THE BATTLE OF HOOK’S FARM
And now, having given all the
exact science of our war game, having told something
of the development of this warfare, let me here set
out the particulars of an exemplary game. And
suddenly your author changes. He changes into
what perhaps he might have been—under different
circumstances. His inky fingers become large,
manly hands, his drooping scholastic back stiffens,
his elbows go out, his etiolated complexion corrugates
and darkens, his moustaches increase and grow and spread,
and curl up horribly; a large, red scar, a sabre cut,
grows lurid over one eye. He expands—all
over he expands. He clears his throat startlingly,
lugs at the still growing ends of his moustache, and
says, with just a faint and fading doubt in his voice
as to whether he can do it, “Yas, Sir!”
Now for a while you listen to General
H. G. W., of the Blue Army. You hear tales of
victory. The photographs of the battlefields are
by a woman war-correspondent, A. C. W., a daring ornament
of her sex. I vanish. I vanish, but I will
return. Here, then, is the story of the battle
of Hook’s Farm.
“The affair of Hook’s
Farm was one of those brisk little things that did
so much to build up my early reputation. I did
remarkably well, though perhaps it is not my function
to say so. The enemy was slightly stronger, both
in cavalry and infantry, than myself [Footnote:
A slight but pardonable error on the part of the gallant
gentleman. The forces were exactly equal.]; he
had the choice of position, and opened the ball.
Nevertheless I routed him. I had with me a compact
little force of 3 guns, 48 infantry, and 25 horse.
My instructions were to clear up the country to the
east of Firely Church.
“We came very speedily into
touch. I discovered the enemy advancing upon
Hook’s Farm and Firely Church, evidently with
the intention of holding those two positions and giving
me a warm welcome. I have by me a photograph
or so of the battlefield and also a little sketch I
used upon the field. They will give the intelligent
reader a far better idea of the encounter than any
so-called ‘fine writing’ can do.
“The original advance of the
enemy was through the open country behind Firely Church
and Hook’s Farm; I sighted him between the points
marked A A and B B, and his force was divided into
two columns, with very little cover or possibility
of communication between them if once the intervening
ground was under fire. I reckoned about 22 to
his left and 50 or 60 to his right. [Footnote:
Here again the gallant gentleman errs; this time he
magnifies.] Evidently he meant to seize both Firely
Church and Hook’s Farm, get his guns into action,
and pound my little force to pieces while it was still
practically in the open. He could reach both
these admirable positions before I could hope to get
a man there. There was no effective cover whatever
upon my right that would have permitted an advance
up to the church, and so I decided to concentrate
my whole force in a rush upon Hook’s Farm, while
I staved off his left with gun fire. I do not
believe any strategist whatever could have bettered
that scheme. My guns were at the points marked
D C E, each with five horsemen, and I deployed my
infantry in a line between D and E. The rest of my
cavalry I ordered to advance on Hook’s Farm from
C. I have shown by arrows on the sketch the course
I proposed for my guns. The gun E was to go straight
for its assigned position, and get into action at
once. C was not to risk capture or being put out
of action; its exact position was to be determined
by Red’s rapidity in getting up to the farm,
and it was to halt and get to work directly it saw
any chance of effective fire.
“Red had now sighted us.
Throughout the affair he showed a remarkably poor
stomach for gun-fire, and this was his undoing.
Moreover, he was tempted by the poorness of our cover
on our right to attempt to outflank and enfilade us
there. Accordingly, partly to get cover from our
two central guns and partly to outflank us, he sent
the whole of his left wing to the left of Firely Church,
where, except for the gun, it became almost a negligible
quantity. The gun came out between the church
and the wood into a position from which it did a considerable
amount of mischief to the infantry on our right, and
nearly drove our rightmost gun in upon its supports.
Meanwhile, Red’s two guns on his right came
forward to Hook’s Farm, rather badly supported
by his infantry.
“Once they got into position
there I perceived that we should be done for, and
accordingly I rushed every available man forward in
a vigorous counter attack, and my own two guns came
lumbering up to the farmhouse corners, and got into
the wedge of shelter close behind the house before
his could open fire. His fire met my advance,
littering the gentle grass slope with dead, and then,
hot behind the storm of shell, and even as my cavalry
gathered to charge his guns, he charged mine.
I was amazed beyond measure at that rush, knowing his
sabres to be slightly outnumbered by mine. In
another moment all the level space round the farmhouse
was a whirling storm of slashing cavalry, and then
we found ourselves still holding on, with half a dozen
prisoners, and the farmyard a perfect shambles of
horses and men. The melee was over. His
charge had failed, and, after a brief breathing—space
for my shot—torn infantry to come up, I
led on the counter attack. It was brilliantly
successful; a hard five minutes with bayonet and sabre,
and his right gun was in our hands and his central
one in jeopardy.
“And now Red was seized with
that most fatal disease of generals, indecision.
He would neither abandon his lost gun nor adequately
attack it. He sent forward a feeble little infantry
attack, that we cut up with the utmost ease, taking
several prisoners, made a disastrous demonstration
from the church, and then fell back altogether from
the gentle hill on which Hook Farm is situated to
a position beside and behind an exposed cottage on
the level. I at once opened out into a long crescent,
with a gun at either horn, whose crossfire completely
destroyed his chances of retreat from this ill-chosen
last stand, and there presently we disabled his second
gun. I now turned my attention to his still largely
unbroken right, from which a gun had maintained a
galling fire on us throughout the fight. I might
still have had some stiff work getting an attack home
to the church, but Red had had enough of it, and now
decided to relieve me of any further exertion by a
precipitate retreat. My gun to the right of Hook’s
Farm killed three of his flying men, but my cavalry
were too badly cut up for an effective pursuit, and
he got away to the extreme left of his original positions
with about 6 infantry-men, 4 cavalry, and 1 gun.
He went none too soon. Had he stayed, it would
have been only a question of time before we shot him
to pieces and finished him altogether.”
So far, and a little vaingloriously,
the general. Let me now shrug my shoulders and
shake him off, and go over this battle he describes
a little more exactly with the help of the photographs.
The battle is a small, compact game of the Fight-to-a-Finish
type, and it was arranged as simply as possible in
order to permit of a full and exact explanation.
Figure 1 shows the country of the
battlefield put out; on the right is the church, on
the left (near the centre of the plate) is the farm.
In the hollow between the two is a small outbuilding.
Directly behind the farm in the line of vision is
another outbuilding. This is more distinctly
seen in other photographs. Behind, the chalk back
line is clear. Red has won the toss, both for
the choice of a side and, after making that choice,
for first move, and his force is already put out upon
the back line. For the sake of picturesqueness,
the men are not put exactly on the line, but each
will have his next move measured from that line.
Red has broken his force into two, a fatal error, as
we shall see, in view of the wide space of open ground
between the farm and the church. He has 1 gun,
5 cavalry, and 13 infantry on his left, who are evidently
to take up a strong position by the church and enfilade
Blue’s position; Red’s right, of 2 guns,
20 cavalry, and 37 infantry aim at the seizure of
the farm.
Figure 2 is a near view of Blue’s
side, with his force put down. He has grasped
the strategic mistake of Red, and is going to fling
every man at the farm. His right, of 5 cavalry
and 16 infantry, will get up as soon as possible to
the woods near the centre of the field (whence the
fire of their gun will be able to cut off the two
portions of Red’s force from each other), and
then, leaving the gun there with sufficient men to
serve it, the rest of this party will push on to co-operate
with the main force of their comrades in the inevitable
scrimmage for the farm.
Figure 3 shows the fight after Red
and Blue have both made their first move. It
is taken from Red’s side. Red has not as
yet realised the danger of his position. His
left gun struggles into position to the left of the
church, his centre and right push for the farm.
Blue’s five cavalry on his left have already
galloped forward into a favourable position to open
fire at the next move—they are a little
hidden in the picture by the church; the sixteen infantry
follow hard, and his main force makes straight for
the farm.
Figure 4 shows the affair developing
rapidly. Red’s cavalry on his right have
taken his two guns well forward into a position to
sweep either side of the farm, and his left gun is
now well placed to pound Blue’s infantry centre.
His infantry continue to press forward, but Blue, for
his second move, has already opened fire from the woods
with his right gun, and killed three of Red’s
men. His infantry have now come up to serve this
gun, and the cavalry who brought it into position at
the first move have now left it to them in order to
gallop over to join the force attacking the farm.
Undismayed by Red’s guns, Blue has brought his
other two guns and his men as close to the farm as
they can go. His leftmost gun stares Red’s
in the face, and prevents any effective fire, his
middle gun faces Red’s middle gun. Some
of his cavalry are exposed to the right of the farm,
but most are completely covered now by the farm from
Red’s fire. Red has now to move. The
nature of his position is becoming apparent to him.
His right gun is ineffective, his left and his centre
guns cannot kill more than seven or eight men between
them; and at the next move, unless he can silence
them, Blue’s guns will be mowing his exposed
cavalry down from the security of the farm. He
is in a fix. How is he to get out of it?
His cavalry are slightly outnumbered, but he decides
to do as much execution as he can with his own guns,
charge the Blue guns before him, and then bring up
his infantry to save the situation.
Figure 5a shows the result of Red’s
move. His two effective guns have between them
bowled over two cavalry and six infantry in the gap
between the farm and Blue’s right gun; and then,
following up the effect of his gunfire, his cavalry
charges home over the Blue guns. One oversight
he makes, to which Blue at once calls his attention
at the end of his move. Red has reckoned on twenty
cavalry for his charge, forgetting that by the rules
he must put two men at the tail of his middle gun.
His infantry are just not able to come up for this
duty, and consequently two cavalry-men have to be
set there. The game then pauses while the players
work out the cavalry melee. Red has brought up
eighteen men to this; in touch or within six inches
of touch there are twenty-one Blue cavalry. Red’s
force is isolated, for only two of his men are within
a move, and to support eighteen he would have to have
nine. By the rules this gives fifteen men dead
on either side and three Red prisoners to Blue.
By the rules also it rests with Red to indicate the
survivors within the limits of the melee as he chooses.
He takes very good care there are not four men within
six inches of either Blue gun, and both these are
out of action therefore for Blue’s next move.
Of course Red would have done far better to have charged
home with thirteen men only, leaving seven in support,
but he was flurried by his comparatively unsuccessful
shooting—he had wanted to hit more cavalry—and
by the gun-trail mistake. Moreover, he had counted
his antagonist wrongly, and thought he could arrange
a melee of twenty against twenty.
Figure 5b shows the game at the same
stage as 5a, immediately after the adjudication of
the melee. The dead have been picked up, the three
prisoners, by a slight deflection of the rules in the
direction of the picturesque, turn their faces towards
captivity, and the rest of the picture is exactly
in the position of 5a.
It is now Blue’s turn to move,
and figure 6a shows the result of his move. He
fires his rightmost gun (the nose of it is just visible
to the right) and kills one infantry-man and one cavalry-man
(at the tail of Red’s central gun), brings up
his surviving eight cavalry into convenient positions
for the service of his temporarily silenced guns,
and hurries his infantry forward to the farm, recklessly
exposing them in the thin wood between the farm and
his right gun. The attentive reader will be able
to trace all this in figure 6a, and he will also note
the three Red cavalry prisoners going to the rear under
the escort of one Khaki infantry man.
Figure 6b shows exactly the same stage
as figure 6a, that is to say, the end of Blue’s
third move. A cavalry-man lies dead at the tail
of Red’s middle gun, an infantry-man a little
behind it. His rightmost gun is abandoned and
partly masked, but not hidden, from the observer, by
a tree to the side of the farmhouse.
And now, what is Red to do?
The reader will probably have his
own ideas, as I have mine. What Red did do in
the actual game was to lose his head, and then at the
end of four minutes’ deliberation he had to
move, he blundered desperately. He opened fire
on Blue’s exposed centre and killed eight men.
(Their bodies litter the ground in figure 7, which
gives a complete bird’s-eye view of the battle.)
He then sent forward and isolated six or seven men
in a wild attempt to recapture his lost gun, massed
his other men behind the inadequate cover of his central
gun, and sent the detachment of infantry that had
hitherto lurked uselessly behind the church, in a frantic
and hopeless rush across the open to join them. (The
one surviving cavalry-man on his right wing will
be seen taking refuge behind the cottage.) There can
be little question of the entire unsoundness of all
these movements. Red was at a disadvantage, he
had failed to capture the farm, and his business now
was manifestly to save his men as much as possible,
make a defensive fight of it, inflict as much damage
as possible with his leftmost gun on Blue’s
advance, get the remnants of his right across to the
church—the cottage in the centre and their
own gun would have given them a certain amount of
cover—and build up a new position about
that building as a pivot. With two guns right
and left of the church he might conceivably have saved
the rest of the fight.
That, however, is theory; let us return
to fact. Figure 8 gives the disastrous consequences
of Red’s last move. Blue has moved, his
guns have slaughtered ten of Red’s wretched
foot, and a rush of nine Blue cavalry and infantry
mingles with Red’s six surviving infantry about
the disputed gun. These infantry by the definition
are isolated; there are not three other Reds within
a move of them. The view in this photograph also
is an extensive one, and the reader will note, as a
painful accessory, the sad spectacle of three Red
prisoners receding to the right. The melee about
Red’s lost gun works out, of course, at three
dead on each side, and three more Red prisoners.
Henceforth the battle moves swiftly
to complete the disaster of Red. Shaken and demoralised,
that unfortunate general is now only for retreat.
His next move, of which I have no picture, is to retreat
the infantry he has so wantonly exposed back to the
shelter of the church, to withdraw the wreckage of
his right into the cover of the cottage, and—one
last gleam of enterprise—to throw forward
his left gun into a position commanding Blue’s
right.
Blue then pounds Red’s right
with his gun to the right of the farm and kills three
men. He extends his other gun to the left of the
farm, right out among the trees, so as to get an effective
fire next time upon the tail of Red’s gun.
He also moves up sufficient men to take possession
of Red’s lost gun. On the right Blue’s
gun engages Red’s and kills one man. All
this the reader will see clearly in figure 9, and he
will also note a second batch of Red prisoners—this
time they are infantry, going rearward. Figure
9 is the last picture that is needed to tell the story
of the battle. Red’s position is altogether
hopeless. He has four men left alive by his rightmost
gun, and their only chance is to attempt to save that
by retreating with it. If they fire it, one or
other will certainly be killed at its tail in Blue’s
subsequent move, and then the gun will be neither
movable nor fireable. Red’s left gun, with
four men only, is also in extreme peril, and will
be immovable and helpless if it loses another man.
Very properly Red decided upon retreat.
His second gun had to be abandoned after one move,
but two of the men with it escaped over his back line.
Five of the infantry behind the church escaped, and
his third gun and its four cavalry got away on the
extreme left-hand corner of Red’s position.
Blue remained on the field, completely victorious,
with two captured guns and six prisoners.
There you have a scientific record
of the worthy general’s little affair.