“OLD SCRUBS” COMES ASHORE
The inevitable happened. One
noon Pulz looked up from his labour of pulling the
whiskers from the evil-smelling masks.
“How many of these damn things we got?”
he inquired.
“About three hunder’ and fifty,”
Thrackles replied.
“Well, we’ve got enough for me. I’m
sick of this job. It stinks.”
They looked at each other. I
could see the disgust rising in their eyes, the reek
of rotten blubber expanding their nostrils. With
one accord they cast aside the masks.
“It ain’t such a hell
of a fortune,” growled Pulz, his evil little
white face thrust forward. “There’s
other things worth all the seal trimmin’s of
the islands.”
“Diamon’s,” gloomed the Nigger.
“You’ve hit it, Doctor,” cut in
Solomon.
There we were again, back to the old
difficulty, only worse. Idleness descended on
us again. We grew touchy on little things, as
a misplaced plate, a shortage of firewood, too deep
a draught at the nearly empty bucket. The noise
of bickering became as constant as the noise of the
surf. If we valued peace, we kept our mouths shut.
The way a man spat, or ate, or slept, or even breathed
became a cause of irritation to every other member
of the company. We stood the outrage as long as
we could; then we objected in a wild and ridiculous
explosion which communicated its heat to the object
of our wrath. Then there was a fight. It
needed only liquor to complete the deplorable state
of affairs.
Gradually the smaller things came
to worry us more and more. A certain harmless
singer of the cricket or perhaps of the tree-toad variety
used to chirp his innocent note a short distance from
our cabin. For all I know he had done so from
the moment of our installation, but I had never noticed
him before. Now I caught myself listening for
his irregular recurrence with every nerve on the quiver.
If he delayed by ever so little, it was an agony;
yet when he did pipe up, his feeble strain struck
to my heart cold and paralysing like a dagger.
And with every advancing minute of the night I became
broader awake, more tense, fairly sweating with nervousness.
One night—good God, was it only last week?
... it seems ages ago, another existence … a state
cut off from this by the wonder of a transmigration,
at least … Last week!
I did not sleep at all. The moon
had risen, had mounted the heavens, and now was sailing
overhead. By the fretwork of its radiance through
the chinks of our rudely-built cabin I had marked off
the hours. A thunderstorm rumbled and flashed,
hull down over the horizon. It was many miles
distant, and yet I do not doubt that its electrical
influence had dried the moisture of our equanimity,
leaving us rattling husks for the winds of destiny
to play upon. Certainly I can remember no other
time, in a rather wide experience, when I have felt
myself more on edge, more choked with the restless,
purposeless nervous energy that leaves a man’s
tongue parched and his eyes staring. And still
that infernal cricket, or whatever it was, chirped.
I had thought myself alone in my vigil,
but when finally I could stand it no longer, and kicked
aside my covering with an oath of protest, I was surprised
to hear it echoed from all about me.
“Damn that cricket!” I cried.
And the dead shadows stirred from
the bunks, and the hollow-eyed victims of insomnia
crept out to curse their tormentor. We organised
an expedition to hunt him down. It was ridiculous
enough, six strong men prowling for the life of one
poor little insect. We did not find him, however,
though we succeeded in silencing him. But no sooner
were we back in our bunks than he began it again,
and such was the turmoil of our nerves that day found
us sitting wan about a fire, hugging our knees.
We were so genuinely emptied, not
so much by the cricket as by the two years of fermentation,
that not one of us stirred toward breakfast, in fact
not one of us moved from the listless attitude in which
day found him, until after nine o’clock.
Then we pulled ourselves together and cooked coffee
and salt horse. As a significant fact, the Nigger
left the dishes unwashed, and no one cared.
Handy Solomon finally shook himself and arose.
“I’m sick of this,” said he, “I’m
goin’ seal-hunting.”
They arose without a word. They
were sick of it, too, sick to death. We were
a silent, gloomy crew indeed as we thrust the surf
boat afloat, clambered in, and shipped the oars.
No one spoke a word; no one had a comment to make,
even when we saw the rookery slide into the water
while we were still fifty yards from the beach.
We pulled back slowly along the coast. Beyond
the rock we made out the entrance to the dry cave.
“There’s seal in there,” cried Handy
Solomon, “lots of ’em!”
He thrust the rudder over, and we
headed for the cave. No one expressed an opinion.
As it was again high tide, we rowed
in to the steep shore inside the cave’s mouth
and beached the boat. The place was full of seals;
we could hear them bellowing.
“Two of you stand here,”
shouted Handy Solomon, “and take them as they
go out. We’ll go in and scare ’em
down to you.”
“They’ll run over us,” screamed
Pulz.
“No, they won’t. You can dodge up
the sides when they go by.”
This was indeed well possible, so
we gripped our clubs and ventured into the darkness.
We advanced four abreast, for the
cave was wide enough for that. As we penetrated,
the bellowing and barking became more deafening.
It was impossible to see anything, although we felt
an indistinguishable tumbling mass receding before
our footsteps. Thrackles swore violently as he
stumbled over a laggard. With uncanny abruptness
the black wall of darkness in front of us was alive
with fiery eyeballs. The seals had reached the
end of the cave and had turned toward us. We,
too, stopped, a little uncertain as to how to proceed.
The first plan had been to get behind
the band and to drive it slowly toward the entrance
to the cave. This was now seen to be impossible.
The cavern was too narrow; its sides at this point
too steep, and the animals too thickly congested.
Our eyes, becoming accustomed to the twilight, now
began to make out dimly the individual bodies of the
seals and the general configuration of the rocks.
One big boulder lay directly in our path, like an
island in the shale of the cave’s floor.
Perdosa stepped to the top of it for a better look.
The men attempted to communicate their ideas of what
was to be done, but could not make themselves heard
above the uproar. I could see their faces contorting
with the fury of being baffled. A big bull made
a dash to get by; all the herd flippered after him.
If he had won past they would have followed as obstinately
as sheep, and nothing could have stopped them, but
the big bull went down beneath the clubs. Thrackles
hit the animal two vindictive blows after it had succumbed.
This settled the revolt, and we stood
as before. Pulz and Handy Solomon tried to converse
by signs, but evidently failed, for their faces showed
angry in the twilight. Perdosa, on his rock, rolled
and lit a cigarette. Thrackles paced to and fro,
and the Nigger leaned on his club, farther down the
cave. They had been left at the entrance, but
now in lack of results had joined their companions.
Now Thrackles approached and screamed
himself black trying to impart some plan. He
failed; but stooped and picked up a stone and threw
it into the mass of seals. The others understood.
A shower of stones followed. The animals milled
like cattle, bellowed the louder, but would not face
their tormentors. Finally an old cow flopped by
in a panic. I thought they would have let her
go, but she died a little beyond the bull. No
more followed, although the men threw stones as fast
and hard as they were able. Their faces were livid
with anger, like that of an evil-tempered man with
an obstinate horse.
Suddenly Handy Solomon put his head
down, and with a roar distinctly audible even above
the din that filled the cave, charged directly into
the herd. I saw the beasts cringe before him;
I saw his club rising and falling indiscriminately;
and then the whole back of the cave seemed to rise
and come at us.
This was no chance of sport now, but
a struggle for very life. We realised that once
down there would be no hope, for while the seals were
more anxious to escape than to fight, we knew that
their jaws were powerful. There was no time to
pick and choose. We hit out with all the strength
and quickness we possessed. It was like a bad
dream, like struggling with an elusive hydra-headed
monster, knee high, invulnerable. We hit, but
without apparent effect. New heads rose, the
press behind increased. We gave ground. We
staggered, struggling desperately to keep our feet.
How long this lasted I cannot tell.
It seemed hours. I know my arms became leaden
from swinging my club; my eyes were full of sweat;
my breath gasped. A sharp pain in my knee nearly
doubled me to the ground and yet I remember clamping
to the thought that I must keep my feet, keep my feet
at any cost. Then all at once I recalled the fact
that I was armed. I jerked out the short-barrelled
Colt’s 45 and turned it loose in their faces.
Whether the flash and detonation frightened
them; whether Perdosa, still clinging to his rock,
managed to turn their attention by his flanking efforts,
or whether, quite simply, the wall of dead finally
turned them back, I do not know, but with one accord
they gave over the attempt.
I looked at once for Handy Solomon,
and was surprised to see him still alive, standing
upright on a ledge the other side of the herd.
His clothing was literally torn to shreds, and he
was covered with blood. But in this plight he
was not alone, for when I turned toward my companions
they, too, were tattered, torn, and gory. We were
a dreadful crew, standing there in the half-light,
our chests heaving, our rags dripping red.
For perhaps ten seconds no one moved.
Then with a yell of demoniac rage my companions clambered
over the rampart of dead seals and attacked the herd.
The seals were now cowed and defenceless.
It was a slaughter, and the most debauching and brutal
I have ever known. I had hit out with the rest
when it had been a question of defence, but from this
I turned aside in a sick loathing. The men seemed
possessed of devils, and of their unnatural energy.
Perdosa cast aside the club and took to his natural
weapon, the knife.
I can see him yet rolling over and
over embracing a big cow, his head jammed in an ecstasy
of ferocity between the animal’s front flippers,
his legs clasped to hold her body, only his right arm
rising and falling as he plunged his knife again and
again. She struggled, turning him over and under,
wept great tears, and fairly whined with terror and
pain. Finally she was still, and Perdosa staggered
to his feet, only to stare about him drunkenly for
a moment before throwing himself with a screech on
another victim.
The Nigger alone did not jump into
the turmoil. He stood just down the cave, his
club ready. Occasionally a disorganised rush to
escape would be made. The Nigger’s lips
snarled, and with a truly mad enjoyment he beat the
poor animals back.
I pressed against the wall horrified,
fascinated, unable either to interfere or to leave.
A close, sticky smell took possession of the air.
After a little a tiny stream, growing each moment,
began to flow past my feet. It sought its channel
daintily, as streamlets do, feeling among the stones
in eddies, quiet pools, miniature falls, and rapids.
For the moment I did not realise what it could be.
Then the light caught it down where the Nigger waited,
and I saw it was red.
At first the racket of the seals was
overpowering. Now, gradually, it was losing volume.
I began to hear the blasphemies, ferocious cries,
screams of anger hurled against the cave walls by the
men. The thick, sticky smell grew stronger; the
light seemed to grow dimmer, as though it could not
burn in that fetid air. A seal came and looked
up at me, big tears rolling from her eyes; then she
flippered aimlessly away, out of her poor wits with
terror. The sight finished me. I staggered
down the length of the black tunnel to the boat.
After a long interval a little three
months’ pup waddled down to the water’s
edge, caught sight of me, and with a squeal of fright
dived far. Poor little devil! I would not
have hurt him for worlds. As far as I know this
was the only survivor of all that herd.
The men soon appeared, one by one,
tired, sleepy-eyed, glutted, walking in a cat-like
trance of satiety. They were blood and tatters
from head to foot, and from drying red masks peered
their bloodshot eyes. Not a word said they, but
tumbled into the boat, pushed off, and in a moment
we were floating in the full sunshine again. We
rowed home in an abstraction. For the moment
Berserker rage had burned itself out. Handy Solomon
continually wetted his lips, like an animal licking
its chops. Thrackles stared into space through
eyes drugged with killing. No one spoke.
We landed in the cove, and were surprised
to find it in shadow. The afternoon was far advanced.
Over the hill we dragged ourselves, and down to the
spring. There the men threw themselves flat and
drank in great gulps until they could drink no more.
We built a fire, but the Nigger refused to cook.
“Someone else turn,” he growled, “I
cook aboard ship.”
Perdosa, who had hewed the fuel, at once became angry.
“I cut heem de wood!”
he said, “I do my share; eef I cut heem de wood
you mus’ cook heem de grub!”
But the Nigger shook his head, and
Perdosa went into an ecstasy of rage. He kicked
the fire to pieces; he scattered the unburned wood
up and down the beach; he even threw some of it into
the sea.
“Eef you no cook heem de grub,
you no hab my wood!” he shrieked, with enough
oaths to sink his soul.
Finally Pulz interfered.
“Here you damn foreigners,”
said he, “quit it! Let up, I say! We
got to eat. You let that wood alone, or you’ll
pick it up again!”
Perdosa sprang at him with a screech.
Pulz was small but nimble, and understood rough and
tumble fighting. He met Perdosa’s rush with
two swift blows—a short arm jab and an
upper-cut. Then they clinched, and in a moment
were rolling over and over just beyond the wash of
the surf.
The row waked the Nigger from his
sullen abstraction. He seemed to come to himself
with a start; his eye fell surprisedly on the combatants,
then lit up with an unholy joy. He drew his knife
and crept down on the fighters. It was too good
an opportunity to pay off the Mexican.
But Thrackles interfered sharply.
“Come off!” he commanded. “None
o’ that!”
“Go to hell!” growled the Nigger.
A great rage fell on them all, blind
and terrible, like that leading to the slaughter of
the seals. They fought indiscriminately, hitting
at each other with fists and knives. It was difficult
to tell who was against whom. The sound of heavy
breathing, dull blows, the tear of cloth; and grunts
of punishment received; the swirl of the sand, the
heave of struggling bodies, all riveted my attention,
so that I did not see Captain Ezra Selover until he
stood almost at my elbow. “Stop!”
he shrieked in his high, falsetto voice.
And would you believe it, even through
the blood haze of their combat the men heard him,
and heeded. They drew reluctantly apart, got to
their feet, stood looking at him through reeking brows
half submissive and half defiant. The bull-headed
Thrackles even took a half step forward, but froze
in his tracks when Old Scrubs looked at him.
“I hire you men to fight when
I tell you to, and only then,” said the captain
sternly. “What does this mean?”
He menaced them one after another
with his eyes, and one after another they quailed.
All their plottings, their threats, their dangerousness
dissipated like mist before the command of this one
resolute man. These pirates who had seemed so
dreadful to me, now were nothing more than cringing
schoolboys before their master.
And then suddenly to my horror I,
watching closely, saw the captain’s eye turn
blank. I am sure the men must have felt the change,
though certainly they were too far away to see it,
for they shifted by ever so little from their first
frozen attitude. The captain’s hand sought
his pocket, and they froze again, but instead of the
expected revolver, he produced a half-full brandy
bottle.
The change in his eyes had crept into
his features. They had turned foolishly amiable,
vacant, confiding.
“’llo boys,” said
he appealingly, “you good fellowsh, ain’t
you? Have a drink. ‘S good stuff.
Good ol’ bottl’,” he lurched, caught
himself, and advanced toward them, still with the
empty smile.
They stared at him for ten seconds,
quite at a loss. Then:
“By God, he’s drunk!”
Handy Solomon breathed, scarcely louder than a whisper.
There was no other signal given.
They sprang as with a single impulse. One instant
I saw clear against the waning daylight the bulky,
foolish-swaying form of Captain Selover: the next
it had disappeared, carried down and obliterated by
the rush of attacking bodies. Knives gleamed
ruddy in the sunset. There was no struggle.
I heard a deep groan. Then the murderers rose
slowly to their feet.