THE OFFICE OF THE “STANDARD.”
On the day after Thanksgiving, Harry
brought out from his carpet-bag his manuscript story,
and started with Oscar for the office of the “Weekly
Standard.” He bought the last copy of the
paper, and thus ascertained the location of the office.
Oscar turned the last page, and ran
through a sketch of about the same length as Harry’s.
“Yours is fully as good as this, Harry,”
he said.
“The editor may not think so.”
“Then he ought to.”
“This story is by one of his regular contributors,
Kenella Kent.”
“You’ll have to take a name yourself,—a
nom de plume, I mean.”
“I have written so far over the name of Franklin.”
“That will do very well for
essays, but is not appropriate for stories.”
“Suppose you suggest a name, Oscar.”
“How will ‘Fitz Fletcher’ do?”
“Mr. Fletcher would not permit me to take such
a liberty.”
“And you wouldn’t want to take it.”
“Not much.”
“Let me see. I suppose
I must task my invention, then. How will Old
Nick do?”
“People would think you wrote the story.”
“A fair hit. Hold on, I’ve got just
the name. Frank Lynn.”
“I thought you objected to that name.”
“You don’t understand
me. I mean two names, not one. Frank Lynn!
Don’t you see?”
“Yes, it’s a good plan. I’ll
adopt it.”
“Who knows but you may make the name illustrious,
Harry?”
“If I do, I’ll dedicate my first boot
to Oscar Vincent.”
“Shake hands on that.
I accept the dedication with mingled feelings of gratitude
and pleasure.”
“Better wait till you get it,”
said Harry, laughing. “Don’t count
your chickens before they’re hatched.”
“The first egg is laid, and
that’s something. But here we are at the
office.”
It was a building containing a large
number of offices. The names of the respective
occupants were printed on slips of black tin at the
entrance. From this, Harry found that the office
of the “Weekly Standard” was located at
No. 6.
“My heart begins to beat, Oscar,”
said Harry, naturally excited in anticipation of an
interview with one who could open the gates of authorship
to him.
“Does it?” asked Oscar.
“Mine has been beating for a number of years.”
“You are too matter-of-fact
for me, Oscar. If it was your own story, you
might feel differently.”
“Shall I pass it off as my own,
and make the negotiation?”
Harry was half tempted to say yes,
but it occurred to him that this might prove an embarrassment
in the future, and he declined the proposal.
They climbed rather a dark, and not
very elegant staircase, and found themselves before
No. 6.
Harry knocked, or was about to do
so, when a young lady with long ringlets, and a roll
of manuscript in her hand, who had followed them upstairs
advanced confidently, and, opening the door, went in.
The two boys followed, thinking the ceremony of knocking
needless.
They found themselves in a large room,
one corner of which was partitioned off for the editor’s
sanctum. A middle-aged man was directing papers
in the larger room, while piles of papers were ranged
on shelves at the sides of the apartment.
The two boys hesitated to advance,
but the young lady in ringlets went on, and entered
the office through the open door.
“We’ll wait till she is through,”
said Harry.
It was easy to hear the conversation
that passed between the young lady and the editor,
whom they could not see.
“Good-morning, Mr. Houghton,” she said.
“Good-morning. Take a
seat, please,” said the editor, pleasantly.
“Are you one of our contributors?”
“No, sir, not yet,” answered
the young lady, “but I would become so.”
“We are not engaging any new
contributors at present, but still if you have brought
anything for examination you may leave it.”
“I am not wholly unknown to
fame,” said the young lady, with an air of consequence.
“You have probably heard of Prunella Prune.”
“Possibly, but I don’t
at present recall it. We editors meet with so
many names, you know. What is the character of
your articles?”
“I am a poetess, sir, and I also write stories.”
“Poetry is a drug in the market.
We have twice as much offered us as we can accept.
Still we are always glad to welcome really meritorious
poems.”
“I trust my humble efforts will
please you,” said Prunella. “I have
here some lines to a nightingale, which have been very
much praised in our village. Shall I read them?”
“If you wish,” said the
editor, by no means cheerfully.
Miss Prune raised her voice, and commenced:—
“O star-eyed Nightingale,
How nobly thou dost sail
Through the air!
No other bird can compare
With the tuneful song
Which to thee doth belong.
I sit and hear thee sing,
While with tireless wing
Thou dost fly.
And it makes me feel so sad,
It makes me feel so bad,
I know not why,
And I heave so many sighs,
O warbler of the skies!”
“Is there much more?” asked the editor.
“That is the first verse. There are fifteen
more,” said Prunella.
“Then I think I shall not have
time at present to hear you read it all. You
may leave it, and I will look it over at my leisure.”
“If it suits you,” said Prunella, “how
much will it be worth?”
“I don’t understand.”
“How much would you be willing to pay for it?”
“Oh, we never pay for poems,” said Mr.
Houghton.
“Why not?” asked Miss Prune, evidently
disappointed.
“Our contributors are kind enough to send them
gratuitously.”
“Is that fostering American talent?” demanded
Prunella, indignantly.
“American poetical talent doesn’t
require fostering, judging from the loads of poems
which are sent in to us.”
“You pay for stories, I presume?”
“Yes, we pay for good, popular stories.”
“I have one here,” said
Prunella, untying her manuscript, “which I should
like to read to you.”
“You may read the first paragraph,
if you please. I haven’t time to hear
more. What is the title?”
“‘The Bandit’s Bride.’
This is the way it opens:—
“’The night was tempestuous.
Lightnings flashed in the cerulean sky, and the deep-voiced
thunder rolled from one end of the firmament to the
other. It was a landscape in Spain. From
a rocky defile gayly pranced forth a masked cavalier,
Roderigo di Lima, a famous bandit chief.
“’”Ha! ha!” he laughed
in demoniac glee, “the night is well fitted to
my purpose. Ere it passes, Isabella Gomez shall
be mine.”’”
“I think that will do,”
said Mr. Houghton, hastily. “I am afraid
that style won’t suit our readers.”
“Why not?” demanded Prunella,
sharply. “I can assure you, sir, that
it has been praised by excellent judges in our
village.”
“It is too exciting for our
readers. You had better carry it to ’The
Weekly Corsair.’”
“Do they pay well for contributions?”
“I really can’t say. How much do
you expect?”
“This story will make about
five columns. I think twenty-five dollars will
be about right.”
“I am afraid you will be disappointed.
We can’t afford to pay such prices, and the
‘Corsair’ has a smaller circulation than
our paper.”
“How much do you pay?”
“Two dollars a column.”
“I expected more,” said
Prunella, “but I will write for you at that
price.”
“Send us something suited to
our paper, and we will pay for it at that price.”
“I will write you a story to-morrow.
Good-morning, sir.”
“Good-morning, Miss Prune.”
The young lady with ringlets sailed
out of the editor’s room, and Oscar, nudging
Harry, said, “Now it is our turn. Come
along. Follow me, and don’t be frightened.”