I
THE SORROWS OF MONSIEUR
DE TRAILLES
During the evening which followed
the election in which he had played a part so humiliating
to his vanity, Maxime de Trailles returned to Paris.
It might be supposed that in making, on his arrival,
a rapid toilet and ordering his carriage to be instantly
brought round, he was hastening to pay a visit to
the Comte de Rastignac, minister of Public Works,
to whom he must have desired to render an account of
his mission, and explain as best he could the reasons
of its ill-success.
But another and more pressing interest
seemed to claim him.
“To Colonel Franchessini’s,” he
said to his coachman.
Arriving at the gate of one of the
prettiest hotels in the quartier Breda, and
nodding to the concierge, he received an affirmative
sign, which meant, “Monsieur is at home”;
and at the same time a valet appeared on the portico
to receive him.
“Is the colonel visible?” he asked.
“He has just gone into madame’s
room. Does monsieur wish me to call him?”
“No, I’ll wait for him in the study.”
Then, like one familiar with the house,
and without waiting for the servant to usher him,
he entered a large room on the ground-floor, which
looked into a garden, and was filled with a miscellaneous
collection of articles testifying to the colonel’s
habits and tastes. Books, charts, and maps certainly
justified the word “study”; but, as a
frantic sportsman and member of the Jockey Club, the
colonel had allowed this sanctum of mental labor and
knowledge to become, by degrees, his smoking, fencing,
and harness room. Pipes and weapons of all shapes
and all lands, saddles, hunting-whips, spurs, bits
of many patterns, foils and boxing-gloves formed a
queer and heterogenous collection. However, by
thus surrounding his daily life with the objects of
his favorite studies, the colonel proved himself
a man who possessed the courage of his opinions.
In fact, he openly said that, beyond a passing notice,
there was no reading worth a man’s attention
except the “Stud Journal.”
It is to be supposed, however, that
politics had managed in some way to slip into this
existence devoted to muscular exercise and the hippic
science, for, from a heap of the morning journals disdainfully
flung upon the floor by the worthy colonel, Monsieur
de Trailles picked up a copy of the legitimist organ,
in which he read, under the heading of ELECTIONS,
the following article:
The staff of the National Guard and the
Jockey Club, which had various representatives in
the last Chamber, have just sent one of their shining
notabilities to the one about to open. Colonel
Franchessini, so well known for his ardor in punishing
the refractories of the National Guard, has been
elected almost unanimously in one of the rotten
boroughs of the civil list. It is supposed
that he will take his seat beside the phalanx of other
henchmen, and show himself in the Chamber, as he
has elsewhere, one of the firmest supporters of
the policy of the present order of things.
As Maxime finished reading the article,
the colonel entered.
After serving the Empire for a very
short time, Colonel Franchessini had become one of
the most brilliant colonels of the Restoration; but
in consequence of certain mists which had risen about
the perfect honorableness of his character he had
found himself obliged to send in his resignation,
so that in 1830 he was fully prepared to devote himself
in the most ardent manner to the dynasty of July.
He did not re-enter military service, because, shortly
after his misadventure he had met with an Englishwoman,
enormously rich, who being taken with his beauty,
worthy at that time of the Antinous, had made him her
husband, and the colonel henceforth contented himself
with the epaulets of the staff of the National Guard.
He became, in that position, one of the most exacting
and turbulent of blusterers, and through the influence
of that quality combined with the fortune his wife
had given him, he had just been elected, as the paper
stated, to the Chamber of deputies. Approaching
the fifties, like his friend de Trailles, Colonel
Franchessini had still some pretensions to the after-glow
of youth, which his slim figure and agile military
bearing seemed likely to preserve to him for some
time longer. Although he had conquered the difficulty
of his gray hair, reducing its silvery reflections
by keeping it cut very close, he was less resigned
to the scantiness of his moustache, which he wore
in youthful style, twirled to a sharp point by means
of a Hungarian cosmetic, which also preserved to a
certain degree its primitive color. But whoso
wants to prove too much proves nothing, and in the
black which the colonel used there was noticeably
a raw tone, and an equality of shade too perfect for
truth of nature. Hence his countenance, swarthy
and strongly marked with the Italian origin indicated
by his name, had an expression of singular rigidity,
to which his features, now become angular, his piercing
glance, and his nose like the beak of a bird of prey,
did not afford the requisite corrective.
“Hey, Maxime!” he cried,
shaking hands with his visitor, “where the devil
do you come from? It is more than a fortnight
since I have seen you at the club.”
“Where do I come from?”
replied Monsieur de Trailles. “I’ll
tell you presently; but first let me congratulate
you on your election.”
“Yes,” said the colonel,
with apparent indifference, “they would
put me up; but I assure you, upon my honor, I was
very innocent of it all, and if no one had done more
than I—”
“But, my dear fellow, you are
a blessed choice for that arrondissement; I only wish
that the electors I have had to do with were equally
intelligent.”
“What! have you been standing
for election? I didn’t suppose, taking
into consideration the—rather troubled state
of your finances, that you could manage it.”
“True, and I was not electioneering
on my own account. Rastignac was uneasy about
the arrondissement of Arcis-sur-Aube, and he asked
me to go down there for a few days.”
“Arcis-sur-Aube? Seems
to me I read an article about that this morning in
one of those cabbage-leaves. Horrid choice, isn’t
it?—some plasterer or image-maker they
propose to send us?”
“Precisely; and it is about
that very thing I have come to see you before I see
the others. I have just arrived, and I don’t
want to go to Rastignac until after I have talked
with you.”
“How is he getting on, that
little minister?” said the colonel, taking no
notice of the clever steps by which Maxime was gravitating
toward the object of his visit. “They seem
to be satisfied with him at the palace. Do you
know that little Nucingen whom he married?”
“Yes, I often see Rastignac;
he is a very old acquaintance of mine.”
“She is pretty, that little
thing,” continued the colonel, “very pretty;
and I think, the first year of marriage well buried,
one might risk one’s self in that direction
with some success.”
“Come, come,” said Maxime,
“you are a serious man now, a legislator!
As for me, the mere meddling in electoral matters in
the interests of other people has sobered me.”
“Did you say you went to Arcis-sur-Aube
to hinder the election of that stone-cutter?”
“Not at all; I went there to
throw myself in the way of the election of a Left-centre
candidate.”
“Pah! the Left, pure and simple,
is hardly worse. But take a cigar; these are
excellent. The princes smoke them.”
The colonel rose and rang the bell,
saying to the servant when he came, “A light!”
The cigars lighted, Monsieur de Trailles
endeavored to prevent another interruption by declaring
before he was questioned that he had never smoked
anything more exquisite. Comfortably ensconced
in his arm-chair, the colonel seemed to offer the
hope of a less fugacious attention, and Monsieur de
Trailles resumed:—
“All went well at first.
To crush the candidate the ministry wanted to be rid
of,—a lawyer, and the worst sort of cad,—I
unearthed a stocking-maker, a fearful fool, whom I
persuaded to offer himself as candidate. The
worthy man was convinced that he belonged to the dynastic
opposition. That is the opinion which, for the
time being, prevails in that region. The election,
thanks to me, was as good as made; and, our man once
in Paris, the great Seducer in the Tuileries had only
to say five words to him, and this dynastic opposer
could have been turned inside out like one of this
own stockings, and made to do whatever was wanted
of him.”
“Pretty well played that!”
said the colonel. “I recognize my Maxime.”
“You will recognize him still
farther when he tells you that he was able, without
recourse to perquisites, to make his own little profit
out of the affair. In order to graft a little
parliamentary ambition upon my vegetable, I addressed
myself to his wife,—a rather appetizing
provincial, though past her prime.”
“Yes, yes, I see; very good!”
said Franchessini; “husband made deputy —satisfied—shut
his mouth.”
“You are all wrong, my dear
fellow; the pair have an only daughter, a spoilt child,
nineteen years old, very agreeable face, and something
like a million in her pocket.”
“But, my dear Maxime, I passed
your tailor’s house last night, and it was not
illuminated.”
“No; that would have been premature.
However, here was the situation: two women frantic
to get to Paris; gratitude to the skies for the man
who would get them an introduction to the Palais-Bourbon;
the little one crazy for the title of countess; the
mother transported at the idea, carefully insinuated
by me, of holding a political salon,—you
must see all that such a situation offers, and you
know me too well, I fancy, to suppose that I should
fall below any of its opportunities.”
“Quite easy in mind as to that,”
said the colonel, getting up to open a window and
let out the smoke of their two cigars.
“I was on the point,”
continued Maxime, “of pocketing both daughter
and dot, when there fell from the skies, or
rather there rose from the nether regions, a Left
candidate, the stone-cutter, as you call him, a man
with two names,—in short, a natural son—”
“Ha!” said the colonel,
“those fellows do have lucky stars, to be sure.
I am not surprised if one of them mowed the grass from
under your feet.”
“My dear friend,” said
Maxime, “if we were in the middle ages, I should
explain by magic and sorcery the utter discomfiture
of my candidate, and the election of the stone-man,
whom you are fated to have for your colleague.
How is it possible to believe, what is however the
fact, that an old tricoteuse, a former friend
of Danton, and now the abbess of a convent of Ursulines,
should actually, by the help of her nephew, an obscure
organist in Paris, have so bewitched the whole electoral
college that this upstart has been elected by a large
majority?”
“But I suppose he had some friends
and acquaintances in the town?”
“Not the ghost of one,—unless
it might be that nun. Fortune, relations, father,
even a name, he never had until the day of his arrival
at Arcis two weeks ago; and now, if you please, the
Comte Charles de Sallenauve, seigneur of the chateau
of Arcis, is elected to the Chamber of deputies!
God only knows how it was done! The pretended
head of a former great family, representing himself
as absent in foreign lands for many years, suddenly
appears with this schemer before a notary in Arcis,
recognizes him at a gallop as his son, buys the chateau
of Arcis and presents it to him, and is off during
the night before any one could even know what road
he took. The trick thus played, the abbess and
her aide-de-camp, the organist, launched the candidate,
and at once republicans, legitimists, conservatives,
clergy, nobility, bourgeoisie, in fact everybody, as
if by some spell cast upon that region, all did the
bidding of that old witch of a nun, and without the
stalwart battalion of the functionaries (who under
my eye stood firm and did not flinch), his election
would have been, like yours, unanimous.”
“Then, my poor friend, good-bye to the dot.”
“Not precisely; though it must
certainly be adjourned. The father grumbles because
the blessed tranquillity of his life was disturbed
and he himself covered with ridicule, though the poor
dear man had already enough of that! The daughter
still wants to be a countess, but the mother takes
it hard that her political salon should be floating
away from her, and God knows how far I shall be led
in order to comfort her. Besides all this, I
myself am goaded by the necessity of having to find
the solution of my own problem pretty soon. I
had found it there: I intended to marry,
and take a year to settle my affairs; at the next
session I should have made my father-in-law resign
and stepped into his seat in the Chamber; then, you
understand, what an horizon before me!”
“But, my dear fellow, political
horizon apart, don’t let that million slip through
your fingers.”
“Oh, heavens! as for that, except
for the delay, I feel safe enough. My future
family is about to remove to Paris. After this
mortifying defeat, life in Arcis will not be endurable.
Beauvisage (forgive the name, it is that of my adopted
family)—Beauvisage is like Coriolanus,
ready if he can to bring fire and slaughter on his
ungrateful birthplace. Besides, in transplanting
themselves hither, these unfortunate exiles know where
to lay their heads, being the owners of the hotel
Beauseant.”
“Owners of the hotel Beauseant!”
cried the colonel, in amazement.
“Yes; Beauseant—Beauvisage;
only a termination to change. Ah! my dear fellow,
you don’t know what these provincial fortunes
are, accumulated penny by penny, especially when to
the passion for saving is added the incessant aspiration
of that leech called commerce. We must make up
our minds to some course; the bourgeoisie are rising
round us like a flood; it is almost affable in them
to buy our chateaus and estates when they might guillotine
us as in 1793, and get them for nothing.”
“Happily for you, my dear Maxime,
you have reduced the number of your chateaus and estates.”
“You see yourself that is not
so,” replied Maxime, “inasmuch as I am
now engaged in providing myself with one. The
Beauseant house is to be repaired and refurnished
immediately, and I am charged with the ordering of
the work. But I have made my future mother-in-law
another promise, and I want your help, my dear fellow,
in fulfilling it.”
“It isn’t a tobacco license,
or a stamped-paper office, is it?”
“No, something less difficult.
These damned women, when hatred or a desire for vengeance
takes possession of them, are marvels of instinct;
and Madame Beauvisage, who roars like a lioness at
the very name of Sallenauve, has taken it into her
head that beneath his incomprehensible success there
is some foul intrigue or mystery. It is certain
that the appearance and disappearance of this mysterious
father have given rise to very singular conjectures;
and probably if the thumb-screws were put upon the
organist, who was, they say, entrusted with the education
of the interesting bastard, we might get the secret
of his birth and possibly other unexpected revelations.
Now I have thought of a man on whom you have, I believe,
great influence, who might in this hunt for facts
assist us immensely. Don’t you remember
the robbery of those jewels from Jenny Cardine, about
which she was so unhappy one night at Very’s?
You asked the waiter for pens and paper, and on a
simple note which you sent at three o’clock in
the morning to a Monsieur Saint-Esteve the police
went to work, and before the evening of the next day
the thieves were captured and the jewels restored.”
“Yes,” said the colonel,
“I remember all that; my interference was lucky.
But I must tell you that had I paused to reflect I
should not have treated Monsieur de Saint-Esteve so
cavalierly. He is a man to be approached with
greater ceremony.”
“Ah ca! but isn’t
he a former galley-slave, whose pardon you helped
to obtain, and who feels for you the veneration they
say Fieschi felt for one of his protectors?”
“Yes, that is true. Monsieur
de Saint-Esteve, like his predecessor, Bibi-Lupin,
has had misfortunes; but he is to-day the head
of the detective police, the important functions of
which office he fulfils with rare capacity. If
the matter concerned anything that comes within his
department, I should not hesitate to give you a letter
to him; but the affair you speak of is delicate; and
in any case I must first sound him and see if he is
willing to talk with you.”
“I thought you managed him despotically.
Let us say no more about it, if you think it so very
difficult.”
“The greatest difficulty is
that I never see him; and I naturally cannot write
to him for such an object. I should have to watch
for an occasion, a chance meeting. But why don’t
you speak of this to Rastignac? He could give
him an order to act at once.”
“Don’t you understand
that Rastignac will receive me very ill indeed?
I had assured him, by letter, of success, and now I
am forced to report in person our defeat. Besides,
on every account, I would rather owe this service
to your friendship.”
“Well, it sha’n’t
fail you,” said the colonel, rising. “I’ll
do my best to satisfy you; only, there must be a delay.”
The visit had lasted long, and Maxime
felt that a hint was given him to abridge it.
He therefore took leave, putting into his manner a
certain coldness which the colonel appeared not to
notice.
No sooner had Monsieur de Trailles
departed than Franchessini opened a pack of cards
and took out the knave of spades. This he cut
up in a curious manner, leaving the figure untouched.
Placing this species of hieroglyphic between two sheets
of paper, he consigned it to an envelope. On
this envelope and disguising his hand the colonel wrote
as follows:—
Monsieur de Saint-Esteve, rue Saint-Anne,
near the Quai des
Orfevres.
That done, he rang the bell and gave
orders to put up his carriage, which he had ordered
before Maxime’s arrival; after which he went
out alone on foot, and threw his singular missive
into the first street letter-box that he passed.
He had taken care, before he left the house, to see
if it were properly sealed.