AN INCIDENT ON THE CARS
As soon as possible, Luke started
on his return to New York. He had enjoyed his
journey, but now he felt a longing to see home and
friends once more. His journey to Chicago was
uneventful. He stayed there a few hours, and
then started on his way home. On his trip from
Chicago to Detroit he fell in with an old acquaintance
unexpectedly.
When about thirty miles from Detroit,
having as a seatmate a very large man, who compressed
him within uncomfortable limits, he took his satchel,
and passing into the car next forward, took a seat
a few feet from the door. He had scarcely seated
himself when, looking around, he discovered, in the
second seat beyond, his old Chicago acquaintance,
Mr. J. Madison Coleman. He was as smooth and
affable as ever, and was chatting pleasantly with a
rough, farmerlike-looking man, who seemed very much
taken with his attractive companion.
“I wonder what mischief Coleman
is up to now?” thought Luke.
He was so near that he was able to
hear the conversation that passed between them.
“Yes, my friend,” said
Mr. Coleman, “I am well acquainted with Detroit.
Business has called me there very often, and it will
give me great pleasure to be of service to you in any
way.”
“What business are you in?” inquired the
other.
“I am traveling for H. B. Claflin
& Co., of New York. Of course you have heard
of them. They are the largest wholesale dry-goods
firm in the United States.”
“You don’t say so!”
returned the farmer respectfully. “Do you
get pretty good pay?”
“I am not at liberty to tell
just what pay I get,” said Mr. Coleman, “but
I am willing to admit that it is over four thousand
dollars.”
“You don’t say so!”
ejaculated the farmer. “My! I think
myself pretty lucky when I make a thousand dollars
a year.”
“Oh, well, my dear sir, your
expenses are very light compared to mine. I spend
about ten dollars a day on an average.”
“Jehu!” ejaculated the
farmer. “Well, that is a pile. Do all
the men that travel for your firm get as much salary
as you?”
“Oh, no; I am one of the principal
salesmen, and am paid extra. I am always successful,
if I do say it myself, and the firm know it, and pay
me accordingly. They know that several other firms
are after me, and would get me away if they didn’t
pay me my price.”
“I suppose you know all about
investments, being a business man?”
“Yes, I know a great deal about
them,” answered Mr. Coleman, his eyes sparkling
with pleasure at this evidence that his companion
had money. “If you have any money to invest,
I shall be very glad to advise you.”
“Well, you see, I’ve just
had a note for two hundred and fifty dollars paid
in by a neighbor who’s been owin’ it for
two years, and I thought I’d go up to Detroit
and put it in the savings-bank.”
“My good friend, the savings-bank
pays but a small rate of interest. I think I
know a business man of Detroit who will take your money
and pay you ten per cent.”
“Ten per cent.!” exclaimed
the farmer joyfully. “My! I didn’t
think I could get over four or six.”
“So you can’t, in a general
way,” answered Coleman. “But business
men, who are turning over their money once a month,
can afford to pay a good deal more.”
“But is your friend safe?” he inquired,
anxiously.
“Safe as the Bank of England,”
answered Coleman. “I’ve lent him a
thousand dollars at a time, myself, and always got
principal and interest regularly. I generally
have a few thousand invested,” he added, in
a matter-of-course manner.
“I’d be glad to get ten
per cent.,” said the farmer. “That
would be twenty-five dollars a year on my money.”
“Exactly. I dare say you
didn’t get over six per cent. on the note.”
“I got seven, but I had to wait
for the interest sometimes.”
“You’ll never have to
wait for interest if you lend to my friend. I
am only afraid he won’t be willing to take so
small a sum. Still, I’ll speak a good word
for you, and he will make an exception in your favor.”
“Thank you, sir,” said
the farmer gratefully. “I guess I’ll
let him have it.”
“You couldn’t do better.
He’s a high-minded, responsible man. I
would offer to take the money myself, but I really
have no use for it. I have at present two thousand
dollars in bank waiting for investment.”
“You don’t say so!”
said the farmer, eying Coleman with the respect due
to so large a capitalist.
“Yes, I’ve got it in the
savings-bank for the time being. If my friend
can make use of it, I shall let him have it. He’s
just as safe as a savings-bank.”
The farmer’s confidence in Mr.
Coleman was evidently fully established. The
young man talked so smoothly and confidently that
he would have imposed upon one who had seen far more
of the world than Farmer Jones.
“I’m in luck to fall in with you, Mr.—”
“Coleman,” said the drummer,
with suavity. “J. Madison Coleman.
My grandfather was a cousin of President James Madison,
and that accounts for my receiving that name.”
The farmer’s respect was further
increased. It was quite an event to fall in with
so near a relative of an illustrious ex-President,
and he was flattered to find that a young man of such
lineage was disposed to treat him with such friendly
familiarity.
“Are you going to stay long
in Detroit?” asked the farmer.
“Two or three days. I shall
be extremely busy, but I shall find time to attend
to your business. In fact, I feel an interest
in you, my friend, and shall be glad to do you a service.”
“You are very kind, and I’m
obleeged to you,” said the farmer gratefully.
“Now, if you will excuse me
for a few minutes, I will go into the smoking-car
and have a smoke.”
When he had left the car, Luke immediately
left his seat, and went forward to where the farmer
was sitting.
“Excuse me,” he said,
“but I saw you talking to a young man just now.”
“Yes,” answered the farmer
complacently, “he’s a relative of President
Madison.”
“I want to warn you against
him. I know him to be a swindler.”
“What!” exclaimed the
farmer, eying Luke suspiciously. “Who be
you? You’re nothing but a boy.”
“That is true, but I am traveling
on business. This Mr. Coleman tried to rob me
about a fortnight since, and nearly succeeded.
I heard him talking to you about money.”
“Yes, he was going to help me
invest some money I have with me. He said he
could get me ten per cent.”
“Take my advice, and put it
in a savings-bank. Then it will be safe.
No man who offers to pay ten per cent. for money can
be relied upon.”
“Perhaps you want to rob me
yourself?” said the farmer suspiciously.
“Do I look like it?” asked
Luke, smiling. “Isn’t my advice good,
to put the money in a savings-bank? But I will
tell you how I fell in with Mr. Coleman, and how he
tried to swindle me, and then you can judge for yourself.”
This Luke did briefly and his tone
and manner carried conviction. The farmer became
extremely indignant at the intended fraud, and promised
to have nothing to do with Coleman.
“I will take my old seat, then,”
said Luke. “I don’t want Coleman to
know who warned you.”
Presently, Coleman came back and was
about to resume his seat beside the farmer.
“You see I have come back,” he said.
“You needn’t have troubled
yourself,” said the farmer, with a lowering
frown. “You nearly took me in with your
smooth words, but I’ve got my money yet, and
I mean to keep it. Your friend can’t have
it.”
“What does all this mean, my
friend?” asked Coleman, in real amazement.
“Is it possible you distrust me? Why, I
was going to put myself to inconvenience to do you
a service.”
“Then you needn’t.
I know you. You wanted to swindle me out of my
two hundred and fifty dollars.”
“Sir, you insult me!”
exclaimed Coleman, with lofty indignation. “What
do I—a rich man—want of your
paltry two hundred and fifty dollars?”
“I don’t believe you are
a rich man. Didn’t I tell you, I have been
warned against you?”
“Who dared to talk against me?”
asked Coleman indignantly. Then, casting his
eyes about, he noticed Luke for the first time.
Now it was all clear to him.
Striding up to Luke’s seat,
he said threateningly, “Have you been talking
against me, you young jackanapes?”
“Yes, Mr. Coleman, I have,”
answered Luke steadily. “I thought it my
duty to inform this man of your character. I have
advised him to put his money into a savings-bank.”
“Curse you for an impertinent
meddler!” said Coleman wrathfully. “I’ll
get even with you for this!”
“You can do as you please,” said Luke
calmly.
Coleman went up to the farmer and
said, abruptly, “You’ve been imposed upon
by an unprincipled boy. He’s been telling
you lies about me.”
“He has given me good advice,”
said the farmer sturdily, “and I shall follow
it.”
“You are making a fool of yourself!”
“That is better than to be made fool of, and
lose my money.”
Coleman saw that the game was lost,
and left the car. He would gladly have assaulted
Luke, but knew that it would only get him into trouble.