he had been hatched in them.

[Footnote 1:  Thomas, Lord Erskine (1750-1823), youngest son of the tenth Earl of Buchan, a midshipman in the Royal Navy (1764-67), an ensign, and subsequently a lieutenant in the First Foot (1767-75), was called to the Bar in 1778, and became Lord Chancellor in 1806.  As an advocate he was unrivalled.

“Even the great luminaries of the law,” says Wraxall (’Posthumous Memoirs’, vol. i. p. 86), “when arrayed in their ermine, bent under his ascendancy, and seemed to be half subdued by his intelligence, or awed by his vehemence, pertinacity, and undaunted character.”

With a jury he was particularly successful, though he lived to write the lines quoted by Lord Campbell (’Lives of the Chancellors’, ed. 1868, vol. viii. p. 233): 

  “The monarch’s pale face was with blushes suffused,
  To observe right and wrong by twelve villains confused,
  And, kicking their——­s all round in a fury,
  Cried, ‘’Curs’d be the day I invented a jury!’’”

A Whig in politics, and in sympathy with the doctrines of the French Revolution, he defended Paine, Frost, Hardy, and other political offenders, and did memorable service to the cause of constitutional liberty.  In the House of Commons, which he entered as M. P. for Portsmouth in 1783, he was a failure; his maiden speech on Fox’s India Bill fell flat, and he was crushed by Pitt’s contempt.  As Lord Chancellor (1806-7) he proved a better judge than was expected.  At the time when Byron made his acquaintance, he had practically retired from public life, and devoted himself to literature, society, and farming, writing on the services of rooks, and attending the Holkham sheep-shearings.  Lord Campbell has collected many of his verses and jokes in vol. ix. chap. cxc. of his ‘Lives of the Chancellors’.  His famous pamphlet, ‘On the Causes and Consequences of the War with France’ (1797), was written, as he told Miss Berry (’Journal of Miss Berry’, vol. ii. p. 340),

“on slips of paper in the midst of all the business which I was engaged in at the time—­not at home, but in open court, whilst the causes were trying.  When it was not my turn to examine a witness, or to speak to the Jury, I wrote a little bit; and so on by snatches.”

His ‘Armata’ was published by Murray in 1817.  In society Erskine was widely known for his brilliancy, his puns, and his extraordinary vanity.  His egotism gained him such titles as Counsellor Ego, Baron Ego of Eye, and supplied Mathias (’Pursuits of Literature’) with an illustration: 

  “A vain, pert prater, bred in Erskine’s school.”]

[Footnote 2:  Miss Edgeworth’s ‘Patronage’ was published in 1813-4.  In 1813 she had been in London with her father and stepmother.  The following entries respecting the family are taken from Byron’s ’Detached Thoughts’: 

“Old Edgeworth, the fourth or fifth Mrs. Edgeworth, and ‘the’ Miss Edgeworth were in London, 1813.  Miss Edgeworth liked, Mrs. Edgeworth not disliked, old Edgeworth a bore, the worst of bores—­a boisterous Bore.  I met them in Society—­once at a breakfast of Sir H.D.’s.  Old Edgeworth came in late, boasting that he had given ’Dr. Parr a dressing the night before’ (no such easy matter by the way).  I thought her pleasant.  They all abused Anna Seward’s memory.  When on the road they heard of her brother’s—­and his son’s—­death.  What was to be done?  Their ‘London’ apparel was all ordered and made! so they sunk his death for the six weeks of their sojourn, and went into mourning on their way back to Ireland.  ‘Fact!’

“While the Colony were in London, there was a book with a subscription for the ‘recall of Mrs. Siddons to the Stage’ going about for signatures.  Moore moved for a similar subscription for the ’recall of ‘Mr. Edgeworth to Ireland!’’

“Sir Humphry Davy told me that the scene of the French Valet and Irish postboy in ‘Ennui’ was taken from his verbal description to the Edgeworths in Edgeworthtown of a similar fact on the road occurring to himself.  So much the better—­being ’life’.”]

[Footnote 3:  The Marquis of Donegal married, in 1795, Anna, daughter of Sir Edward May, Bart.]

[Footnote 4:  For J. H. Merivale, see ‘Letters’, vol. iii. (January, 1814. ‘note’ 1).]

[Footnote 5:  Hester Maria, eldest daughter and co-heir of Henry Thrale, of Streatham, the friend of Dr. Johnson, married, in 1808, Viscount Keith.]

[Footnote 6:  Byron’s “Portrait of Bonaparte, engraved by Morghen, very fine impression, in a gilt frame,” was sold at his sale, April 5, 1816.]

March 7.

Rose at seven—­ready by half-past eight—­went to Mr. Hanson’s, Bloomsbury Square—­went to church with his eldest daughter, Mary Anne (a good girl), and gave her away to the Earl of Portsmouth. [1] Saw her fairly a countess—­congratulated the family and groom (bride)—­drank a bumper of wine (wholesome sherris) to their felicity, and all that—­and came home.  Asked to stay to dinner, but could not.  At three sat to Phillips for faces.  Called on Lady M. [Melbourne]—­I like her so well, that I always stay too long. (Mem. to mend of that.)

Passed the evening with Hobhouse, who has begun a poem, which promises highly;—­wish he would go on with it.  Heard some curious extracts from a life of Morosini, [2] the blundering Venetian, who blew up the Acropolis at Athens with a bomb, and be damned to him!  Waxed sleepy—­just come home—­must go to bed, and am engaged to meet Sheridan to-morrow at Rogers’s.

Queer ceremony that same of marriage—­saw many abroad, Greek and Catholic—­one, at home, many years ago.  There be some strange phrases in the prologue (the exhortation), which made me turn away, not to laugh in the face of the surpliceman.  Made one blunder, when I joined the hands of the happy—­rammed their left hands, by mistake, into one another.  Corrected it—­bustled back to the altar-rail, and said “Amen.”  Portsmouth responded as if he had got the whole by heart; and, if any thing, was rather before the priest.  It is now midnight and——.

[Footnote 1:  Lord Portsmouth (see ‘Letters’, vol. i. p. 9, ‘note’ 2 [Footnote 3 of Letter 3]), who had long known the Hansons, from whose house he married his first wife, married, March 7, 1814, Mary Anne, eldest daughter of John Hanson.  A commission of lunacy was taken out by the brother and next heir, the Hon. Newton Fellowes; but Lord Chancellor Eldon decided that Lord Portsmouth was capable of entering into the marriage contract and managing his own affairs.  The commission was, however, ultimately granted.  Byron swore an affidavit on the first occasion.

  “Denman mentioned Lord Byron’s affidavit about Lord Portsmouth as a
  proof of the influence of Hanson over him; Lord B. swearing that Lord
  P. had ’rather a ‘superior’ mind than otherwise’”

(’Memoirs, etc., of Thomas Moore’, vol. vi. p. 47).

The following is the note which Byron sent Hanson to embody in his affidavit: 

“I have been acquainted with Mr. Hanson and his family for many years.  He is my solicitor.  About the beginning of March last he sent to me to ask my opinion on the subject of Lord Portsmouth, who, as I understood from Mr. H., was paying great attention to his eldest daughter.  He stated to me that Mr. Newton Fellowes (with whom I have no personal acquaintance) was particularly desirous that Lord Portsmouth should marry some ‘elderly woman’ of his (Mr. Fellowes’s) selection—­that the title and family estates might thereby devolve on Mr. F. or his children; but that Lord P. had expressed a dislike to old women, and a desire to choose for himself.  I told Mr. Hanson that, if Miss Hanson’s affections were not pre-engaged, and Lord Portsmouth appeared attached to her, there could be, in my opinion, no objection to the match.  I think, but cannot be positive, that I saw Lord Portsmouth at Mr. Hanson’s two or three times previous to the marriage; but I had no conversation with him upon it.

“The night before the ceremony, I received an invitation from Mr. Hanson, requesting me, as a friend of the family, to be present at the marriage, which was to take place next morning.  I went next morning to Bloomsbury Square, where I found the parties.  Lady Portsmouth, with her brother and sister and another gentleman, went in the carriage to St. George’s Church; Lord Portsmouth and myself walked, as the carriage was full, and the distance short.  On my way Lord Portsmouth told me that he had been partial to Miss Hanson from her childhood, and that, since she grew up, and more particularly subsequent to the decease of the late Lady P., this partiality had become attachment, and that he thought her calculated to make him an excellent wife.  I was present at the ceremony and gave away the bride.  Lord Portsmouth’s behaviour seemed to me perfectly calm and rational on the occasion.  He seemed particularly attentive to the priest, and gave the responses audibly and very distinctly.  I remarked this because, in ordinary conversation, his Lordship has a hesitation in his speech.  After the ceremony, we returned to Mr. Hanson’s, whence, I believe, they went into the country—­where I did not accompany them.  Since their return I have occasionally seen Lord and Lady Portsmouth in Bloomsbury Square.  They appeared very happy.  I have never been very intimate with his Lordship, and am therefore unqualified to give a decided opinion of his general conduct.  But had I considered him insane, I should have advised Mr. Hanson, when he consulted me on the subject, not to permit the marriage.  His preference of a young woman to an old one, and of his own wishes to those of a younger brother, seemed to me neither irrational nor extraordinary.”

There is nothing in the note itself, or in the draft affidavit, to bear out Moore’s report of Denman’s statement.

Byron, according to the account given by Newton Hanson, is wrong in saying that Mrs. Hanson approved of the marriage.  On the contrary, it was the cause of her death, a fortnight later.  In 1828 the marriage was annulled, a jury having decided that Lord Portsmouth was ’non compos mentis’ when he contracted it.]

[Footnote 2:  Francesco Morosini (1618-1694) occupied the Morea for Venice (1687), besieged Athens, and bombarded the Parthenon, which had been made a powder-magazine.  He became Doge of Venice in 1688.]

March 10, Thor’s Day.

On Tuesday dined with Rogers,—­Mackintosh, Sheridan, Sharpe,—­much talk, and good,—­all, except my own little prattlement.  Much of old times—­Horne Tooke—­the Trials—­evidence of Sheridan, and anecdotes of those times, when I, alas! was an infant.  If I had been a man, I would have made an English Lord Edward Fitzgerald.

Set down Sheridan at Brookes’s,—­where, by the by, he could not have well set down himself, as he and I were the only drinkers.  Sherry means to stand for Westminster, as Cochrane [1] (the stock-jobbing hoaxer) must vacate.  Brougham [2] is a candidate.  I fear for poor dear Sherry.  Both have talents of the highest order, but the youngster has yet a character.  We shall see, if he lives to Sherry’s age, how he will pass over the redhot plough-shares of public life.  I don’t know why, but I hate to see the old ones lose; particularly Sheridan, notwithstanding all his méchanceté.

Received many, and the kindest, thanks from Lady Portsmouth, père and mère, for my match-making.  I don’t regret it, as she looks the countess well, and is a very good girl.  It is odd how well she carries her new honours.  She looks a different woman, and high-bred, too.  I had no idea that I could make so good a peeress.

Went to the play with Hobhouse.  Mrs. Jordan superlative in Hoyden, [3] and Jones well enough in Foppington. What plays! what wit  Congreve and Vanbrugh are your only comedy.  Our society is too insipid now for the like copy.  Would not go to Lady Keith’s.  Hobhouse thought it odd.  I wonder he should like parties.  If one is in love, and wants to break a commandment and covet any thing that is there, they do very well.  But to go out amongst the mere herd, without a motive, pleasure, or pursuit—­’sdeath!  “I’ll none of it.”  He told me an odd report,—­that I am the actual Conrad, the veritable Corsair, and that part of my travels are supposed to have passed in privacy.  Um!—­people sometimes hit near the truth; but never the whole truth.  H. don’t know what I was about the year after he left the Levant; nor does any one—­nor—­ —­nor—­nor—­however, it is a lie—­but, “I doubt the equivocation of the fiend that lies like truth!” [4]

I shall have letters of importance to-morrow.  Which,——­,——­, or
----? heigho!------is in my heart,----in my head,----in my eye,
and the <i>single</i> one, Heaven knows where.&#160; All write, and will be
answered.&#160; &#8220;Since I have crept in favour with myself, I must maintain
it;&#8221; [5] but I never &#8220;mistook my person,&#8221; [6] though I think others
have.

——­called to-day in great despair about his mistress, who has taken a freak of——.  He began a letter to her, but was obliged to stop short—­I finished it for him, and he copied and sent it.  If he holds out, and keeps to my instructions of affected indifference, she will lower her colours.  If she don’t, he will, at least, get rid of her, and she don’t seem much worth keeping.  But the poor lad is in love—­if that is the case, she will win.  When they once discover their power, finita è la musica.

Sleepy, and must go to bed.

[Footnote 1:  Thomas, Lord Cochrane (1775-1860), eldest son of the ninth Earl of Dundonald, a captain in the Royal Navy, and M. P. for Westminster, had done brilliant service in his successive commands—­the ‘Speedy’, ‘Pallas’, ‘Impérieuse’, and the flotilla of fire-ships at Basque Roads in 1809.  In the House of Commons he had been a strong opponent of the Government, an advocate of Parliamentary Reform, and a vigorous critic of naval administration.  In February, 1814, he had been appointed to the ‘Tonnant’ for the American Station, and it was while he was on a week’s leave of absence in London, before sailing, that the stock-jobbing hoax occurred.

During the days February 8-26, 1814, it seemed possible that Napoleon might defeat the Allied Armies, and the Funds were sensitive to every rumour.  At midnight on Sunday, February 20, a man calling himself Du Bourg brought news to Admiral Foley, at Dover, that Napoleon had been killed by a party of Cossacks.  Hurrying towards London, Du Bourg, whose real name was Berenger, spread the news as he went.  Arrived in London soon after daybreak, he went to Cochrane’s house, and there changed his uniform.  When the Stock Exchange opened at ten on February 21, 1814, the Funds rose rapidly, and among those who sold on the rise was Cochrane.  The next day, when the swindle had been discovered, the Stocks fell.

A Stock Exchange Committee sat to investigate the case, and their report (March 7) threw grave suspicion on Cochrane.  He, his uncle, Cochrane Johnstone, a Mr. Butt, and Berenger, were indicted for a conspiracy, tried before Lord Ellenborough, June 8-9, and convicted.  Cochrane was sentenced to a year’s imprisonment and a fine of £1000.  On the back of the note for £1000 (still kept in the Bank of England) with which he paid his fine on July 3, 1815, he wrote: 

“My health having suffered by long and close confinement, and my oppressors being resolved to deprive me of property or life, I submit to robbery to protect myself from murder, in the hope that I shall live to bring the delinquents to justice.”

Cochrane was also expelled from the House of Commons and from the Order of the Bath.  There is little doubt that the circumstances were extremely suspicious.  Those who wish to form an opinion as to Cochrane’s guilt or innocence will find the subject of the trial exhaustively treated in Mr. J.B.  Atlay’s ‘Lord Cochrane’s Trial before Lord Ellenborough’ (1897).]

[Footnote 2:  Henry, Lord Brougham (1778-1868) acknowledged that he wrote the famous article on Byron’s ‘Hours of Idleness’ in the ’Edinburgh Review’ (Sir M.E.  Grant-Duff’s ‘Notes from a Diary’, vol. ii. p. 189).  He lost his seat for Camelford in September, 1812, and did not re-enter the House till July, 1815, when he sat for Winchelsea.  In the postscript of a letter written by him to Douglas Kinnaird, December 9, 1814, he spe