XV
MARIE-GASTON TO THE COMTESSE
DE L’ESTORADE
Arcis-sur-Aube, May 13, 1839.
Madame,—I see that the
electoral fever is upon you, as you are good enough
to send me from Monsieur de l’Estorade so many
discouragements which certainly deserve consideration.
We knew already of the mission given
to Comte Maxime de Trailles,—a mission
he endeavored at first to conceal under some irrigating
project. We even know what you, madame, seem not
to know,—that this able ministerial agent
has found means to combine with the cares of electoral
politics those of his own private policy. Monsieur
Maxime de Trailles, if we are rightly informed, was
on the point of succumbing to the chronic malady with
which he has been so long afflicted; I mean debt.
Not debts, for we say “the debt of Monsieur de
Trailles,” as we say “the debt of England.”
In this extremity the patient, resolved on heroic
remedies, adopted that of marriage, which might perhaps
be called marriage in extremis.
To cut a long story short, Monsieur
de Trailles was sent to Arcis to put an end to the
candidacy of an upstart of the Left centre, a certain
Simon Giguet; and having brought forward the mayor
of the town as the ministerial candidate, he finds
the said mayor, named Beauvisage, possessed of an
only daughter, rather pretty, and able to bring her
husband five hundred thousand francs amassed in the
honorable manufacture of cotton night-caps. Now
you see, I am sure, the mechanism of the affair.
As for our own claims, we certainly
do not make cotton night-caps, but we make statues,—statues
for which we are decorated with the Legion of honor;
religious statues, inaugurated with great pomp by
Monseigneur the bishop of the diocese and all the constituted
authorities; statues, or rather a statue, which
the whole population of the town has flocked to the
Ursuline convent to behold, where Mesdames the nuns,
not a little puffed up with this magnificent addition
to their bijou of a chapel, have kept their house and
their oratory open to all comers for this whole day.
Is not that likely to popularize our candidacy?
This evening, to crown the ceremony
of inaugurating our Saint-Ursula, we give in our chateau
of Arcis a banquet to fifty guests, among whom we
have had the malice to invite (with the chief inhabitants
of the place) all the ministerial functionaries and,
above all, the ministerial candidate. But, in
view of our own declared candidacy, we feel pretty
well assured that the latter will not respond to the
invitation. So much the better! more room for
others; and the missing guests, whose names will be
made known on the morrow, will be convicted of a servilism
which will, we think, injure their influence with
the population.
Yesterday we paid a visit at the chateau
de Cinq-Cygne, where d’Arthez presented us,
in the first place, to the Princesse de Cadignan, who
is wonderfully well preserved. Both she and the
old Marquise de Cinq-Cygne received Dorlange—I
should say, Sallenauve—in the warmest manner.
It was from them that we learned the history of Monsieur
Maxime de Trailles’ mission and its present results.
It seems that on his arrival the ministerial agent
received some attentions at Cinq-Cygne,—mere
floating sticks, to discover the set of his current.
He evidently flattered himself that he should find
support at Cinq-Cygne for his electioneering intrigue;
which is so far from being the case that Duc Georges
de Maufrigneuse, to whom, as a Jockey Club comrade,
he told all his projects, gave us the information about
them which I have now given to you, and which, if
you will be so kind, I should like you to make over
to Monsieur de l’Estorade.
May 12th.
The dinner has taken place, madame;
it was magnificently served, and Arcis will talk about
it for some time to come. Sallenauve has in that
great organist (who, by the bye, showed his talent
on the organ admirably during the ceremony of inauguration)
a sort of steward and factotum who leaves all the
Vatels of the world far behind him; he would never
have fallen on his sword for lack of a fish! Colored
lamps, garlands, draperies, decorated the dining-room;
even fireworks were provided; nothing was wanting
to the fete, which lasted to a late hour in the gardens
of the chateau, where the populace danced and drank
to its heart’s content.
Nearly all the invited guests came
except those we desired to compromise. The invitations
having been sent at short notice, it was amusing to
read the notes and letters of excuse, which Sallenauve
ordered to be brought to him in the salon as they arrived.
As he opened each he took care to say: “This
is from Monsieur the sub-prefect; this from the procureur-du-roi;
this from Monsieur Vinet the substitute, expressing
regret that they cannot accept the invitation.”
All these concerted refusals were received with smiles
and whispers by the company; but when a letter arrived
from Beauvisage, and Sallenauve read aloud the “impossibility
in which he found himself to correspond to
his politeness,” the hilarity grew noisy and
general, and was only stopped by the entrance of Monsieur
Martener, examining judge, who performed an act of
courage in coming to the dinner which his colleagues
declined. We must remark, however, than an examining-judge
has two sides to him. On that of the judge he
is irremovable; he can only be deprived of the slight
increase of salary he receives as an examiner and
of the privilege of signing warrants and questioning
thieves,—splendid rights of which the chancellor
can mulct him by a stroke of his pen. But allowing
that Monsieur Martener was only semi-brave, he was
greeted on this occasion as a full moon.
The Duc de Maufrigneuse, d’Arthez,
and Monseigneur the bishop, who was staying at Cinq-Cygne
for a few days, were all present, and this made more
noticeable the absence of one man, namely, Grevin,
whose excuse, sent earlier in the day, was not read
to the company. The non-appearance of the Comte
de Gondreville was explained by the recent death of
his grandson, Charles Keller; and in sending the invitation
Sallenauve had been careful to let him know he should
understand a refusal. But that Grevin, the count’s
right arm, should absent himself, seemed to show that
he and his patron were convinced of the probable election
of Beauvisage, and would have no intercourse with
the new candidate.
The dinner being given in honor of
Saint-Ursula’s installation, which could not
be celebrated by a banquet in the convent, Sallenauve
had a fine opportunity for the following toast:—
“To the Mother of the poor;
the noble and saintly spirit which, for fifty years,
has shone on Champagne, and to which we owe the vast
number of distinguished and accomplished women who
adorn this beautiful region of our country.”
If you know, as I do, madame, what
a forlorn, beggarly region Champagne is, you would
say, or something like it, that Sallenauve is a rascally
fellow, and that the passion to enter the legislature
makes a man capable of shocking deceit. Was it
worth while, in fact, for a man who usually respects
himself to boldly tell a lie of criminal dimensions,
when a moment later a little unforeseen circumstance
occurred which did more than all the speeches ever
uttered to commend him to the sympathy of the electors?
You told me, madame, that your son
Armand found a strong likeness to the portraits of
Danton in our friend Sallenauve; and it seems that
the boy’s remark was true, for several persons
present who had known the great revolutionist during
his lifetime made the same observation. Laurent
Goussard, who, as I told you in a former letter, was
Danton’s friend, was also, in a way, his brother-in-law;
for Danton, who was something of a gallant, had been
on close terms for several years with the miller’s
sister. Well, the likeness must be striking, for
after dinner, while we were taking our coffee, the
worthy Goussard, whose head was a little warmed by
the fumes of wine, came up to Sallenauve and asked
him whether he was certain he had made no mistake about
his father, and could honestly declare that Danton
had nothing to do with his making.
Sallenauve took the matter gaily,
and answered arithmetically,—
“Danton died April 5, 1794.
To be his son, I must have been born no later than
January, 1795, which would make me forty-four years
old to-day. But the register of my birth, and
I somewhat hope my face, make me out exactly thirty.”
“Yes, you are right,”
said Laurent Goussard; “figures demolish my
idea; but no matter,—we’ll vote for
you all the same.”
I think the man is right; this chance
resemblance is likely to have great weight in the
election. You must remember, madame, that, in
spite of the fatal facts which cling about his memory,
Danton is not an object of horror and execration in
Arcis, where he was born and brought up. In the
first place time has purged him; his grand character
and powerful intellect remain, and the people are proud
of their compatriot. In Arcis they talk of Danton
as in Marseilles they talk of Cannebiere. Fortunate,
therefore, is our candidate’s likeness to this
demigod, the worship of whom is not confined to the
town, but extends to the surrounding country.
These voters extra muros are
sometimes curiously simple-minded, and obvious contradictions
trouble them not at all. Some agents sent into
the adjacent districts have used this fancied resemblance;
and as in a rural propaganda the object is less to
strike fair than to strike hard, Laurent Goussard’s
version, apocryphal as it is, is hawked about the
country villages with a coolness that admits of no
contradiction.
While this pretended revolutionary
origin is advancing our friend’s prospects in
one direction, in another the tale put forth to the
worthy voters whom it is desirable to entice is different,
but truer and not less striking to the minds of the
country-people. This is the gentlemen, they are
told, who has bought the chateau of Arcis; and as
the chateau of Arcis stands high above the town and
is known to all the country round, it is to these
simple folk a species of symbol. They are always
ready to return to memories of the past, which is much
less dead and buried than people suppose; “Ah!
he’s the seigneur of the chateau,”
they say.
This, madame, is how the electoral
kitchen is carried on and the way in which a deputy
is cooked.