REAL MEN
Some people pointed out that Sheriff
Gus Morris had never made a single important arrest
in the ten years during which he had held office,
and there were a few slanderers who spoke insinuatingly
of the manner in which the lone riders flourished
in Morris’s domain. These “knockers,”
however, were voted down by the vast majority, who
swore that the sheriff was the finest fellow who ever
threw leg over saddle. They liked him for his
inexhaustible good-nature, the mellow baritone in
which he sang the range songs at any one’s request,
and perhaps more than all, for the very laxness with
which he conducted his work. They had had enough
of the old school of sheriffs who lived a few months
gun in hand and died fighting from the saddle.
The office had never seemed desirable until Gus Morris
ran for it and smiled his way to a triumphant election.
Before his career as an office-holder
began, he ran a combined general merchandise store,
saloon, and hotel. That is to say, he ran the
hostelry in name. The real executive head, general
manager, clerk, bookkeeper, and cook, and sometimes
even bartender was his daughter, Jacqueline.
She found the place only a saloon, and a poorly patronized
one at that. Her unaided energy gradually made
it into a hotel, restaurant, and store. Even
while her father was in office he spent most of his
time around the hotel; but no matter how important
he might be elsewhere, in his own house he had no
voice. There the only law was the will of Jacqueline.
Out of the stable behind this hostelry
Dan and Tex Calder walked on the evening of the train
robbery. They had reached the place of the hold-up
a full two hours after Silent’s crew departed;
and the fireman and engineer had been working frantically
during the interim to clean out the soaked fire box
and get up steam again. Tex looked at the two
dead bodies, spoke to the conductor, and then cut short
the voluble explanations of a score of passengers
by turning his horse and riding away, followed by
Dan. All that day he was gloomily silent.
It was a shrewd blow at his reputation, for the outlaws
had actually carried out the robbery while he was
on their trail. Not till they came out of the
horse-shed after stabling their horses did he speak
freely.
“Dan,” he said, “do
you know anything about Sheriff Gus Morris?”
“No”
“Then listen to this and salt
every word away. I’m an officer of the
law, but I won’t tell that to Morris. I
hope he doesn’t know me. If he does it
will spoil our game. I am almost certain he is
playing a close hand with the lone riders. I’ll
wager he’d rather see a stick of dynamite than
a marshal. Remember when we get in that place
that we’re not after Jim Silent or any one else.
We’re simply travelling cowboys. No questions.
I expect to learn something about the location of
Silent’s gang while we’re here, but we’ll
never find out except by hints and chance remarks.
We have to watch Morris like hawks. If he suspects
us he’ll find a way to let Silent know we’re
here and then the hunters will be hunted.”
In the house they found a dozen cattlemen
sitting down at the table in the dining-room.
As they entered the room the sheriff, who sat at the
head of the table, waved his hand to them.
“H’ware ye, boys?”
he called. “You’ll find a couple of
chairs right in the next room. Got two extra
plates, Jac?”
As Dan followed Tex after the chairs
he noticed the sheriff beckon to one of the men who
sat near him. As they returned with the chairs
someone was leaving the room by another door.
“Tex,” he said, as they
sat down side by side, “when we left the dining-room
for the chairs, the sheriff spoke to one of the boys
and as we came back one of them was leavin’
through another door. D’you think Morris
knew you when you came in?”
Calder frowned thoughtfully and then shook his head.
“No,” he said in a low
voice. “I watched him like a hawk when we
entered. He didn’t bat an eye when he saw
me. If he recognized me he’s the greatest
actor in the world, bar none! No, Dan, he doesn’t
know us from Adam and Abel.”
“All right,” said Dan,
“but I don’t like somethin’ about
this place—maybe it’s the smell of
the air. Tex, take my advice an’ keep your
gun ready for the fastest draw you ever made.”
“Don’t worry about me,”
smiled Calder. “How about yourself?”
“Hello,” broke in Jacqueline
from the end of the table. “Look who we’ve
picked in the draw!”
Her voice was musical, but her accent
and manner were those of a girl who has lived all
her life among men and has caught their ways—with
an exaggeration of that self-confidence which a woman
always feels among Western men. Her blue eyes
were upon Dan.
“Ain’t you a long ways from home?”
she went on.
The rest of the table, perceiving
the drift of her badgering, broke into a rumbling
bass chuckle.
“Quite a ways,” said Dan,
and his wide brown eyes looked seriously back at her.
A yell of delight came from the men
at this naive rejoinder. Dan looked about him
with a sort of childish wonder. Calder’s
anxious whisper came at his side: “Don’t
let them get you mad, Dan!” Jacqueline, having
scored so heavily with her first shot, was by no means
willing to give up her sport.
“With them big eyes, for a starter,”
she said, “all you need is long hair to be perfect.
Do your folks generally let you run around like this?”
Every man canted his ear to get the
answer and already they were grinning expectantly.
“I don’t go out much,”
returned the soft voice of Dan, “an’ when
I do, I go with my friend, here. He takes care
of me.”
Another thunder of laughter broke
out. Jacqueline had apparently uncovered a tenderfoot,
and a rare one even for that absurd species. A
sandy-haired cattle puncher who sat close to Jacqueline
now took the cue from the mistress of the house.
“Ain’t you a bit scared
when you get around among real men?” he asked,
leering up the table towards Dan.
The latter smiled gently upon him.
“I reckon maybe I am,” he said amiably.
“Then you must be shakin’
in your boots right now,” said the other over
the sound of the laughter.
“No, said Dan,” “I feel sort of
comfortable.”
The other replied with a frown that
would have intimidated a balky horse.
“What d’you mean? Ain’t you
jest said men made you sort of—nervous?”
He imitated the soft drawl of Dan
with his last words and raised another yell of delight
from the crowd. Whistling Dan turned his gentle
eyes upon Jacqueline.
“Pardon me, ma’am,” he began.
An instant hush fell on the men.
They would not miss one syllable of the delightful
remarks of this rarest of all tenderfoots, and the
prelude of this coming utterance promised something
that would eclipse all that had gone before.
“Talk right out, Brown-eyes,”
said Jacqueline, wiping the tears of delight from
her eyes. “Talk right out as if you was
a man. I won’t hurt you.”
“I jest wanted to ask,”
said Dan, “if these are real men?”
The ready laughter started, checked,
and died suddenly away. The cattlemen looked
at each other in puzzled surprise.
“Don’t they look like
it to you, honey?” asked Jacqueline curiously.
Dan allowed his eyes to pass lingeringly
around the table from face to face.
“I dunno,” he said at
last, “they look sort of queer to me.”
“For God’s sake cut this
short, Dan,” pleaded Tex Calder in an undertone.
“Let them have all the rope they want. Don’t
trip up our party before we get started.”
“Queer?” echoed Jacqueline,
and there was a deep murmur from the men.
“Sure,” said Dan, smiling
upon her again, “they all wear their guns so
awful high.”
Out of the dead silence broke the
roar of the sandy-haired man: “What’n
hell d’you mean by that?”
Dan leaned forward on one elbow, his
right hand free and resting on the edge of the table,
but still his smile was almost a caress.
“Why,” he said, “maybe
you c’n explain it to me. Seems to me that
all these guns is wore so high they’s more for
ornament than use.”
“You damned pup—” began Sandy.
He stopped short and stared with a
peculiar fascination at Dan, who started to speak
again. His voice had changed—not greatly,
for its pitch was the same and the drawl was the same—but
there was a purr in it that made every man stiffen
in his chair and make sure that his right hand was
free. The ghost of his former smile was still
on his lips, but it was his eyes that seemed to fascinate
Sandy.
“Maybe I’m wrong, partner,”
he was saying, “an’ maybe you c’n
prove that your gun ain’t jest ornamental
hardware?”
What followed was very strange.
Sandy was a brave man and everyone at that table knew
it. They waited for the inevitable to happen.
They waited for Sandy’s lightning move for his
gun. They waited for the flash and the crack
of the revolver. It did not come. There followed
a still more stunning wonder.
“You c’n see,” went
on that caressing voice of Dan, “that everyone
is waitin’ for you to demonstrate—which
the lady is most special interested.”
And still Sandy did not move that
significant right hand. It remained fixed in
air a few inches above the table, the fingers stiffly
spread. He moistened his white lips. Then—most
strange of all!—his eyes shifted and wandered
away from the face of Whistling Dan. The others
exchanged incredulous glances. The impossible
had happened—Sandy had taken water!
The sheriff was the first to recover, though his forehead
was shining with perspiration.
“What’s all this stuff
about?” he called. “Hey, Sandy, quit
pickin’ trouble with the stranger!”
Sandy seized the loophole through
which to escape with his honour. He settled back
in his chair.
“All right, gov’nor,”
he said, “I won’t go spoilin’ your
furniture. I won’t hurt him.”