WORDS AND BULLETS
“Here’s a gent that calls
himself a doc,” said Hank Dwight by way of an
introduction. “If you can use him, Miss
Cumberland, fly to it!”
And he left them alone.
Now the sun lay directly behind Kate
Cumberland and in order to look at her closely the
doctor had to shade his weak eyes and pucker his brows;
for from beneath her wide sombrero there rolled a cloud
of golden hair as bright as the sunshine itself—a
sad strain upon the visual nerve of Doctor Randall
Byrne. He repeated her name, bowed, and when he
straightened, blinked again. As if she appreciated
that strain upon his eyes she stepped closer, and
entered the shadow.
“Doctor Hardin is not in town,”
she said, “and I have to bring a physician out
to the ranch at once; my father is critically ill.”
Randall Byrne rubbed his lean chin.
“I am not practicing at present,”
he said reluctantly. Then he saw that she was
watching him closely, weighing him with her eyes, and
it came to the mind of Randall Byrne that he was not
a large man and might not incline the scale far from
the horizontal.
“I am hardly equipped—” began
Byrne.
“You will not need equipment,”
she interrupted. “His trouble lies in his
nerves and the state of his mind.”
A slight gleam lighted the eyes of the doctor.
“Ah,” he murmured. “The mind?”
“Yes.”
He rubbed his bloodless hands slowly
together, and when he spoke his voice was sharp and
quick and wholly impersonal. “Tell me the
symptoms!”
“Can’t we talk those over
on the way to the ranch? Even if we start now
it will be dark before we arrive.”
“But,” protested the doctor,
“I have not yet decided—this precipitancy—”
“Oh,” she said, and flushed.
He perceived that she was on the verge of turning
away, but something withheld her. “There
is no other physician within reach; my father is very
ill. I only ask that you come as a diagnostician,
doctor!”
“But a ride to your ranch,”
he said miserably. “I presume you refer
to riding a horse?”
“Naturally.”
“I am unfamiliar with that means
of locomotion,” said the doctor with serious
eyes, “and in fact have not carried my acquaintance
with the equine species beyond a purely experimental
stage. Anatomically I have a superficial knowledge,
but on the one occasion on which I sat in a saddle
I observed that the docility of the horse is probably
a poetic fallacy.”
He rubbed his left shoulder thoughtfully
and saw a slight tremor at the corners of the girl’s
mouth. It caused his vision to clear and concentrate;
he found that the lips were, in fact, in the very act
of smiling. The face of the doctor brightened.
“You shall ride my own horse,”
said the girl. “She is perfectly gentle
and has a very easy gait. I’m sure you’ll
have not the slightest trouble with her.”
“And you?”
“I’ll find something about town; it doesn’t
matter what.”
“This,” said the doctor,
“is most remarkable. You choose your mounts
at random?”
“But you will go?” she insisted.
“Ah, yes, the trip to the ranch!”
groaned the doctor. “Let me see: the
physical obstacles to such a trip while many are not
altogether insuperable, I may say; in the meantime
the moral urge which compels me towards the ranch
seems to be of the first order.” He sighed.
“Is it not strange, Miss Cumberland, that man,
though distinguished from the lower orders by mind,
so often is controlled in his actions by ethical impulses
which override the considerations of reason? An
observation which leads us towards the conclusion
that the passion for goodness is a principle hardly
secondary to the passion for truth. Understand
that I build the hypothesis only tentatively, with
many reservations, among which—”
He broke off short. The smile was growing upon
her lips.
“I will put together a few of
my things,” said the doctor, “and come
down to you at once.”
“Good!” said the girl,
“I’ll be waiting for you with two horses
before you are ready.”
He turned away, but had taken hardly
a step before he turned, saying: “But why
are you so sure that you will be ready before I—”
but she was already down the steps from the veranda
and stepping briskly down the street.
“There is an element of the
unexplainable in woman,” said the doctor, and
resumed his way to his room. Once there, something
prompted him to act with the greatest possible speed.
He tossed his toilet articles and a few changes of
linen into a small, flexible valise and ran down the
stairs. He reached the veranda again, panting,
and the girl was not in sight; a smile of triumph
appeared on the grave, colourless lips of the doctor.
“Feminine instinct, however, is not infallible,”
he observed to himself, and to one of the cowboys,
lounging loosely in a chair nearby, he continued his
train of thoughts aloud: “Though the verity
of the feminine intuition has already been thrown
in a shade of doubt by many thinkers, as you will
undoubtedly agree.”
The man thus addressed allowed his
lower jaw to drop but after a moment he ejaculated:
“Now what in hell d’you mean by that?”
The doctor already turned away, intent
upon his thoughts, but he now paused and again faced
the cowboy. He said, frowning: “There
is unnecessary violence in your remark, sir.”
“Duck your glasses,” said
the worthy in question. “You ain’t
talkin’ to a book, you’re talking to a
man.”
“And in your attitude,”
went on the doctor, “there is an element of
offense which if carried farther might be corrected
by physical violence.”
“I don’t foller your words,”
said the cattleman, “but from the drift of your
tune I gather you’re a bit peeved; and if you
are—”
His voice had risen to a ringing note
as he proceeded and he now slipped from his chair
and faced Randall Byrne, a big man, brown, hard-handed.
The doctor crimsoned.
“Well?” he echoed, but
in place of a deep ring his words were pitched in
a high squeak of defiance.
He saw a large hand contract to a
fist, but almost instantly the big man grinned, and
his eyes went past Byrne.
“Oh, hell!” he grunted,
and turned his back with a chuckle.
For an instant there was a mad impulse
in the doctor to spring at this fellow but a wave
of impotence overwhelmed him. He knew that he
was white around the mouth, and there was a dryness
in his throat.
“The excitement of imminent
physical contest and personal danger,” he diagnosed
swiftly, “causing acceleration of the pulse and
attendant weakness of the body—a state
unworthy of the balanced intellect.”
Having brought back his poise by this
quick interposition of reason, he went his way down
the long veranda. Against a pillar leaned another
tall cattleman, also brown and lean and hard.
“May I inquire,” he said,
“if you have any information direct or casual
concerning a family named Cumberland which possesses
ranch property in this vicinity?”
“You may,” said the cowpuncher,
and continued to roll his cigarette.
“Well,” said the doctor,
“do you know anything about them?”
“Sure,” said the other,
and having finished his cigarette he introduced it
between his lips. It seemed to occur to him instantly,
however, that he was committing an inhospitable breach,
for he produced his Durham and brown papers with a
start and extended them towards the doctor.
“Smoke?” he asked.
“I use tobacco in no form,” said the doctor.
The cowboy stared with such fixity
that the match burned down to his fingertips and singed
them before he had lighted his cigarette.
“’S that a fact?”
he queried when his astonishment found utterance.
“What d’you do to kill time? Well,
I been thinking about knocking off the stuff for a
while. Mame gets sore at me for having my fingers
all stained up with nicotine like this.”
He extended his hand, the first and
second fingers of which were painted a bright yellow.
“Soap won’t take it off,” he remarked.
“A popular but inexcusable error,”
said the doctor. “It is the tarry by-products
of tobacco which cause that stain. Nicotine itself,
of course, is a volatile alkaloid base of which there
is only the merest trace in tobacco. It is one
of the deadliest of nerve poisons and is quite colourless.
There is enough of that stain upon your fingers—if
it were nicotine—to kill a dozen men.”
“The hell you say!”
“Nevertheless, it is an indubitable
fact. A lump of nicotine the size of the head
of a pin placed on the tongue of a horse will kill
the beast instantly.”
The cowpuncher pushed back his hat
and scratched his head.
“This is worth knowin’,”
he said, “but I’m some glad that Mame ain’t
heard it.”
“Concerning the Cumberlands,” said the
doctor, “I—”
“Concerning the Cumberlands,”
repeated the cattleman, “it’s best to
leave ’em to their own concerns.”
And he started to turn away, but the thirst for knowledge
was dry in the throat of the doctor.
“Do I understand,” he
insisted, “that there is some mystery connected
with them?”
“From me,” replied the
other, “you understand nothin’.”
And he lumbered down the steps and away.
Be it understood that there was nothing
of the gossip in Randall Byrne, but now he was pardonably
excited and perceiving the tall form of Hank Dwight
in the doorway he approached his host.
“Mr. Dwight,” he said,
“I am about to go to the Cumberland ranch.
I gather that there is something of an unusual nature
concerning them.”
“There is,” admitted Hank Dwight.
“Can you tell me what it is?”
“I can.”
“Good!” said the doctor,
and he almost smiled. “It is always well
to know the background of a case which has to do with
mental states. Now, just what do you know?”
“I know—” began
the proprietor, and then paused and eyed his guest
dubiously. “I know,” he continued,
“a story.”
“Yes?”
“Yes, about a man and a hoss and a dog.”
“The approach seems not quite obvious, but I
shall be glad to hear it.”
There was a pause.
“Words,” said the host,
at length, “is worse’n bullets. You
never know what they’ll hit.”
“But the story?” persisted Randall Byrne.
“That story,” said Hank Dwight, “I
may tell to my son before I die.”
“This sounds quite promising.”
“But I’ll tell nobody else.”
“Really!”
“It’s about a man and
a hoss and a dog. The man ain’t possible,
the hoss ain’t possible, the dog is a wolf.”
He paused again and glowered on the
doctor. He seemed to be drawn two ways, by his
eagerness to tell a yarn and his dread of consequences.
“I know,” he muttered,
“because I’ve seen ’em all.
I’ve seen”—he looked far, as
though striking a silent bargain with himself concerning
the sum of the story which might safely be told—“I’ve
seen a hoss that understood a man’s talk like
you and me does—or better. I’ve
heard a man whistle like a singing bird. Yep,
that ain’t no lie. You jest imagine a bald
eagle that could lick anything between the earth and
the sky and was able to sing—that’s
what that whistlin’ was like. It made you
glad to hear it, and it made you look to see if your
gun was in good workin’ shape. It wasn’t
very loud, but it travelled pretty far, like it was
comin’ from up above you.”
“That’s the way this strange
man of the story whistles?” asked Byrne, leaning
closer.
“Man of the story?” echoed
the proprietor, with some warmth. “Friend,
if he ain’t real, then I’m a ghost.
And they’s them in Elkhead that’s got
the scars of his comin’ and goin’.”
“Ah, an outlaw? A gunfighter?” queried
the doctor.
“Listen to me, son,” observed
the host, and to make his point he tapped the hollow
chest of Byrne with a rigid forefinger, “around
these parts you know jest as much as you see, and
lots of times you don’t even know that much.
What you see is sometimes your business, but mostly
it ain’t.” He concluded impressively:
“Words is worse’n bullets!”
“Well,” mused Byrne, “I
can ask the girl these questions. It will be
medically necessary.”
“Ask the girl? Ask her?”
echoed the host with a sort of horror. But he
ended with a forced restraint: “That’s
your business.”