Fanny seemed nearer being right than
Edmund had supposed. The business of finding
a play that would suit everybody proved to be no trifle;
and the carpenter had received his orders and taken
his measurements, had suggested and removed at least
two sets of difficulties, and having made the necessity
of an enlargement of plan and expense fully evident,
was already at work, while a play was still to seek.
Other preparations were also in hand. An enormous
roll of green baize had arrived from Northampton,
and been cut out by Mrs. Norris (with a saving by her
good management of full three-quarters of a yard),
and was actually forming into a curtain by the housemaids,
and still the play was wanting; and as two or three
days passed away in this manner, Edmund began almost
to hope that none might ever be found.
There were, in fact, so many things
to be attended to, so many people to be pleased, so
many best characters required, and, above all, such
a need that the play should be at once both tragedy
and comedy, that there did seem as little chance of
a decision as anything pursued by youth and zeal could
hold out.
On the tragic side were the Miss Bertrams,
Henry Crawford, and Mr. Yates; on the comic, Tom Bertram,
not quite alone, because it was evident that
Mary Crawford’s wishes, though politely kept
back, inclined the same way: but his determinateness
and his power seemed to make allies unnecessary; and,
independent of this great irreconcilable difference,
they wanted a piece containing very few characters
in the whole, but every character first-rate, and three
principal women. All the best plays were run
over in vain. Neither Hamlet, nor Macbeth, nor
Othello, nor Douglas, nor The Gamester, presented
anything that could satisfy even the tragedians; and
The Rivals, The School for Scandal, Wheel of Fortune,
Heir at Law, and a long et cetera, were successively
dismissed with yet warmer objections. No piece
could be proposed that did not supply somebody with
a difficulty, and on one side or the other it was
a continual repetition of, “Oh no, that
will never do! Let us have no ranting tragedies.
Too many characters. Not a tolerable woman’s
part in the play. Anything but that,
my dear Tom. It would be impossible to fill it
up. One could not expect anybody to take such
a part. Nothing but buffoonery from beginning
to end. That might do, perhaps, but for the
low parts. If I must give my opinion,
I have always thought it the most insipid play in
the English language. I do not wish to make
objections; I shall be happy to be of any use, but
I think we could not chuse worse.”
Fanny looked on and listened, not
unamused to observe the selfishness which, more or
less disguised, seemed to govern them all, and wondering
how it would end. For her own gratification
she could have wished that something might be acted,
for she had never seen even half a play, but everything
of higher consequence was against it.
“This will never do,”
said Tom Bertram at last. “We are wasting
time most abominably. Something must be fixed
on. No matter what, so that something is chosen.
We must not be so nice. A few characters too
many must not frighten us. We must double
them. We must descend a little. If a part
is insignificant, the greater our credit in making
anything of it. From this moment I make no difficulties.
I take any part you chuse to give me, so as it be comic.
Let it but be comic, I condition for nothing more.”
For about the fifth time he then proposed
the Heir at Law, doubting only whether to prefer Lord
Duberley or Dr. Pangloss for himself; and very earnestly,
but very unsuccessfully, trying to persuade the others
that there were some fine tragic parts in the rest
of the dramatis personae.
The pause which followed this fruitless
effort was ended by the same speaker, who, taking
up one of the many volumes of plays that lay on the
table, and turning it over, suddenly exclaimed—“Lovers’
Vows! And why should not Lovers’ Vows do
for us as well as for the Ravenshaws?
How came it never to be thought of before?
It strikes me as if it would do exactly. What
say you all? Here are two capital tragic parts
for Yates and Crawford, and here is the rhyming Butler
for me, if nobody else wants it; a trifling part,
but the sort of thing I should not dislike, and, as
I said before, I am determined to take anything and
do my best. And as for the rest, they may be
filled up by anybody. It is only Count Cassel
and Anhalt.”
The suggestion was generally welcome.
Everybody was growing weary of indecision, and the
first idea with everybody was, that nothing had been
proposed before so likely to suit them all.
Mr. Yates was particularly pleased: he had been
sighing and longing to do the Baron at Ecclesford,
had grudged every rant of Lord Ravenshaw’s, and
been forced to re-rant it all in his own room.
The storm through Baron Wildenheim was the height
of his theatrical ambition; and with the advantage
of knowing half the scenes by heart already, he did
now, with the greatest alacrity, offer his services
for the part. To do him justice, however, he
did not resolve to appropriate it; for remembering
that there was some very good ranting-ground in Frederick,
he professed an equal willingness for that. Henry
Crawford was ready to take either. Whichever
Mr. Yates did not chuse would perfectly satisfy him,
and a short parley of compliment ensued. Miss
Bertram, feeling all the interest of an Agatha in
the question, took on her to decide it, by observing
to Mr. Yates that this was a point in which height
and figure ought to be considered, and that his
being the tallest, seemed to fit him peculiarly for
the Baron. She was acknowledged to be quite
right, and the two parts being accepted accordingly,
she was certain of the proper Frederick. Three
of the characters were now cast, besides Mr. Rushworth,
who was always answered for by Maria as willing to
do anything; when Julia, meaning, like her sister,
to be Agatha, began to be scrupulous on Miss Crawford’s
account.
“This is not behaving well by
the absent,” said she. “Here are
not women enough. Amelia and Agatha may do for
Maria and me, but here is nothing for your sister,
Mr. Crawford.”
Mr. Crawford desired that might
not be thought of: he was very sure his sister
had no wish of acting but as she might be useful,
and that she would not allow herself to be considered
in the present case. But this was immediately
opposed by Tom Bertram, who asserted the part of Amelia
to be in every respect the property of Miss Crawford,
if she would accept it. “It falls as naturally,
as necessarily to her,” said he, “as Agatha
does to one or other of my sisters. It can be
no sacrifice on their side, for it is highly comic.”
A short silence followed. Each
sister looked anxious; for each felt the best claim
to Agatha, and was hoping to have it pressed on her
by the rest. Henry Crawford, who meanwhile had
taken up the play, and with seeming carelessness was
turning over the first act, soon settled the business.
“I must entreat Miss Julia
Bertram,” said he, “not to engage in the
part of Agatha, or it will be the ruin of all my solemnity.
You must not, indeed you must not” (turning
to her). “I could not stand your countenance
dressed up in woe and paleness. The many laughs
we have had together would infallibly come across
me, and Frederick and his knapsack would be obliged
to run away.”
Pleasantly, courteously, it was spoken;
but the manner was lost in the matter to Julia’s
feelings. She saw a glance at Maria which confirmed
the injury to herself: it was a scheme, a trick;
she was slighted, Maria was preferred; the smile of
triumph which Maria was trying to suppress shewed
how well it was understood; and before Julia could
command herself enough to speak, her brother gave
his weight against her too, by saying, “Oh yes!
Maria must be Agatha. Maria will be the best
Agatha. Though Julia fancies she prefers tragedy,
I would not trust her in it. There is nothing
of tragedy about her. She has not the look of
it. Her features are not tragic features, and
she walks too quick, and speaks too quick, and would
not keep her countenance. She had better do the
old countrywoman: the Cottager’s wife;
you had, indeed, Julia. Cottager’s wife
is a very pretty part, I assure you. The old
lady relieves the high-flown benevolence of her husband
with a good deal of spirit. You shall be Cottager’s
wife.”
“Cottager’s wife!”
cried Mr. Yates. “What are you talking
of? The most trivial, paltry, insignificant part;
the merest commonplace; not a tolerable speech in the
whole. Your sister do that! It is an insult
to propose it. At Ecclesford the governess was
to have done it. We all agreed that it could
not be offered to anybody else. A little more
justice, Mr. Manager, if you please. You do not
deserve the office, if you cannot appreciate the talents
of your company a little better.”
“Why, as to that, my
good friend, till I and my company have really acted
there must be some guesswork; but I mean no disparagement
to Julia. We cannot have two Agathas, and we
must have one Cottager’s wife; and I am sure
I set her the example of moderation myself in being
satisfied with the old Butler. If the part is
trifling she will have more credit in making something
of it; and if she is so desperately bent against everything
humorous, let her take Cottager’s speeches instead
of Cottager’s wife’s, and so change the
parts all through; he is solemn and pathetic
enough, I am sure. It could make no difference
in the play, and as for Cottager himself, when he
has got his wife’s speeches, I would undertake
him with all my heart.”
“With all your partiality for
Cottager’s wife,” said Henry Crawford,
“it will be impossible to make anything of it
fit for your sister, and we must not suffer her good-nature
to be imposed on. We must not allow her
to accept the part. She must not be left to her
own complaisance. Her talents will be wanted
in Amelia. Amelia is a character more difficult
to be well represented than even Agatha. I consider
Amelia is the most difficult character in the whole
piece. It requires great powers, great nicety,
to give her playfulness and simplicity without extravagance.
I have seen good actresses fail in the part.
Simplicity, indeed, is beyond the reach of almost
every actress by profession. It requires a delicacy
of feeling which they have not. It requires
a gentlewoman—a Julia Bertram. You
will undertake it, I hope?” turning to
her with a look of anxious entreaty, which softened
her a little; but while she hesitated what to say,
her brother again interposed with Miss Crawford’s
better claim.
“No, no, Julia must not be Amelia.
It is not at all the part for her. She would
not like it. She would not do well. She
is too tall and robust. Amelia should be a small,
light, girlish, skipping figure. It is fit for
Miss Crawford, and Miss Crawford only. She looks
the part, and I am persuaded will do it admirably.”
Without attending to this, Henry Crawford
continued his supplication. “You must
oblige us,” said he, “indeed you must.
When you have studied the character, I am sure you
will feel it suit you. Tragedy may be your choice,
but it will certainly appear that comedy chuses you.
You will be to visit me in prison with a basket of
provisions; you will not refuse to visit me in prison?
I think I see you coming in with your basket.”
The influence of his voice was felt.
Julia wavered; but was he only trying to soothe and
pacify her, and make her overlook the previous affront?
She distrusted him. The slight had been most
determined. He was, perhaps, but at treacherous
play with her. She looked suspiciously at her
sister; Maria’s countenance was to decide it:
if she were vexed and alarmed—but Maria
looked all serenity and satisfaction, and Julia well
knew that on this ground Maria could not be happy
but at her expense. With hasty indignation, therefore,
and a tremulous voice, she said to him, “You
do not seem afraid of not keeping your countenance
when I come in with a basket of provisions—though
one might have supposed—but it is only
as Agatha that I was to be so overpowering!”
She stopped—Henry Crawford looked rather
foolish, and as if he did not know what to say.
Tom Bertram began again—
“Miss Crawford must be Amelia.
She will be an excellent Amelia.”
“Do not be afraid of my
wanting the character,” cried Julia, with angry
quickness: “I am not to be Agatha,
and I am sure I will do nothing else; and as to Amelia,
it is of all parts in the world the most disgusting
to me. I quite detest her. An odious, little,
pert, unnatural, impudent girl. I have always
protested against comedy, and this is comedy in its
worst form.” And so saying, she walked
hastily out of the room, leaving awkward feelings
to more than one, but exciting small compassion in
any except Fanny, who had been a quiet auditor of
the whole, and who could not think of her as under
the agitations of jealousy without great pity.
A short silence succeeded her leaving
them; but her brother soon returned to business and
Lovers’ Vows, and was eagerly looking over the
play, with Mr. Yates’s help, to ascertain what
scenery would be necessary—while Maria
and Henry Crawford conversed together in an under-voice,
and the declaration with which she began of, “I
am sure I would give up the part to Julia most willingly,
but that though I shall probably do it very ill, I
feel persuaded she would do it worse,”
was doubtless receiving all the compliments it called
for.
When this had lasted some time, the
division of the party was completed by Tom Bertram
and Mr. Yates walking off together to consult farther
in the room now beginning to be called the
Theatre, and Miss Bertram’s resolving
to go down to the Parsonage herself with the offer
of Amelia to Miss Crawford; and Fanny remained alone.
The first use she made of her solitude
was to take up the volume which had been left on the
table, and begin to acquaint herself with the play
of which she had heard so much. Her curiosity
was all awake, and she ran through it with an eagerness
which was suspended only by intervals of astonishment,
that it could be chosen in the present instance, that
it could be proposed and accepted in a private theatre!
Agatha and Amelia appeared to her in their different
ways so totally improper for home representation—the
situation of one, and the language of the other, so
unfit to be expressed by any woman of modesty, that
she could hardly suppose her cousins could be aware
of what they were engaging in; and longed to have
them roused as soon as possible by the remonstrance
which Edmund would certainly make.