“If life were not worth having,”
said the preacher,
“’T would have in suicide
one pleasant feature.”
“An error,” said the pessimist,
“you’re making:
What’s not worth having cannot be
worth taking.”
FOR MERIT.
To Parmentier Parisians raise
A statue fine and large:
He cooked potatoes fifty ways,
Nor ever led a charge.
“Palmam qui meruit”—the
rest
You knew as well as I;
And best of all to him that best
Of sayings will apply.
Let meaner men the poet’s bays
Or warrior’s medal wear;
Who cooks potatoes fifty ways
Shall bear the palm—de
terre.
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