Whilst the true King wandered about
the land poorly clad, poorly fed, cuffed and derided
by tramps one while, herding with thieves and murderers
in a jail another, and called idiot and impostor by
all impartially, the mock King Tom Canty enjoyed quite
a different experience.
When we saw him last, royalty was
just beginning to have a bright side for him.
This bright side went on brightening more and more
every day: in a very little while it was become
almost all sunshine and delightfulness. He lost
his fears; his misgivings faded out and died; his
embarrassments departed, and gave place to an easy
and confident bearing. He worked the whipping-boy
mine to ever-increasing profit.
He ordered my Lady Elizabeth and my
Lady Jane Grey into his presence when he wanted to
play or talk, and dismissed them when he was done with
them, with the air of one familiarly accustomed to
such performances. It no longer confused him
to have these lofty personages kiss his hand at parting.
He came to enjoy being conducted to
bed in state at night, and dressed with intricate
and solemn ceremony in the morning. It came to
be a proud pleasure to march to dinner attended by
a glittering procession of officers of state and gentlemen-at-arms;
insomuch, indeed, that he doubled his guard of gentlemen-at-arms,
and made them a hundred. He liked to hear the
bugles sounding down the long corridors, and the distant
voices responding, “Way for the King!”
He even learned to enjoy sitting in
throned state in council, and seeming to be something
more than the Lord Protector’s mouthpiece.
He liked to receive great ambassadors and their gorgeous
trains, and listen to the affectionate messages they
brought from illustrious monarchs who called him brother.
O happy Tom Canty, late of Offal Court!
He enjoyed his splendid clothes, and
ordered more: he found his four hundred servants
too few for his proper grandeur, and trebled them.
The adulation of salaaming courtiers came to be sweet
music to his ears. He remained kind and gentle,
and a sturdy and determined champion of all that were
oppressed, and he made tireless war upon unjust laws:
yet upon occasion, being offended, he could turn
upon an earl, or even a duke, and give him a look
that would make him tremble. Once, when his royal
‘sister,’ the grimly holy Lady Mary, set
herself to reason with him against the wisdom of his
course in pardoning so many people who would otherwise
be jailed, or hanged, or burned, and reminded him that
their august late father’s prisons had sometimes
contained as high as sixty thousand convicts at one
time, and that during his admirable reign he had delivered
seventy-two thousand thieves and robbers over to death
by the executioner, {9} the boy was filled with generous
indignation, and commanded her to go to her closet,
and beseech God to take away the stone that was in
her breast, and give her a human heart.
Did Tom Canty never feel troubled
about the poor little rightful prince who had treated
him so kindly, and flown out with such hot zeal to
avenge him upon the insolent sentinel at the palace-gate?
Yes; his first royal days and nights were pretty well
sprinkled with painful thoughts about the lost prince,
and with sincere longings for his return, and happy
restoration to his native rights and splendours.
But as time wore on, and the prince did not come,
Tom’s mind became more and more occupied with
his new and enchanting experiences, and by little and
little the vanished monarch faded almost out of his
thoughts; and finally, when he did intrude upon them
at intervals, he was become an unwelcome spectre,
for he made Tom feel guilty and ashamed.
Tom’s poor mother and sisters
travelled the same road out of his mind. At first
he pined for them, sorrowed for them, longed to see
them, but later, the thought of their coming some
day in their rags and dirt, and betraying him with
their kisses, and pulling him down from his lofty
place, and dragging him back to penury and degradation
and the slums, made him shudder. At last they
ceased to trouble his thoughts almost wholly.
And he was content, even glad: for, whenever
their mournful and accusing faces did rise before
him now, they made him feel more despicable than the
worms that crawl.
At midnight of the 19th of February,
Tom Canty was sinking to sleep in his rich bed in
the palace, guarded by his loyal vassals, and surrounded
by the pomps of royalty, a happy boy; for tomorrow
was the day appointed for his solemn crowning as King
of England. At that same hour, Edward, the true
king, hungry and thirsty, soiled and draggled, worn
with travel, and clothed in rags and shreds—his
share of the results of the riot—was wedged
in among a crowd of people who were watching with deep
interest certain hurrying gangs of workmen who streamed
in and out of Westminster Abbey, busy as ants:
they were making the last preparation for the royal
coronation.