IN WHICH THE LAMB
DEVOURS THE WOLF
The evening before the day already
agreed upon, Theodose received from Cerizet the following
note:—
“To-morrow, lease or no lease,
Rocher de Cancale, half-past six o’clock.”
As for Dutocq, Cerizet saw him every
day, for he was still his copying clerk; he therefore
gave him his invitation by word of mouth; but the
attentive reader must remark a difference in the hour
named: “Quarter-past-six, Rocher de Cancale,”
said Cerizet. It was evident, therefore, that
he wanted that fifteen minutes with Dutocq before the
arrival of la Peyrade.
These minutes the usurer proposed
to employ in jockeying Dutocq in the purchase of the
notes; he fancied that if the proposition to buy them
were suddenly put before him without the slightest
preparation it might be more readily received.
By not leaving the seller time to bethink himself,
perhaps he might lead him to loosen his grasp, and
the notes once bought below par, he could consider
at his leisure whether to pocket the difference or
curry favor with du Portail for the discount he had
obtained. Let us say, moreover, that apart from
self-interest, Cerizet would still have endeavored
to scrape a little profit out of his friend; ’twas
an instinct and a need of his nature. He had
as great a horror for straight courses as the lovers
of English gardens show in the lines of their paths.
Dutocq, having still a portion of
the cost of his practice to pay off, was forced to
live very sparingly, so that a dinner at the Rocher
de Cancale was something of an event in the economy
of his straitened existence. He arrived, therefore,
with that punctuality which testifies to an interest
in the occasion, and precisely at a quarter past six
he entered the private room of the restaurant where
Cerizet awaited him.
“It is queer,” he said;
“here we are returned to precisely the situation
in which we began our business relationship with la
Peyrade, —except, to be sure, that this
present place of meeting of the three emperors is
more comfortable; I prefer the Tilsit of the rue Montgorgeuil
to the Tilsit of the Cheval Rouge.”
“Faith!” said Cerizet,
“I don’t know that the results justify
the change, for, to be frank, where are the profits
to us in the scheme of our triumvirate?”
“But,” said Dutocq, “it
was a bargain with a long time limit. It can’t
be said that la Peyrade has lost much time in getting
installed —forgive the pun—at
the Thuilleries. The scamp has made his way pretty
fast, you must own that.”
“Not so fast but what his marriage,”
said Cerizet, “is at the present moment a very
doubtful thing.”
“Doubtful!” cried Dutocq; “why doubtful?”
“Well, I am commissioned to
propose to him another wife, and I’m not sure
that any choice is left to him.”
“What the devil are you about,
my dear fellow, lending your hand in this way to another
marriage when you know we have a mortgage on the first?”
“One isn’t always master
of circumstances, my friend; I saw at once when the
new affair was laid before me that the one we had settled
on must infallibly go by the board. Consequently,
I’ve tried to work it round in our interests,
yours and mine.”
“Ah ca! do you mean they are
pulling caps for this Theodose? Who is the new
match? Has she money?”
“The ‘dot’ is pretty
good; quite as much as Mademoiselle Colleville’s.”
“Then I wouldn’t give
a fig for it. La Peyrade has signed those notes
and he will pay them.”
“Will he pay them? that’s
the question. You are not a business man, neither
is Theodose; it may come into his head to dispute the
validity of those notes. What security have we
that if the facts about their origin should come out,
and the Thuillier marriage shouldn’t come off,
the court of commerce mightn’t annul them as
’obligations without cause.’ For
my part, I should laugh at such a decision; I can stand
it; and, moreover, my precautions are taken; but you,
as clerk to a justice-of-peace, don’t you see
that such an affair would give the chancellor a bone
to pick with you?”
“But, my good fellow,”
said Dutocq, with the ill-humor of a man who sees
himself face to face with an argument he can’t
refute, “you seem to have a mania for stirring
up matters and meddling with—”
“I tell you again,” said
Cerizet, “this came to me; I didn’t seek
it; but I saw at once that there was no use struggling
against the influence that is opposing us; so I chose
the course of saving ourselves by a sacrifice.”
“A sacrifice! what sort of sacrifice?”
“Parbleu! I’ve sold
my share of those notes, leaving those who bought
them to fight it out with Master barrister.”
“Who is the purchaser?”
“Who do you suppose would step
into my shoes unless it were the persons who have
an interest in this other marriage, and who want to
hold a power over Theodose, and control him by force
if necessary.”
“Then my share of the notes
is equally important to them?”
“No doubt; but I couldn’t
speak for you until I had consulted you.”
“What do they offer?”
“Hang it! my dear fellow, the
same that I accepted. Knowing better than you
the danger of their competition I sold out to them
on very bad terms.”
“Well, but what are they, those terms?”
“I gave up my shares for fifteen thousand francs.”
“Come, come!” said Dutocq,
shrugging his shoulders, “what you are after
is to recover a loss (if you made it) by a commission
on my share—and perhaps, after all, the
whole thing is only a plot between you and la Peyrade—”
“At any rate, my good friend,
you don’t mince your words; an infamous thought
comes into your head and you state it with charming
frankness. Luckily you shall presently hear me
make the proposal to Theodose, and you are clever
enough to know by his manner if there has been any
connivance between us.”
“So be it!” said Dutocq.
“I withdraw the insinuation; but I must say
your employers are pirates; I call their proposal throttling
people. I have not, like you, something to fall
back upon.”
“Well, you poor fellow, this
is how I reasoned: I said to myself, That good
Dutocq is terribly pressed for the last payment on
his practice; this will give him enough to pay it
off at one stroke; events have proved that there are
great uncertainties about our Theodose-and-Thuillier
scheme; here’s money down, live money, and therefore
it won’t be so bad a bargain after all.”
“It is a loss of two-fifths!”
“Come,” said Cerizet,
“you were talking just now of commissions.
I see a means of getting one for you if you’ll
engage to batter down this Colleville marriage.
If you will cry it down as you have lately cried it
up I shouldn’t despair of getting you a round
twenty thousand out of the affair.”
“Then you think that this new
proposal will not be agreeable to la Peyrade,—that
he’ll reject it? Is it some heiress on whom
he has already taken a mortgage?”
“All that I can tell you is
that these people expect some difficulty in bringing
the matter to a conclusion.”
“Well, I don’t desire
better than to follow your lead and do what is disagreeable
to la Peyrade; but five thousand francs—think
of it!—it is too much to lose.”
At this moment the door opened, and
a waiter ushered in the expected guest.
“You can serve dinner,”
said Cerizet to the waiter; “we are all here.”
It was plain that Theodose was beginning
to take wing toward higher social spheres; elegance
was becoming a constant thought in his mind.
He appeared in a dress suit and varnished shoes, whereas
his two associates received him in frock-coats and
muddy boots.
“Gentlemen,” he said,
“I think I am a little late, but that devil of
a Thuillier is the most intolerable of human beings
about a pamphlet I am concocting for him. I was
unlucky enough to agree to correct the proofs with
him, and over every paragraph there’s a fight.
’What I can’t understand,’ he says,
’the public can’t, either. I’m
not a man of letters, but I’m a practical man’;
and that’s the way we battle it, page after
page. I thought the sitting this afternoon would
never end.”
“How unreasonable you are, my
dear fellow,” said Dutocq; “when a man
wants to succeed he must have the courage to make sacrifices.
Once married, you can lift your head.”
“Ah, yes!” said la Peyrade
with a sigh, “I’ll lift it; for since the
day you made me eat this bread of anguish I’ve
become terribly sick of it.”
“Cerizet,” said Dutocq,
“has a plan that will feed you more succulently.”
Nothing more was said at the moment,
for justice had to be done to the excellent fare ordered
by Cerizet in honor of his coming lease. As usually
happens at dinners where affairs are likely to be discussed,
each man, with his mind full of them, took pains not
to approach those topics, fearing to compromise his
advantages by seeming eager; the conversation, therefore,
continued for a long time on general subjects, and
it was not until the dessert was served that Cerizet
brought himself to ask la Peyrade what had been settled
about the terms of his lease.
“Nothing, my friend,” replied Theodose.
“What! nothing? I certainly
allowed you time enough to decide the matter.”
“Well, as to that, something
is decided. There will not be any principal tenant
at all; Mademoiselle Brigitte is going to let the
house herself.”
“That’s a singular thing,”
said Cerizet, stiffly. “After your agreement
with me, I certainly did not expect such a result as
this.”
“How can I help it, my dear
fellow? I agreed with you, barring amendments
on the other side; I wasn’t able to give another
turn to the affair. In her natural character
as a managing woman and a sample of perpetual motion,
Brigitte has reflected that she might as well manage
that house herself and put into her own pocket the
profits you proposed to make. I said all I could
about the cares and annoyances which she would certainly
saddle upon herself. ‘Oh! nonsense!’
she said; ‘they’ll stir my blood and do
my health good!’”
“It is pitiable!” said
Cerizet. “That poor old maid will never
know which end to take hold of; she doesn’t
imagine what it is to have an empty house, and which
must be filled with tenants from garret to cellar.”
“I plied her with all those
arguments,” replied la Peyrade; “but I
couldn’t move her resolution. Don’t
you see, my dear democrats, you stirred up the revolution
of ’89; you thought to make a fine speculation
in dethroning the noble by the bourgeois, and the end
of it is you are shoved out yourselves. This
looks like paradox; but you’ve found out now
that the peasant and clodhopper isn’t malleable;
he can’t be forced down and kept under like the
noble. The aristocracy, on behalf of its dignity,
would not condescend to common cares, and was therefore
dependent on a crowd of plebeian servitors to whom
it had to trust for three-fourths of the actions of
its own life. That was the reign of stewards
and bailiffs, wily fellows, into whose hands the interests
of the great families passed, and who fed and grew
fat on the parings of the great fortunes they managed.
But now-a-days, utilitarian theories, as they call
them, have come to the fore,—’We
are never so well served as by ourselves,’ ’There’s
no shame in attending to one’s own business,’
and many other bourgeois maxims which have suppressed
the role of intermediaries. Why shouldn’t
Mademoiselle Brigitte Thuillier manage her own house
when dukes and peers go in person to the Bourse, where
such men sign their own leases and read the deeds
before they sign them, and go themselves to the notary,
whom, in former days, they considered a servant.”
During this time Cerizet had time
to recover from the blow he had just received squarely
in the face, and to think of the transition he had
to make from one set of interests to the other, of
which he was now the agent.
“What you are declaiming there
is all very clever,” he said, carelessly, “but
the thing that proves to me our defeat is the fact
that you are not on the terms with Mademoiselle Thuillier
you would have us believe you are. She is slipping
through your fingers; and I don’t think that
marriage is anything like as certain as Dutocq and
I have been fancying it was.”
“Well, no doubt,” said
la Peyrade, “there are still some touches to
be given to our sketch, but I believe it is well under
way.”
“And I think, on the contrary,
that you have lost ground; and the reason is simple:
you have done those people an immense service; and
that’s a thing never forgiven.”
“Well, we shall see,”
said la Peyrade. “I have more than one hold
upon them.”
“No, you are mistaken.
You thought you did a brilliant thing in putting them
on a pinnacle, but the fact is you emancipated them;
they’ll keep you now at heel. The human
heart, particularly the bourgeois heart, is made that
way. If I were in your place I shouldn’t
feel so sure of being on solid ground, and if something
else turned up that offered me a good chance—”
“What! just because I couldn’t
get you the lease of that house do you want to knock
everything to pieces?”
“No,” said Cerizet, “I
am not looking at the matter in the light of my own
interests; I don’t doubt that as a trustworthy
friend you have done every imaginable thing to promote
them; but I think the manner in which you have been
shoved aside a very disturbing symptom. It even
decides me to tell you something I did not intend to
speak of; because, in my opinion, when persons start
a course they ought to keep on steadily, looking neither
forward nor back, and not allowing themselves to be
diverted to other aspirations.”
“Ah ca!” cried la Peyrade,
“what does all this verbiage mean? Have
you anything to propose to me? What’s the
price of it?”
“My dear Theodose,” said
Cerizet, paying no attention to the impertinence,
“you yourself can judge of the value of discovering
a young girl, well brought-up, adorned with beauty
and talents and a ‘dot’ equal to that
of Celeste, which she has in her own right, plus
fifty thousand francs’ worth of diamonds (as
Mademoiselle Georges says on her posters in the provinces),
and, moreover,—a fact which ought to strike
the mind of an ambitious man,—a strong political
influence, which she can use for a husband.”
“And this treasure you hold
in your hand?” said la Peyrade, in a tone of
incredulity.
“Better still, I am authorized
to offer it to you; in fact, I might say that I am
charged to do so.”
“My friend, you are poking fun
at me; unless, indeed, this phoenix has some hideous
or prohibitory defect.”
“Well, I’ll admit,”
said Cerizet, “that there is a slight objection,
not on the score of family, for, to tell the truth,
the young woman has none—”
“Ah!” said la Peyrade,
“a natural child—Well, what next?”
“Next, she is not so very young,—something
like twenty-nine or so; but there’s nothing
easier than to turn an elderly girl into a young widow
if you have imagination.”
“Is that all the venom in it?”
“Yes, all that is irreparable.”
“What do you mean by that? Is it a case
of rhinoplasty?”
Addressed to Cerizet the word had
an aggressive air, which, in fact, was noticeable
since the beginning of the dinner in the whole manner
and conversation of the barrister. But it did
not suit the purpose of the negotiator to resent it.
“No,” he replied, “our
nose is as well made as our foot and our waist; but
we may, perhaps, have a slight touch of hysteria.”
“Oh! very good,” said
la Peyrade; “and as from hysteria to insanity
there is but a step—”
“Well, yes,” interrupted
Cerizet, hastily, “sorrows have affected our
brain slightly; but the doctors are unanimous in their
diagnosis; they all say that after the birth of the
first child not a trace will remain of this little
trouble.”
“I am willing to admit that
doctors are infallible,” replied la Peyrade;
“but, in spite of your discouragement, you must
allow me, my friend, to persist in my suit to Mademoiselle
Colleville. Perhaps it is ridiculous to confess
it, but the truth is I am gradually falling in love
with that little girl. It isn’t that her
beauty is resplendent, or that the glitter of her
‘dot’ has dazzled me, but I find in that
child a great fund of sound sense joined to simplicity;
and, what to mind is of greater consequence, her sincere
and solid piety attracts me; I think a husband ought
to be very happy with her.”
“Yes,” said Cerizet, who,
having been on the stage, may very well have known
his Moliere, “this marriage will crown your wishes
with all good; it will be filled with sweetness and
with pleasures.”
The allusion to Tartuffe was keenly
felt by la Peyrade, who took it up and said, hotly:—
“The contact with innocence
will disinfect me of the vile atmosphere in which
I have lived too long.”
“And you will pay your notes
of hand,” added Cerizet, “which I advise
you to do with the least possible delay; for Dutocq
here was saying to me just now that he would like
to see the color of your money.”
“I? not at all,” interposed
Dutocq. “I think, on the contrary, that
our friend has a right to the delay.”
“Well,” said la Peyrade,
“I agree with Cerizet. I hold that the less
a debt is due, and therefore the more insecure and
open to contention it is, the sooner one ought to
free one’s self by paying it.”
“But, my dear la Peyrade,”
said Dutocq, “why take this bitter tone?”
Pulling from his pocket a portfolio, la Peyrade said:—
“Have you those notes with you, Dutocq?”
“Faith! no, my dear fellow,”
replied Dutocq, “I don’t carry them about
with me; besides, they are in Cerizet’s hands.”
“Well,” said the barrister,
rising, “whenever you come to my house I’ll
pay you on the nail, as Cerizet can tell you.”
“What! are you going to leave
us without your coffee?” said Cerizet, amazed
to the last degree.
“Yes; I have an arbitration
case at eight o’clock. Besides, we have
said all we had to say. You haven’t your
lease, but you’ve got your twenty five thousand
francs in full, and those of Dutocq are ready for
him whenever he chooses to come to my office.
I see nothing now to prevent me from going where my
private business calls me, and I therefore very cordially
bid you good-bye.”
“Ah ca! Dutocq,”
cried Cerizet, as la Peyrade disappeared, “this
means a rupture.”
“Prepared with the utmost care,”
added Dutocq. “Did you notice the air with
which he pulled out that pocket-book?”
“But where the devil,”
said the usurer, “could he have got the money?”
“Probably,” replied Dutocq,
sarcastically, “where he got that with which
he paid you in full for those notes you sold at a sacrifice.”
“My dear Dutocq,” said
Cerizet, “I’ll explain to you the circumstances
under which that insolent fellow freed himself, and
you’ll see if he didn’t rob me of fifteen
thousand francs.”
“Possibly, but you, my worthy
clerk, were trying to get ten thousand away from me.”
“No, no; I was positively ordered
to buy up your claim; and you ought to remember that
my offer had risen to twenty thousand when Theodose
came in.”
“Well,” said Dutocq, “when
we leave here we’ll go to your house, where
you will give me those notes; for, you’ll understand
that to-morrow morning, at the earliest decent hour,
I shall go to la Peyrade’s office; I don’t
mean to let his paying humor cool.”
“And right you are; for I can
tell you now that before long there’ll be a
fine upset in his life.”
“Then the thing is really serious—this
tale of a crazy woman you want him to marry?
I must say that in his place, with these money-matters
evidently on the rise, I should have backed out of
your proposals just as he did. Ninas and Ophelias
are all very well on the stage, but in a home—”
“In a home, when they bring
a ‘dot,’ we can be their guardian,”
replied Cerizet, sententiously. “In point
of fact, we get a fortune and not a wife.”
“Well,” said Dutocq, “that’s
one way to look at it.”
“If you are willing,”
said Cerizet, “let us go and take our coffee
somewhere else. This dinner has turned out so
foolishly that I want to get out of this room, where
there’s no air.” He rang for the waiter.
“Garcon!” he said, “the bill.”
“Monsieur, it is paid.”
“Paid! by whom?”
“By the gentleman who just went out.”
“But this is outrageous,”
cried Cerizet. “I ordered the dinner, and
you allow some one else to pay for it!”
“It wasn’t I, monsieur,”
said the waiter; “the gentleman went and paid
the ‘dame du comptoir’; she must have thought
it was arranged between you. Besides, it is not
so uncommon for gentlemen to have friendly disputes
about paying.”
“That’s enough,” said Cerizet, dismissing
the waiter.
“Won’t these gentlemen
take their coffee?—it is paid for,”
said the man before he left the room.
“A good reason for not taking
it,” replied Cerizet, angrily. “It
is really inconceivable that in a house of this kind
such an egregious blunder should be committed.
What do you think of such insolence?” he added,
when the waiter had left the room.
“Bah!” exclaimed Dutocq,
taking his hat, “it is a schoolboy proceeding;
he wanted to show he had money; it is easy to see he
never had any before.”
“No, no! that’s not it,”
said Cerizet; “he meant to mark the rupture.
‘I will not owe you even a dinner,’ is
what he says to me.”
“But, after all,” said
Dutocq, “this banquet was given to celebrate
your enthronement as principal tenant of the grand
house. Well, he has failed to get you the lease,
and I can understand that his conscience was uneasy
at letting you pay for a dinner which, like those notes
of mine, were an ‘obligation without cause.’”
Cerizet made no reply to this malicious
observation. They had reached the counter where
reigned the dame who had permitted the improper payment,
and, for the sake of his dignity, the usurer thought
it proper to make a fuss. After which the two
men departed, and the copying-clerk took his employer
to a low coffee-house in the Passage du Saumon.
There Cerizet recovered his good-humor; he was like
a fish out of water suddenly returned to his native
element; for he had reached that state of degradation
when he felt ill at ease in places frequented by good
society; and it was with a sort of sensuous pleasure
that he felt himself back in the vulgar place where
they were noisily playing pool for the benefit of
a “former conqueror of the Bastille.”
In this establishment Cerizet enjoyed
the fame of being a skilful billiard-player, and he
was now entreated to take part in a game already begun.
In technical language, he “bought his ball”;
that is, one of the players sold him his turn and
his chances. Dutocq profited by this arrangement
to slip away, on pretence of inquiring for a sick
friend.
Presently, in his shirt-sleeves, with
a pipe between his lips, Cerizet made one of those
masterly strokes which bring down the house with frantic
applause. As he waited a moment, looking about
him triumphantly, his eye lighted on a terrible kill-joy.
Standing among the spectators with his chin on his
cane, du Portail was steadily watching him.
A tinge of red showed itself in Cerizet’s
cheeks. He hesitated to bow or to recognize the
old gentleman, a most unlikely person to meet in such
a place. Not knowing how to take the unpleasant
encounter, he went on playing; but his hand betrayed
his uneasiness, and presently an unlucky stroke threw
him out of the game. While he was putting on
his coat in a tolerably ill-humor, du Portail passed,
almost brushing him, on his way to the door.
“Rue Montmartre, at the farther
end of the Passage,” said the old man, in a
low tone.
When they met, Cerizet had the bad
taste to try to explain the disreputable position
in which he had just been detected.
“But,” said du Portail,
“in order to see you there, I had to be there
myself.”
“True,” returned Cerizet.
“I was rather surprised to see a quiet inhabitant
of the Saint-Sulpice quarter in such a place.”
“It merely proves to you,”
said the little old man, in a tone which cut short
all explanation, and all curiosity, “that I am
in the habit of going pretty nearly everywhere, and
that my star leads me into the path of those persons
whom I wish to meet. I was thinking of you at
the very moment you came in. Well, what have you
done?”
“Nothing good,” replied
Cerizet. “After playing me a devilish trick
which deprived me of a magnificent bit of business,
our man rejected your overture with scorn. There
is no hope whatever in that claim of Dutocq’s;
for la Peyrade is chock-full of money; he wanted to
pay the notes just now, and to-morrow morning he will
certainly do so.”
“Does he regard his marriage
to this Demoiselle Colleville as a settled thing?”
“He not only considers it settled,
but he is trying now to make people believe it is
a love-match. He rattled off a perfect tirade
to convince me that he is really in love.”
“Very well,” said du Portail,
wishing, perhaps, to show that he could, on occasion,
use the slang of a low billiard-room, “‘stop
the charge’” (meaning: Do nothing
more); “I will undertake to bring monsieur to
reason. But come and see me to-morrow, and tell
me all about the family he intends to enter.
You have failed in this affair; but don’t mind
that; I shall have others for you.”
So saying, he signed to the driver
of an empty citadine, which was passing, got into
it, and, with a nod to Cerizet, told the man to drive
to the rue Honore-Chevalier.
As Cerizet walked down the rue Montmartre
to regain the Estrapade quarter, he puzzled his brains
to divine who that little old man with the curt speech,
the imperious manner, and a tone that seemed to cast
upon all those with whom he spoke a boarding-grapnel,
could be; a man, too, who came from such a distance
to spend his evening in a place where, judging by
his clothes alone, he had no business to be.
Cerizet had reached the Market without
finding any solution to that problem, when he was
roughly shaken out of it by a heavy blow in the back.
Turning hastily, he found himself in presence of Madame
Cardinal, an encounter with whom, at a spot where she
came every morning to get fish to peddle, was certainly
not surprising.
Since that evening in Toupillier’s
garret, the worthy woman, in spite of the clemency
so promptly shown to her, had judged it imprudent to
make other than very short apparitions in her own domicile,
and for the last two days she had been drowning among
the liquor-dealers (called “retailers of comfort”)
the pangs of her defeat. With flaming face and
thickened voice she now addressed her late accomplice:—
“Well, papa,” she said,
“what happened after I left you with that little
old fellow?”
“I made him understand in a
very few words,” replied the banker of the poor,
“that it was all a mistake as to me. In
this affair, my dear Madame Cardinal, you behaved
with a really unpardonable heedlessness. How
came you to ask my assistance in obtaining your inheritance
from your uncle, when with proper inquiry you might
have known there was a natural daughter, in whose
favor he had long declared he should make a will?
That little old man, who interrupted you in your foolish
attempt to anticipate your legacy, was no other than
the guardian of the daughter to whom everything is
left.”
“Ha! guardian, indeed! a fine
thing, guardian!” cried the Cardinal. “To
talk of a woman of my age, just because I wanted to
see if my uncle owned anything at all, to talk to
me of the police! It’s hateful!
it’s disgusting!”
“Come, come!” said Cerizet,
“you needn’t complain; you got off cheaply.”
“Well, and you, who broke the
locks and said you were going to take the diamonds,
under color of marrying my daughter! Just as if
she would have you,—a legitimate daughter
like her! ‘Never, mother,’ said she;
‘never will I give my heart to a man with such
a nose.’”
“So you’ve found her, have you?”
said Cerizet.
“Not until last night.
She has left her blackguard of a player, and she is
now, I flatter myself, in a fine position, eating money;
has her citadine by the month, and is much respected
by a barrister who would marry her at once, but he
has got to wait till his parents die, for the father
happens to be mayor, and the government wouldn’t
like it.”
“What mayor?”
“11th arrondissement,—Minard,
powerfully rich, used to do a business in cocoa.”
“Ah! very good! very good!
I know all about him. You say Olympe is living
with his son?”
“Well, not to say living together,
for that would make talk, though he only sees her
with good motives. He lives at home with his father,
but he has bought their furniture, and has put it,
and my daughter, too, into a lodging in the Chausee
d’Antin; stylish quarter, isn’t it?”
“It seems to me pretty well
arranged,” said Cerizet; “and as Heaven,
it appears, didn’t destine us for each other—”
“No, yes, well, that’s
how it was; and I think that girl is going to give
me great satisfaction; and there’s something
I want to consult you about.”
“What?” demanded Cerizet.
“Well, my daughter being in
luck, I don’t think I ought to continue to cry
fish in the streets; and now that my uncle has disinherited
me, I have, it seems to me, a right to an ‘elementary
allowance.’”
“You are dreaming, my poor woman;
your daughter is a minor; it is you who ought to be
feeding her; the law doesn’t require her to give
you aliment.”
“Then do you mean,” said
Madame Cardinal, “that those who have nothing
are to give to those who have much? A fine thing
such a law as that! It’s as bad as guardians
who, for nothing at all, talk about calling the police.
Yes! I’d like to see ’em calling the
police to me! Let ’em guillotine me!
It won’t prevent my saying that the rich are
swindlers; yes, swindlers! and the people ought to
make another revolution to get their rights; and then,
my lad, you, and my daughter, and barrister Minard,
and that little old guardian, you’ll all come
down under it—”
Perceiving that his ex-mother-in-law
was reaching stage of exaltation that was not unalarming,
Cerizet hastened to get away, her epithets pursuing
him for more than a hundred feet; but he comforted
himself by thinking that he would make her pay for
them the next time she came to his back to ask for
a “convenience.”