Nicholas and his Uncle (to secure
the Fortune without loss of time) wait upon Mr Wackford
Squeers, the Yorkshire Schoolmaster
Snow Hill! What kind of place
can the quiet townspeople who see the words emblazoned,
in all the legibility of gilt letters and dark shading,
on the north-country coaches, take Snow Hill to be?
All people have some undefined and shadowy notion
of a place whose name is frequently before their eyes,
or often in their ears. What a vast number of
random ideas there must be perpetually floating about,
regarding this same Snow Hill. The name is such
a good one. Snow Hill—Snow Hill too,
coupled with a Saracen’s Head: picturing
to us by a double association of ideas, something stern
and rugged! A bleak desolate tract of country,
open to piercing blasts and fierce wintry storms—a
dark, cold, gloomy heath, lonely by day, and scarcely
to be thought of by honest folks at night—a
place which solitary wayfarers shun, and where desperate
robbers congregate;— this, or something
like this, should be the prevalent notion of Snow
Hill, in those remote and rustic parts, through which
the Saracen’s Head, like some grim apparition,
rushes each day and night with mysterious and ghost-like
punctuality; holding its swift and headlong course
in all weathers, and seeming to bid defiance to the
very elements themselves.
The reality is rather different, but
by no means to be despised notwithstanding.
There, at the very core of London, in the heart of
its business and animation, in the midst of a whirl
of noise and motion: stemming as it were the
giant currents of life that flow ceaselessly on from
different quarters, and meet beneath its walls:
stands Newgate; and in that crowded street on which
it frowns so darkly—within a few feet of
the squalid tottering houses—upon the very
spot on which the vendors of soup and fish and damaged
fruit are now plying their trades—scores
of human beings, amidst a roar of sounds to which
even the tumult of a great city is as nothing, four,
six, or eight strong men at a time, have been hurried
violently and swiftly from the world, when the scene
has been rendered frightful with excess of human life;
when curious eyes have glared from casement and house-top,
and wall and pillar; and when, in the mass of white
and upturned faces, the dying wretch, in his all-comprehensive
look of agony, has met not one—not one—that
bore the impress of pity or compassion.
Near to the jail, and by consequence
near to Smithfield also, and the Compter, and the
bustle and noise of the city; and just on that particular
part of Snow Hill where omnibus horses going eastward
seriously think of falling down on purpose, and where
horses in hackney cabriolets going westward not unfrequently
fall by accident, is the coach-yard of the Saracen’s
Head Inn; its portal guarded by two Saracens’
heads and shoulders, which it was once the pride and
glory of the choice spirits of this metropolis to pull
down at night, but which have for some time remained
in undisturbed tranquillity; possibly because this
species of humour is now confined to St James’s
parish, where door knockers are preferred as being
more portable, and bell-wires esteemed as convenient
toothpicks. Whether this be the reason or not,
there they are, frowning upon you from each side of
the gateway. The inn itself garnished with another
Saracen’s Head, frowns upon you from the top
of the yard; while from the door of the hind boot of
all the red coaches that are standing therein, there
glares a small Saracen’s Head, with a twin expression
to the large Saracens’ Heads below, so that
the general appearance of the pile is decidedly of
the Saracenic order.
When you walk up this yard, you will
see the booking-office on your left, and the tower
of St Sepulchre’s church, darting abruptly up
into the sky, on your right, and a gallery of bedrooms
on both sides. Just before you, you will observe
a long window with the words ‘coffee-room’
legibly painted above it; and looking out of that
window, you would have seen in addition, if you had
gone at the right time, Mr Wackford Squeers with his
hands in his pockets.
Mr Squeers’s appearance was
not prepossessing. He had but one eye, and the
popular prejudice runs in favour of two. The
eye he had, was unquestionably useful, but decidedly
not ornamental: being of a greenish grey, and
in shape resembling the fan-light of a street door.
The blank side of his face was much wrinkled and puckered
up, which gave him a very sinister appearance, especially
when he smiled, at which times his expression bordered
closely on the villainous. His hair was very
flat and shiny, save at the ends, where it was brushed
stiffly up from a low protruding forehead, which assorted
well with his harsh voice and coarse manner.
He was about two or three and fifty, and a trifle
below the middle size; he wore a white neckerchief
with long ends, and a suit of scholastic black; but
his coat sleeves being a great deal too long, and his
trousers a great deal too short, he appeared ill at
ease in his clothes, and as if he were in a perpetual
state of astonishment at finding himself so respectable.
Mr Squeers was standing in a box by
one of the coffee-room fire-places, fitted with one
such table as is usually seen in coffee-rooms, and
two of extraordinary shapes and dimensions made to
suit the angles of the partition. In a corner
of the seat, was a very small deal trunk, tied round
with a scanty piece of cord; and on the trunk was
perched—his lace-up half-boots and corduroy
trousers dangling in the air—a diminutive
boy, with his shoulders drawn up to his ears, and
his hands planted on his knees, who glanced timidly
at the schoolmaster, from time to time, with evident
dread and apprehension.
‘Half-past three,’ muttered
Mr Squeers, turning from the window, and looking sulkily
at the coffee-room clock. ’There will be
nobody here today.’
Much vexed by this reflection, Mr
Squeers looked at the little boy to see whether he
was doing anything he could beat him for. As
he happened not to be doing anything at all, he merely
boxed his ears, and told him not to do it again.
‘At Midsummer,’ muttered
Mr Squeers, resuming his complaint, ’I took
down ten boys; ten twenties is two hundred pound.
I go back at eight o’clock tomorrow morning,
and have got only three—three oughts is
an ought—three twos is six—sixty
pound. What’s come of all the boys? what’s
parents got in their heads? what does it all mean?’
Here the little boy on the top of
the trunk gave a violent sneeze.
‘Halloa, sir!’ growled
the schoolmaster, turning round. ’What’s
that, sir?’
‘Nothing, please sir,’ replied the little
boy.
‘Nothing, sir!’ exclaimed Mr Squeers.
‘Please sir, I sneezed,’
rejoined the boy, trembling till the little trunk
shook under him.
‘Oh! sneezed, did you?’
retorted Mr Squeers. ’Then what did you
say “nothing” for, sir?’
In default of a better answer to this
question, the little boy screwed a couple of knuckles
into each of his eyes and began to cry, wherefore
Mr Squeers knocked him off the trunk with a blow on
one side of the face, and knocked him on again with
a blow on the other.
‘Wait till I get you down into
Yorkshire, my young gentleman,’ said Mr Squeers,
’and then I’ll give you the rest.
Will you hold that noise, sir?’
‘Ye—ye—yes,’
sobbed the little boy, rubbing his face very hard
with the Beggar’s Petition in printed calico.
‘Then do so at once, sir,’
said Squeers. ‘Do you hear?’
As this admonition was accompanied
with a threatening gesture, and uttered with a savage
aspect, the little boy rubbed his face harder, as
if to keep the tears back; and, beyond alternately
sniffing and choking, gave no further vent to his
emotions.
‘Mr Squeers,’ said the
waiter, looking in at this juncture; ’here’s
a gentleman asking for you at the bar.’
‘Show the gentleman in, Richard,’
replied Mr Squeers, in a soft voice. ’Put
your handkerchief in your pocket, you little scoundrel,
or I’ll murder you when the gentleman goes.’
The schoolmaster had scarcely uttered
these words in a fierce whisper, when the stranger
entered. Affecting not to see him, Mr Squeers
feigned to be intent upon mending a pen, and offering
benevolent advice to his youthful pupil.
‘My dear child,’ said
Mr Squeers, ’all people have their trials.
This early trial of yours that is fit to make your
little heart burst, and your very eyes come out of
your head with crying, what is it? Nothing;
less than nothing. You are leaving your friends,
but you will have a father in me, my dear, and a mother
in Mrs Squeers. At the delightful village of
Dotheboys, near Greta Bridge in Yorkshire, where youth
are boarded, clothed, booked, washed, furnished with
pocket-money, provided with all necessaries—’
‘It is the gentleman,’
observed the stranger, stopping the schoolmaster in
the rehearsal of his advertisement. ’Mr
Squeers, I believe, sir?’
‘The same, sir,’ said
Mr Squeers, with an assumption of extreme surprise.
‘The gentleman,’ said
the stranger, ’that advertised in the Times
newspaper?’
’—Morning Post, Chronicle,
Herald, and Advertiser, regarding the Academy called
Dotheboys Hall at the delightful village of Dotheboys,
near Greta Bridge in Yorkshire,’ added Mr Squeers.
’You come on business, sir. I see by
my young friends. How do you do, my little gentleman?
and how do you do, sir?’ With this salutation
Mr Squeers patted the heads of two hollow-eyed, small-boned
little boys, whom the applicant had brought with him,
and waited for further communications.
‘I am in the oil and colour
way. My name is Snawley, sir,’ said the
stranger.
Squeers inclined his head as much
as to say, ’And a remarkably pretty name, too.’
The stranger continued. ’I
have been thinking, Mr Squeers, of placing my two
boys at your school.’
‘It is not for me to say so,
sir,’ replied Mr Squeers, ’but I don’t
think you could possibly do a better thing.’
‘Hem!’ said the other.
’Twenty pounds per annewum, I believe, Mr Squeers?’
‘Guineas,’ rejoined the
schoolmaster, with a persuasive smile.
‘Pounds for two, I think, Mr
Squeers,’ said Mr Snawley, solemnly.
‘I don’t think it could
be done, sir,’ replied Squeers, as if he had
never considered the proposition before. ’Let
me see; four fives is twenty, double that, and deduct
the—well, a pound either way shall not
stand betwixt us. You must recommend me to your
connection, sir, and make it up that way.’
‘They are not great eaters,’ said Mr Snawley.
‘Oh! that doesn’t matter
at all,’ replied Squeers. ’We don’t
consider the boys’ appetites at our establishment.’
This was strictly true; they did not.
‘Every wholesome luxury, sir,
that Yorkshire can afford,’ continued Squeers;
’every beautiful moral that Mrs Squeers can instil;
every— in short, every comfort of a home
that a boy could wish for, will be theirs, Mr Snawley.’
‘I should wish their morals
to be particularly attended to,’ said Mr Snawley.
‘I am glad of that, sir,’
replied the schoolmaster, drawing himself up.
‘They have come to the right shop for morals,
sir.’
‘You are a moral man yourself,’ said Mr
Snawley.
‘I rather believe I am, sir,’ replied
Squeers.
‘I have the satisfaction to
know you are, sir,’ said Mr Snawley. ’I
asked one of your references, and he said you were
pious.’
‘Well, sir, I hope I am a little in that line,’
replied Squeers.
‘I hope I am also,’ rejoined
the other. ’Could I say a few words with
you in the next box?’
‘By all means,’ rejoined
Squeers with a grin. ’My dears, will you
speak to your new playfellow a minute or two?
That is one of my boys, sir. Belling his name
is,—a Taunton boy that, sir.’
‘Is he, indeed?’ rejoined
Mr Snawley, looking at the poor little urchin as if
he were some extraordinary natural curiosity.
‘He goes down with me tomorrow,
sir,’ said Squeers. ’That’s
his luggage that he is a sitting upon now. Each
boy is required to bring, sir, two suits of clothes,
six shirts, six pair of stockings, two nightcaps,
two pocket-handkerchiefs, two pair of shoes, two hats,
and a razor.’
‘A razor!’ exclaimed Mr
Snawley, as they walked into the next box. ‘What
for?’
‘To shave with,’ replied
Squeers, in a slow and measured tone.
There was not much in these three
words, but there must have been something in the manner
in which they were said, to attract attention; for
the schoolmaster and his companion looked steadily
at each other for a few seconds, and then exchanged
a very meaning smile. Snawley was a sleek, flat-nosed
man, clad in sombre garments, and long black gaiters,
and bearing in his countenance an expression of much
mortification and sanctity; so, his smiling without
any obvious reason was the more remarkable.
‘Up to what age do you keep
boys at your school then?’ he asked at length.
’Just as long as their friends
make the quarterly payments to my agent in town, or
until such time as they run away,’ replied Squeers.
’Let us understand each other; I see we may
safely do so. What are these boys;—natural
children?’
‘No,’ rejoined Snawley,
meeting the gaze of the schoolmaster’s one eye.
‘They ain’t.’
‘I thought they might be,’
said Squeers, coolly. ’We have a good
many of them; that boy’s one.’
‘Him in the next box?’ said Snawley.
Squeers nodded in the affirmative;
his companion took another peep at the little boy
on the trunk, and, turning round again, looked as
if he were quite disappointed to see him so much like
other boys, and said he should hardly have thought
it.
‘He is,’ cried Squeers.
’But about these boys of yours; you wanted
to speak to me?’
‘Yes,’ replied Snawley.
’The fact is, I am not their father, Mr Squeers.
I’m only their father-in-law.’
‘Oh! Is that it?’
said the schoolmaster. ’That explains it
at once. I was wondering what the devil you
were going to send them to Yorkshire for. Ha!
ha! Oh, I understand now.’
‘You see I have married the
mother,’ pursued Snawley; ’it’s
expensive keeping boys at home, and as she has a little
money in her own right, I am afraid (women are so
very foolish, Mr Squeers) that she might be led to
squander it on them, which would be their ruin, you
know.’
‘I see,’ returned Squeers,
throwing himself back in his chair, and waving his
hand.
‘And this,’ resumed Snawley,
’has made me anxious to put them to some school
a good distance off, where there are no holidays—none
of those ill-judged coming home twice a year that unsettle
children’s minds so—and where they
may rough it a little—you comprehend?’
‘The payments regular, and no
questions asked,’ said Squeers, nodding his
head.
‘That’s it, exactly,’
rejoined the other. ’Morals strictly attended
to, though.’
‘Strictly,’ said Squeers.
‘Not too much writing home allowed,
I suppose?’ said the father-in-law, hesitating.
’None, except a circular at
Christmas, to say they never were so happy, and hope
they may never be sent for,’ rejoined Squeers.
‘Nothing could be better,’
said the father-in-law, rubbing his hands.
‘Then, as we understand each
other,’ said Squeers, ’will you allow
me to ask you whether you consider me a highly virtuous,
exemplary, and well-conducted man in private life;
and whether, as a person whose business it is to take
charge of youth, you place the strongest confidence
in my unimpeachable integrity, liberality, religious
principles, and ability?’
‘Certainly I do,’ replied
the father-in-law, reciprocating the schoolmaster’s
grin.
‘Perhaps you won’t object
to say that, if I make you a reference?’
‘Not the least in the world.’
‘That’s your sort!’
said Squeers, taking up a pen; ’this is doing
business, and that’s what I like.’
Having entered Mr Snawley’s
address, the schoolmaster had next to perform the
still more agreeable office of entering the receipt
of the first quarter’s payment in advance, which
he had scarcely completed, when another voice was
heard inquiring for Mr Squeers.
‘Here he is,’ replied the schoolmaster;
‘what is it?’
‘Only a matter of business,
sir,’ said Ralph Nickleby, presenting himself,
closely followed by Nicholas. ’There was
an advertisement of yours in the papers this morning?’
‘There was, sir. This
way, if you please,’ said Squeers, who had by
this time got back to the box by the fire-place.
’Won’t you be seated?’
‘Why, I think I will,’
replied Ralph, suiting the action to the word, and
placing his hat on the table before him. ’This
is my nephew, sir, Mr Nicholas Nickleby.’
‘How do you do, sir?’ said Squeers.
Nicholas bowed, said he was very well,
and seemed very much astonished at the outward appearance
of the proprietor of Dotheboys Hall: as indeed
he was.
‘Perhaps you recollect me?’
said Ralph, looking narrowly at the schoolmaster.
’You paid me a small account
at each of my half-yearly visits to town, for some
years, I think, sir,’ replied Squeers.
‘I did,’ rejoined Ralph.
‘For the parents of a boy named Dorker, who
unfortunately—’
‘—unfortunately died
at Dotheboys Hall,’ said Ralph, finishing the
sentence.
‘I remember very well, sir,’
rejoined Squeers. ’Ah! Mrs Squeers,
sir, was as partial to that lad as if he had been her
own; the attention, sir, that was bestowed upon that
boy in his illness! Dry toast and warm tea offered
him every night and morning when he couldn’t
swallow anything—a candle in his bedroom
on the very night he died—the best dictionary
sent up for him to lay his head upon—I
don’t regret it though. It is a pleasant
thing to reflect that one did one’s duty by
him.’
Ralph smiled, as if he meant anything
but smiling, and looked round at the strangers present.
‘These are only some pupils
of mine,’ said Wackford Squeers, pointing to
the little boy on the trunk and the two little boys
on the floor, who had been staring at each other without
uttering a word, and writhing their bodies into most
remarkable contortions, according to the custom of
little boys when they first become acquainted.
’This gentleman, sir, is a parent who is kind
enough to compliment me upon the course of education
adopted at Dotheboys Hall, which is situated, sir,
at the delightful village of Dotheboys, near Greta
Bridge in Yorkshire, where youth are boarded, clothed,
booked, washed, furnished with pocket-money—’
‘Yes, we know all about that,
sir,’ interrupted Ralph, testily. ‘It’s
in the advertisement.’
‘You are very right, sir; it
is in the advertisement,’ replied Squeers.
‘And in the matter of fact besides,’
interrupted Mr Snawley. ’I feel bound
to assure you, sir, and I am proud to have this opportunity
of assuring you, that I consider Mr Squeers a
gentleman highly virtuous, exemplary, well conducted,
and—’
‘I make no doubt of it, sir,’
interrupted Ralph, checking the torrent of recommendation;
’no doubt of it at all. Suppose we come
to business?’
‘With all my heart, sir,’
rejoined Squeers. ’”Never postpone business,”
is the very first lesson we instil into our commercial
pupils. Master Belling, my dear, always remember
that; do you hear?’
‘Yes, sir,’ repeated Master Belling.
‘He recollects what it is, does he?’ said
Ralph.
‘Tell the gentleman,’ said Squeers.
‘”Never,”’ repeated Master Belling.
‘Very good,’ said Squeers; ‘go on.’
‘Never,’ repeated Master Belling again.
‘Very good indeed,’ said Squeers.
‘Yes.’
‘P,’ suggested Nicholas, good-naturedly.
‘Perform—business!’
said Master Belling. ’Never—perform—
business!’
‘Very well, sir,’ said
Squeers, darting a withering look at the culprit.
’You and I will perform a little business on
our private account by-and-by.’
‘And just now,’ said Ralph,
’we had better transact our own, perhaps.’
‘If you please,’ said Squeers.
‘Well,’ resumed Ralph,
’it’s brief enough; soon broached; and
I hope easily concluded. You have advertised
for an able assistant, sir?’
‘Precisely so,’ said Squeers.
‘And you really want one?’
‘Certainly,’ answered Squeers.
‘Here he is!’ said Ralph.
’My nephew Nicholas, hot from school, with
everything he learnt there, fermenting in his head,
and nothing fermenting in his pocket, is just the
man you want.’
‘I am afraid,’ said Squeers,
perplexed with such an application from a youth of
Nicholas’s figure, ’I am afraid the young
man won’t suit me.’
‘Yes, he will,’ said Ralph;
’I know better. Don’t be cast down,
sir; you will be teaching all the young noblemen in
Dotheboys Hall in less than a week’s time, unless
this gentleman is more obstinate than I take him to
be.’
‘I fear, sir,’ said Nicholas,
addressing Mr Squeers, ’that you object to my
youth, and to my not being a Master of Arts?’
‘The absence of a college degree
is an objection,’ replied Squeers, looking
as grave as he could, and considerably puzzled, no
less by the contrast between the simplicity of the
nephew and the worldly manner of the uncle, than by
the incomprehensible allusion to the young noblemen
under his tuition.
‘Look here, sir,’ said
Ralph; ’I’ll put this matter in its true
light in two seconds.’
‘If you’ll have the goodness,’ rejoined
Squeers.
’This is a boy, or a youth,
or a lad, or a young man, or a hobbledehoy, or whatever
you like to call him, of eighteen or nineteen, or
thereabouts,’ said Ralph.
‘That I see,’ observed the schoolmaster.
‘So do I,’ said Mr Snawley,
thinking it as well to back his new friend occasionally.
’His father is dead, he is wholly
ignorant of the world, has no resources whatever,
and wants something to do,’ said Ralph.
’I recommend him to this splendid establishment
of yours, as an opening which will lead him to fortune
if he turns it to proper account. Do you see
that?’
‘Everybody must see that,’
replied Squeers, half imitating the sneer with which
the old gentleman was regarding his unconscious relative.
‘I do, of course,’ said Nicholas, eagerly.
‘He does, of course, you observe,’
said Ralph, in the same dry, hard manner. ’If
any caprice of temper should induce him to cast aside
this golden opportunity before he has brought it to
perfection, I consider myself absolved from extending
any assistance to his mother and sister. Look
at him, and think of the use he may be to you in half-a-dozen
ways! Now, the question is, whether, for some
time to come at all events, he won’t serve your
purpose better than twenty of the kind of people you
would get under ordinary circumstances. Isn’t
that a question for consideration?’
‘Yes, it is,’ said Squeers,
answering a nod of Ralph’s head with a nod of
his own.
‘Good,’ rejoined Ralph.
‘Let me have two words with you.’
The two words were had apart; in a
couple of minutes Mr Wackford Squeers announced that
Mr Nicholas Nickleby was, from that moment, thoroughly
nominated to, and installed in, the office of first
assistant master at Dotheboys Hall.
‘Your uncle’s recommendation
has done it, Mr Nickleby,’ said Wackford Squeers.
Nicholas, overjoyed at his success,
shook his uncle’s hand warmly, and could almost
have worshipped Squeers upon the spot.
‘He is an odd-looking man,’
thought Nicholas. ’What of that?
Porson was an odd-looking man, and so was Doctor Johnson;
all these bookworms are.’
‘At eight o’clock tomorrow
morning, Mr Nickleby,’ said Squeers, ’the
coach starts. You must be here at a quarter before,
as we take these boys with us.’
‘Certainly, sir,’ said Nicholas.
‘And your fare down, I have
paid,’ growled Ralph. ’So, you’ll
have nothing to do but keep yourself warm.’
Here was another instance of his uncle’s
generosity! Nicholas felt his unexpected kindness
so much, that he could scarcely find words to thank
him; indeed, he had not found half enough, when they
took leave of the schoolmaster, and emerged from the
Saracen’s Head gateway.
‘I shall be here in the morning
to see you fairly off,’ said Ralph. ‘No
skulking!’
‘Thank you, sir,’ replied
Nicholas; ’I never shall forget this kindness.’
‘Take care you don’t,’
replied his uncle. ’You had better go home
now, and pack up what you have got to pack. Do
you think you could find your way to Golden Square
first?’
‘Certainly,’ said Nicholas. ‘I
can easily inquire.’
‘Leave these papers with my
clerk, then,’ said Ralph, producing a small
parcel, ‘and tell him to wait till I come home.’
Nicholas cheerfully undertook the
errand, and bidding his worthy uncle an affectionate
farewell, which that warm-hearted old gentleman acknowledged
by a growl, hastened away to execute his commission.
He found Golden Square in due course;
Mr Noggs, who had stepped out for a minute or so to
the public-house, was opening the door with a latch-key,
as he reached the steps.
‘What’s that?’ inquired Noggs, pointing
to the parcel.
‘Papers from my uncle,’
replied Nicholas; ’and you’re to have the
goodness to wait till he comes home, if you please.’
‘Uncle!’ cried Noggs.
‘Mr Nickleby,’ said Nicholas in explanation.
‘Come in,’ said Newman.
Without another word he led Nicholas
into the passage, and thence into the official pantry
at the end of it, where he thrust him into a chair,
and mounting upon his high stool, sat, with his arms
hanging, straight down by his sides, gazing fixedly
upon him, as from a tower of observation.
‘There is no answer,’
said Nicholas, laying the parcel on a table beside
him.
Newman said nothing, but folding his
arms, and thrusting his head forward so as to obtain
a nearer view of Nicholas’s face, scanned his
features closely.
‘No answer,’ said Nicholas,
speaking very loud, under the impression that Newman
Noggs was deaf.
Newman placed his hands upon his knees,
and, without uttering a syllable, continued the same
close scrutiny of his companion’s face.
This was such a very singular proceeding
on the part of an utter stranger, and his appearance
was so extremely peculiar, that Nicholas, who had
a sufficiently keen sense of the ridiculous, could
not refrain from breaking into a smile as he inquired
whether Mr Noggs had any commands for him.
Noggs shook his head and sighed; upon
which Nicholas rose, and remarking that he required
no rest, bade him good-morning.
It was a great exertion for Newman
Noggs, and nobody knows to this day how he ever came
to make it, the other party being wholly unknown to
him, but he drew a long breath and actually said, out
loud, without once stopping, that if the young gentleman
did not object to tell, he should like to know what
his uncle was going to do for him.
Nicholas had not the least objection
in the world, but on the contrary was rather pleased
to have an opportunity of talking on the subject which
occupied his thoughts; so, he sat down again, and (his
sanguine imagination warming as he spoke) entered into
a fervent and glowing description of all the honours
and advantages to be derived from his appointment
at that seat of learning, Dotheboys Hall.
‘But, what’s the matter—are
you ill?’ said Nicholas, suddenly breaking off,
as his companion, after throwing himself into a variety
of uncouth attitudes, thrust his hands under the stool,
and cracked his finger-joints as if he were snapping
all the bones in his hands.
Newman Noggs made no reply, but went
on shrugging his shoulders and cracking his finger-joints;
smiling horribly all the time, and looking steadfastly
at nothing, out of the tops of his eyes, in a most
ghastly manner.
At first, Nicholas thought the mysterious
man was in a fit, but, on further consideration, decided
that he was in liquor, under which circumstances he
deemed it prudent to make off at once. He looked
back when he had got the street-door open. Newman
Noggs was still indulging in the same extraordinary
gestures, and the cracking of his fingers sounded
louder that ever.