THE OLD MAN WHO KNEW EVERYTHING
He was startled by a cough close at hand.
He turned sharply, and peering, saw
a small, hunched-up figure sitting a couple of yards
off in the shadow of the enclosure.
“Have ye any news?” asked
the high-pitched wheezy voice of a very old man.
Graham hesitated. “None,” he said.
“I stay here till the lights
come again,” said the old man. “These
blue scoundrels are everywhere—everywhere.”
Graham’s answer was inarticulate
assent. He tried to see the old man but the darkness
hid his face. He wanted very much to respond,
to talk, but he did not know how to begin.
“Dark and damnable,” said
the old man suddenly. “Dark and damnable.
Turned out of my room among all these dangers.”
“That’s hard,” ventured Graham.
“That’s hard on you.”
“Darkness. An old man lost
in the darkness. And all the world gone mad.
War and fighting. The police beaten and rogues
abroad. Why don’t they bring some negroes
to protect us? ... No more dark passages for me.
I fell over a dead man.”
“You’re safer with company,”
said the old man, “if it’s company of
the right sort,” and peered frankly. He
rose suddenly and came towards Graham.
Apparently the scrutiny was satisfactory.
The old man sat down as if relieved to be no longer
alone. “Eh!” he said, “but this
is a terrible time! War and fighting, and the
dead lying there—men, strong men, dying
in the dark. Sons! I have three sons.
God knows where they are to-night.”
The voice ceased. Then repeated
quavering: “God knows where they are to-night.”
Graham stood revolving a question
that should not betray his ignorance. Again the
old man’s voice ended the pause.
“This Ostrog will win,”
he said. “He will win. And what the
world will be like under him no one can tell.
My sons are under the wind-vanes, all three.
One of my daughters-in-law was his mistress for a while.
His mistress! We’re not common people.
Though they’ve sent me to wander to-night and
take my chance…. I knew what was going on.
Before most people. But this darkness! And
to fall over a dead body suddenly in the dark!”
His wheezy breathing could be heard.
“Ostrog!” said Graham.
“The greatest Boss the world has ever seen,”
said the voice.
Graham ransacked his mind. “The
Council has few friends among the people,” he
hazarded.
“Few friends. And poor
ones at that. They’ve had their time.
Eh! They should have kept to the clever ones.
But twice they held election. And Ostrog—.
And now it has burst out and nothing can stay it, nothing
can stay it. Twice they rejected Ostrog—Ostrog
the Boss. I heard of his rages at the time—he
was terrible. Heaven save them! For nothing
on earth can now he has raised the Labour Companies
upon them. No one else would have dared.
All the blue canvas armed and marching! He will
go through with it. He will go through.”
He was silent for a little while.
“This Sleeper,” he said, and stopped.
“Yes,” said Graham. “Well?”
The senile voice sank to a confidential
whisper, the dim, pale face came close. “The
real Sleeper—”
“Yes,” said Graham.
“Died years ago.”
“What?” said Graham, sharply.
“Years ago. Died. Years ago.”
“You don’t say so!” said Graham.
“I do. I do say so.
He died. This Sleeper who’s woke up—they
changed in the night. A poor, drugged insensible
creature. But I mustn’t tell all I know.
I mustn’t tell all I know.”
For a little while he muttered inaudibly.
His secret was too much for him. “I don’t
know the ones that put him to sleep—that
was before my time—but I know the man who
injected the stimulants and woke him again. It
was ten to one—wake or kill. Wake or
kill. Ostrog’s way.”
Graham was so astonished at these
things that he had to interrupt, to make the old man
repeat his words, to re-question vaguely, before he
was sure of the meaning and folly of what he heard.
And his awakening had not been natural! Was that
an old man’s senile superstition, too, or had
it any truth in it? Feeling in the dark corners
of his memory, he presently came on something that
might conceivably be an impression of some such stimulating
effect. It dawned upon him that he had happened
upon a lucky encounter, that at last he might learn
something of the new age. The old man wheezed
awhile and spat, and then the piping, reminiscent
voice resumed:
“The first time they rejected him. I’ve
followed it all.”
“Rejected whom?” said Graham. “The
Sleeper?”
“Sleeper? No. Ostrog.
He was terrible—terrible! And he was
promised then, promised certainly the next time.
Fools they were—not to be more afraid of
him. Now all the city’s his millstone, and
such as we dust ground upon it. Dust ground upon
it. Until he set to work—the workers
cut each other’s throats, and murdered a Chinaman
or a Labour policeman at times, and left the rest
of us in peace. Dead bodies! Robbing!
Darkness! Such a thing hasn’t been this
gross of years. Eh!—but ’tis
ill on small folks when the great fall out! It’s
ill.”
“Did you say—there had not been—what?—for
a gross of years?”
“Eh?” said the old man.
The old man said something about clipping
his words, and made him repeat this a third time.
“Fighting and slaying, and weapons in hand, and
fools bawling freedom and the like,” said the
old man. “Not in all my life has there
been that. These are like the old days—for
sure—when the Paris people broke out—three
gross of years ago. That’s what I mean hasn’t
been. But it’s the world’s way.
It had to come back. I know. I know.
This five years Ostrog has been working, and there
has been trouble and trouble, and hunger and threats
and high talk and arms. Blue canvas and murmurs.
No one safe. Everything sliding and slipping.
And now here we are! Revolt and fighting, and
the Council come to its end.”
“You are rather well-informed on these things,”
said Graham.
“I know what I hear. It isn’t all
Babble Machine with me.”
“No,” said Graham, wondering
what Babble Machine might be. “And you are
certain this Ostrog—you are certain Ostrog
organised this rebellion and arranged for the waking
of the Sleeper? Just to assert himself—because
he was not elected to the Council?”
“Everyone knows that, I should
think,” said the old man. “Except—just
fools. He meant to be master somehow. In
the Council or not. Everyone who knows anything
knows that. And here we are with dead bodies lying
in the dark! Why, where have you been if you
haven’t heard all about the trouble between
Ostrog and the Verneys? And what do you think
the troubles are about? The Sleeper? Eh?
You think the Sleeper’s real and woke of his
own accord—eh?”
“I’m a dull man, older
than I look, and forgetful,” said Graham.
“Lots of things that have happened—especially
of late years—. If I was the Sleeper,
to tell you the truth, I couldn’t know less about
them.”
“Eh!” said the voice.
“Old, are you? You don’t sound so
very old! But it’s not everyone keeps his
memory to my time of life—truly. But
these notorious things! But you’re not
so old as me—not nearly so old as me.
Well! I ought not to judge other men by myself,
perhaps. I’m young—for so old
a man. Maybe you’re old for so young.”
“That’s it,” said
Graham. “And I’ve a queer history.
I know very little. And history! Practically
I know no history. The Sleeper and Julius Caesar
are all the same to me. It’s interesting
to hear you talk of these things.”
“I know a few things,”
said the old man. “I know a thing or two.
But—. Hark!”
The two men became silent, listening.
There was a heavy thud, a concussion that made their
seat shiver. The passers-by stopped, shouted
to one another. The old man was full of questions;
he shouted to a man who passed near. Graham,
emboldened by his example, got up and accosted others.
None knew what had happened.
He returned to the seat and found
the old man muttering vague interrogations in an undertone.
For a while they said nothing to one another.
The sense of this gigantic struggle,
so near and yet so remote, oppressed Graham’s
imagination. Was this old man right, was the report
of the people right, and were the revolutionaries
winning? Or were they all in error, and were
the red guards driving all before them? At any
time the flood of warfare might pour into this silent
quarter of the city and seize upon him again.
It behoved him to learn all he could while there was
time. He turned suddenly to the old man with a
question and left it unsaid. But his motion moved
the old man to speech again.
“Eh! but how things work together!”
said the old man. “This Sleeper that all
the fools put their trust in! I’ve the whole
history of it—I was always a good one for
histories. When I was a boy—I’m
that old—I used to read printed books.
You’d hardly think it. Likely you’ve
seen none—they rot and dust so—and
the Sanitary Company burns them to make ashlarite.
But they were convenient in their dirty way. One
learnt a lot. These new-fangled Babble Machines—they
don’t seem new-fangled to you, eh?—they’re
easy to hear, easy to forget. But I’ve traced
all the Sleeper business from the first.”
“You will scarcely believe it,”
said Graham slowly, “I’m so ignorant—I’ve
been so preoccupied in my own little affairs, my circumstances
have been so odd—I know nothing of this
Sleeper’s history. Who was he?”
“Eh!” said the old man.
“I know, I know. He was a poor nobody, and
set on a playful woman, poor soul! And he fell
into a trance. There’s the old things they
had, those brown things—silver photographs—still
showing him as he lay, a gross and a half years ago—a
gross and a half of years.”
“Set on a playful woman, poor
soul,” said Graham softly to himself, and then
aloud, “Yes—well go on.”
“You must know he had a cousin
named Warming, a solitary man without children, who
made a big fortune speculating in roads—the
first Eadhamite roads. But surely you’ve
heard? No? Why? He bought all the patent
rights and made a big company. In those days there
were grosses of grosses of separate businesses and
business companies. Grosses of grosses!
His roads killed the railroads—the old things—in
two dozen years; he bought up and Eadhamited the tracks.
And because he didn’t want to break up his great
property or let in shareholders, he left it all to
the Sleeper, and put it under a Board of Trustees that
he had picked and trained. He knew then the Sleeper
wouldn’t wake, that he would go on sleeping,
sleeping till he died. He knew that quite well!
And plump! a man in the United States, who had lost
two sons in a boat accident, followed that up with
another great bequest. His trustees found themselves
with a dozen myriads of lions’-worth or more
of property at the very beginning.”
“What was his name?”
“Graham.”
“No—I mean—that American’s.”
“Isbister.”
“Isbister!” cried Graham. “Why,
I don’t even know the name.”
“Of course not,” said
the old man. “Of course not. People
don’t learn much in the schools nowadays.
But I know all about him. He was a rich American
who went from England, and he left the Sleeper even
more than Warming. How he made it? That
I don’t know. Something about pictures by
machinery. But he made it and left it, and so
the Council had its start. It was just a council
of trustees at first.”
“And how did it grow?”
“Eh!—but you’re
not up to things. Money attracts money—and
twelve brains are better than one. They played
it cleverly. They worked politics with money,
and kept on adding to the money by working currency
and tariffs. They grew—they grew.
And for years the twelve trustees hid the growing
of the Sleeper’s estate under double names and
company titles and all that. The Council spread
by title deed, mortgage, share, every political party,
every newspaper they bought. If you listen to
the old stories you will see the Council growing and
growing. Billions and billions of lions at last—the
Sleeper’s estate. And all growing out of
a whim—out of this Warming’s will,
and an accident to Isbister’s sons.
“Men are strange,” said
the old man. “The strange thing to me is
how the Council worked together so long. As many
as twelve. But they worked in cliques from the
first. And they’ve slipped back. In
my young days speaking of the Council was like an
ignorant man speaking of God. We didn’t
think they could do wrong. We didn’t know
of their women and all that! Or else I’ve
got wiser.
“Men are strange,” said
the old man. “Here are you, young and ignorant,
and me—sevendy years old, and I might reasonably
before getting—explaining it all to you
short and clear.
“Sevendy,” he said, “sevendy,
and I hear and see—hear better than I see.
And reason clearly, and keep myself up to all the happenings
of things. Sevendy!
“Life is strange. I was
twaindy before Ostrog was a baby. I remember him
long before he’d pushed his way to the head of
the Wind Vanes Control. I’ve seen many
changes. Eh! I’ve worn the blue.
And at last I’ve come to see this crush and
darkness and tumult and dead men carried by in heaps
on the ways. And all his doing! All his doing!”
His voice died away in scarcely articulate
praises of Ostrog.
Graham thought. “Let me
see,” he said, “if I have it right.”
He extended a hand and ticked off
points upon his fingers. “The Sleeper has
been asleep—”
“Changed,” said the old man.
“Perhaps. And meanwhile
the Sleeper’s property grew in the hands of
Twelve Trustees, until it swallowed up nearly all the
great ownership of the world. The Twelve Trustees—by
virtue of this property have become masters of the
world. Because they are the paying power—just
as the old English Parliament used to be—”
“Eh!” said the old man.
“That’s so—that’s a good
comparison. You’re not so—”
“And now this Ostrog—has
suddenly revolutionised the world by waking the Sleeper—whom
no one but the superstitious, common people had ever
dreamt would wake again—raising the Sleeper
to claim his property from the Council, after all
these years.”
The old man endorsed this statement
with a cough. “It’s strange,”
he said, “to meet a man who learns these things
for the first time to-night.”
“Aye,” said Graham, “it’s
strange.”
“Have you been in a Pleasure
City?” said the old man. “All my life
I’ve longed—” He laughed.
“Even now,” he said, “I could enjoy
a little fun. Enjoy seeing things, anyhow.”
He mumbled a sentence Graham did not understand.
“The Sleeper—when did he awake?”
said Graham suddenly.
“Three days ago.”
“Where is he?”
“Ostrog has him. He escaped
from the Council not four hours ago. My dear
sir, where were you at the time? He was in the
hall of the markets—where the fighting
has been. All the city was screaming about it.
All the Babble Machines. Everywhere it was shouted.
Even the fools who speak for the Council were admitting
it. Everyone was rushing off to see him—everyone
was getting arms. Were you drunk or asleep?
And even then! But you’re joking!
Surely you’re pretending. It was to stop
the shouting of the Babble Machines and prevent the
people gathering that they turned off the electricity—and
put this damned darkness upon us. Do you mean
to say—?”
“I had heard the Sleeper was
rescued,” said Graham. “But—to
come back a minute. Are you sure Ostrog has him?”
“He won’t let him go,” said the
old man.
“And the Sleeper. Are you sure he is not
genuine? I have never heard—”
“So all the fools think.
So they think. As if there wasn’t a thousand
things that were never heard. I know Ostrog too
well for that. Did I tell you? In a way
I’m a sort of relation of Ostrog’s.
A sort of relation. Through my daughter-in-law.”
“I suppose—”
“Well?”
“I suppose there’s no
chance of this Sleeper asserting himself. I suppose
he’s certain to be a puppet—in Ostrog’s
hands or the Council’s, as soon as the struggle
is over.”
“In Ostrog’s hands—certainly.
Why shouldn’t he be a puppet? Look at his
position. Everything done for him, every pleasure
possible. Why should he want to assert himself?”
“What are these Pleasure Cities?” said
Graham, abruptly.
The old man made him repeat the question.
When at last he was assured of Graham’s words,
he nudged him violently. “That’s too
much,” said he. “You’re poking
fun at an old man. I’ve been suspecting
you know more than you pretend.”
“Perhaps I do,” said Graham.
“But no! why should I go on acting? No,
I do not know what a Pleasure City is.”
The old man laughed in an intimate way.
“What is more, I do not know
how to read your letters, I do not know what money
you use, I do not know what foreign countries there
are. I do not know where I am. I cannot
count. I do not know where to get food, nor drink,
nor shelter.”
“Come, come,” said the
old man, “if you had a glass of drink now, would
you put it in your ear or your eye?”
“I want you to tell me all these things.”
“He, he! Well, gentlemen
who dress in silk must have their fun.”
A withered hand caressed Graham’s arm for a
moment. “Silk. Well, well! But,
all the same, I wish I was the man who was put up as
the Sleeper. He’ll have a fine time of
it. All the pomp and pleasure. He’s
a queer looking face. When they used to let anyone
go to see him, I’ve got tickets and been.
The image of the real one, as the photographs show
him, this substitute used to be. Yellow.
But he’ll get fed up. It’s a queer
world. Think of the luck of it. The luck
of it. I expect he’ll be sent to Capri.
It’s the best fun for a greener.”
His cough overtook him again.
Then he began mumbling enviously of pleasures and
strange delights. “The luck of it, the luck
of it! All my life I’ve been in London,
hoping to get my chance.”
“But you don’t know that
the Sleeper died,” said Graham, suddenly.
The old man made him repeat his words.
“Men don’t live beyond
ten dozen. It’s not in the order of things,”
said the old man. “I’m not a fool.
Fools may believe it, but not me.”
Graham became angry with the old man’s
assurance. “Whether you are a fool or not,”
he said, “it happens you are wrong about the
Sleeper.”
“Eh?”
“You are wrong about the Sleeper.
I haven’t told you before, but I will tell you
now. You are wrong about the Sleeper.”
“How do you know? I thought
you didn’t know anything—not even
about Pleasure Cities.”
Graham paused.
“You don’t know,”
said the old man. “How are you to know?
It’s very few men—”
“I am the Sleeper.”
He had to repeat it.
There was a brief pause. “There’s
a silly thing to say, sir, if you’ll excuse
me. It might get you into trouble in a time like
this,” said the old man.
Graham, slightly dashed, repeated his assertion.
“I was saying I was the Sleeper.
That years and years ago I did, indeed, fall asleep,
in a little stone-built village, in the days when there
were hedgerows, and villages, and inns, and all the
countryside cut up into little pieces, little fields.
Have you never heard of those days? And it is
I—I who speak to you—who awakened
again these four days since.”
“Four days since!—the
Sleeper! But they’ve got the Sleeper.
They have him and they won’t let him go.
Nonsense! You’ve been talking sensibly
enough up to now. I can see it as though I was
there. There will be Lincoln like a keeper just
behind him; they won’t let him go about alone.
Trust them. You’re a queer fellow.
One of these fun pokers. I see now why you have
been clipping your words so oddly, but—”
He stopped abruptly, and Graham could see his gesture.
“As if Ostrog would let the
Sleeper run about alone! No, you’re telling
that to the wrong man altogether. Eh! as if I
should believe. What’s your game?
And besides, we’ve been talking of the Sleeper.”
Graham stood up. “Listen,” he said.
“I am the Sleeper.”
“You’re an odd man,”
said the old man, “to sit here in the dark, talking
clipped, and telling a lie of that sort. But—”
Graham’s exasperation fell to
laughter. “It is preposterous,” he
cried. “Preposterous. The dream must
end. It gets wilder and wilder. Here am
I—in this damned twilight—I never
knew a dream in twilight before—an anachronism
by two hundred years and trying to persuade an old
fool that I am myself, and meanwhile—Ugh!”
He moved in gusty irritation and went
striding. In a moment the old man was pursuing
him. “Eh! but don’t go!” cried
the old man. “I’m an old fool, I
know. Don’t go. Don’t leave me
in all this darkness.”
Graham hesitated, stopped. Suddenly
the folly of telling his secret flashed into his mind.
“I didn’t mean to offend
you—disbelieving you,” said the old
man coming near. “It’s no manner
of harm. Call yourself the Sleeper if it pleases
you. ’Tis a foolish trick—”
Graham hesitated, turned abruptly and went on his
way.
For a time he heard the old man’s
hobbling pursuit and his wheezy cries receding.
But at last the darkness swallowed him, and Graham
saw him no more.