Comprises certain Particulars arising
out of a Visit of Condolence, which may prove important
hereafter. Smike unexpectedly encounters a very
old Friend, who invites him to his House, and will
take no Denial
Quite unconscious of the demonstrations
of their amorous neighbour, or their effects upon
the susceptible bosom of her mama, Kate Nickleby had,
by this time, begun to enjoy a settled feeling of
tranquillity and happiness, to which, even in occasional
and transitory glimpses, she had long been a stranger.
Living under the same roof with the beloved brother
from whom she had been so suddenly and hardly separated:
with a mind at ease, and free from any persecutions
which could call a blush into her cheek, or a pang
into her heart, she seemed to have passed into a new
state of being. Her former cheerfulness was restored,
her step regained its elasticity and lightness, the
colour which had forsaken her cheek visited it once
again, and Kate Nickleby looked more beautiful than
ever.
Such was the result to which Miss
La Creevy’s ruminations and observations led
her, when the cottage had been, as she emphatically
said, ’thoroughly got to rights, from the chimney-pots
to the street-door scraper,’ and the busy little
woman had at length a moment’s time to think
about its inmates.
‘Which I declare I haven’t
had since I first came down here,’ said Miss
La Creevy; ’for I have thought of nothing but
hammers, nails, screwdrivers, and gimlets, morning,
noon, and night.’
‘You never bestowed one thought
upon yourself, I believe,’ returned Kate, smiling.
’Upon my word, my dear, when
there are so many pleasanter things to think of, I
should be a goose if I did,’ said Miss La Creevy.
’By-the-bye, I have thought of somebody
too. Do you know, that I observe a great change
in one of this family—a very extraordinary
change?’
‘In whom?’ asked Kate, anxiously.
‘Not in—’
‘Not in your brother, my dear,’
returned Miss La Creevy, anticipating the close of
the sentence, ’for he is always the same affectionate
good-natured clever creature, with a spice of the—I
won’t say who—in him when there’s
any occasion, that he was when I first knew you.
No. Smike, as he will be called, poor fellow!
for he won’t hear of a Mr before his name,
is greatly altered, even in this short time.’
‘How?’ asked Kate. ‘Not in
health?’
‘N—n—o;
perhaps not in health exactly,’ said Miss La
Creevy, pausing to consider, ’although he is
a worn and feeble creature, and has that in his face
which it would wring my heart to see in yours.
No; not in health.’
‘How then?’
‘I scarcely know,’ said
the miniature painter. ’But I have watched
him, and he has brought the tears into my eyes many
times. It is not a very difficult matter to do
that, certainly, for I am easily melted; still I think
these came with good cause and reason. I am
sure that since he has been here, he has grown, from
some strong cause, more conscious of his weak intellect.
He feels it more. It gives him greater pain
to know that he wanders sometimes, and cannot understand
very simple things. I have watched him when
you have not been by, my dear, sit brooding by himself,
with such a look of pain as I could scarcely bear to
see, and then get up and leave the room: so sorrowfully,
and in such dejection, that I cannot tell you how
it has hurt me. Not three weeks ago, he was
a light-hearted busy creature, overjoyed to be in
a bustle, and as happy as the day was long. Now,
he is another being—the same willing, harmless,
faithful, loving creature—but the same
in nothing else.’
‘Surely this will all pass off,’
said Kate. ‘Poor fellow!’
‘I hope,’ returned her
little friend, with a gravity very unusual in her,
’it may. I hope, for the sake of that poor
lad, it may. However,’ said Miss La Creevy,
relapsing into the cheerful, chattering tone, which
was habitual to her, ’I have said my say, and
a very long say it is, and a very wrong say too, I
shouldn’t wonder at all. I shall cheer
him up tonight, at all events, for if he is to be
my squire all the way to the Strand, I shall talk
on, and on, and on, and never leave off, till I have
roused him into a laugh at something. So the
sooner he goes, the better for him, and the sooner
I go, the better for me, I am sure, or else I shall
have my maid gallivanting with somebody who may rob
the house—though what there is to take
away, besides tables and chairs, I don’t know,
except the miniatures: and he is a clever thief
who can dispose of them to any great advantage, for
I can’t, I know, and that’s the honest
truth.’
So saying, little Miss La Creevy hid
her face in a very flat bonnet, and herself in a very
big shawl; and fixing herself tightly into the latter,
by means of a large pin, declared that the omnibus
might come as soon as it pleased, for she was quite
ready.
But there was still Mrs Nickleby to
take leave of; and long before that good lady had
concluded some reminiscences bearing upon, and appropriate
to, the occasion, the omnibus arrived. This put
Miss La Creevy in a great bustle, in consequence whereof,
as she secretly rewarded the servant girl with eighteen-pence
behind the street-door, she pulled out of her reticule
ten-pennyworth of halfpence, which rolled into all
possible corners of the passage, and occupied some
considerable time in the picking up. This ceremony
had, of course, to be succeeded by a second kissing
of Kate and Mrs Nickleby, and a gathering together
of the little basket and the brown-paper parcel, during
which proceedings, ’the omnibus,’ as Miss
La Creevy protested, ’swore so dreadfully, that
it was quite awful to hear it.’ At length
and at last, it made a feint of going away, and then
Miss La Creevy darted out, and darted in, apologising
with great volubility to all the passengers, and declaring
that she wouldn’t purposely have kept them waiting
on any account whatever. While she was looking
about for a convenient seat, the conductor pushed
Smike in, and cried that it was all right—though
it wasn’t—and away went the huge
vehicle, with the noise of half-a-dozen brewers’
drays at least.
Leaving it to pursue its journey at
the pleasure of the conductor aforementioned, who
lounged gracefully on his little shelf behind, smoking
an odoriferous cigar; and leaving it to stop, or go
on, or gallop, or crawl, as that gentleman deemed expedient
and advisable; this narrative may embrace the opportunity
of ascertaining the condition of Sir Mulberry Hawk,
and to what extent he had, by this time, recovered
from the injuries consequent on being flung violently
from his cabriolet, under the circumstances already
detailed.
With a shattered limb, a body severely
bruised, a face disfigured by half-healed scars, and
pallid from the exhaustion of recent pain and fever,
Sir Mulberry Hawk lay stretched upon his back, on
the couch to which he was doomed to be a prisoner for
some weeks yet to come. Mr Pyke and Mr Pluck
sat drinking hard in the next room, now and then varying
the monotonous murmurs of their conversation with
a half-smothered laugh, while the young lord—
the only member of the party who was not thoroughly
irredeemable, and who really had a kind heart—sat
beside his Mentor, with a cigar in his mouth, and
read to him, by the light of a lamp, such scraps of
intelligence from a paper of the day, as were most
likely to yield him interest or amusement.
‘Curse those hounds!’
said the invalid, turning his head impatiently towards
the adjoining room; ’will nothing stop their
infernal throats?’
Messrs Pyke and Pluck heard the exclamation,
and stopped immediately: winking to each other
as they did so, and filling their glasses to the brim,
as some recompense for the deprivation of speech.
‘Damn!’ muttered the sick
man between his teeth, and writhing impatiently in
his bed. ’Isn’t this mattress hard
enough, and the room dull enough, and pain bad enough,
but they must torture me? What’s the
time?’
‘Half-past eight,’ replied his friend.
‘Here, draw the table nearer,
and let us have the cards again,’ said Sir Mulberry.
‘More piquet. Come.’
It was curious to see how eagerly
the sick man, debarred from any change of position
save the mere turning of his head from side to side,
watched every motion of his friend in the progress
of the game; and with what eagerness and interest
he played, and yet how warily and coolly. His
address and skill were more than twenty times a match
for his adversary, who could make little head against
them, even when fortune favoured him with good cards,
which was not often the case. Sir Mulberry won
every game; and when his companion threw down the
cards, and refused to play any longer, thrust forth
his wasted arm and caught up the stakes with a boastful
oath, and the same hoarse laugh, though considerably
lowered in tone, that had resounded in Ralph Nickleby’s
dining-room, months before.
While he was thus occupied, his man
appeared, to announce that Mr Ralph Nickleby was below,
and wished to know how he was, tonight.
‘Better,’ said Sir Mulberry, impatiently.
‘Mr Nickleby wishes to know, sir—’
‘I tell you, better,’
replied Sir Mulberry, striking his hand upon the table.
The man hesitated for a moment or
two, and then said that Mr Nickleby had requested
permission to see Sir Mulberry Hawk, if it was not
inconvenient.
‘It is inconvenient.
I can’t see him. I can’t see anybody,’
said his master, more violently than before.
’You know that, you blockhead.’
‘I am very sorry, sir,’
returned the man. ’But Mr Nickleby pressed
so much, sir—’
The fact was, that Ralph Nickleby
had bribed the man, who, being anxious to earn his
money with a view to future favours, held the door
in his hand, and ventured to linger still.
‘Did he say whether he had any
business to speak about?’ inquired Sir Mulberry,
after a little impatient consideration.
’No, sir. He said he wished
to see you, sir. Particularly, Mr Nickleby said,
sir.’
‘Tell him to come up.
Here,’ cried Sir Mulberry, calling the man back,
as he passed his hand over his disfigured face, ’move
that lamp, and put it on the stand behind me.
Wheel that table away, and place a chair there—further
off. Leave it so.’
The man obeyed these directions as
if he quite comprehended the motive with which they
were dictated, and left the room. Lord Frederick
Verisopht, remarking that he would look in presently,
strolled into the adjoining apartment, and closed the
folding door behind him.
Then was heard a subdued footstep
on the stairs; and Ralph Nickleby, hat in hand, crept
softly into the room, with his body bent forward as
if in profound respect, and his eyes fixed upon the
face of his worthy client.
‘Well, Nickleby,’ said
Sir Mulberry, motioning him to the chair by the couch
side, and waving his hand in assumed carelessness,
’I have had a bad accident, you see.’
‘I see,’ rejoined Ralph,
with the same steady gaze. ’Bad, indeed!
I should not have known you, Sir Mulberry. Dear,
dear! This is bad.’
Ralph’s manner was one of profound
humility and respect; and the low tone of voice was
that, which the gentlest consideration for a sick
man would have taught a visitor to assume. But
the expression of his face, Sir Mulberry’s being
averted, was in extraordinary contrast; and as he
stood, in his usual attitude, calmly looking on the
prostrate form before him, all that part of his features
which was not cast into shadow by his protruding and
contracted brows, bore the impress of a sarcastic smile.
‘Sit down,’ said Sir Mulberry,
turning towards him, as though by a violent effort.
‘Am I a sight, that you stand gazing there?’
As he turned his face, Ralph recoiled
a step or two, and making as though he were irresistibly
impelled to express astonishment, but was determined
not to do so, sat down with well-acted confusion.
‘I have inquired at the door,
Sir Mulberry, every day,’ said Ralph, ’twice
a day, indeed, at first—and tonight, presuming
upon old acquaintance, and past transactions by which
we have mutually benefited in some degree, I could
not resist soliciting admission to your chamber.
Have you—have you suffered much?’
said Ralph, bending forward, and allowing the same
harsh smile to gather upon his face, as the other
closed his eyes.
’More than enough to please
me, and less than enough to please some broken-down
hacks that you and I know of, and who lay their ruin
between us, I dare say,’ returned Sir Mulberry,
tossing his arm restlessly upon the coverlet.
Ralph shrugged his shoulders in deprecation
of the intense irritation with which this had been
said; for there was an aggravating, cold distinctness
in his speech and manner which so grated on the sick
man that he could scarcely endure it.
’And what is it in these “past
transactions,” that brought you here tonight?’
asked Sir Mulberry.
‘Nothing,’ replied Ralph.
’There are some bills of my lord’s which
need renewal; but let them be till you are well.
I—I— came,’ said Ralph,
speaking more slowly, and with harsher emphasis, ’I
came to say how grieved I am that any relative of
mine, although disowned by me, should have inflicted
such punishment on you as—’
‘Punishment!’ interposed Sir Mulberry.
‘I know it has been a severe
one,’ said Ralph, wilfully mistaking the meaning
of the interruption, ’and that has made me the
more anxious to tell you that I disown this vagabond—that
I acknowledge him as no kin of mine—and
that I leave him to take his deserts from you, and
every man besides. You may wring his neck if
you please. I shall not interfere.’
‘This story that they tell me
here, has got abroad then, has it?’ asked Sir
Mulberry, clenching his hands and teeth.
‘Noised in all directions,’
replied Ralph. ’Every club and gaming-room
has rung with it. There has been a good song
made about it, as I am told,’ said Ralph, looking
eagerly at his questioner. ’I have not
heard it myself, not being in the way of such things,
but I have been told it’s even printed—for
private circulation—but that’s all
over town, of course.’
‘It’s a lie!’ said
Sir Mulberry; ’I tell you it’s all a lie.
The mare took fright.’
‘They say he frightened
her,’ observed Ralph, in the same unmoved and
quiet manner. ’Some say he frightened you,
but that’s a lie, I know. I have
said that boldly—oh, a score of times!
I am a peaceable man, but I can’t hear folks
tell that of you. No, no.’
When Sir Mulberry found coherent
words to utter, Ralph bent forward with his hand to
his ear, and a face as calm as if its every line of
sternness had been cast in iron.
‘When I am off this cursed bed,’
said the invalid, actually striking at his broken
leg in the ecstasy of his passion, ’I’ll
have such revenge as never man had yet. By God,
I will. Accident favouring him, he has marked
me for a week or two, but I’ll put a mark on
him that he shall carry to his grave. I’ll
slit his nose and ears, flog him, maim him for life.
I’ll do more than that; I’ll drag that
pattern of chastity, that pink of prudery, the delicate
sister, through—’
It might have been that even Ralph’s
cold blood tingled in his cheeks at that moment.
It might have been that Sir Mulberry remembered,
that, knave and usurer as he was, he must, in some
early time of infancy, have twined his arm about her
father’s neck. He stopped, and menacing
with his hand, confirmed the unuttered threat with
a tremendous oath.
‘It is a galling thing,’
said Ralph, after a short term of silence, during
which he had eyed the sufferer keenly, ’to think
that the man about town, the rake, the ROUE, the rook
of twenty seasons should be brought to this pass by
a mere boy!’
Sir Mulberry darted a wrathful look
at him, but Ralph’s eyes were bent upon the
ground, and his face wore no other expression than
one of thoughtfulness.
‘A raw, slight stripling,’
continued Ralph, ’against a man whose very weight
might crush him; to say nothing of his skill in—I
am right, I think,’ said Ralph, raising his
eyes, ’you were a patron of the ring once,
were you not?’
The sick man made an impatient gesture,
which Ralph chose to consider as one of acquiescence.
‘Ha!’ he said, ’I
thought so. That was before I knew you, but I
was pretty sure I couldn’t be mistaken.
He is light and active, I suppose. But those
were slight advantages compared with yours. Luck,
luck! These hang-dog outcasts have it.’
‘He’ll need the most he
has, when I am well again,’ said Sir Mulberry
Hawk, ‘let him fly where he will.’
‘Oh!’ returned Ralph quickly,
’he doesn’t dream of that. He is
here, good sir, waiting your pleasure, here in London,
walking the streets at noonday; carrying it off jauntily;
looking for you, I swear,’ said Ralph, his face
darkening, and his own hatred getting the upper hand
of him, for the first time, as this gay picture of
Nicholas presented itself; ’if we were only citizens
of a country where it could be safely done, I’d
give good money to have him stabbed to the heart and
rolled into the kennel for the dogs to tear.’
As Ralph, somewhat to the surprise
of his old client, vented this little piece of sound
family feeling, and took up his hat preparatory to
departing, Lord Frederick Verisopht looked in.
’Why what in the deyvle’s
name, Hawk, have you and Nickleby been talking about?’
said the young man. ’I neyver heard such
an insufferable riot. Croak, croak, croak.
Bow, wow, wow. What has it all been about?’
‘Sir Mulberry has been angry,
my Lord,’ said Ralph, looking towards the couch.
’Not about money, I hope?
Nothing has gone wrong in business, has it, Nickleby?’
‘No, my Lord, no,’ returned
Ralph. ’On that point we always agree.
Sir Mulberry has been calling to mind the cause of—’
There was neither necessity nor opportunity
for Ralph to proceed; for Sir Mulberry took up the
theme, and vented his threats and oaths against Nicholas,
almost as ferociously as before.
Ralph, who was no common observer,
was surprised to see that as this tirade proceeded,
the manner of Lord Frederick Verisopht, who at the
commencement had been twirling his whiskers with a
most dandified and listless air, underwent a complete
alteration. He was still more surprised when,
Sir Mulberry ceasing to speak, the young lord angrily,
and almost unaffectedly, requested never to have the
subject renewed in his presence.
‘Mind that, Hawk!’ he
added, with unusual energy. ’I never will
be a party to, or permit, if I can help it, a cowardly
attack upon this young fellow.’
‘Cowardly!’ interrupted his friend.
‘Ye-es,’ said the other,
turning full upon him. ’If you had told
him who you were; if you had given him your card, and
found out, afterwards, that his station or character
prevented your fighting him, it would have been bad
enough then; upon my soul it would have been bad enough
then. As it is, you did wrong. I did wrong
too, not to interfere, and I am sorry for it.
What happened to you afterwards, was as much the
consequence of accident as design, and more your fault
than his; and it shall not, with my knowledge, be
cruelly visited upon him, it shall not indeed.’
With this emphatic repetition of his
concluding words, the young lord turned upon his heel;
but before he had reached the adjoining room he turned
back again, and said, with even greater vehemence
than he had displayed before,
’I do believe, now; upon my
honour I do believe, that the sister is as virtuous
and modest a young lady as she is a handsome one;
and of the brother, I say this, that he acted as her
brother should, and in a manly and spirited manner.
And I only wish, with all my heart and soul, that
any one of us came out of this matter half as well
as he does.’
So saying, Lord Frederick Verisopht
walked out of the room, leaving Ralph Nickleby and
Sir Mulberry in most unpleasant astonishment.
‘Is this your pupil?’
asked Ralph, softly, ’or has he come fresh from
some country parson?’
‘Green fools take these fits
sometimes,’ replied Sir Mulberry Hawk, biting
his lip, and pointing to the door. ’Leave
him to me.’
Ralph exchanged a familiar look with
his old acquaintance; for they had suddenly grown
confidential again in this alarming surprise; and
took his way home, thoughtfully and slowly.
While these things were being said
and done, and long before they were concluded, the
omnibus had disgorged Miss La Creevy and her escort,
and they had arrived at her own door. Now, the
good-nature of the little miniature painter would
by no means allow of Smike’s walking back again,
until he had been previously refreshed with just a
sip of something comfortable and a mixed biscuit or
so; and Smike, entertaining no objection either to
the sip of something comfortable, or the mixed biscuit,
but, considering on the contrary that they would be
a very pleasant preparation for a walk to Bow, it
fell out that he delayed much longer than he originally
intended, and that it was some half-hour after dusk
when he set forth on his journey home.
There was no likelihood of his losing
his way, for it lay quite straight before him, and
he had walked into town with Nicholas, and back alone,
almost every day. So, Miss La Creevy and he shook
hands with mutual confidence, and, being charged with
more kind remembrances to Mrs and Miss Nickleby, Smike
started off.
At the foot of Ludgate Hill, he turned
a little out of the road to satisfy his curiosity
by having a look at Newgate. After staring up
at the sombre walls, from the opposite side of the
way, with great care and dread for some minutes, he
turned back again into the old track, and walked briskly
through the city; stopping now and then to gaze in
at the window of some particularly attractive shop,
then running for a little way, then stopping again,
and so on, as any other country lad might do.
He had been gazing for a long time
through a jeweller’s window, wishing he could
take some of the beautiful trinkets home as a present,
and imagining what delight they would afford if he
could, when the clocks struck three-quarters past
eight; roused by the sound, he hurried on at a very
quick pace, and was crossing the corner of a by-street
when he felt himself violently brought to, with a
jerk so sudden that he was obliged to cling to a lamp-post
to save himself from falling. At the same moment,
a small boy clung tight round his leg, and a shrill
cry of ’Here he is, father! Hooray!’
vibrated in his ears.
Smike knew that voice too well.
He cast his despairing eyes downward towards the
form from which it had proceeded, and, shuddering
from head to foot, looked round. Mr Squeers had
hooked him in the coat collar with the handle of his
umbrella, and was hanging on at the other end with
all his might and main. The cry of triumph proceeded
from Master Wackford, who, regardless of all his kicks
and struggles, clung to him with the tenacity of a
bull-dog!
One glance showed him this; and in
that one glance the terrified creature became utterly
powerless and unable to utter a sound.
‘Here’s a go!’ cried
Mr Squeers, gradually coming hand-over-hand down the
umbrella, and only unhooking it when he had got tight
hold of the victim’s collar. ’Here’s
a delicious go! Wackford, my boy, call up one
of them coaches.’
‘A coach, father!’ cried little Wackford.
‘Yes, a coach, sir,’ replied
Squeers, feasting his eyes upon the countenance of
Smike. ’Damn the expense. Let’s
have him in a coach.’
‘What’s he been a doing
of?’ asked a labourer with a hod of bricks,
against whom and a fellow-labourer Mr Squeers had backed,
on the first jerk of the umbrella.
‘Everything!’ replied
Mr Squeers, looking fixedly at his old pupil in a
sort of rapturous trance. ’Everything—running
away, sir— joining in bloodthirsty attacks
upon his master—there’s nothing that’s
bad that he hasn’t done. Oh, what a delicious
go is this here, good Lord!’
The man looked from Squeers to Smike;
but such mental faculties as the poor fellow possessed,
had utterly deserted him. The coach came up;
Master Wackford entered; Squeers pushed in his prize,
and following close at his heels, pulled up the glasses.
The coachman mounted his box and drove slowly off,
leaving the two bricklayers, and an old apple-woman,
and a town-made little boy returning from an evening
school, who had been the only witnesses of the scene,
to meditate upon it at their leisure.
Mr Squeers sat himself down on the
opposite seat to the unfortunate Smike, and, planting
his hands firmly on his knees, looked at him for some
five minutes, when, seeming to recover from his trance,
he uttered a loud laugh, and slapped his old pupil’s
face several times—taking the right and
left sides alternately.
‘It isn’t a dream!’
said Squeers. ’That’s real flesh and
blood! I know the feel of it!’ and being
quite assured of his good fortune by these experiments,
Mr Squeers administered a few boxes on the ear, lest
the entertainments should seem to partake of sameness,
and laughed louder and longer at every one.
’Your mother will be fit to
jump out of her skin, my boy, when she hears of this,’
said Squeers to his son.
‘Oh, won’t she though,
father?’ replied Master Wackford.
‘To think,’ said Squeers,
’that you and me should be turning out of a
street, and come upon him at the very nick; and that
I should have him tight, at only one cast of the umbrella,
as if I had hooked him with a grappling-iron!
Ha, ha!’
‘Didn’t I catch hold of
his leg, neither, father?’ said little Wackford.
’You did; like a good ‘un,
my boy,’ said Mr Squeers, patting his son’s
head, ’and you shall have the best button-over
jacket and waistcoat that the next new boy brings
down, as a reward of merit. Mind that.
You always keep on in the same path, and do them things
that you see your father do, and when you die you’ll
go right slap to Heaven and no questions asked.’
Improving the occasion in these words,
Mr Squeers patted his son’s head again, and
then patted Smike’s—but harder; and
inquired in a bantering tone how he found himself
by this time.
‘I must go home,’ replied Smike, looking
wildly round.
‘To be sure you must.
You’re about right there,’ replied Mr
Squeers. ’You’ll go home very soon,
you will. You’ll find yourself at the
peaceful village of Dotheboys, in Yorkshire, in something
under a week’s time, my young friend; and the
next time you get away from there, I give you leave
to keep away. Where’s the clothes you
run off in, you ungrateful robber?’ said Mr
Squeers, in a severe voice.
Smike glanced at the neat attire which
the care of Nicholas had provided for him; and wrung
his hands.
’Do you know that I could hang
you up, outside of the Old Bailey, for making away
with them articles of property?’ said Squeers.
’Do you know that it’s a hanging matter—and
I an’t quite certain whether it an’t an
anatomy one besides—to walk off with up’ards
of the valley of five pound from a dwelling-house?
Eh? Do you know that? What do you suppose
was the worth of them clothes you had? Do you
know that that Wellington boot you wore, cost eight-and-twenty
shillings when it was a pair, and the shoe seven-and-six?
But you came to the right shop for mercy when you
came to me, and thank your stars that it is me
as has got to serve you with the article.’
Anybody not in Mr Squeers’s
confidence would have supposed that he was quite out
of the article in question, instead of having a large
stock on hand ready for all comers; nor would the opinion
of sceptical persons have undergone much alteration
when he followed up the remark by poking Smike in
the chest with the ferrule of his umbrella, and dealing
a smart shower of blows, with the ribs of the same
instrument, upon his head and shoulders.
‘I never threshed a boy in a
hackney coach before,’ said Mr Squeers, when
he stopped to rest. ’There’s inconveniency
in it, but the novelty gives it a sort of relish,
too!’
Poor Smike! He warded off the
blows, as well as he could, and now shrunk into a
corner of the coach, with his head resting on his
hands, and his elbows on his knees; he was stunned
and stupefied, and had no more idea that any act of
his, would enable him to escape from the all-powerful
Squeers, now that he had no friend to speak to or
to advise with, than he had had in all the weary years
of his Yorkshire life which preceded the arrival of
Nicholas.
The journey seemed endless; street
after street was entered and left behind; and still
they went jolting on. At last Mr Squeers began
to thrust his head out of the widow every half-minute,
and to bawl a variety of directions to the coachman;
and after passing, with some difficulty, through several
mean streets which the appearance of the houses and
the bad state of the road denoted to have been recently
built, Mr Squeers suddenly tugged at the check string
with all his might, and cried, ‘Stop!’
‘What are you pulling a man’s
arm off for?’ said the coachman looking angrily
down.
‘That’s the house,’
replied Squeers. ’The second of them four
little houses, one story high, with the green shutters.
There’s brass plate on the door, with the name
of Snawley.’
’Couldn’t you say that
without wrenching a man’s limbs off his body?’
inquired the coachman.
‘No!’ bawled Mr Squeers.
’Say another word, and I’ll summons you
for having a broken winder. Stop!’
Obedient to this direction, the coach
stopped at Mr Snawley’s door. Mr Snawley
may be remembered as the sleek and sanctified gentleman
who confided two sons (in law) to the parental care
of Mr Squeers, as narrated in the fourth chapter of
this history. Mr Snawley’s house was on
the extreme borders of some new settlements adjoining
Somers Town, and Mr Squeers had taken lodgings therein
for a short time, as his stay was longer than usual,
and the Saracen, having experience of Master Wackford’s
appetite, had declined to receive him on any other
terms than as a full-grown customer.
‘Here we are!’ said Squeers,
hurrying Smike into the little parlour, where Mr Snawley
and his wife were taking a lobster supper. ’Here’s
the vagrant—the felon—the rebel—the
monster of unthankfulness.’
‘What! The boy that run
away!’ cried Snawley, resting his knife and
fork upright on the table, and opening his eyes to
their full width.
‘The very boy’, said Squeers,
putting his fist close to Smike’s nose, and
drawing it away again, and repeating the process several
times, with a vicious aspect. ’If there
wasn’t a lady present, I’d fetch him such
a—: never mind, I’ll owe it him.’
And here Mr Squeers related how, and
in what manner, and when and where, he had picked
up the runaway.
‘It’s clear that there
has been a Providence in it, sir,’ said Mr Snawley,
casting down his eyes with an air of humility, and
elevating his fork, with a bit of lobster on the top
of it, towards the ceiling.
‘Providence is against him,
no doubt,’ replied Mr Squeers, scratching his
nose. ’Of course; that was to be expected.
Anybody might have known that.’
‘Hard-heartedness and evil-doing
will never prosper, sir,’ said Mr Snawley.
‘Never was such a thing known,’
rejoined Squeers, taking a little roll of notes from
his pocket-book, to see that they were all safe.
‘I have been, Mr Snawley,’
said Mr Squeers, when he had satisfied himself upon
this point, ’I have been that chap’s benefactor,
feeder, teacher, and clother. I have been that
chap’s classical, commercial, mathematical,
philosophical, and trigonomical friend. My son—my
only son, Wackford—has been his brother;
Mrs Squeers has been his mother, grandmother, aunt,—ah!
and I may say uncle too, all in one. She never
cottoned to anybody, except them two engaging and
delightful boys of yours, as she cottoned to this
chap. What’s my return? What’s
come of my milk of human kindness? It turns into
curds and whey when I look at him.’
‘Well it may, sir,’ said
Mrs Snawley. ‘Oh! Well it may, sir.’
‘Where has he been all this
time?’ inquired Snawley. ’Has he been
living with—?’
‘Ah, sir!’ interposed
Squeers, confronting him again. ’Have you
been a living with that there devilish Nickleby, sir?’
But no threats or cuffs could elicit
from Smike one word of reply to this question; for
he had internally resolved that he would rather perish
in the wretched prison to which he was again about
to be consigned, than utter one syllable which could
involve his first and true friend. He had already
called to mind the strict injunctions of secrecy as
to his past life, which Nicholas had laid upon him
when they travelled from Yorkshire; and a confused
and perplexed idea that his benefactor might have committed
some terrible crime in bringing him away, which would
render him liable to heavy punishment if detected,
had contributed, in some degree, to reduce him to
his present state of apathy and terror.
Such were the thoughts—if
to visions so imperfect and undefined as those which
wandered through his enfeebled brain, the term can
be applied—which were present to the mind
of Smike, and rendered him deaf alike to intimidation
and persuasion. Finding every effort useless,
Mr Squeers conducted him to a little back room up-stairs,
where he was to pass the night; and, taking the precaution
of removing his shoes, and coat and waistcoat, and
also of locking the door on the outside, lest he should
muster up sufficient energy to make an attempt at
escape, that worthy gentleman left him to his meditations.
What those meditations were, and how
the poor creature’s heart sunk within him when
he thought—when did he, for a moment, cease
to think?—of his late home, and the dear
friends and familiar faces with which it was associated,
cannot be told. To prepare the mind for such
a heavy sleep, its growth must be stopped by rigour
and cruelty in childhood; there must be years of misery
and suffering, lightened by no ray of hope; the chords
of the heart, which beat a quick response to the voice
of gentleness and affection, must have rusted and
broken in their secret places, and bear the lingering
echo of no old word of love or kindness. Gloomy,
indeed, must have been the short day, and dull the
long, long twilight, preceding such a night of intellect
as his.
There were voices which would have
roused him, even then; but their welcome tones could
not penetrate there; and he crept to bed the same
listless, hopeless, blighted creature, that Nicholas
had first found him at the Yorkshire school.