This story was begun, within a few
months after the publication of the completed “Pickwick
Papers.” There were, then, a good many
cheap Yorkshire schools in existence. There
are very few now.
Of the monstrous neglect of education
in England, and the disregard of it by the State as
a means of forming good or bad citizens, and miserable
or happy men, private schools long afforded a notable
example. Although any man who had proved his
unfitness for any other occupation in life, was free,
without examination or qualification, to open a school
anywhere; although preparation for the functions he
undertook, was required in the surgeon who assisted
to bring a boy into the world, or might one day assist,
perhaps, to send him out of it; in the chemist, the
attorney, the butcher, the baker, the candlestick
maker; the whole round of crafts and trades, the schoolmaster
excepted; and although schoolmasters, as a race, were
the blockheads and impostors who might naturally be
expected to spring from such a state of things, and
to flourish in it; these Yorkshire schoolmasters were
the lowest and most rotten round in the whole ladder.
Traders in the avarice, indifference, or imbecility
of parents, and the helplessness of children; ignorant,
sordid, brutal men, to whom few considerate persons
would have entrusted the board and lodging of a horse
or a dog; they formed the worthy cornerstone of a
structure, which, for absurdity and a magnificent high-minded
LAISSEZ-ALLER neglect, has rarely been exceeded in
the world.
We hear sometimes of an action for
damages against the unqualified medical practitioner,
who has deformed a broken limb in pretending to heal
it. But, what of the hundreds of thousands of
minds that have been deformed for ever by the incapable
pettifoggers who have pretended to form them!
I make mention of the race, as of
the Yorkshire schoolmasters, in the past tense.
Though it has not yet finally disappeared, it is
dwindling daily. A long day’s work remains
to be done about us in the way of education, Heaven
knows; but great improvements and facilities towards
the attainment of a good one, have been furnished,
of late years.
I cannot call to mind, now, how I
came to hear about Yorkshire schools when I was a
not very robust child, sitting in bye-places near
Rochester Castle, with a head full of PARTRIDGE, STRAP,
tom pipes, and SANCHO PANZA; but I know
that my first impressions of them were picked up at
that time, and that they were somehow or other connected
with a suppurated abscess that some boy had come home
with, in consequence of his Yorkshire guide, philosopher,
and friend, having ripped it open with an inky pen-knife.
The impression made upon me, however made, never
left me. I was always curious about Yorkshire
schools—fell, long afterwards and at sundry
times, into the way of hearing more about them—at
last, having an audience, resolved to write about
them.
With that intent I went down into
Yorkshire before I began this book, in very severe
winter time which is pretty faithfully described herein.
As I wanted to see a schoolmaster or two, and was
forewarned that those gentlemen might, in their modesty,
be shy of receiving a visit from the author of the
“Pickwick Papers,” I consulted with a
professional friend who had a Yorkshire connexion,
and with whom I concerted a pious fraud. He
gave me some letters of introduction, in the name,
I think, of my travelling companion; they bore reference
to a supposititious little boy who had been left with
a widowed mother who didn’t know what to do
with him; the poor lady had thought, as a means of
thawing the tardy compassion of her relations in his
behalf, of sending him to a Yorkshire school; I was
the poor lady’s friend, travelling that way;
and if the recipient of the letter could inform me
of a school in his neighbourhood, the writer would
be very much obliged.
I went to several places in that part
of the country where I understood the schools to be
most plentifully sprinkled, and had no occasion to
deliver a letter until I came to a certain town which
shall be nameless. The person to whom it was
addressed, was not at home; but he came down at night,
through the snow, to the inn where I was staying.
It was after dinner; and he needed little persuasion
to sit down by the fire in a warrn corner, and take
his share of the wine that was on the table.
I am afraid he is dead now.
I recollect he was a jovial, ruddy, broad-faced man;
that we got acquainted directly; and that we talked
on all kinds of subjects, except the school, which
he showed a great anxiety to avoid. “Was
there any large school near?” I asked him, in
reference to the letter. “Oh yes,”
he said; “there was a pratty big ’un.”
“Was it a good one?” I asked. “Ey!”
he said, “it was as good as anoother; that was
a’ a matther of opinion”; and fell to looking
at the fire, staring round the room, and whistling
a little. On my reverting to some other topic
that we had been discussing, he recovered immediately;
but, though I tried him again and again, I never approached
the question of the school, even if he were in the
middle of a laugh, without observing that his countenance
fell, and that he became uncomfortable. At last,
when we had passed a couple of hours or so, very agreeably,
he suddenly took up his hat, and leaning over the
table and looking me full in the face, said, in a
low voice: “Weel, Misther, we’ve been
vara pleasant toogather, and ar’ll spak’
my moind tiv’ee. Dinnot let the weedur
send her lattle boy to yan o’ our school-measthers,
while there’s a harse to hoold in a’ Lunnun,
or a gootther to lie asleep in. Ar wouldn’t
mak’ ill words amang my neeburs, and ar speak
tiv’ee quiet loike. But I’m dom’d
if ar can gang to bed and not tellee, for weedur’s
sak’, to keep the lattle boy from a’ sike
scoondrels while there’s a harse to hoold in
a’ Lunnun, or a gootther to lie asleep in!”
Repeating these words with great heartiness, and
with a solemnity on his jolly face that made it look
twice as large as before, he shook hands and went
away. I never saw him afterwards, but I sometimes
imagine that I descry a faint reflection of him in
John Browdie.
In reference to these gentry, I may
here quote a few words from the original preface to
this book.
“It has afforded the Author
great amusement and satisfaction, during the progress
of this work, to learn, from country friends and from
a variety of ludicrous statements concerning himself
in provincial newspapers, that more than one Yorkshire
schoolmaster lays claim to being the original of Mr.
Squeers. One worthy, he has reason to believe,
has actually consulted authorities learned in the law,
as to his having good grounds on which to rest an
action for libel; another, has meditated a journey
to London, for the express purpose of committing an
assault and battery on his traducer; a third, perfectly
remembers being waited on, last January twelve-month,
by two gentlemen, one of whom held him in conversation
while the other took his likeness; and, although Mr.
Squeers has but one eye, and he has two, and the published
sketch does not resemble him (whoever he may be) in
any other respect, still he and all his friends and
neighbours know at once for whom it is meant, because—the
character is so like him.
“While the Author cannot but
feel the full force of the compliment thus conveyed
to him, he ventures to suggest that these contentions
may arise from the fact, that Mr. Squeers is the representative
of a class, and not of an individual. Where
imposture, ignorance, and brutal cupidity, are the
stock in trade of a small body of men, and one is
described by these characteristics, all his fellows
will recognise something belonging to themselves,
and each will have a misgiving that the portrait is
his own.
’The Author’s object in
calling public attention to the system would be very
imperfectly fulfilled, if he did not state now, in
his own person, emphatically and earnestly, that Mr.
Squeers and his school are faint and feeble pictures
of an existing reality, purposely subdued and kept
down lest they should be deemed impossible. That
there are, upon record, trials at law in which damages
have been sought as a poor recompense for lasting
agonies and disfigurements inflicted upon children
by the treatment of the master in these places, involving
such offensive and foul details of neglect, cruelty,
and disease, as no writer of fiction would have the
boldness to imagine. And that, since he has
been engaged upon these Adventures, he has received,
from private quarters far beyond the reach of suspicion
or distrust, accounts of atrocities, in the perpetration
of which upon neglected or repudiated children, these
schools have been the main instruments, very far exceeding
any that appear in these pages.”
This comprises all I need say on the
subject; except that if I had seen occasion, I had
resolved to reprint a few of these details of legal
proceedings, from certain old newspapers.
One other quotation from the same
Preface may serve to introduce a fact that my readers
may think curious.
“To turn to a more pleasant
subject, it may be right to say, that there are
two characters in this book which are drawn from life.
It is remarkable that what we call the world, which
is so very credulous in what professes to be true,
is most incredulous in what professes to be imaginary;
and that, while, every day in real life, it will allow
in one man no blemishes, and in another no virtues,
it will seldom admit a very strongly-marked character,
either good or bad, in a fictitious narrative, to
be within the limits of probability. But those
who take an interest in this tale, will be glad to
learn that the brothers Cheeryble live;
that their liberal charity, their singleness of heart,
their noble nature, and their unbounded benevolence,
are no creations of the Author’s brain; but are
prompting every day (and oftenest by stealth) some
munificent and generous deed in that town of which
they are the pride and honour.”
If I were to attempt to sum up the
thousands of letters, from all sorts of people in
all sorts of latitudes and climates, which this unlucky
paragraph brought down upon me, I should get into an
arithmetical difficulty from which I could not easily
extricate myself. Suffice it to say, that I
believe the applications for loans, gifts, and offices
of profit that I have been requested to forward to
the originals of the brothers Cheeryble (with
whom I never interchanged any communication in my
life) would have exhausted the combined patronage
of all the Lord Chancellors since the accession of
the House of Brunswick, and would have broken the Rest
of the Bank of England.
The Brothers are now dead.
There is only one other point, on
which I would desire to offer a remark. If Nicholas
be not always found to be blameless or agreeable,
he is not always intended to appear so. He is
a young man of an impetuous temper and of little or
no experience; and I saw no reason why such a hero
should be lifted out of nature.