The House With Three Eyes sent forth
into the darkness a triple glow of hospitality.
Through the aloof Chelsea district street, beyond the
westernmost L structure, came taxicabs, hansoms, private
autos, to discharge at the central door men who were
presently revealed, under the lucent globe above the
lintel, to be for the most part silhouette studies
in the black of festal tailoring and silk hat against
the white of expansive shirt-front. Occasionally,
though less often, one of the doors at either flank
of the house, also overwatched by shining orbs, opened
to discharge an early departure. A midnight wayfarer,
pausing opposite to contemplate this inexplicable
grandeur in a dingy neighborhood, sought enlightenment
from the passing patrolman:
“Wot’s doin’?
Swell gamblin’ joint? Huh?” As he
spoke a huge, silent car crept swiftly to the entry,
which opened to swallow up two bareheaded, luxuriously
befurred women, with their escorts. The curious
wayfarer promptly amended his query, though not for
the better.
“Naw!” replied the policeman
with scorn. “That’s Mr. Banneker’s
house.”
“Banneker? Who’s Banneker?”
With augmented contempt the officer
requested the latest quotations on clover seed.
“He’s the editor of The Patriot,”
he vouchsafed. “A millionaire, too, they
say. And a good sport.”
“Givin’ a party, huh?”
“Every Saturday night,”
answered he of the uniform and night-stick, who, having
participated below-stairs in the reflections of the
entertainment, was condescending enough to be informative.
“Say, the swellest folks in New York fall over
themselves to get invited here.”
“Why ain’t he on Fi’th
Avenyah, then?” demanded the other.
“He makes the Fi’th Avenyah
bunch come to him,” explained the policeman,
with obvious pride. “Took a couple of these
old houses on long lease, knocked out the walls, built
’em into one, on his own plan, and, say!
It’s a pallus! I been all through it.”
A lithely powerful figure took the
tall steps of the house three at a time, and turned,
under the light, to toss away a cigar.
“Cheest!” exclaimed the
wayfarer in tones of awe: “that’s
K.O. Doyle, the middleweight, ain’t it?”
“Sure! That’s nothin’.
If you was to get inside there you’d bump into
some of the biggest guys in town; a lot of high-ups
from Wall Street, and maybe a couple of these professors
from Columbyah College, and some swell actresses,
and a bunch of high-brow writers and painters, and
a dozen dames right off the head of the Four Hundred
list. He takes ’em, all kinds, Mr. Banneker
does, just so they’re somethin’.
He’s a wonder.”
The wayfarer passed on to his oniony
boarding-house, a few steps along, deeply marveling
at the irruption of magnificence into the neighborhood
in the brief year since he had been away.
Equipages continued to draw up, unload,
and withdraw, until twelve thirty, when, without so
much as a preliminary wink, the House shut its Three
Eyes. A scant five minutes earlier, an alert but
tired-looking man, wearing the slouch hat of the West
above his dinner coat, had briskly mounted the steps
and, after colloquy with the cautious, black guardian
of the door, had been admitted to a side room, where
he was presently accosted by a graying, spare-set
guest with ruminative eyes.
“I heard about this show by
accident, and wanted in,” explained the newcomer
in response to the other’s look of inquiry.
“If I could see Banneker—”
“It will be some little time
before you can see him. He’s at work.”
“But this is his party, isn’t it?”
“Yes. The party takes care of itself until
he comes down.”
“Oh; does it? Well, will it take care of
me?”
“Are you a friend of Mr. Banneker’s?”
“In a way. In fact, I might
claim to have started him on his career of newspaper
crime. I’m Gardner of the Angelica City
Herald.”
“Ban will be glad to see you.
Take off your things. I am Russell Edmonds.”
He led the way into a spacious and
beautiful room, filled with the composite hum of voices
and the scent of half-hidden flowers. The Westerner
glanced avidly about him, noting here a spoken name
familiar in print, there a face recognized from far-spread
photographic reproduction.
“Some different from Ban’s
shack on the desert,” he muttered. “Hello!
Mr. Edmonds, who’s the splendid-looking woman
in brown with the yellow orchids, over there in the
seat back of the palms?”
Edmonds leaned forward to look.
“Royce Melvin, the composer, I believe.
I haven’t met her.”
“I have, then,” returned
the other, as the guest changed her position, fully
revealing her face. “Tried to dig some information
out of her once. Like picking prickly pears blindfold.
That’s Camilla Van Arsdale. What a coincidence
to find her here!”
“No! Camilla Van Arsdale?
You’ll excuse me, won’t you? I want
to speak to her. Make yourself known to any one
you like the looks of. That’s the rule
of the house; no introductions.”
He walked across the room, made his
way through the crescent curving about Miss Van Arsdale,
and, presenting himself, was warmly greeted.
“Let me take you to Ban,”
he said. “He’ll want to see you at
once.”
“But won’t it disturb his work?”
“Nothing does. He writes with an open door
and a shut brain.”
He led her up the east flight of stairs
and down a long hallway to an end room with door ajar,
notwithstanding that even at that distance the hum
of voices and the muffled throbbing of the concert
grand piano from below were plainly audible.
Banneker’s voice, regular, mechanical, desensitized
as the voices of those who dictate habitually are prone
to become, floated out:
“Quote where ignorance is bliss
’tis folly to be wise end quote comma said a
poet who was also a cynic period. Many poets are
comma but not the greatest period. Because of
their—turn back to the beginning of the
paragraph, please, Miss Westlake.”
“I’ve brought up an old
friend, Ban,” announced Edmonds, pushing wide
the door.
Vaguely smiling, for he had trained
himself to be impervious to interruptions, the editorializer
turned in his chair. Instantly he sprang to his
feet, and caught Miss Van Arsdale by both hands.
“Miss Camilla!” he cried.
“I thought you said you couldn’t come.”
“I’m defying the doctors,”
she replied. “They’ve given me so
good a report of myself that I can afford to.
I’ll go down now and wait for you.”
“No; don’t. Sit up
here with me till I finish. I don’t want
to lose any of you,” said he affectionately.
But she laughingly refused, declaring
that he would be through all the sooner for his other
guests, if she left him.
“See that she meets some people,
Bop,” Banneker directed. “Gaines of
The New Era, if he’s here, and Betty Raleigh,
and that new composer, and the Junior Masters.”
Edmonds nodded, and escorted her downstairs.
Nicely judging the time when Banneker would have finished,
he was back in quarter of an hour. The stenographer
had just left.
“What a superb woman, Ban!”
he said. “It’s small wonder that Enderby
lost himself.”
Banneker nodded. “What
would she have said if she could know that you, an
absolute stranger, had been the means of saving her
from a terrific scandal? Gives one a rather shivery
feeling about the power and responsibility of the
press, doesn’t it?”
“It would have been worse than
murder,” declared the veteran, with so much
feeling that his friend gave him a grateful look.
“What’s she doing in New York? Is
it safe?”
“Came on to see a specialist.
Yes; it’s all right. The Enderbys are abroad.”
“I see. How long since you’d seen
her?”
“Before this trip? Last spring, when I
took a fortnight off.”
“You went clear West, just to see her?”
“Mainly. Partly, too, to
get back to the restfulness of the place where I never
had any troubles. I’ve kept the little shack
I used to own; pay a local chap named Mindle to keep
it in shape. So I just put in a week of quiet
there.”
“You’re a queer chap, Ban. And a
loyal one.”
“If I weren’t loyal to
Camilla Van Arsdale—” said Banneker,
and left the implication unconcluded.
“Another friend from your picturesque
past is down below,” said Edmonds, and named
Gardner.
“Lord! That fellow nearly
cost me my life, last time we met,” laughed
Banneker. Then his face altered. Pain drew
its sharp lines there, pain and the longing of old
memories still unassuaged. “Just the same,
I’ll be glad to see him.”
He sought out the Californian, found
him deep in talk with Guy Mallory of The Ledger, who
had come in late, gave him hearty greeting, and looked
about for Camilla Van Arsdale. She was supping
in the center of a curiously assorted group, part
of whom remembered the old romance of her life, and
part of whom had identified her, by some chance, as
Royce Melvin, the composer. All of them were
paying court to her charm and intelligence. She
made a place beside herself for Banneker.
“We’ve been discussing
The Patriot, Ban,” she said, “and Mr. Gaines
has embalmed you, as an editorial writer, in the amber
of one of his best epigrams.”
The Great Gaines made a deprecating
gesture. “My little efforts always sound
better when I’m not present,” he protested.
“To be the subject of any Gaines
epigram, however stinging, is fame in itself,”
said Banneker.
“And no sting in this one.
‘Attic salt and American pep,’” she
quoted. “Isn’t it truly spicy?”
Banneker bowed with half-mocking appreciation.
“I fancy, though, that Mr. Gaines prefers his
journalistic egg more au naturel.”
“Sometimes,” admitted
the most famous of magazine editors, “I could
dispense with some of the pep.”
“I like the pep, too, Ban.”
Betty Raleigh, looking up from a seat where she sat
talking to a squat and sensual-looking man, a dweller
in the high places and cool serenities of advanced
mathematics whom jocular-minded Nature had misdowered
with the face of a satyr, interposed the suave candor
of her voice. “I actually lick my lips over
your editorials even where I least agree with them.
But the rest of the paper—Oh, dear!
It screeches.”
“Modern life is such a din that
one has to screech to be heard above it,” said
Banneker pleasantly.
“Isn’t it the newspapers
which make most of the din, though?” suggested
the mathematician.
“Shouting against each other,” said Gaines.
“Like Coney Island barkers for rival shows,”
put in Junior Masters.
“Just for variety how would
it do to try the other tack and practice a careful
but significant restraint?” inquired Betty.
“Wouldn’t sell a ticket,” declared
Banneker.
“Still, if we all keep on yelling
in the biggest type and hottest words we can find,”
pointed out Edmonds, “the effect will pall.”
“Perhaps the measure of success
is in finding something constantly more strident and
startling than the other fellow’s war whoop,”
surmised Masters.
“I have never particularly admired
the steam calliope as a form of expression,”
observed Miss Van Arsdale.
“Ah!” said the actress,
smiling, “but Royce Melvin doesn’t make
music for circuses.”
“And a modern newspaper is a
circus,” pronounced the satyr-like scholar.
“Three-ring variety; all the
latest stunts; list to the voice of the ballyhoo,”
said Masters.
“Panem et circenses”
pursued the mathematician, pleased with his simile,
“to appease the howling rabble. But it is
mostly circus, and very little bread that our emperors
of the news give us.”
“We’ve got to feed what
the animal eats,” defended Banneker lightly.
“After having stimulated an
artificial appetite,” said Edmonds.
As the talk flowed on, Betty Raleigh
adroitly drew Banneker out of the current of it.
“Your Patriot needn’t have screeched at
me, Ban,” she murmured in an injured tone.
“Did it, Betty? How, when, and where?”
“I thought you were horridly
patronizing about the new piece, and quite unkind
to me, for a friend.”
“It wasn’t my criticism,
you know,” he reminded her patiently. “I
don’t write the whole paper, though most of
my acquaintances seem to think that I do. Any
and all of it to which they take exception, at least.”
“Of course, I know you didn’t
write it, or it wouldn’t have been so stupid.
I could stand anything except the charge that I’ve
lost my naturalness and become conventional.”
“You’re like the man who
could resist anything except temptation, my dear:
you can stand anything except criticism,” returned
Banneker with a smile so friendly that there was no
sting in the words. “You’ve never
had enough of that. You’re the spoiled pet
of the critics.”
“Not of this new one of yours.
He’s worse than Gurney. Who is he and where
does he come from?”
“An inconsiderable hamlet known
as Chicago. Name, Allan Haslett. Dramatic
criticism out there is still so unsophisticated as
to be intelligent as well as honest—at
its best.”
“Which it isn’t here,”
commented the special pet of the theatrical reviewers.
“Well, I thought a good new
man would be better than the good old ones. Less
hampered by personal considerations. So I sent
and got this one.”
“But he isn’t good.
He’s a horrid beast. We’ve been specially
nice to him, on your account mostly—Ban,
if you grin that way I shall hate you! I had
Bezdek invite him to one of the rehearsal suppers and
he wouldn’t come. Sent word that theatrical
suppers affected his eyesight when he came to see
the play.”
Banneker chuckled. “Just
why I got him. He doesn’t let the personal
element prejudice him.”
“He is prejudiced. And
most unfair. Ban,” said Betty in her most
seductive tones, “do call him down. Make
him write something decent about us. Bez is fearfully
upset.”
Banneker sighed. “The curse
of this business,” he reflected aloud, “is
that every one regards The Patriot as my personal toy
for me or my friends to play with.”
“This isn’t play at all.
It’s very much earnest. Do be nice about
it, Ban.”
“Betty, do you remember a dinner
party in the first days of our acquaintance, at which
I told you that you represented one essential difference
from all the other women there?”
“Yes. I thought you were terribly presuming.”
“I told you that you were probably
the only woman present who wasn’t purchasable.”
“Not understanding you as well
as I do now, I was quite shocked. Besides, it
was so unfair. Nearly all of them were most respectable
married people.”
“Bought by their most respectable
husbands. Some of ’em bought away from
other husbands. But I gave you credit for not
being on that market—or any other.
And now you’re trying to corrupt my professional
virtue.”
“Ban! I’m not.”
“What else is it when you try
to use your influence to have me fire our nice, new
critic?”
“If that’s being corruptible,
I wonder if any of us are incorruptible.”
She stretched upward an idle hand and fondled a spray
of freesia that drooped against her cheek. “Ban;
there’s something I’ve been waiting to
tell you. Tertius Marrineal wants to marry me.”
“I’ve suspected as much.
That would settle the obnoxious critic, wouldn’t
it! Though it’s rather a roundabout way.”
“Ban! You’re beastly.”
“Yes; I apologize,” he
replied quickly. “But—have I
got to revise my estimate of you, Betty? I should
hate to.”
“Your estimate? Oh, as
to purchasability. That’s worse than what
you’ve just said. Yet, somehow, I don’t
resent it. Because it’s honest, I suppose,”
she said pensively. “No: it wouldn’t
be a—a market deal. I like Tertius.
I like him a lot. I won’t pretend that I’m
madly in love with him. But—”
“Yes; I know,” he said
gently, as she paused, looking at him steadily, but
with clouded eyes. He read into that “but”
a world of opportunities; a theater of her own—the
backing of a powerful newspaper—wealth—and
all, if she so willed it, without interruption to her
professional career.
“Would you think any the less
of me?” she asked wistfully.
“Would you think any the less of yourself?”
he countered.
The blossoming spray broke under her
hand. “Ah, yes; that’s the question
after all, isn’t it?” she murmured.
Meantime, Gardner, the eternal journalist,
fostering a plan of his own, was gathering material
from Guy Mallory who had come in late.
“What gets me,” he said,
looking over at the host, “is how he can do a
day’s work with all this social powwow going
on.”
“A day’s? He does
three days’ work in every one. He’s
the hardest trained mind in the business. Why,
he could sit down here this minute, in the middle
of this room, and dictate an editorial while keeping
up his end in the general talk. I’ve seen
him do it.”
“He must be a wonder at concentration.”
“Concentration? If he didn’t
invent it, he perfected it. Tell you a story.
Ban doesn’t go in for any game except polo.
One day some of the fellows at The Retreat got talking
golf to him—”
“The Retreat? Good Lord!
He doesn’t belong to The Retreat, does he?”
“Yes; been a member for years.
Well, they got him to agree to try it. Jim Tamson,
the pro—he’s supposed to be the best
instructor in America—was there then.
Banneker went out to the first tee, a 215-yard hole,
watched Jim perform his show-em-how swing, asked a
couple of questions. ‘Eye on the ball,’
says Jim. ’That’s nine tenths of it.
The rest is hitting it easy and following through.
Simple and easy,’ says Jim, winking to himself.
Banneker tries two or three clubs to see which feels
easiest to handle, picks out a driving-iron, and slams
the ball almost to the edge of the green. Chance?
Of course, there was some luck in it. But it
was mostly his everlasting ability to keep his attention
focused. Jim almost collapsed. ’First
time I ever saw a beginner that didn’t top,’
says he. ‘You’ll make a golfer, Mr.
Banneker.’
“‘Not me,’ says
Ban. ‘This game is too easy. It doesn’t
interest me.’ He hands Jim a twenty-dollar
bill, thanks him, goes in and has his bath, and has
never touched a golf-stick since.”
Gardner had been listening with a
kindling eye. He brought his fist down on his
knee. “You’ve told me something!”
he exclaimed.
“Going to try it out on your own game?”
“Not about golf. About
Banneker. I’ve been wondering how he managed
to establish himself as an individual figure in this
big town. Now I begin to see it. It’s
publicity; that’s what it is. He’s
got the sense of how to make himself talked about.
He’s picturesque. I’ll bet Banneker’s
first and last golf shot is a legend in the clubs yet,
isn’t it?”
“It certainly is,” confirmed
Mallory. “But do you really think that he
reasoned it all out on the spur of the moment?”
“Oh, reasoned; probably not.
It’s instinctive, I tell you. And the twenty
to the professional was a touch of genius. Tamson
will never stop talking about it. Can’t
you hear him, telling it to his fellow pros?
‘Golf’s too easy for me,’ he says,
’and hands me a double sawbuck! Did ye
ever hear the like!’ And so the legend is built
up. It’s a great thing to become a local
legend. I know, for I’ve built up a few
of ’em myself…. I suppose the gun-play
on the river-front gave him his start at it and the
rest came easy.”
“Ask him. He’ll probably
tell you,” said Mallory. “At least,
he’ll be interested in your theory.”
Gardner strolled over to Banneker’s
group, not for the purpose of adopting Mallory’s
suggestion, for he was well satisfied with his own
diagnosis, but to congratulate him upon the rising
strength of The Patriot. As he approached, Miss
Van Arsdale, in response to a plea from Betty Raleigh,
went to the piano, and the dwindled crowd settled down
into silence. For music, at The House With Three
Eyes, was invariably the sort of music that people
listen to; that is, the kind of people whom Banneker
gathered around him.
After she had played, Miss Van Arsdale
declared that she must go, whereupon Banneker insisted
upon taking her to her hotel. To her protests
against dragging him away from his own party, he retorted
that the party could very well run itself without
him; his parties often did, when he was specially
pressed in his work. Accepting this, his friend
elected to walk; she wanted to hear more about The
Patriot. What did she think of it, he asked.
“I don’t expect you to like it,”
he added.
“That doesn’t matter.
I do tremendously admire your editorials. They’re
beautifully done; the perfection of clarity. But
the rest of the paper—I can’t see
you in it.”
“Because I’m not there, as an individual.”
He expounded to her his theory of
journalism. That was a just characterization
of Junior Masters, he said: the three-ringed circus.
He, Banneker, would run any kind of a circus they wanted,
to catch and hold their eyes; the sensational acts,
the clowns of the funny pages, the blare of the bands,
the motion, the color, and the spangles; all to beguile
them into reading and eventually to thinking.
“But we haven’t worked
it out yet, as we should. What I’m really
aiming at is a saturated solution, as the chemists
say: Not a saturated solution of circulation,
for that isn’t possible, but a saturated solution
of influence. If we can’t put The Patriot
into every man’s house, we ought to be able
to put it into every man’s mind. All things
to all men: that’s the formula. We’re
far from it yet, but we’re on the road.
And in the editorials, I’m making people stir
their minds about real things who never before developed
a thought beyond the everyday, mechanical processes
of living.”
“To what end?” she asked doubtfully.
“Does it matter? Isn’t the thinking,
in itself, end enough?”
“Brutish thinking if it’s represented
in your screaming headlines.”
“Predigested news. I want
to preserve all their brain-power for my editorial
page. And, oh, how easy I make it for them!
Thoughts of one syllable.”
“And you use your power over their minds to
incite them to discontent.”
“Certainly.”
“But that’s dreadful,
Ban! To stir up bitterness and rancor among people.”
“Don’t you be misled by
cant, Miss Camilla,” adjured Banneker. “The
contented who have everything to make them content
have put a stigma on discontent. They’d
have us think it a crime. It isn’t.
It’s a virtue.”
“Ban! A virtue?”
“Well; isn’t it? Call it by the other
name, ambition. What then?”
Miss Van Arsdale pondered with troubled
eyes. “I see what you mean,” she
confessed. “But the discontent that arises
within one’s self is one thing; the ‘divine
discontent.’ It’s quite another to
foment it for your own purposes in the souls of others.”
“That depends upon the purpose.
If the purpose is to help the others, through making
their discontent effective to something better, isn’t
it justified?”
“But isn’t there always
the danger of making a profession of discontent?”
“That’s a shrewd hit,”
confessed Banneker. “I’ve suspected
that Marrineal means to capitalize it eventually,
though I don’t know just how. He’s
a secret sort of animal, Marrineal.”
“But he gives you a free hand?” she asked.
“He has to,” said Banneker simply.
Camilla Van Arsdale sighed. “It’s
success, Ban. Isn’t it?”
“Yes. It’s success. In its kind.”
“Is it happiness?”
“Yes. Also in its kind.”
“The real kind? The best kind?”
“It’s satisfaction. I’m doing
what I want to do.”
She sighed. “I’d hoped for something
more.”
He shook his head. “One can’t have
everything.”
“Why not?” she demanded
almost fiercely. “You ought to have.
You’re made for it.” After a pause
she added: “Then it isn’t Betty Raleigh.
I’d hoped it was. I’ve been watching
her. There’s character there, Ban, as well
as charm.”
“She has other interests. No; it isn’t
Betty.”
“Ban, there are times when I
could hate her,” broke out Miss Van Arsdale.
“Who? Betty?”
“You know whom well enough.”
“I stand corrected in grammar as well as fact,”
he said lightly.
“Have you seen her?”
“Yes. I see her occasionally. Not
often.”
“Does she come here?”
“She has been.”
“And her husband?”
“No.”
“Ban, aren’t you ever going to get over
it?”
He looked at her silently.
“No; you won’t. There
are a few of us like that. God help us!”
said Camilla Van Arsdale.