READING UNDER DIFFICULTIES.
On reaching home, Fletcher looked
over his “Speaker,” and selected three
poems which he thought he could read with best effect.
The selection made, he sat down to his desk, and
wrote a reply to the invitation, as follows:—
“MISS PAULINE CLINTON:
I hasten to acknowledge your polite invitation to
occupy twenty minutes in reading choice selections
at your approaching Fair. I have paid much attention
to reading, and hope to be able to give pleasure to
the large numbers who will doubtless honor the occasion
with their presence. I have selected three poems,—Poe’s
Raven, the Battle of Ivry, by Macaulay, and Marco
Bozarris, by Halleck. I shall be much pleased
if my humble efforts add eclat to the occasion.
“Yours, very respectfully,
“FITZGERALD FLETCHER.”
“There,” said Fletcher,
reading his letter through with satisfaction.
“I think that will do. It is high-toned
and dignified, and shows that I am highly cultured
and refined. I will copy it off, and mail it.”
Fletcher saw his letter deposited
in the post-office, and returned to his room.
“I ought to practise reading
these poems, so as to do it up handsomely,”
he said. “I suppose I shall get a good
notice in the ‘Gazette.’ If I do,
I will buy a dozen papers, and send to my friends.
They will see that I am a person of consequence in
Centreville, even if I didn’t get elected to
any office in the high and mighty Clionian Society.”
I am sorry that I cannot reproduce
the withering sarcasm which Fletcher put into his
tone in the last sentence.
When Demosthenes was practising oratory,
he sought the sea-shore; but Fitzgerald repaired instead
to a piece of woods about half a mile distant.
It was rather an unfortunate selection, as will appear.
It so happened that Tom Carver and
Hiram Huntley were strolling about the woods, when
they espied Fletcher approaching with an open book
in his hand.
“Hiram,” said Tom, “there’s
fun coming. There’s Fitz Fletcher with
his ‘Speaker’ in his hand. He’s
going to practise reading in the woods. Let
us hide, and hear the fun.”
“I’m in for it,”
said Hiram, “but where will be the best place
to hide?”
“Here in this hollow tree.
He’ll be very apt to halt here.”
“All right! Go ahead, I’ll follow.”
They quickly concealed themselves
in the tree, unobserved by Fletcher, whose eyes were
on his book.
About ten feet from the tree he paused.
“I guess this’ll be a
good place,” he said aloud. “There’s
no one to disturb me here. Now, which shall
I begin with? I think I’ll try The Raven.
But first it may be well to practise an appropriate
little speech. Something like this:”—
Fletcher made a low bow to the assembled
trees, cleared his throat, and commenced,—
“Ladies and Gentlemen:
It gives me great pleasure to appear before you this
evening, in compliance with the request of the committee,
who have thought that my humble efforts would give
eclat to the fair. I am not a professional
reader, but I have ever found pleasure in reciting
the noble productions of our best authors, and I hope
to give you pleasure.”
“That’ll do, I think,”
said Fletcher, complacently. “Now I’ll
try The Raven.”
In a deep, sepulchral tone, Fletcher
read the first verse, which is quoted below:—
“Once upon a midnight dreary, while
I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume
of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly
there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping
at my chamber door.
‘’Tis some visitor,’
I muttered, ’tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.’”
Was it fancy, or did Fletcher really
hear a slow, measured tapping near him—upon
one of the trees, as it seemed? He started, and
looked nervously; but the noise stopped, and he decided
that he had been deceived, since no one was visible.
The boys within the tree made no other
demonstration till Fletcher had read the following
verse:—
“Back into the chamber turning,
all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping, something
louder than before.
‘Surely,’ said I, ’surely
that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then what thereat is, and this
mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment, and this
mystery explore;
‘Tis the wind, and nothing more.’”
Here an indescribable, unearthly noise
was heard from the interior of the tree, like the
wailing of some discontented ghost.
“Good heavens! what’s
that?” ejaculated Fletcher, turning pale, and
looking nervously around him.
It was growing late, and the branches
above him, partially stripped of their leaves, rustled
in the wind. Fletcher was somewhat nervous,
and the weird character of the poem probably increased
this feeling, and made him very uncomfortable.
He summoned up courage enough, however, to go on,
though his voice shook a little. He was permitted
to go on without interruption to the end. Those
who are familiar with the poem, know that it becomes
more and more wild and weird as it draws to the conclusion.
This, with his gloomy surroundings, had its effect
upon the mind of Fletcher. Scarcely had he uttered
the last words, when a burst of wild and sepulchral
laughter was heard within a few feet of him.
A cry of fear proceeded from Fletcher, and, clutching
his book, he ran at wild speed from the enchanted
spot, not daring to look behind him. Indeed,
he never stopped running till he passed out of the
shadow of the woods, and was well on his way homeward.
Tom Carver and Hiram crept out from
their place of concealment. They threw themselves
on the ground, and roared with laughter.
“I never had such fun in my life,” said
Tom.
“Nor I.”
“I wonder what Fitz thought.”
“That the wood was enchanted, probably; he left
in a hurry.”
“Yes; he stood not on the order of his going,
but went at once.”
“I wish I could have seen him. We must
have made a fearful noise.”
“I was almost frightened myself.
He must be almost home by this time.”
“When do you think he’ll find out about
the trick?”
“About the invitation?
Not till he gets a letter from Miss Clinton, telling
him it is all a mistake. He will be terribly
mortified.”
Meanwhile Fletcher reached home, tired
and out of breath. His temporary fear was over,
but he was quite at sea as to the cause of the noises
he had heard. He could not suspect any of his
school-fellows, for no one was visible, nor had he
any idea that any were in the wood at the time.
“I wonder if it was an animal,”
he reflected. “It was a fearful noise.
I must find some other place to practise reading in.
I wouldn’t go to that wood again for fifty
dollars.”
But Fletcher’s readings were
not destined to be long continued. When he got
home from school the next day, he found the following
note, which had been left for him during the forenoon:—
“MR. FITZGERALD FLETCHER,—Dear
Sir: I beg to thank you for your kind proposal
to read at our Fair; but I think there must be some
mistake in the matter, as we have never contemplated
having any readings, nor have I written to you on
the subject, as you intimate. I fear that we
shall not have time to spare for such a feature, though,
under other circumstances, it might be attractive.
In behalf of the committee, I beg to tender thanks
for your kind proposal.
“Yours respectfully,
“PAULINE CLINTON.”
Fletcher read this letter with feelings
which can better be imagined than described.
He had already written home in the most boastful
manner about the invitation he had received, and he
knew that before he could contradict it, it would
have been generally reported by his gratified parents
to his city friends. And now he would be compelled
to explain that he had been duped, besides enduring
the jeers of those who had planned the trick.
This was more than he could endure.
He formed a sudden resolution. He would feign
illness, and go home the next day. He could let
it be inferred that it was sickness alone which had
compelled him to give up the idea of appearing as
a public reader.
Fitz immediately acted upon his decision,
and the next day found him on the way to Boston.
He never returned to the Prescott Academy as a student.