MR. TEDDY HENFREY’S FIRST IMPRESSIONS
At four o’clock, when it was
fairly dark and Mrs. Hall was screwing up her courage
to go in and ask her visitor if he would take some
tea, Teddy Henfrey, the clock-jobber, came into the
bar. “My sakes! Mrs. Hall,”
said he, “but this is terrible weather for thin
boots!” The snow outside was falling faster.
Mrs. Hall agreed, and then noticed
he had his bag with him. “Now you’re
here, Mr. Teddy,” said she, “I’d
be glad if you’d give th’ old clock in
the parlour a bit of a look. ’Tis going,
and it strikes well and hearty; but the hour-hand
won’t do nuthin’ but point at six.”
And leading the way, she went across
to the parlour door and rapped and entered.
Her visitor, she saw as she opened
the door, was seated in the armchair before the fire,
dozing it would seem, with his bandaged head drooping
on one side. The only light in the room was the
red glow from the fire—which lit his eyes
like adverse railway signals, but left his downcast
face in darkness—and the scanty vestiges
of the day that came in through the open door.
Everything was ruddy, shadowy, and indistinct to her,
the more so since she had just been lighting the bar
lamp, and her eyes were dazzled. But for a second
it seemed to her that the man she looked at had an
enormous mouth wide open—a vast and incredible
mouth that swallowed the whole of the lower portion
of his face. It was the sensation of a moment:
the white-bound head, the monstrous goggle eyes, and
this huge yawn below it. Then he stirred, started
up in his chair, put up his hand. She opened
the door wide, so that the room was lighter, and she
saw him more clearly, with the muffler held up to
his face just as she had seen him hold the serviette
before. The shadows, she fancied, had tricked
her.
“Would you mind, sir, this man
a-coming to look at the clock, sir?” she said,
recovering from the momentary shock.
“Look at the clock?” he
said, staring round in a drowsy manner, and speaking
over his hand, and then, getting more fully awake,
“certainly.”
Mrs. Hall went away to get a lamp,
and he rose and stretched himself. Then came
the light, and Mr. Teddy Henfrey, entering, was confronted
by this bandaged person. He was, he says, “taken
aback.”
“Good afternoon,” said
the stranger, regarding him—as Mr. Henfrey
says, with a vivid sense of the dark spectacles—“like
a lobster.”
“I hope,” said Mr. Henfrey, “that
it’s no intrusion.”
“None whatever,” said
the stranger. “Though, I understand,”
he said turning to Mrs. Hall, “that this room
is really to be mine for my own private use.”
“I thought, sir,” said
Mrs. Hall, “you’d prefer the clock—”
“Certainly,” said the
stranger, “certainly—but, as a rule,
I like to be alone and undisturbed.
“But I’m really glad to
have the clock seen to,” he said, seeing a certain
hesitation in Mr. Henfrey’s manner. “Very
glad.” Mr. Henfrey had intended to apologise
and withdraw, but this anticipation reassured him.
The stranger turned round with his back to the fireplace
and put his hands behind his back. “And
presently,” he said, “when the clock-mending
is over, I think I should like to have some tea.
But not till the clock-mending is over.”
Mrs. Hall was about to leave the room—she
made no conversational advances this time, because
she did not want to be snubbed in front of Mr. Henfrey—when
her visitor asked her if she had made any arrangements
about his boxes at Bramblehurst. She told him
she had mentioned the matter to the postman, and that
the carrier could bring them over on the morrow.
“You are certain that is the earliest?”
he said.
She was certain, with a marked coldness.
“I should explain,” he
added, “what I was really too cold and fatigued
to do before, that I am an experimental investigator.”
“Indeed, sir,” said Mrs. Hall, much impressed.
“And my baggage contains apparatus and appliances.”
“Very useful things indeed they are, sir,”
said Mrs. Hall.
“And I’m very naturally anxious to get
on with my inquiries.”
“Of course, sir.”
“My reason for coming to Iping,”
he proceeded, with a certain deliberation of manner,
“was … a desire for solitude. I do not
wish to be disturbed in my work. In addition to
my work, an accident—”
“I thought as much,” said Mrs. Hall to
herself.
“—necessitates a
certain retirement. My eyes—are sometimes
so weak and painful that I have to shut myself up
in the dark for hours together. Lock myself up.
Sometimes—now and then. Not at present,
certainly. At such times the slightest disturbance,
the entry of a stranger into the room, is a source
of excruciating annoyance to me—it is well
these things should be understood.”
“Certainly, sir,” said
Mrs. Hall. “And if I might make so bold
as to ask—”
“That I think, is all,”
said the stranger, with that quietly irresistible
air of finality he could assume at will. Mrs.
Hall reserved her question and sympathy for a better
occasion.
After Mrs. Hall had left the room,
he remained standing in front of the fire, glaring,
so Mr. Henfrey puts it, at the clock-mending.
Mr. Henfrey not only took off the hands of the clock,
and the face, but extracted the works; and he tried
to work in as slow and quiet and unassuming a manner
as possible. He worked with the lamp close to
him, and the green shade threw a brilliant light upon
his hands, and upon the frame and wheels, and left
the rest of the room shadowy. When he looked
up, coloured patches swam in his eyes. Being
constitutionally of a curious nature, he had removed
the works—a quite unnecessary proceeding—with
the idea of delaying his departure and perhaps falling
into conversation with the stranger. But the
stranger stood there, perfectly silent and still.
So still, it got on Henfrey’s nerves. He
felt alone in the room and looked up, and there, grey
and dim, was the bandaged head and huge blue lenses
staring fixedly, with a mist of green spots drifting
in front of them. It was so uncanny to Henfrey
that for a minute they remained staring blankly at
one another. Then Henfrey looked down again.
Very uncomfortable position! One would like to
say something. Should he remark that the weather
was very cold for the time of year?
He looked up as if to take aim with
that introductory shot. “The weather—”
he began.
“Why don’t you finish
and go?” said the rigid figure, evidently in
a state of painfully suppressed rage. “All
you’ve got to do is to fix the hour-hand on
its axle. You’re simply humbugging—”
“Certainly, sir—one
minute more. I overlooked—” and
Mr. Henfrey finished and went.
But he went feeling excessively annoyed.
“Damn it!” said Mr. Henfrey to himself,
trudging down the village through the thawing snow;
“a man must do a clock at times, sure-ly.”
And again “Can’t a man look at you?—Ugly!”
And yet again, “Seemingly not.
If the police was wanting you you couldn’t be
more wropped and bandaged.”
At Gleeson’s corner he saw Hall,
who had recently married the stranger’s hostess
at the “Coach and Horses,” and who now
drove the Iping conveyance, when occasional people
required it, to Sidderbridge Junction, coming towards
him on his return from that place. Hall had evidently
been “stopping a bit” at Sidderbridge,
to judge by his driving. “’Ow do, Teddy?”
he said, passing.
“You got a rum un up home!” said Teddy.
Hall very sociably pulled up. “What’s
that?” he asked.
“Rum-looking customer stopping
at the ‘Coach and Horses,’” said
Teddy. “My sakes!”
And he proceeded to give Hall a vivid
description of his grotesque guest. “Looks
a bit like a disguise, don’t it? I’d
like to see a man’s face if I had him stopping
in my place,” said Henfrey. “But
women are that trustful—where strangers
are concerned. He’s took your rooms and
he ain’t even given a name, Hall.”
“You don’t say so!”
said Hall, who was a man of sluggish apprehension.
“Yes,” said Teddy.
“By the week. Whatever he is, you can’t
get rid of him under the week. And he’s
got a lot of luggage coming to-morrow, so he says.
Let’s hope it won’t be stones in boxes,
Hall.”
He told Hall how his aunt at Hastings
had been swindled by a stranger with empty portmanteaux.
Altogether he left Hall vaguely suspicious. “Get
up, old girl,” said Hall. “I s’pose
I must see ’bout this.”
Teddy trudged on his way with his
mind considerably relieved.
Instead of “seeing ’bout
it,” however, Hall on his return was severely
rated by his wife on the length of time he had spent
in Sidderbridge, and his mild inquiries were answered
snappishly and in a manner not to the point.
But the seed of suspicion Teddy had sown germinated
in the mind of Mr. Hall in spite of these discouragements.
“You wim’ don’t know everything,”
said Mr. Hall, resolved to ascertain more about the
personality of his guest at the earliest possible
opportunity. And after the stranger had gone
to bed, which he did about half-past nine, Mr. Hall
went very aggressively into the parlour and looked
very hard at his wife’s furniture, just to show
that the stranger wasn’t master there, and scrutinised
closely and a little contemptuously a sheet of mathematical
computations the stranger had left. When retiring
for the night he instructed Mrs. Hall to look very
closely at the stranger’s luggage when it came
next day.
“You mind you own business,
Hall,” said Mrs. Hall, “and I’ll
mind mine.”
She was all the more inclined to snap
at Hall because the stranger was undoubtedly an unusually
strange sort of stranger, and she was by no means
assured about him in her own mind. In the middle
of the night she woke up dreaming of huge white heads
like turnips, that came trailing after her, at the
end of interminable necks, and with vast black eyes.
But being a sensible woman, she subdued her terrors
and turned over and went to sleep again.