THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE
Captain Selover received as his due
the most absolute and implicit obedience imaginable.
When he condescended to give an order in his own person,
the men fairly jumped to execute it. The matter
had evidently been threshed out long ago. They
did not love him, not they; but they feared him with
a mighty fear, and did not hesitate to say so, vividly,
and often, when in the privacy of the forecastle.
The prevailing spirit was that of the wild beast,
cowed but snarling still. Pulz and Thrackles
in especial had a great deal to say of what they were
or were not going to do, but I noticed that their resolution
always began to run out of them when first foot was
set to the companion ladder.
One day we were loafing along, everything
drawing well, and everybody but the doctor on deck
to enjoy the sun. I was in the crow’s-nest
for my pleasure. Below me on the deck Captain
Selover roamed here and there, as was his custom,
his eye cocked out like a housewife’s for disorder.
He found it, again in the evidence of expectoration,
and as Perdosa happened to be handiest, fell on the
unfortunate Mexican.
Perdosa protested that he had had
nothing to do with it, but Captain Selover, enraged
as always when his precious deck was soiled, would
not listen. Finally the Mexican grew sulky and
turned away as though refusing to hear more.
The captain thereupon felled him to the deck, and
began brutally to kick him in the face and head.
Perdosa writhed and begged, but without
avail. The other members of the crew gathered
near. After a moment, they began to murmur.
Finally Thrackles ventured, most respectfully, to
intervene.
“You’ll kill him, sir,” he interposed.
“He’s had enough.”
“Had enough, has he?”
screeched the captain. “Well, you take what’s
left.”
He marked Thrackles heavily over the
eye. There was a breathless pause; and then Thrackles,
Pulz, the Nigger, and Perdosa attacked at once.
They caught the master unawares, and
bore him to the deck. I dropped at once to the
ratlines, and commenced my descent. Before I had
reached the deck, however, Selover was afoot again,
the four hanging to him like dogs. In a moment
more he had shaken them off; and before I could intervene,
he had seized a belaying pin in either hand, and was
hazing them up and down the deck.
“Mutiny, would you?” he
shrilled. “You poor swabs! Forgot who
was your captain, did ye? Well, it’s Captain
Ezra Selover, and you can lay to that! It would
need about eight fathom of stuff like you to
tie me down.”
He chased them forward, and he chased
them aft, and every time the pins fell, blood followed.
Finally they dived like rabbits into the forecastle
hatch. Captain Selover leaned down after them.
“Now tie yourselves up,”
he advised, “and then come on deck and clean
up after yourselves!” He turned to me. “Mr.
Eagen, turn out the crew to clean decks.”
I descended to the forecastle, followed
immediately by Handy Solomon. The latter had
taken no part in the affair. We found the men
in horrible shape, what with the bruises and cuts,
and bleeding freely.
“Now you’re a nice-looking
Sunday school!” observed Handy Soloman, eyeing
them sardonically. “Tackel Old Scrubs, will
ye? Well, some needs a bale of cotton to fall
on ’em afore they learns anything. Enjoyed
your little diversions, mates? And w’at
do you expect to gain? I asks you that, now.
You poor little infants! Ain’t you never
tackled him afore? Don’t remember a little
brigatine, name of the Petrel! My eye, but
you are a pack of damn fools!”
To this he received no reply.
The men sullenly assisted each other. Then they
went immediately on deck and to work.
After this taste of his quality, Captain
Selover enjoyed a quiet ship. We made good time,
but for a long while nothing happened. Finally
the monotony was broken by an incident.
One evening before the night winds
I sat in the shadow of the extra dory on top of the
deck house. The moon was but just beyond the full,
so I suppose I must have been practically invisible.
Certainly the Nigger did not know of my presence,
for he came and stood within three feet of me without
giving any sign. The companion was open.
In a moment some door below was opened also, and a
scrap of conversation came up to us very clearly.
“You haf dem finished?”
the doctor’s voice inquired. “So,
that iss well,”—papers rustled for
a few moments. “And the r-result—
ah—exactly—it iss that exactly.
Percy, mein son, that maigs the experiment exact.
We haf the process——”
“I don’t see, sir, quite,”
replied the voice of Percy Darrow, with a tinge of
excitement. “I can follow the logic of the
experiment, of course—so can I follow the
logic of a trip to the moon. But when you come
to apply it—how do you get your re-agent?
There’s no known method——”
Dr. Schermerhorn broke in: “Ach,
it iss that I haf perfected. Pardon me, my boy,
it iss the first I haf worked from you apart.
It iss for a surprise. I haf made in small quantities
the missing ingredient. It will form a perfect
interruption to the current. Now we go——”
“Do you mean to say,”
almost shouted Darrow, “that you have succeeded
in freeing it in the metal?”
“Yes,” replied the doctor simply.
I could hear a chair overturned.
“Why, with that you can——”
“I can do everything,”
broke in the doctor. “The possibilities
are enormous.”
“And you can really produce it in quantity?”
“I think so; it iss for us to discover.”
A pause ensued.
“Why!” came the voice
of Percy Darrow, awestricken. “With fifty
centigrammes only you could—you could transmute
any substance—why, you could make anything
you pleased almost! You could make enough diamonds
to fill that chest! It is the philosopher’s
stone!”
“Diamonds—yes—it
is possible,” interrupted the doctor impatiently,
“if it was worth while. But you should see
the real importance——”
The ship careened to a chance swell;
a door slammed; the voices were cut off. I looked
up. The Nigger’s head was thrust forward
fairly into the glow from the companionway. The
mask of his sullenness had fallen. His eyes fairly
rolled in excitement, his thick lips were drawn back
to expose his teeth, his powerful figure was gathered
with the tensity of a bow. When the door slammed,
he turned silently to glide away. At that instant
the watch was changed, and in a moment I found myself
in my bunk.
Ten seconds later the Nigger, detained
by Captain Selover for some trifling duty, burst into
the forecastle. He was possessed by the wildest
excitement. This in itself was enough to gain
the attention of the men, but his first words were
startling.
“I found de treasure!”
he almost shouted. “I know where he kept!”
They leaped at him—Handy
Solomon and Pulz—and fairly shook out of
him what he thought he knew. He babbled in the
forgotten terms of alchemy, dressing modern facts
in the garments of mediaeval thought until they were
scarcely to be recognised.
“And so he say dat he fine him,
de Philosopher Stone, and he keep him in dat heavy
box we see him carry aboard, and he don’ have
to make gol’ with it—he can make
diamon’s—diamon’s—he
say it too easy to fill dat box plum full of diamon’s.”
They gesticulated and exclaimed and
breathed hard, full of the marvel of such a thought.
Then abruptly the clamour died to nothing. I felt
six eyes bent on me, six unwinking eyes moving restless
in motionless figures, suspicious, deadly as cobras——
Up to now my standing with the men
had been well enough. Now they drew frankly apart.
One of the most significant indications of this was
the increased respect they paid my office. It
was as though by prompt obedience, instant deference,
and the emphasising of ship’s etiquette they
intended to draw sharply the line between themselves
and me. There was much whispering apart, many
private talks and consultations in which I had no
part. Ordinarily they talked freely enough before
me. Even the reading during the dog watch was
intermitted—at least it was on such days
as I happened to be in the watch below. But twice
I caught the Nigger and Handy Solomon consulting together
over the volume on alchemy.
I was in two minds whether to report
the whole matter to Captain Selover. The only
thing that restrained me was the vagueness of the
intention, and the fact that the afterguard was armed,
and was four to the crew’s five. An incident,
however, decided me. One evening I was awakened
by a sound of violent voices. Captain Selover
occasionally juggled the watches for variety’s
sake, and I now had Handy Solomon and Perdosa.
The Nigger, being cook, stood no watch.
“You drunken Greaser swab!”
snarled Handy Solomon. “You misbegotten
son of a Yaqui! I’ll learn you to step on
a seaman’s foot, and you can kiss the book on
that! I’ll cut your heart out and feed it
to the sharks!”
“Potha!” sneered Perdosa.
“You cut heem you finger wid your knife.”
They wrangled. At first I thought
the quarrel genuine, but after a moment or so I could
not avoid a sort of reminiscent impression of the
cheap melodrama. It seemed incredible, but soon
I could not dodge the conclusion that it was a made-up
quarrel designed to impress me.
Why should they desire to do so?
I had to give it up, but the fact itself was obvious
enough. I laughed to see them. The affair
did not come to blows, but it did come to black looks
on meeting, muttered oaths, growls of enmity every
time they happened to pass each other on the deck.
Perdosa was not so bad; his Mexican blood inclined
him to the histrionic, and his Mexican cast lent itself
well to evil looks. But Handy Solomon, for the
first time in my acquaintance with him, was ridiculous.
About this time we crossed into frequent
thunders. One evening just at dark we made out
a heavy black squall. Not knowing exactly what
weight lay behind it, I called up all hands. We
ducked the staysail and foresail, lowered the peak
of the mainsail, and waited to feel of it—a
rough and ready seamanship often used in these little
California windjammers. I was pretty busy, but
I heard distinctly Handy Solomon’s voice behind
me.
“I’ll kill you sure, you
Greaser, as soon as my hands are free!”
And some muttered reply from the Mexican.
The wind hit us hard, held on a few
moments, and moderated to a stiff puff. There
followed the rain, so of course I knew it would amount
to nothing. I was just stooping to throw the stops
off the staysail when I felt myself seized from behind,
and forced rapidly toward the side of the ship.
Of course I struggled. The Japanese
have a little trick to fool a man who catches you
around the waist from behind. It is part of the
jiu-jitsu taught the Samurai—quite a different
proposition from the ordinary “policeman jiu-jitsu.”
I picked it up from a friend in the nobility.
It came in very handy now, and by good luck a roll
of the ship helped me. In a moment I stood free,
and Perdosa was picking himself out of the scuppers.
The expression of astonishment was
fairly well done—I will say that for him—but
I was prepared for histrionics.
“Señor!” he gasped.
“Eet is you! Sacrosanta Maria! I thought
you was dat Solomon! Pardon me, señor! Pardon!
Have I hurt you?”
He approached me almost wheedling.
I could have laughed at the villain. It was all
so transparent. He no more mistook me for Handy
Solomon than he felt any real enmity for that person.
But being angry, and perhaps a little scared, I beat
him to his quarters with a belaying pin.
On thinking the matter over, however,
I failed to see all the ins and outs of it. I
could understand a desire to get rid of me; there would
be one less of the afterguard, and then, too, I knew
too much of the men’s sentiments, if not of
their plans. But why all this elaborate farce
of the mock quarrel and the alleged mistake? Could
it be to guard against possible failure? I could
hardly think it worth while. My only theory was
that they had wished to test my strength and determination.
The whole affair, even on that supposition, was childish
enough, but I referred the exaggerated cunning to Handy
Solomon, and considered it quite adequately explained.
It is a minor point, but subsequently I learned that
this surmise was correct. I was to be saved because
none of the conspirators understood navigation.
The next morning I approached Captain Selover.
“Captain,” said I, “I
think it my duty to report that there is trouble brewing
among the crew.”
“There always is,” he replied, unmoved.
“But this is serious. Dr.
Schermerhorn came aboard with a chest which the men
think holds treasure. The other evening Robinson
overheard him tell his assistant that he could easily
fill the box with diamonds. Of course, he was
merely illustrating the value of some scientific experiment,
but Robinson thinks, and has made the others think,
that the chest contains something to make diamonds
with. I am sure they intend to get hold of it.
The affair is coming to a head.”
Captain Selover listened almost indifferently.
“I came back from the islands
last year,” he piped, “with three hundred
thousand dollars’ worth of pearls. There
was sixteen in the crew, and every man of them was
blood hungry for them pearls. They had three
or four shindies and killed one man over the proper
way to divide the loot after they had got it.
They didn’t get it. Why?” He drew
his powerful figure to its height and spread his thick
arms out in the luxury of stretching. “Why?”
he repeated, exhaling abruptly. “Because
their captain was Ezra Selover! Well, Mr. Eagen,”
he went on crisply, “Captain Ezra Selover is
their captain, and they know it! They’ll
talk and palaver and git into dark corners, and sharpen
their knives, and perhaps fight it out as to which
one’s going to work the monkey-doodle business
in the doctor’s chest, and which one’s
going to tie up the sacks of them diamonds, but they
won’t git any farther as long as Captain Ezra
is on deck.” “Yes,” I objected,
“but they mean business. Last night in the
squall one of them tried to throw me overboard.”
Captain Selover grinned.
“What did you do?” he asked.
“Hazed him to his quarters with a belaying pin.”
“Well, that’s all settled then, isn’t
it? What more do you want?”
I stood undecided.
“I can take care of myself,”
he went on. “You ought to take care of
yourself. Then there’s nothing more to do.”
He mused a moment.
“You have a gun, of course?” he inquired.
“I forgot to ask.”
“No,” said I.
He whistled.
“Well, no wonder you feel sort
of lost and hopeless! Here, take this, it’ll
make a man of you.”
He gave me a Colt’s 45, the
barrel of which had been filed down to about two inches
of length. It was a most extraordinary weapon,
but effective at short range.
“Here’s a few loose cartridges,”
said he. “Now go easy. This is no
warship, and we ain’t got men to experiment on.
Lick ’em with your fists or a pin, if you can;
and if you do shoot, for God’s sake just wing
’em a little. They’re awful good lads,
but a little restless.”
I took the gun and felt better.
With it I could easily handle the members of my own
watch, and I did not doubt that with the assistance
of Percy Darrow even a surprise would hardly overwhelm
us. I did not count on Dr. Schermerhorn.
He was quite capable of losing himself in a problem
of trajectory after the first shot.