The tin-pedler.
Those of my readers who live in large
cities are probably not familiar with the travelling
tin-pedler, who makes his appearance at frequent intervals
in the country towns and villages of New England.
His stock of tinware embraces a large variety of articles
for culinary purposes, ranging from milk-pans to nutmeg-graters.
These are contained in a wagon of large capacity,
in shape like a box, on which he sits enthroned a
merchant prince. Unlike most traders, he receives
little money, most of his transactions being in the
form of a barter, whereby be exchanges his merchandise
for rags, white and colored, which have accumulated
in the household, and are gladly traded off for bright
tinware. Behind the cart usually depend two
immense bags, one for white, the other for colored
rags, which, in time, are sold to paper manufacturers.
It may be that the very paper on which this description
is printed, was manufactured from rags so collected.
Abner Bickford was the proprietor
of such an establishment as I have described.
No one, at first sight, would have hesitated to class
him as a Yankee. He was long in the limbs, and
long in the face, with a shrewd twinkle in the eye,
a long nose, and the expression of a man who respected
himself and feared nobody. He was unpolished,
in his manners, and knew little of books, but he belonged
to the same resolute and hardy type of men who in
years past sprang to arms, and fought bravely for
an idea. He was strong in his manhood, and would
have stood unabashed before a king. Such was
the man who was to mortify the pride of Fitzgerald
Fletcher.
Tom Carver watched for his arrival
in Centreville, and walking up to his cart, accosted
him.
“Good-morning, Mr. Bickford.”
“Good-mornin’, young man.
You’ve got the advantage of me. I never
saw you before as I know of.”
“I am Tom Carver, at your service.”
“Glad to know you. Where
do you live? Maybe your wife would like some
tinware this mornin’?” said Abner, relaxing
his gaunt features into a smile.
“She didn’t say anything
about it when I came out,” said Tom, entering
into the joke.
“Maybe you’d like a tin-dipper for your
youngest boy?”
“Maybe I would, if you’ve got any to give
away.”
“I see you’ve cut your
eye-teeth. Is there anything else I can do for
you? I’m in for a trade.”
“I don’t know, unless I sell myself for
rags.”
“Anything for a trade. I’ll give
you two cents a pound.”
“That’s too cheap.
I came to ask your help in a trick we boys want to
play on one of our number.”
“Sho! you don’t say so. That aint
exactly in my line.”
“I’ll tell you all about
it. There’s a chap at our school—the
Academy, you know—who’s awfully stuck
up. He’s all the time bragging about belonging
to a first family in Boston, and turning up his nose
at poorer boys. We want to mortify him.”
“Just so!” said Abner, nodding.
“Drive ahead!”
“Well, we thought if you’d
call at the school and ask after him, and pretend
he was a cousin of yours, and all that, it would make
him mad.”
“Oh, I see,” said Abner,
nodding, “he wouldn’t like to own a tin-pedler
for his cousin.”
“No,” said Tom; “he
wants us to think all his relations are rich.
I wouldn’t mind at all myself,” he added,
it suddenly occurring to him that Abner’s feelings
might be hurt.
“Good!” said Abner, “I
see you aint one of the stuck-up kind. I’ve
got some relations in Boston myself, that are rich
and stuck up. I never go near ’em.
What’s the name of this chap you’re talkin’
about?”
“Fletcher—Fitzgerald Fletcher.”
“Fletcher!” repeated Abner. “Whew!
well, that’s a joke!”
“What’s a joke?” asked Tom, rather
surprised.
“Why, he is my relation—a
sort of second cousin. Why, my mother and his
father are own cousins. So, don’t you see
we’re second cousins?”
“That’s splendid!” exclaimed Tom.
“I can hardly believe it.”
“It’s so. My mother’s
name was Fletcher—Roxanna Fletcher—afore
she married. Jim Fletcher—this boy’s
father—used to work in my grandfather’s
store, up to Hampton, but he got kinder discontented,
and went off to Boston, where he’s been lucky,
and they do say he’s mighty rich now.
I never go nigh him, ’cause I know he looks down
on his country cousins, and I don’t believe
in pokin’ my nose in where I aint wanted.”
“Then you are really and truly Fitz’s
cousin?”
“If that’s the boy’s
name. Seems to me it’s a kinder queer one.
I s’pose it’s a fust-claas name.
Sounds rather stuck up.”
“Won’t the boys roar when
they hear about it! Are you willing to enter
into our plan?”
“Well,” said Abner, “I’ll
do it. I can’t abide folks that’s
stuck up. I’d rather own a cousin like
you.”
“Thank you, Mr. Bickford.”
“When do you want me to come round?”
“How long do you stay in town?”
“Well, I expect to stop overnight
at the tavern; I can’t get through in one day.”
“Then come round to the Academy
to-morrow morning, about half-past eight. School
don’t begin till nine, but the boys will be playing
ball alongside. Then we’ll give you an
introduction to your cousin.”
“That’ll suit me well enough. I’ll
come.”
Tom Carver returned in triumph, and
communicated to the other boys the arrangement be
had made with Mr. Bickford, and his unexpected discovery
of the genuine relationship that existed between Fitz
and the tin-pedler. His communication was listened
to with great delight, and no little hilarity, and
the boys discussed the probable effect of the projected
meeting.
“Fitz will be perfectly raving,”
said Henry Fairbanks. “There’s nothing
that will take down his pride so much.”
“He’ll deny the relationship, probably,”
said Oscar.
“How can he?”
“He’ll do it. See
if he don’t. It would be death to all his
aristocratic claims to admit it.”
“Suppose it were yourself, Oscar?”
“I’d say, ‘How are
you, cousin? How’s the the business?’”
answered Oscar, promptly.
“I believe you would, Oscar. There’s
nothing of the snob about you.”
“I hope not.”
“Yet your family stands as high as Fletcher’s.”
“That’s a point I leave
to others to discuss,” said Oscar. “My
father is universally respected, I am sure, but he
rose from the ranks. He was once a printer’s
devil, like my friend Harry Walton. Wouldn’t
it be ridiculous in me to turn up my nose at Walton,
just because be stands now where my father did thirty
years ago? It would be the same thing as sneering
at father.”
“Give us your hand, Oscar,”
said Henry Fairbanks. “You’ve got
no nonsense about you—I like you.”
“I’m not sure whether
your compliment is deserved, Henry,” said Oscar,
“but if I have any nonsense it isn’t of
that kind.”
“Do you believe Fitz has any
suspicion that he has a cousin in the tin business?”
“No; I don’t believe he
has. He must know he has poor relations, living
in the country, but he probably thinks as little as
possible about them. As long as they don’t
intrude themselves upon his greatness, I suppose he
is satisfied.”
“And as long as no one suspects
that he has any connection with such plebeians.”
“Of course.”
“What sort of a man is this tin-pedler, Tom?”
asked Oscar.
“He’s a pretty sharp fellow—not
educated, or polished, you know, but he seems to have
some sensible ideas. He said he had never seen
the Fletchers; because he didn’t want to poke
his nose in where he wasn’t wanted. He
showed his good sense also by saying that he had rather
have me for a cousin than Fitz.”
“That isn’t a very high compliment—I’d
say the same myself.”
“Thank you, Oscar. Your
compliment exalts me. You won’t mind my
strutting a little.”
And Tom humorously threw back his
head, and strutted about with mock pride.
“To be sure,” said Oscar,
“you don’t belong to one of the first
families of Boston, like our friend, Fitz.”
“No, I belong to one of the
second families. You can’t blame me, for
I can’t help it.”
“No, I won’t blame you,
but of course I consider you low.”
“I am afraid, Tom, I haven’t
got any cousins in the tin trade, like Fitz.”
“Poor Fitz! he little dreams
of his impending trial. If he did, I am afraid
he wouldn’t sleep a wink to-night.”
“I wish I thought as much of
myself as Fitz does,” said Henry Fairbanks.
“You can see by his dignified pace, and the
way he tosses his head, how well satisfied he is with
being Fitzgerald Fletcher, Esq.”
“I’ll bet five cents he
won’t strut round so much to-morrow afternoon,”
said Tom, “after his interview with his new cousin.
But hush, boys! Not a word more of this.
There’s Fitz coming up the hill. I wouldn’t
have him suspect what’s going on, or he might
defeat our plans by staying away.”