At the age of six Randall Byrne could
name and bound every state in the Union and give the
date of its admission; at nine he was conversant with
Homeric Greek and Caesar; at twelve he read Aristophanes
with perfect understanding of the allusions of the
day and divided his leisure between Ovid and Horace;
at fifteen, wearied by the simplicity of Old English
and Thirteenth Century Italian, he dipped into the
history of Philosophy and passed from that, naturally,
into calculus and the higher mathematics; at eighteen
he took an A.B. from Harvard and while idling away
a pleasant summer with Hebrew and Sanscrit he delved
lightly into biology and its kindred sciences, having
reached the conclusion that Truth is greater than
Goodness or Beauty, because it comprises both, and
the whole is greater than any of its parts; at twenty-one
he pocketed his Ph.D. and was touched with the fever
of his first practical enthusiasm—surgery.
At twenty-four he was an M.D. and a distinguished
diagnostician, though he preferred work in his laboratory
in his endeavor to resolve the elements into simpler
forms; also he published at this time a work on anthropology
whose circulation was limited to two hundred copies,
and he received in return two hundred letters of congratulation
from great men who had tried to read his book; at
twenty-seven he collapsed one fine spring day on the
floor of his laboratory. That afternoon he was
carried into the presence of a great physician who
was also a very vulgar man. The great physician
felt his pulse and looked into his dim eyes.
“You have a hundred and twenty
horsepower brain and a runabout body,” said
the great physician.
“I have come,” answered
Randall Byrne faintly, “for the solution of a
problem, not for the statement thereof.”
“I’m not through,”
said the great physician. “Among other things
you are a damned fool.”
Randall Byrne here rubbed his eyes.
“What steps do you suggest that I consider?”
he queried.
The great physician spat noisily.
“Marry a farmer’s daughter,” he
said brutally.
“But,” said Randall Byrne vaguely.
“I am a busy man and you’ve
wasted ten minutes of my time,” said the great
physician, turning back to his plate glass window.
“My secretary will send you a bill for one thousand
dollars. Good-day.”
And therefore, ten days later, Randall
Byrne sat in his room in the hotel at Elkhead.
He had just written (to his friend
Swinnerton Loughburne, M.A., Ph.D., L.L.D.):
“Incontrovertibly the introduction of the personal
equation leads to lamentable inversions, and the perceptive
faculties when contemplating phenomena through the
lens of ego too often conceive an accidental connotation
or manifest distortion to be actuality, for the physical
(or personal) too often beclouds that power of inner
vision which so unerringly penetrates to the inherent
truths of incorporeity and the extramundane.
Yet this problem, to your eyes, I fear, not essentially
novel or peculiarly involute, holds for my contemplative
faculties an extraordinary fascination, to wit:
wherein does the mind, in itself a muscle, escape
from the laws of the physical, and wherein and wherefore
do the laws of the physical exercise so inexorable
a jurisdiction over the processes of the mind, so
that a disorder of the visual nerve actually distorts
the asomatous and veils the pneumatoscopic?
“Your pardon, dear Loughburne,
for these lapses from the general to the particular,
but in a lighter moment of idleness, I pray you give
some careless thought to a problem now painfully my
own, though rooted inevitably so deeply in the dirt
of the commonplace.
“But you have asked me in letter
of recent date for the particular physical aspects
of my present environment, and though (as you so well
know) it is my conviction that the physical fact is
not and only the immaterial is, yet I shall gladly
look about me—a thing I have not yet seen
occasion to do—and describe to you the details
of my present condition.”
Accordingly, at this point Randall
Byrne removed from his nose his thick glasses and
holding them poised he stared through the window at
the view without. He had quite changed his appearance
by removing the spectacles, for the owlish touch was
gone and he seemed at a stroke ten years younger.
It was such a face as one is glad to examine in detail,
lean, pale, the transparent skin stretched tightly
over cheekbones, nose, and chin. That chin was
built on good fighting lines, though somewhat over-delicate
in substance and the mouth quite colourless, but oddly
enough the upper lip had that habitual appearance of
stiff compression which is characteristic of highly
strung temperaments; it is a noticeable feature of
nearly every great actor, for instance. The nose
was straight and very thin and in a strong sidelight
a tracery of the red blood showed through at the nostrils.
The eyes were deeply buried and the lower lids bruised
with purple—weak eyes that blinked at a
change of light or a sudden thought—distant
eyes which missed the design of wall paper and saw
the trees growing on the mountains. The forehead
was Byrne’s most noticeable feature, pyramidal,
swelling largely towards the top and divided in the
centre into two distinct lobes by a single marked
furrow which gave his expression a hint of the wistful.
Looking at that forehead one was strangely conscious
of the brain beneath. There seemed no bony structure;
the mind, undefended, was growing and pushing the
confining walls further out.
And the fragility which the head suggested
the body confirmed, for he was not framed to labor.
The burden of the noble head had bowed the slender
throat and crooked the shoulders, and when he moved
his arm it seemed the arm of a skeleton too loosely
clad. There was a differing connotation in the
hands, to be sure. They were thin—bones
and sinews chiefly, with the violet of the veins showing
along the backs; but they were active hands without
tremor—hands ideal for the accurate scalpel,
where a fractional error means death to the helpless.
After a moment of staring through
the window the scholar wrote again: “The
major portion of Elkhead lies within plain sight of
my window. I see a general merchandise store,
twenty-seven buildings of a comparatively major and
eleven of a minor significance, and five saloons.
The streets—”
The streets, however, were not described
at that sitting, for at this juncture a heavy hand
knocked and the door of Randall Byrne’s room
was flung open by Hank Dwight, proprietor of Elkhead’s
saloon—a versatile man, expert behind the
bar or in a blacksmith shop.
“Doc,” said Hank Dwight,
“you’re wanted.” Randall Byrne
placed his spectacles more firmly on his nose to consider
his host.
“What—” he
began, but Hank Dwight had already turned on his heel.
“Her name is Kate Cumberland.
A little speed, doc. She’s in a hurry.”
“If no other physician is available,”
protested Byrne, following slowly down the stairs,
“I suppose I must see her.”
“If they was another within
ten miles, d’you s’pose I’d call
on you?” asked Hank Dwight.
So saying, he led the way out onto
the veranda, where the doctor was aware of a girl
in a short riding skirt who stood with one gloved hand
on her hip while the other slapped a quirt idly against
her riding boots.