Fitz and his cousin.
The next morning at eight the boys
began to gather in the field beside the Seminary.
They began to play ball, but took little interest
in the game, compared with the “tragedy in real
life,” as Tom jocosely called it, which was
expected soon to come off.
Fitz appeared upon the scene early.
In fact one of the boys called for him, and induced
him to come round to school earlier than usual.
Significant glances were exchanged when he made his
appearance, but Fitz suspected nothing, and was quite
unaware that he was attracting more attention than
usual.
Punctually at half-past eight, Abner
Bickford with his tin-cart appeared in the street,
and with a twitch of the rein began to ascend the
Academy Hill.
“Look there,” said Tom
Carver, “the tin-pedler’s coming up the
hill. Wonder if he expects to sell any of his
wares to us boys. Do you know him, Fitz?”
“I!” answered Fitzgerald
with a scornful look, “what should I know of
a tin-pedler?”
Tom’s mouth twitched, and his
eyes danced with the anticipation of fun.
By this time Mr. Bickford had brought
his horse to a halt, and jumping from his box, approached
the group of boys, who suspended their game.
“We don’t want any tinware,”
said one of the boys, who was not in the secret.
“Want to know! Perhaps
you haven’t got tin enough to pay for it.
Never mind, I’ll buy you for old rags, at two
cents a pound.”
“He has you there, Harvey,”
said Tom Carver. “Can I do anything for
you, sir?”
“Is your name Fletcher?”
asked Abner, not appearing to recognize Tom.
“Why, he wants you, Fitz!” said Harvey,
in surprise.
“This gentleman’s name
is Fletcher,” said Tom, placing his hand on
the shoulder of the astonished Fitzgerald.
“Not Fitz Fletcher?” said Abner, interrogatively.
“My name is Fitzgerald Fletcher,”
said the young Bostonian, haughtily, “but I
am at a loss to understand why you should desire to
see me.”
Abner advanced with hand extended,
his face lighted up with an expansive grin.
“Why, Cousin Fitz,” he
said heartily, “do you mean to say you don’t
know me?”
“Sir,” said Fitzgerald,
drawing back, “you are entirely mistaken in
the person. I don’t know you.”
“I guess it’s you that
are mistaken, Fitz,” said the pedler, familiarly;
“why, don’t you remember Cousin Abner,
that used to trot you on his knee when you was a baby?
Give us your hand, in memory of old times.”
“You must be crazy,” said
Fitzgerald, his cheeks red with indignation, and all
the more exasperated because he saw significant smiles
on the faces of his school-companions.
“I s’pose you was too
young to remember me,” said Abner. “I
haint seen you for ten years.”
“Sir,” said Fitz, wrathfully,
“you are trying to impose upon me. I am
a native of Boston.”
“Of course you be,” said
the imperturbable pedler. “Cousin Jim—that’s
your father—went to Boston when he was a
boy, and they do say he’s worked his way up
to be a mighty rich man. Your father is rich,
aint he?”
“My father is wealthy, and always
was,” said Fitzgerald.
“No he wasn’t, Cousin
Fitz,” said Abner. “When he was a
boy, he used to work in grandfather’s store
up to Hampton; but he got sort of discontented and
went to Boston. Did you ever hear him tell of
his cousin Roxanna? That’s my mother.”
“I see that you mean to insult
me, fellow,” said Fitz, pale with passion.
“I don’t know what your object is, in
pretending that I am your relation. If you want
any pecuniary help—”
“Hear the boy talk!” said
the pedler, bursting into a horse laugh. “Abner
Bickford don’t want no pecuniary help, as you
call it. My tin-cart’ll keep me, I guess.”
“You needn’t claim relationship
with me,” said Fitzgerald, scornfully; “I
haven’t any low relations.”
“That’s so,” said
Abner, emphatically; “but I aint sure whether
I can say that for myself.”
“Do you mean to insult me?”
“How can I? I was talkin’
of my relations. You say you aint one of ’em.”
“I am not.”
“Then you needn’t go for
to put on the coat. But you’re out of your
reckoning, I guess. I remember your mother very
well. She was Susan Baker.”
“Is that true, Fitz?”
“Ye—es,” answered Fitz, reluctantly.
“I told you so,” said the pedler, triumphantly.
“Perhaps he is your cousin, after all,”
said Henry Fairbanks.
“I tell you he isn’t,” said Fletcher,
impetuously.
“How should he know your mother’s name,
then, Fitz?” asked Tom.
“Some of you fellows told him,” said Fitzgerald.
“I can say, for one, that I never knew it,”
said Tom.
“Nor I.”
“Nor I.”
“We used to call her Sukey Baker,”
said Abner. “She used to go to the deestrict
school along of Mother. They was in the same
class. I haven’t seen your mother since
you was a baby. How many children has she got?”
“I must decline answering your
impertinent questions.” said Fitzgerald, desperately.
He began to entertain, for the first time, the horrible
suspicion that the pedler’s story might be true—that
he might after all be his cousin. But he resolved
that he never would admit it—never!
Where would be his pretentious claims to aristocracy—where
his pride—if this humiliating discovery
were made? Judging of his school-fellows and
himself, he feared that they would look down upon
him.
“You seem kind o’ riled
to find that I am your cousin,” said Abner.
“Now, Fitz, that’s foolish. I aint
rich, to be sure, but I’m respectable.
I don’t drink nor chew, and I’ve got five
hundred dollars laid away in the bank.”
“You’re welcome to your
five hundred dollars,” said Fitz, in what was
meant to be a tone of withering sarcasm.
“Am I? Well, I’d
orter be, considerin’ I earned it by hard work.
Seems to me you’ve got high notions, Fitz.
Your mother was kind of flighty, and I’ve heard
mine say Cousin Jim—that’s your father—was
mighty sot up by gettin’ rich. But seems
to me you ought not to deny your own flesh and blood.”
“I don’t know who you refer to, sir.”
“Why, you don’t seem to want to own me
as your cousin.”
“Of course not. You’re only a common
tin-pedler.”
“Well, I know I’m a tin-pedler,
but that don’t change my bein’ your cousin.”
“I wish my father was here to expose your falsehood.”
“Hold on there!” said
Abner. “You’re goin’ a leetle
too far. I don’t let no man, nor boy neither,
charge me with lyin’, if he is my cousin, I
don’t stand that, nohow.”
There was something in Abner’s
tone which convinced Fitzgerald that he was in earnest,
and that he himself must take care not to go too far.
“I don’t wish to have
anything more to say to you,” said Fitz.”
“I say, boys,” said Abner,
turning to the crowd who had now formed a circle around
the cousins, “I leave it to you if it aint mean
for Fitz to treat me in that way. If he was
to come to my house, that aint the way I’d treat
him.”
“Come, Fitz,” said Tom,
“you are not behaving right. I would not
treat my cousin that way.”
“He isn’t my cousin, and
you know it,” said Fitz, stamping with rage.
“I wish I wasn’t,”
said Abner. “If I could have my pick, I’d
rather have him,” indicating Tom. “But
blood can’t be wiped out. We’re
cousins, even if we don’t like it.”
“Are you quite sure you are
right about this relationship?” asked Henry
Fairbanks, gravely. “Fitz, here, says he
belongs to one of the first families of Boston.”
“Well, I belong to one of the
first families of Hampton,” said Abner, with
a grin. “Nobody don’t look down on
me, I guess.”
“You hear that, Fitz,”
said Oscar. “Be sensible, and shake hands
with your cousin.”
“Yes, shake hands with your cousin!” echoed
the boys.
“You all seem to want to insult me,” said
Fitz, sullenly.
“Not I,” said Oscar, “and
I’ll prove it—will you shake hands
with me, sir?”
“That I will,” said Abner,
heartily. “I can see that you’re
a young gentleman, and I wish I could say as much
for my cousin, Fitz.”
Oscar’s example was followed
by the rest of the boys, who advanced in turn, and
shook hands with the tin-pedler.
“Now Fitz, it’s your turn,” said
Tom.
“I decline,” said Fitz, holding his hands
behind his back.
“How much he looks like his
marm did when she was young,” said Abner.
“Well, boys, I can’t stop no longer.
I didn’t think Cousin Fitz would be so stuck
up, just because his father’s made some money.
Good-mornin’!”
“Three cheers for Fitz’s cousin!”
shouted Tom.
They were given with a will, and Mr.
Bickford made acknowledgment by a nod and a grin.
“Remember me to your mother
when you write, Cousin Fitz,” he said at parting.
Fitz was too angry to reply.
He walked off sullenly, deeply mortified and humiliated,
and for weeks afterward nothing would more surely
throw him into a rage than any allusion to his cousin
the tin-pedler. One good effect, however, followed.
He did not venture to allude to the social position
of his family in presence of his school-mates, and
found it politic to lay aside some of his airs of
superiority.