Relating chiefly to some remarkable
Conversation, and some remarkable Proceedings to which
it gives rise
‘London at last!’ cried
Nicholas, throwing back his greatcoat and rousing
Smike from a long nap. ’It seemed to me
as though we should never reach it.’
‘And yet you came along at a
tidy pace too,’ observed the coachman, looking
over his shoulder at Nicholas with no very pleasant
expression of countenance.
‘Ay, I know that,’ was
the reply; ’but I have been very anxious to
be at my journey’s end, and that makes the way
seem long.’
‘Well,’ remarked the coachman,
’if the way seemed long with such cattle as
you’ve sat behind, you must have been most
uncommon anxious;’ and so saying, he let out
his whip-lash and touched up a little boy on the calves
of his legs by way of emphasis.
They rattled on through the noisy,
bustling, crowded street of London, now displaying
long double rows of brightly-burning lamps, dotted
here and there with the chemists’ glaring lights,
and illuminated besides with the brilliant flood that
streamed from the windows of the shops, where sparkling
jewellery, silks and velvets of the richest colours,
the most inviting delicacies, and most sumptuous articles
of luxurious ornament, succeeded each other in rich
and glittering profusion. Streams of people apparently
without end poured on and on, jostling each other
in the crowd and hurrying forward, scarcely seeming
to notice the riches that surrounded them on every
side; while vehicles of all shapes and makes, mingled
up together in one moving mass, like running water,
lent their ceaseless roar to swell the noise and tumult.
As they dashed by the quickly-changing
and ever-varying objects, it was curious to observe
in what a strange procession they passed before the
eye. Emporiums of splendid dresses, the materials
brought from every quarter of the world; tempting stores
of everything to stimulate and pamper the sated appetite
and give new relish to the oft-repeated feast; vessels
of burnished gold and silver, wrought into every exquisite
form of vase, and dish, and goblet; guns, swords,
pistols, and patent engines of destruction; screws
and irons for the crooked, clothes for the newly-born,
drugs for the sick, coffins for the dead, and churchyards
for the buried— all these jumbled each
with the other and flocking side by side, seemed to
flit by in motley dance like the fantastic groups of
the old Dutch painter, and with the same stern moral
for the unheeding restless crowd.
Nor were there wanting objects in
the crowd itself to give new point and purpose to
the shifting scene. The rags of the squalid ballad-singer
fluttered in the rich light that showed the goldsmith’s
treasures, pale and pinched-up faces hovered about
the windows where was tempting food, hungry eyes wandered
over the profusion guarded by one thin sheet of brittle
glass—an iron wall to them; half-naked
shivering figures stopped to gaze at Chinese shawls
and golden stuffs of India. There was a christening
party at the largest coffin-maker’s and a funeral
hatchment had stopped some great improvements in the
bravest mansion. Life and death went hand in
hand; wealth and poverty stood side by side; repletion
and starvation laid them down together.
But it was London; and the old country
lady inside, who had put her head out of the coach-window
a mile or two this side Kingston, and cried out to
the driver that she was sure he must have passed it
and forgotten to set her down, was satisfied at last.
Nicholas engaged beds for himself
and Smike at the inn where the coach stopped, and
repaired, without the delay of another moment, to
the lodgings of Newman Noggs; for his anxiety and impatience
had increased with every succeeding minute, and were
almost beyond control.
There was a fire in Newman’s
garret; and a candle had been left burning; the floor
was cleanly swept, the room was as comfortably arranged
as such a room could be, and meat and drink were placed
in order upon the table. Everything bespoke
the affectionate care and attention of Newman Noggs,
but Newman himself was not there.
‘Do you know what time he will
be home?’ inquired Nicholas, tapping at the
door of Newman’s front neighbour.
‘Ah, Mr Johnson!’ said
Crowl, presenting himself. ’Welcome, sir.
How well you’re looking! I never could
have believed—’
‘Pardon me,’ interposed
Nicholas. ’My question—I am
extremely anxious to know.’
‘Why, he has a troublesome affair
of business,’ replied Crowl, ’and will
not be home before twelve o’clock. He was
very unwilling to go, I can tell you, but there was
no help for it. However, he left word that you
were to make yourself comfortable till he came back,
and that I was to entertain you, which I shall be very
glad to do.’
In proof of his extreme readiness
to exert himself for the general entertainment, Mr
Crowl drew a chair to the table as he spoke, and helping
himself plentifully to the cold meat, invited Nicholas
and Smike to follow his example.
Disappointed and uneasy, Nicholas
could touch no food, so, after he had seen Smike comfortably
established at the table, he walked out (despite a
great many dissuasions uttered by Mr Crowl with his
mouth full), and left Smike to detain Newman in case
he returned first.
As Miss La Creevy had anticipated,
Nicholas betook himself straight to her house.
Finding her from home, he debated within himself for
some time whether he should go to his mother’s
residence, and so compromise her with Ralph Nickleby.
Fully persuaded, however, that Newman would not have
solicited him to return unless there was some strong
reason which required his presence at home, he resolved
to go there, and hastened eastwards with all speed.
Mrs Nickleby would not be at home,
the girl said, until past twelve, or later.
She believed Miss Nickleby was well, but she didn’t
live at home now, nor did she come home except very
seldom. She couldn’t say where she was
stopping, but it was not at Madame Mantalini’s.
She was sure of that.
With his heart beating violently,
and apprehending he knew not what disaster, Nicholas
returned to where he had left Smike. Newman had
not been home. He wouldn’t be, till twelve
o’clock; there was no chance of it. Was
there no possibility of sending to fetch him if it
were only for an instant, or forwarding to him one
line of writing to which he might return a verbal
reply? That was quite impracticable. He
was not at Golden Square, and probably had been sent
to execute some commission at a distance.
Nicholas tried to remain quietly where
he was, but he felt so nervous and excited that he
could not sit still. He seemed to be losing
time unless he was moving. It was an absurd fancy,
he knew, but he was wholly unable to resist it.
So, he took up his hat and rambled out again.
He strolled westward this time, pacing
the long streets with hurried footsteps, and agitated
by a thousand misgivings and apprehensions which he
could not overcome. He passed into Hyde Park,
now silent and deserted, and increased his rate of
walking as if in the hope of leaving his thoughts
behind. They crowded upon him more thickly,
however, now there were no passing objects to attract
his attention; and the one idea was always uppermost,
that some stroke of ill-fortune must have occurred
so calamitous in its nature that all were fearful
of disclosing it to him. The old question arose
again and again—What could it be?
Nicholas walked till he was weary, but was not one
bit the wiser; and indeed he came out of the Park at
last a great deal more confused and perplexed than
when he went in.
He had taken scarcely anything to
eat or drink since early in the morning, and felt
quite worn out and exhausted. As he returned
languidly towards the point from which he had started,
along one of the thoroughfares which lie between Park
Lane and Bond Street, he passed a handsome hotel,
before which he stopped mechanically.
‘An expensive place, I dare
say,’ thought Nicholas; ’but a pint of
wine and a biscuit are no great debauch wherever they
are had. And yet I don’t know.’
He walked on a few steps, but looking
wistfully down the long vista of gas-lamps before
him, and thinking how long it would take to reach
the end of it and being besides in that kind of mood
in which a man is most disposed to yield to his first
impulse—and being, besides, strongly attracted
to the hotel, in part by curiosity, and in part by
some odd mixture of feelings which he would have been
troubled to define—Nicholas turned back
again, and walked into the coffee-room.
It was very handsomely furnished.
The walls were ornamented with the choicest specimens
of French paper, enriched with a gilded cornice of
elegant design. The floor was covered with a
rich carpet; and two superb mirrors, one above the
chimneypiece and one at the opposite end of the room
reaching from floor to ceiling, multiplied the other
beauties and added new ones of their own to enhance
the general effect. There was a rather noisy
party of four gentlemen in a box by the fire-place,
and only two other persons present—both
elderly gentlemen, and both alone.
Observing all this in the first comprehensive
glance with which a stranger surveys a place that
is new to him, Nicholas sat himself down in the box
next to the noisy party, with his back towards them,
and postponing his order for a pint of claret until
such time as the waiter and one of the elderly gentlemen
should have settled a disputed question relative to
the price of an item in the bill of fare, took up
a newspaper and began to read.
He had not read twenty lines, and
was in truth himself dozing, when he was startled
by the mention of his sister’s name. ’Little
Kate Nickleby’ were the words that caught his
ear. He raised his head in amazement, and as
he did so, saw by the reflection in the opposite glass,
that two of the party behind him had risen and were
standing before the fire. ‘It must have
come from one of them,’ thought Nicholas.
He waited to hear more with a countenance of some
indignation, for the tone of speech had been anything
but respectful, and the appearance of the individual
whom he presumed to have been the speaker was coarse
and swaggering.
This person—so Nicholas
observed in the same glance at the mirror which had
enabled him to see his face—was standing
with his back to the fire conversing with a younger
man, who stood with his back to the company, wore
his hat, and was adjusting his shirt-collar by the
aid of the glass. They spoke in whispers, now
and then bursting into a loud laugh, but Nicholas
could catch no repetition of the words, nor anything
sounding at all like the words, which had attracted
his attention.
At length the two resumed their seats,
and more wine being ordered, the party grew louder
in their mirth. Still there was no reference
made to anybody with whom he was acquainted, and Nicholas
became persuaded that his excited fancy had either
imagined the sounds altogether, or converted some
other words into the name which had been so much in
his thoughts.
‘It is remarkable too,’
thought Nicholas: ’if it had been “Kate”
or “Kate Nickleby,” I should not have
been so much surprised: but “little Kate
Nickleby!”’
The wine coming at the moment prevented
his finishing the sentence. He swallowed a glassful
and took up the paper again. At that instant—
‘Little Kate Nickleby!’ cried the voice
behind him.
‘I was right,’ muttered
Nicholas as the paper fell from his hand. ‘And
it was the man I supposed.’
‘As there was a proper objection
to drinking her in heel-taps,’ said the voice,
’we’ll give her the first glass in the
new magnum. Little Kate Nickleby!’
‘Little Kate Nickleby,’
cried the other three. And the glasses were
set down empty.
Keenly alive to the tone and manner
of this slight and careless mention of his sister’s
name in a public place, Nicholas fired at once; but
he kept himself quiet by a great effort, and did not
even turn his head.
‘The jade!’ said the same
voice which had spoken before. ’She’s
a true Nickleby—a worthy imitator of her
old uncle Ralph—she hangs back to be more
sought after—so does he; nothing to be got
out of Ralph unless you follow him up, and then the
money comes doubly welcome, and the bargain doubly
hard, for you’re impatient and he isn’t.
Oh! infernal cunning.’
‘Infernal cunning,’ echoed two voices.
Nicholas was in a perfect agony as
the two elderly gentlemen opposite, rose one after
the other and went away, lest they should be the means
of his losing one word of what was said. But
the conversation was suspended as they withdrew, and
resumed with even greater freedom when they had left
the room.
‘I am afraid,’ said the
younger gentleman, ’that the old woman has grown
jea-a-lous, and locked her up. Upon my soul it
looks like it.’
’If they quarrel and little
Nickleby goes home to her mother, so much the better,’
said the first. ’I can do anything with
the old lady. She’ll believe anything
I tell her.’
‘Egad that’s true,’
returned the other voice. ’Ha, ha, ha!
Poor deyvle!’
The laugh was taken up by the two
voices which always came in together, and became general
at Mrs Nickleby’s expense. Nicholas turned
burning hot with rage, but he commanded himself for
the moment, and waited to hear more.
What he heard need not be repeated
here. Suffice it that as the wine went round
he heard enough to acquaint him with the characters
and designs of those whose conversation he overhead;
to possess him with the full extent of Ralph’s
villainy, and the real reason of his own presence
being required in London. He heard all this and
more. He heard his sister’s sufferings
derided, and her virtuous conduct jeered at and brutally
misconstrued; he heard her name bandied from mouth
to mouth, and herself made the subject of coarse and
insolent wagers, free speech, and licentious jesting.
The man who had spoken first, led
the conversation, and indeed almost engrossed it,
being only stimulated from time to time by some slight
observation from one or other of his companions.
To him then Nicholas addressed himself when he was
sufficiently composed to stand before the party, and
force the words from his parched and scorching throat.
‘Let me have a word with you, sir,’ said
Nicholas.
‘With me, sir?’ retorted
Sir Mulberry Hawk, eyeing him in disdainful surprise.
‘I said with you,’ replied
Nicholas, speaking with great difficulty, for his
passion choked him.
‘A mysterious stranger, upon
my soul!’ exclaimed Sir Mulberry, raising his
wine-glass to his lips, and looking round upon his
friends.
‘Will you step apart with me
for a few minutes, or do you refuse?’ said Nicholas
sternly.
Sir Mulberry merely paused in the
act of drinking, and bade him either name his business
or leave the table.
Nicholas drew a card from his pocket,
and threw it before him.
‘There, sir,’ said Nicholas;
‘my business you will guess.’
A momentary expression of astonishment,
not unmixed with some confusion, appeared in the face
of Sir Mulberry as he read the name; but he subdued
it in an instant, and tossing the card to Lord Verisopht,
who sat opposite, drew a toothpick from a glass before
him, and very leisurely applied it to his mouth.
‘Your name and address?’
said Nicholas, turning paler as his passion kindled.
‘I shall give you neither,’ replied Sir
Mulberry.
‘If there is a gentleman in
this party,’ said Nicholas, looking round and
scarcely able to make his white lips form the words,
’he will acquaint me with the name and residence
of this man.’
There was a dead silence.
’I am the brother of the young
lady who has been the subject of conversation here,’
said Nicholas. ’I denounce this person
as a liar, and impeach him as a coward. If he
has a friend here, he will save him the disgrace of
the paltry attempt to conceal his name—and
utterly useless one—for I will find it out,
nor leave him until I have.’
Sir Mulberry looked at him contemptuously,
and, addressing his companions, said—
’Let the fellow talk, I have
nothing serious to say to boys of his station; and
his pretty sister shall save him a broken head, if
he talks till midnight.’
‘You are a base and spiritless
scoundrel!’ said Nicholas, ’and shall
be proclaimed so to the world. I will know
you; I will follow you home if you walk the streets
till morning.’
Sir Mulberry’s hand involuntarily
closed upon the decanter, and he seemed for an instant
about to launch it at the head of his challenger.
But he only filled his glass, and laughed in derision.
Nicholas sat himself down, directly
opposite to the party, and, summoning the waiter,
paid his bill.
‘Do you know that person’s
name?’ he inquired of the man in an audible
voice; pointing out Sir Mulberry as he put the question.
Sir Mulberry laughed again, and the
two voices which had always spoken together, echoed
the laugh; but rather feebly.
‘That gentleman, sir?’
replied the waiter, who, no doubt, knew his cue, and
answered with just as little respect, and just as much
impertinence as he could safely show: ‘no,
sir, I do not, sir.’
‘Here, you sir,’ cried
Sir Mulberry, as the man was retiring; ’do you
know that person’s name?’
‘Name, sir? No, sir.’
‘Then you’ll find it there,’
said Sir Mulberry, throwing Nicholas’s card
towards him; ’and when you have made yourself
master of it, put that piece of pasteboard in the
fire—do you hear me?’
The man grinned, and, looking doubtfully
at Nicholas, compromised the matter by sticking the
card in the chimney-glass. Having done this,
he retired.
Nicholas folded his arms, and biting
his lip, sat perfectly quiet; sufficiently expressing
by his manner, however, a firm determination to carry
his threat of following Sir Mulberry home, into steady
execution.
It was evident from the tone in which
the younger member of the party appeared to remonstrate
with his friend, that he objected to this course of
proceeding, and urged him to comply with the request
which Nicholas had made. Sir Mulberry, however,
who was not quite sober, and who was in a sullen and
dogged state of obstinacy, soon silenced the representations
of his weak young friend, and further seemed—as
if to save himself from a repetition of them—to
insist on being left alone. However this might
have been, the young gentleman and the two who had
always spoken together, actually rose to go after
a short interval, and presently retired, leaving their
friend alone with Nicholas.
It will be very readily supposed that
to one in the condition of Nicholas, the minutes appeared
to move with leaden wings indeed, and that their progress
did not seem the more rapid from the monotonous ticking
of a French clock, or the shrill sound of its little
bell which told the quarters. But there he sat;
and in his old seat on the opposite side of the room
reclined Sir Mulberry Hawk, with his legs upon the
cushion, and his handkerchief thrown negligently over
his knees: finishing his magnum of claret with
the utmost coolness and indifference.
Thus they remained in perfect silence
for upwards of an hour— Nicholas would
have thought for three hours at least, but that the
little bell had only gone four times. Twice or
thrice he looked angrily and impatiently round; but
there was Sir Mulberry in the same attitude, putting
his glass to his lips from time to time, and looking
vacantly at the wall, as if he were wholly ignorant
of the presence of any living person.
At length he yawned, stretched himself,
and rose; walked coolly to the glass, and having surveyed
himself therein, turned round and honoured Nicholas
with a long and contemptuous stare. Nicholas
stared again with right good-will; Sir Mulberry shrugged
his shoulders, smiled slightly, rang the bell, and
ordered the waiter to help him on with his greatcoat.
The man did so, and held the door open.
‘Don’t wait,’ said Sir Mulberry;
and they were alone again.
Sir Mulberry took several turns up
and down the room, whistling carelessly all the time;
stopped to finish the last glass of claret which he
had poured out a few minutes before, walked again,
put on his hat, adjusted it by the glass, drew on
his gloves, and, at last, walked slowly out.
Nicholas, who had been fuming and chafing until he
was nearly wild, darted from his seat, and followed
him: so closely, that before the door had swung
upon its hinges after Sir Mulberry’s passing
out, they stood side by side in the street together.
There was a private cabriolet in waiting;
the groom opened the apron, and jumped out to the
horse’s head.
‘Will you make yourself known
to me?’ asked Nicholas in a suppressed voice.
‘No,’ replied the other
fiercely, and confirming the refusal with an oath.
‘No.’
’If you trust to your horse’s
speed, you will find yourself mistaken,’ said
Nicholas. ’I will accompany you.
By Heaven I will, if I hang on to the foot-board.’
‘You shall be horsewhipped if
you do,’ returned Sir Mulberry.
‘You are a villain,’ said Nicholas.
‘You are an errand-boy for aught I know,’
said Sir Mulberry Hawk.
‘I am the son of a country gentleman,’
returned Nicholas, ’your equal in birth and
education, and your superior I trust in everything
besides. I tell you again, Miss Nickleby is my
sister. Will you or will you not answer for your
unmanly and brutal conduct?’
‘To a proper champion—yes.
To you—no,’ returned Sir Mulberry,
taking the reins in his hand. ’Stand out
of the way, dog. William, let go her head.’
‘You had better not,’
cried Nicholas, springing on the step as Sir Mulberry
jumped in, and catching at the reins. ’He
has no command over the horse, mind. You shall
not go—you shall not, I swear—
till you have told me who you are.’
The groom hesitated, for the mare,
who was a high-spirited animal and thorough-bred,
plunged so violently that he could scarcely hold her.
‘Leave go, I tell you!’ thundered his
master.
The man obeyed. The animal reared
and plunged as though it would dash the carriage into
a thousand pieces, but Nicholas, blind to all sense
of danger, and conscious of nothing but his fury, still
maintained his place and his hold upon the reins.
‘Will you unclasp your hand?’
‘Will you tell me who you are?’
‘No!’
‘No!’
In less time than the quickest tongue
could tell it, these words were exchanged, and Sir
Mulberry shortening his whip, applied it furiously
to the head and shoulders of Nicholas. It was
broken in the struggle; Nicholas gained the heavy
handle, and with it laid open one side of his antagonist’s
face from the eye to the lip. He saw the gash;
knew that the mare had darted off at a wild mad gallop;
a hundred lights danced in his eyes, and he felt himself
flung violently upon the ground.
He was giddy and sick, but staggered
to his feet directly, roused by the loud shouts of
the men who were tearing up the street, and screaming
to those ahead to clear the way. He was conscious
of a torrent of people rushing quickly by—looking
up, could discern the cabriolet whirled along the
foot-pavement with frightful rapidity—
then heard a loud cry, the smashing of some heavy body,
and the breaking of glass—and then the
crowd closed in in the distance, and he could see
or hear no more.
The general attention had been entirely
directed from himself to the person in the carriage,
and he was quite alone. Rightly judging that
under such circumstances it would be madness to follow,
he turned down a bye-street in search of the nearest
coach-stand, finding after a minute or two that he
was reeling like a drunken man, and aware for the
first time of a stream of blood that was trickling
down his face and breast.