THE LAUGHING LASS
The falling of dusk on June the 3d
found tired eyes aboard the Wolverine.
Every officer in her complement had kept a private
and personal lookout all day for some explanation
of the previous night’s phenomenon. All
that rewarded them were a sky filmed with lofty clouds,
and the holiday parade of the epauletted waves.
Nor did evening bring a repetition
of that strange glow. Midnight found the late
stayers still deep in the discussion.
“One thing is certain,” said Ives.
“It wasn’t volcanic.”
“Why so?” asked the paymaster.
“Because volcanoes are mostly
stationary, and we headed due for that light.”
“Yes; but did we keep headed?”
said Barnett, who was navigating officer as well as
ordnance officer, in a queer voice.
“What do you mean, sir?” asked Edwards
eagerly.
“After the light disappeared
the compass kept on varying. The stars were hidden.
There is no telling just where we were headed for some
time.”
“Then we might be fifty miles from the spot
we aimed at.”
“Hardly that,” said the
navigator. “We could guide her to some extent
by the direction of wind and waves. If it was
volcanic we ought certainly to have sighted it by
now.”
“Always some electricity in
volcanic eruptions,” said Trendon. “Makes
compass cut didoes. Seen it before.”
“Where?” queried Carter.
“Off Martinique. Pelée eruption. Needle
chased its tail like a kitten.”
“Are there many volcanoes hereabouts?”
somebody asked.
“We’re in 162 west, 31
north, about,” said Barnett. “No telling
whether there are or not. There weren’t
at last accounts, but that’s no evidence that
there aren’t some since. They come up in
the night, these volcanic islands.”
“Just cast an eye on the charts,”
said Billy Edwards. “Full of E. D.’s
and P. D.’s all over the shop. Every one
of ’em volcanic.”
“E. D.’s and P. D.’s?”
queried the paymaster.
“Existence doubtful, and position
doubtful,” explained the ensign. “Every
time the skipper of one of these wandering trade ships
gets a speck in his eye, he reports an island.
If he really does bump into a rock he cuts in an arithmetic
book for his latitude and longitude and lets it go
at that. That’s how the chart makers make
a living, getting out new editions every few months.”
“But it’s a fact that
these seas are constantly changing,” said Barnett.
“They’re so little travelled that no one
happens to be around to see an island born. I
don’t suppose there’s a part on the earth’s
surface more liable to seismic disturbances than this
region.”
“Seismic!” cried Billy
Edwards, “I should say it was seismic! Why,
when a native of one of these island groups sets his
heart on a particular loaf of bread up his bread-fruit
tree, he doesn’t bother to climb after it.
Just waits for some earthquake to happen along and
shake it down to him.”
“Good boy, Billy,” said
Dr. Trendon, approvingly. “Do another.”
“It’s a fact,” said
the ensign, heatedly. “Why, a couple of
years back there was a trader here stocked up with
a lot of belly-mixture in bottles. Thought he
was going to make his pile because there’d been
a colic epidemic in the islands the season before.
Bottles were labelled ‘Do not shake.’
That settled his business. Might as well have
marked ’em ‘Keep frozen’ in this
part of the world. Fellow went broke.”
“In any case,” said Barnett,
“such a glow as that we sighted last night I’ve
never seen from any volcano.”
“Nor I,” said Trendon.
“Don’t prove it mightn’t have been.”
“I’ll just bet the best
dinner in San Francisco that it isn’t,”
said Edwards.
“You’re on,” said Carter.
“Let me in,” suggested Ives.
“And I’ll take one of it,” said
McGuire.
“Come one, come all,”
said Edwards cheerily. “I’ll live
high on the collective bad judgment of this outfit.”
“To-night isn’t likely
to settle it, anyhow,” said Ives. “I
move we turn in.”
Expectant minds do not lend themselves
to sound slumber. All night the officers of the
Wolverine slept on the verge of waking, but
it was not until dawn that the cry of “Sail-ho!”
sent them all hurrying to their clothes. Ordinarily
officers of the U.S. Navy do not scuttle on deck
like a crowd of curious schoolgirls, but all hands
had been keyed to a high pitch over the elusive light,
and the bet with Edwards now served as an excuse for
the betrayal of unusual eagerness. Hence the quarter-deck
was soon alive with men who were wont to be deep in
dreams at that hour.
They found Carter, whose watch on
deck it was, reprimanding the lookout.
“No, sir,” the man was
insisting, “she didn’t show no light, sir.
I’d ‘a’ sighted her an hour ago,
sir, if she had.”
“We shall see,” said Carter grimly.
“Who’s your relief?”
“Sennett.”
“Let him take your place. Go aloft, Sennett.”
As the lookout, crestfallen and surly,
went below, Barnett said in subdued tones:
“Upon my word, I shouldn’t
be surprised if the man were right. Certainly
there’s something queer about that hooker.
Look how she handles herself.”
The vessel was some three miles to
windward. She was a schooner of the common two-masted
Pacific type, but she was comporting herself in a
manner uncommon on the Pacific, or any other ocean.
Even as Barnett spoke, she heeled well over, and came
rushing up into the wind, where she stood with all
sails shaking. Slowly she paid off again, bearing
away from them. Now she gathered full headway,
yet edged little by little to windward again.
“Mighty queer tactics,”
muttered Edwards. “I think she’s steering
herself.”
“Good thing she carries a weather
helm,” commented Ives, who was an expert on
sailing rigs. “Most of that type do.
Otherwise she’d have jibed her masts out, running
loose that way.”
Captain Parkinson appeared on deck
and turned his glasses for a full minute on the strange
schooner.
“Aloft there,” he hailed
the crow’s-nest. “Do you make out
anyone aboard?”
“No, sir,” came the answer.
“Mr. Carter, have the chief
quartermaster report on deck with the signal flags.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Aren’t we going to run
up to her?” asked McGuire, turning in surprise
to Edwards.
“And take the risk of getting
a hole punched in our pretty paint, with her running
amuck that way? Not much!”
Up came the signal quartermaster to
get his orders, and there ensued a one-sided conversation
in the pregnant language of the sea.
“What ship is that?”
No answer.
“Are you in trouble?”
asked the cruiser, and waited. The schooner showed
a bare and silent main-peak.
“Heave to.” Now Uncle Sam was giving
orders.
But the other paid no heed.
“We’ll make that a little
more emphatic,” said Captain Parkinson.
A moment later there was the sharp crash of a gun
and a shot went across the bows of the sailing vessel.
Hastened by a flaw of wind that veered from the normal
direction of the breeze the stranger made sharply to
windward, as if to obey.
“Ah, there she comes,” ran the comment
along the cruiser’s quarter-deck.
But the schooner, after standing for
a moment, all flapping, answered another flaw, and
went wide about on the opposite tack.
“Derelict,” remarked Captain
Parkinson. “She seems to be in good shape,
too, Dr. Trendon!”
“Yes, sir.” The surgeon
went to the captain, and the others could hear his
deep, abrupt utterance in reply to some question too
low for their ears.
“Might be, sir. Beri-beri,
maybe. More likely smallpox if anything of that
kind. But some of ’em would be on
deck.”
“Whew! A plague ship!”
said Billy Edwards. “Just my luck to be
ordered to board her.” He shivered slightly.
“Scared, Billy?” said
Ives. Edwards had a record for daring which made
this joke obvious enough to be safe.
“I wouldn’t want to have
my peculiar style of beauty spoiled by smallpox marks,”
said the ensign, with a smile on his homely, winning
face. “And I’ve a hunch that that
ship is not a lucky find for this ship.”
“Then I’ve a hunch that
your hunch is a wrong one,” said Ives. “How
long would you guess that craft to be?”
[Illustration: A schooner comporting
herself in a manner uncommon on the Pacific]
They were now within a mile of the
schooner. Edwards scrutinised her calculatingly.
“Eighty to ninety feet.”
“Say 150 tons. And she’s
a two-masted schooner, isn’t she?” continued
Ives, insinuatingly.
“She certainly is.”
“Well, I’ve a hunch that
that ship is a lucky find for any ship, but particularly
for this ship.”
“Great Caesar!” cried
the ensign excitedly. “Do you think it’s
her?”
A buzz of electric interest went around
the group. Every glass was raised; every eye
strained toward her stern to read the name as she
veered into the wind again. About she came.
A sharp sigh of excited disappointment exhaled from
the spectators. The name had been painted out.
“No go,” breathed Edwards.
“But I’ll bet another dinner——”
“Mr. Edwards,” called
the captain. “You will take the second cutter,
board that schooner, and make a full investigation.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Take your time. Don’t
come alongside until she is in the wind. Leave
enough men aboard to handle her.”
“Yes, sir.”
The cruiser steamed to within half
a mile of the aimless traveller, and the small boat
put out. Not one of his fellows but envied the
young ensign as he left the ship, steered by Timmins,
a veteran bo’s’n’s mate, wise in
all the ins and outs of sea ways. They saw him
board, neatly running the small boat under the schooner’s
counter; they saw the foresheet eased off and the
ship run up into the wind; then the foresail dropped
and the wheel lashed so that she would stand so.
They awaited the reappearance of Edwards and the bo’s’n’s
mate when they had vanished below decks, and with
an intensity of eagerness they followed the return
of the small boat.
Billy Edwards’s face as he came
on deck was a study. It was alight with excitement;
yet between the eyes two deep wrinkles of puzzlement
quivered. Such a face the mathematician bends
above his paper when some obstructive factor arises
between him and his solution.
“Well, sir?” There was
a hint of effort at restraint in the captain’s
voice.
“She’s the Laughing
Lass, sir. Everything ship-shape, but not
a soul aboard.”
“Come below, Mr. Edwards,”
said the captain. And they went, leaving behind
them a boiling cauldron of theory and conjecture.