TWO UNEXPECTED CHAMPIONS
It may well be imagined that there
was a commotion among the passengers when this stern
summons was heard. The highwaymen were but two
in number, but each was armed with a revolver, ready
for instant use.
One by one the passengers descended
from the stage, and stood trembling and panic-stricken
in the presence of the masked robbers. There
seems to be something in a mask which inspires added
terror, though it makes the wearers neither stronger
nor more effective.
Luke certainly felt startled and uncomfortable,
for he felt that he must surrender the money he had
with him, and this would be inconvenient, though the
loss would not be his, but his employer’s.
But, singularly enough, the passenger
who seemed most nervous and terrified was the stalwart
Colonel Braddon, who had boasted most noisily of what
he would do in case the stage were attacked. He
nervously felt in his pockets for his money, his face
pale and ashen, and said, imploringly: “Spare
my life, gentlemen; I will give you all I have.”
“All right, old man,”
said one of the stage robbers, as he took the proffered
pocketbook. “Haven’t you any more
money?”
“No; on my honor, gentlemen.
It will leave me penniless.”
“Hand over your watch.”
With a groan, Colonel Braddon handed
over a gold stem-winder, of Waltham make.
“Couldn’t you leave me
the watch, gentlemen?” he said, imploringly.
“It was a present to me last Christmas.”
“Can’t spare it. Make your friends
give you another.”
Next came the turn of Mortimer Sprague, the young
dude.
“Hand over your spondulics,
young feller,” said the second gentleman of
the road.
“Weally, I’m afraid I can’t, without
a good deal of twouble.”
“Oh, curse the trouble; do as I bid, or I’ll
break your silly head.”
“You see, gentlemen, I keep my money in my boots,
don’t you know.”
“Take off your boots, then, and be quick about
it.”
“I can’t; that is, without
help. They’re awfully tight, don’t
you know.”
“Which boot is your money in?” asked the
road agent, impatiently.
“The right boot.”
“Hold it up, then, and I’ll help you.”
The road agent stooped over, not suspecting
any danger, and in doing so laid down his revolver.
In a flash Mortimer Sprague electrified
not only his assailants, but all the stage passengers,
by producing a couple of revolvers, which he pointed
at the two road agents, and in a stern voice, wholly
unlike the affected tones in which he had hitherto
spoken, said: “Get out of here, you ruffians,
or I’ll fire!”
The startled road agent tried to pick
up his revolver, but Sprague instantly put his foot
on it, and repeated the command.
The other road agent, who was occupied
with the minister, turned to assist his comrade, when
he, too, received a check from an unexpected source.
The minister, who was an old man,
had a stout staff, which he used to guide him in his
steps. He raised it and brought it down with
emphasis on the arm which held the revolver, exclaiming.
“The sword of the Lord and of Gideon! I
smite thee, thou bold, bad man, not in anger, but
as an instrument of retribution.”
“Well done, reverend doctor!”
exclaimed Mortimer Sprague. “Between us
we will lay the rascals out!”
Luke, who was close at hand, secured
the fallen revolver be fore the road agent’s
arm had got over tingling with the paralyzing blow
dealt by the minister, who, in spite of his advanced
age, possessed a muscular arm.
“Now git, you two!” exclaimed
Mortimer Sprague. “Git, if you want to
escape with whole bones!”
Never, perhaps, did two road agents
look more foolish than these who had suffered such
a sudden and humiliating discomfiture from those among
the passengers whom they had feared least.
The young dude and the old missionary
had done battle for the entire stage-load of passengers,
and vanquished the masked robbers, before whom the
rest trembled.
“Stop!” said Colonel Braddon,
with a sudden thought. “One of the rascals
has got my pocketbook!”
“Which one?” asked Mortimer.
The colonel pointed him out.
Instantly the dude fired, and a bullet
whistled within a few inches of the road agent’s
head.
“Drop that pocketbook!”
he exclaimed, “or I’ll send another messenger
for it; that was only a warning!”
With an execration the thoroughly
terrified robber threw down the pocketbook, and the
relieved owner hastened forward to pick it up.
“I thought I’d fetch him,
don’t you know,” said the dude, relapsing
into his soft drawl.
By this time both the road agents
were at a safe distance, and the rescued passengers
breathed more freely.
“Really, Mr. Sprague,”
said Colonel Braddon, pompously, “you are entitled
to a great deal of credit for your gallant behavior;
you did what I proposed to do. Of course, I had
to submit to losing my pocketbook, but I was just
preparing to draw my revolver when you got the start
of me.”
“If I’d only known it,
colonel,” drawled Mr. Sprague, “I’d
have left the job for you. Weally, it would have
saved me a good deal of trouble. But I think
the reverend doctor here is entitled to the thanks
of the company. I never knew exactly what the
sword of the Lord and of Gideon was before, but I
see it means a good, stout stick.”
“I was speaking figuratively,
my young friend,” said the missionary “I
am not sure but I have acted unprofessionally, but
when I saw those men of violence despoiling us, I
felt the natural man rise within me, and I smote him
hip and thigh.”
“I thought you hit him on the
arm, doctor,” said Mr. Sprague.
“Again I spoke figuratively,
my young friend. I cannot say I regret yielding
to the impulse that moved me. I feel that I have
helped to foil the plans of the wicked.”
“Doctor,” said one of
the miners, “you’ve true grit. When
you preach at the Black Hills, count me and my friends
among the listeners. We’re all willing
to help along your new church, for you’re one
of the right sort.”
“My friends, I will gladly accept
your kind proposal, but I trust it will not be solely
because I have used this arm of flesh in your defense.
Mr. Sprague and I have but acted as humble instruments
in the hands of a Higher Power.”
“Well, gentlemen,” said
Colonel Braddon, “I think we may as well get
into the stage again and resume our journey.”
“What shall I do with this revolver?”
asked Luke, indicating the one he had picked up.
“Keep it,” said the colonel.
“You’ll make better use of it than the
rascal who lost it.”
“I’ve got an extra one
here,” said Mortimer Sprague, raising the one
on which he had put his foot. “I don’t
need it myself, so I will offer it to the reverend
doctor.”
The missionary shook his head.
“I should not know how to use
it,” he said, “nor indeed am I sure that
I should feel justified in doing so.”
“May I have it, sir?” asked one of the
miners.
“Certainly, if you want it,” said Mr.
Sprague.
“I couldn’t afford to
buy one; but I see that I shall need one out here.”
In five minutes the stage was again
on its way, and no further adventures were met with.
About the middle of the next day the party arrived
at Deadwood.