VIII.
THE LORD OF THE DYNAMOS.
The chief attendant of the three dynamos
that buzzed and rattled at Camberwell, and kept the
electric railway going, came out of Yorkshire, and
his name was James Holroyd. He was a practical
electrician, but fond of whisky, a heavy, red-haired
brute with irregular teeth. He doubted the existence
of the Deity, but accepted Carnot’s cycle, and
he had read Shakespeare and found him weak in chemistry.
His helper came out of the mysterious East, and his
name was Azuma-zi. But Holroyd called him Pooh-bah.
Holroyd liked a nigger help because he would stand
kicking—a habit with Holroyd—and
did not pry into the machinery and try to learn the
ways of it. Certain odd possibilities of the negro
mind brought into abrupt contact with the crown of
our civilisation Holroyd never fully realised, though
just at the end he got some inkling of them.
To define Azuma-zi was beyond ethnology.
He was, perhaps, more negroid than anything else,
though his hair was curly rather than frizzy, and his
nose had a bridge. Moreover, his skin was brown
rather than black, and the whites of his eyes were
yellow. His broad cheekbones and narrow chin gave
his face something of the viperine V. His head, too,
was broad behind, and low and narrow at the forehead,
as if his brain had been twisted round in the reverse
way to a European’s. He was short of stature
and still shorter of English. In conversation
he made numerous odd noises of no known marketable
value, and his infrequent words were carved and wrought
into heraldic grotesqueness. Holroyd tried to
elucidate his religious beliefs, and—especially
after whisky—lectured to him against superstition
and missionaries. Azuma-zi, however, shirked
the discussion of his gods, even though he was kicked
for it.
Azuma-zi had come, clad in white but
insufficient raiment, out of the stoke-hole of the
Lord Clive, from the Straits Settlements and
beyond, into London. He had heard even in his
youth of the greatness and riches of London, where
all the women are white and fair, and even the beggars
in the streets are white, and he had arrived, with
newly-earned gold coins in his pocket, to worship
at the shrine of civilisation. The day of his
landing was a dismal one; the sky was dun, and a wind-worried
drizzle filtered down to the greasy streets, but he
plunged boldly into the delights of Shadwell, and
was presently cast up, shattered in health, civilised
in costume, penniless, and, except in matters of the
direst necessity, practically a dumb animal, to toil
for James Holroyd, and to be bullied by him in the
dynamo shed at Camberwell. And to James Holroyd
bullying was a labour of love.
There were three dynamos with their
engines at Camberwell. The two that have been
there since the beginning are small machines; the larger
one was new. The smaller machines made a reasonable
noise; their straps hummed over the drums, every now
and then the brushes buzzed and fizzled, and the air
churned steadily, whoo! whoo! whoo! between their poles.
One was loose in its foundations and kept the shed
vibrating. But the big dynamo drowned these little
noises altogether with the sustained drone of its iron
core, which somehow set part of the ironwork humming.
The place made the visitor’s head reel with
the throb, throb, throb of the engines, the rotation
of the big wheels, the spinning ball-valves, the occasional
spittings of the steam, and over all the deep, unceasing,
surging note of the big dynamo. This last noise
was from an engineering point of view a defect, but
Azuma-zi accounted it unto the monster for mightiness
and pride.
If it were possible we would have
the noises of that shed always about the reader as
he reads, we would tell all our story to such an accompaniment.
It was a steady stream of din, from which the ear picked
out first one thread and then another; there was the
intermittent snorting, panting, and seething of the
steam engines, the suck and thud of their pistons,
the dull beat on the air as the spokes of the great
driving wheels came round, a note the leather straps
made as they ran tighter and looser, and a fretful
tumult from the dynamos; and, over all, sometimes inaudible,
as the ear tired of it, and then creeping back upon
the senses again, was this trombone note of the big
machine. The floor never felt steady and quiet
beneath one’s feet, but quivered and jarred.
It was a confusing, unsteady place, and enough to
send anyone’s thoughts jerking into odd zigzags.
And for three months, while the big strike of the engineers
was in progress, Holroyd, who was a blackleg, and
Azuma-zi, who was a mere black, were never out of
the stir and eddy of it, but slept and fed in the
little wooden shanty between the shed and the gates.
Holroyd delivered a theological lecture
on the text of his big machine soon after Azuma-zi
came. He had to shout to be heard in the din.
“Look at that,” said Holroyd; “where’s
your ’eathen idol to match ’im?”
And Azuma-zi looked. For a moment Holroyd was
inaudible, and then Azuma-zi heard: “Kill
a hundred men. Twelve per cent, on the ordinary
shares,” said Holroyd, “and that’s
something like a Gord.”
Holroyd was proud of his big dynamo,
and expatiated upon its size and power to Azuma-zi
until heaven knows what odd currents of thought that
and the incessant whirling and shindy set up within
the curly black cranium. He would explain in
the most graphic manner the dozen or so ways in which
a man might be killed by it, and once he gave Azuma-zi
a shock as a sample of its quality. After that,
in the breathing-times of his labour—it
was heavy labour, being not only his own, but most
of Holroyd’s—Azuma-zi would sit and
watch the big machine. Now and then the brushes
would sparkle and spit blue flashes, at which Holroyd
would swear, but all the rest was as smooth and rhythmic
as breathing. The band ran shouting over the
shaft, and ever behind one as one watched was the complacent
thud of the piston. So it lived all day in this
big airy shed, with him and Holroyd to wait upon it;
not prisoned up and slaving to drive a ship as the
other engines he knew—mere captive devils
of the British Solomon—had been, but a
machine enthroned. Those two smaller dynamos Azuma-zi
by force of contrast despised; the large one he privately
christened the Lord of the Dynamos. They were
fretful and irregular, but the big dynamo was steady.
How great it was! How serene and easy in its working!
Greater and calmer even than the Buddhas he had seen
at Rangoon, and yet not motionless, but living!
The great black coils spun, spun, spun, the rings
ran round under the brushes, and the deep note of its
coil steadied the whole. It affected Azuma-zi
queerly.
Azuma-zi was not fond of labour.
He would sit about and watch the Lord of the Dynamos
while Holroyd went away to persuade the yard porter
to get whisky, although his proper place was not in
the dynamo shed but behind the engines, and, moreover,
if Holroyd caught him skulking he got hit for it with
a rod of stout copper wire. He would go and stand
close to the colossus, and look up at the great leather
band running overhead. There was a black patch
on the band that came round, and it pleased him somehow
among all the clatter to watch this return again and
again. Odd thoughts spun with the whirl of it.
Scientific people tell us that savages give souls
to rocks and trees,—and a machine is a thousand
times more alive than a rock or a tree. And Azuma-zi
was practically a savage still; the veneer of civilisation
lay no deeper than his slop suit, his bruises, and
the coal grime on his face and hands. His father
before him had worshipped a meteoric stone, kindred
blood, it may be, had splashed the broad wheels of
Juggernaut.
He took every opportunity Holroyd
gave him of touching and handling the great dynamo
that was fascinating him. He polished and cleaned
it until the metal parts were blinding in the sun.
He felt a mysterious sense of service in doing this.
He would go up to it and touch its spinning coils
gently. The gods he had worshipped were all far
away. The people in London hid their gods.
At last his dim feelings grew more
distinct, and took shape in thoughts, and at last
in acts. When he came into the roaring shed one
morning he salaamed to the Lord of the Dynamos, and
then, when Holroyd was away, he went and whispered
to the thundering machine that he was its servant,
and prayed it to have pity on him and save him from
Holroyd. As he did so a rare gleam of light came
in through the open archway of the throbbing machine-shed,
and the Lord of the Dynamos, as he whirled and roared,
was radiant with pale gold. Then Azuma-zi knew
that his service was acceptable to his Lord.
After that he did not feel so lonely as he had done,
and he had indeed been very much alone in London.
And even when his work-time was over, which was rare,
he loitered about the shed.
Then, the next time Holroyd maltreated
him, Azuma-zi went presently to the Lord of the Dynamos
and whispered, “Thou seest, O my Lord!”
and the angry whirr of the machinery seemed to answer
him. Thereafter it appeared to him that whenever
Holroyd came into the shed a different note came into
the sounds of the dynamo. “My Lord bides
his time,” said Azuma-zi to himself. “The
iniquity of the fool is not yet ripe.” And
he waited and watched for the day of reckoning.
One day there was evidence of short circuiting, and
Holroyd, making an unwary examination—it
was in the afternoon—got a rather severe
shock. Azuma-zi from behind the engine saw him
jump off and curse at the peccant coil.
“He is warned,” said Azuma-zi
to himself. “Surely my Lord is very patient.”
Holroyd had at first initiated his
“nigger” into such elementary conceptions
of the dynamo’s working as would enable him to
take temporary charge of the shed in his absence.
But when he noticed the manner in which Azuma-zi hung
about the monster he became suspicious. He dimly
perceived his assistant was “up to something,”
and connecting him with the anointing of the coils
with oil that had rotted the varnish in one place,
he issued an edict, shouted above the confusion of
the machinery, “Don’t ’ee go nigh
that big dynamo any more, Pooh-bah, or a’ll take
thy skin off!” Besides, if it pleased Azuma-zi
to be near the big machine, it was plain sense and
decency to keep him away from it.
Azuma-zi obeyed at the time, but later
he was caught bowing before the Lord of the Dynamos.
At which Holroyd twisted his arm and kicked him as
he turned to go away. As Azuma-zi presently stood
behind the engine and glared at the back of the hated
Holroyd, the noises of the machinery took a new rhythm,
and sounded like four words in his native tongue.
It is hard to say exactly what madness
is. I fancy Azuma-zi was mad. The incessant
din and whirl of the dynamo shed may have churned up
his little store of knowledge and big store of superstitious
fancy, at last, into something akin to frenzy.
At any rate, when the idea of making Holroyd a sacrifice
to the Dynamo Fetich was thus suggested to him, it
filled him with a strange tumult of exultant emotion.
That night the two men and their black
shadows were alone in the shed together. The
shed was lit with one big arc light that winked and
flickered purple. The shadows lay black behind
the dynamos, the ball governors of the engines whirled
from light to darkness, and their pistons beat loud
and steady. The world outside seen through the
open end of the shed seemed incredibly dim and remote.
It seemed absolutely silent, too, since the riot of
the machinery drowned every external sound. Far
away was the black fence of the yard with grey shadowy
houses behind, and above was the deep blue sky and
the pale little stars. Azuma-zi suddenly walked
across the centre of the shed above which the leather
bands were running, and went into the shadow by the
big dynamo. Holroyd heard a click, and the spin
of the armature changed.
“What are you dewin’ with
that switch?” he bawled in surprise. “Han’t
I told you——”
Then he saw the set expression of
Azuma-zi’s eyes as the Asiatic came out of the
shadow towards him.
In another moment the two men were
grappling fiercely in front of the great dynamo.
“You coffee-headed fool!”
gasped Holroyd, with a brown hand at his throat.
“Keep off those contact rings.” In
another moment he was tripped and reeling back upon
the Lord of the Dynamos. He instinctively loosened
his grip upon his antagonist to save himself from
the machine.
The messenger, sent in furious haste
from the station to find out what had happened in
the dynamo shed, met Azuma-zi at the porter’s
lodge by the gate. Azuma-zi tried to explain
something, but the messenger could make nothing of
the black’s incoherent English, and hurried on
to the shed. The machines were all noisily at
work, and nothing seemed to be disarranged. There
was, however, a queer smell of singed hair. Then
he saw an odd-looking crumpled mass clinging to the
front of the big dynamo, and, approaching, recognised
the distorted remains of Holroyd.
The man stared and hesitated a moment.
Then he saw the face, and shut his eyes convulsively.
He turned on his heel before he opened them, so that
he should not see Holroyd again, and went out of the
shed to get advice and help.
When Azuma-zi saw Holroyd die in the
grip of the Great Dynamo he had been a little scared
about the consequences of his act. Yet he felt
strangely elated, and knew that the favour of the
Lord Dynamo was upon him. His plan was already
settled when he met the man coming from the station,
and the scientific manager who speedily arrived on
the scene jumped at the obvious conclusion of suicide.
This expert scarcely noticed Azuma-zi, except to ask
a few questions. Did he see Holroyd kill himself?
Azuma-zi explained he had been out of sight at the
engine furnace until he heard a difference in the
noise from the dynamo. It was not a difficult
examination, being untinctured by suspicion.
The distorted remains of Holroyd,
which the electrician removed from the machine, were
hastily covered by the porter with a coffee-stained
table-cloth. Somebody, by a happy inspiration,
fetched a medical man. The expert was chiefly
anxious to get the machine at work again, for seven
or eight trains had stopped midway in the stuffy tunnels
of the electric railway. Azuma-zi, answering
or misunderstanding the questions of the people who
had by authority or impudence come into the shed, was
presently sent back to the stoke-hole by the scientific
manager. Of course a crowd collected outside
the gates of the yard—a crowd, for no known
reason, always hovers for a day or two near the scene
of a sudden death in London—two or three
reporters percolated somehow into the engine-shed,
and one even got to Azuma-zi; but the scientific expert
cleared them out again, being himself an amateur journalist.
Presently the body was carried away,
and public interest departed with it. Azuma-zi
remained very quietly at his furnace, seeing over and
over again in the coals a figure that wriggled violently
and became still. An hour after the murder, to
any one coming into the shed it would have looked
exactly as if nothing remarkable had ever happened
there. Peeping presently from his engine-room
the black saw the Lord Dynamo spin and whirl beside
his little brothers, and the driving wheels were beating
round, and the steam in the pistons went thud, thud,
exactly as it had been earlier in the evening.
After all, from the mechanical point of view, it had
been a most insignificant incident—the mere
temporary deflection of a current. But now the
slender form and slender shadow of the scientific
manager replaced the sturdy outline of Holroyd travelling
up and down the lane of light upon the vibrating floor
under the straps between the engines and the dynamos.
“Have I not served my Lord?”
said Azuma-zi inaudibly, from his shadow, and the
note of the great dynamo rang out full and clear.
As he looked at the big whirling mechanism the strange
fascination of it that had been a little in abeyance
since Holroyd’s death resumed its sway.
Never had Azuma-zi seen a man killed
so swiftly and pitilessly. The big humming machine
had slain its victim without wavering for a second
from its steady beating. It was indeed a mighty
god.
The unconscious scientific manager
stood with his back to him, scribbling on a piece
of paper. His shadow lay at the foot of the monster.
Was the Lord Dynamo still hungry? His servant
was ready.
Azuma-zi made a stealthy step forward;
then stopped. The scientific manager suddenly
ceased his writing, walked down the shed to the endmost
of the dynamos, and began to examine the brushes.
Azuma-zi hesitated, and then slipped
across noiselessly into the shadow by the switch.
There he waited. Presently the manager’s
footsteps could be heard returning. He stopped
in his old position, unconscious of the stoker crouching
ten feet away from him. Then the big dynamo suddenly
fizzled, and in another moment Azuma-zi had sprung
out of the darkness upon him.
First, the scientific manager was
gripped round the body and swung towards the big dynamo,
then, kicking with his knee and forcing his antagonist’s
head down with his hands, he loosened the grip on his
waist and swung round away from the machine.
Then the black grasped him again, putting a curly
head against his chest, and they swayed and panted
as it seemed for an age or so. Then the scientific
manager was impelled to catch a black ear in his teeth
and bite furiously. The black yelled hideously.
They rolled over on the floor, and
the black, who had apparently slipped from the vice
of the teeth or parted with some ear—the
scientific manager wondered which at the time—tried
to throttle him. The scientific manager was making
some ineffectual efforts to claw something with his
hands and to kick, when the welcome sound of quick
footsteps sounded on the floor. The next moment
Azuma-zi had left him and darted towards the big dynamo.
There was a splutter amid the roar.
The officer of the company who had
entered stood staring as Azuma-zi caught the naked
terminals in his hands, gave one horrible convulsion,
and then hung motionless from the machine, his face
violently distorted.
“I’m jolly glad you came
in when you did,” said the scientific manager,
still sitting on the floor.
He looked at the still quivering figure.
“It is not a nice death to die, apparently—but
it is quick.”
The official was still staring at
the body. He was a man of slow apprehension.
There was a pause.
The scientific manager got up on his
feet rather awkwardly. He ran his fingers along
his collar thoughtfully, and moved his head to and
fro several times.
“Poor Holroyd! I see now.”
Then almost mechanically he went towards the switch
in the shadow and turned the current into the railway
circuit again. As he did so the singed body loosened
its grip upon the machine and fell forward on its
face. The core of the dynamo roared out loud and
clear, and the armature beat the air.
So ended prematurely the worship of
the Dynamo Deity, perhaps the most short-lived of
all religions. Yet withal it could at least boast
a Martyrdom and a Human Sacrifice.