Now let us see, in the light of what
has gone before, the line to take for creating an
ideally comic type of character, comic in itself,
in its origin, and in all its manifestations.
It must be deep-rooted, so as to supply comedy with
inexhaustible matter, and yet superficial, in order
that it may remain within the scope of comedy; invisible
to its actual owner, for the comic ever partakes of
the unconscious, but visible to everybody else, so
that it may call forth general laughter, extremely
considerate to its own self, so that it may be displayed
without scruple, but troublesome to others, so that
they may repress it without pity; immediately repressible,
so that our laughter may not have been wasted, but
sure of reappearing under fresh aspects, so that laughter
may always find something to do; inseparable from
social life, although insufferable to society; capable—in
order that it may assume the greatest imaginable variety
of forms—of being tacked on to all the vices
and even to a good many virtues. Truly a goodly
number of elements to fuse together! But a chemist
of the soul, entrusted with this elaborate preparation,
would be somewhat disappointed when pouring out the
contents of his retort. He would find he had taken
a vast deal of trouble to compound a mixture which
may be found ready-made and free of expense, for it
is as widespread throughout mankind as air throughout
nature.
This mixture is vanity. Probably
there is not a single failing that is more superficial
or more deep-rooted. The wounds it receives are
never very serious, and yet they are seldom healed.
The services rendered to it are the most unreal of
all services, and yet they are the very ones that
meet with lasting gratitude. It is scarcely a
vice, and yet all the vices are drawn into its orbit
and, in proportion as they become more refined and
artificial, tend to be nothing more than a means of
satisfying it. The outcome of social life, since
it is an admiration of ourselves based on the admiration
we think we are inspiring in others, it is even more
natural, more universally innate than egoism; for
egoism may be conquered by nature, whereas only by
reflection do we get the better of vanity. It
does not seem, indeed, as if men were ever born modest,
unless we dub with the name of modesty a sort of purely
physical bashfulness, which is nearer to pride than
is generally supposed. True modesty can be nothing
but a meditation on vanity. It springs from the
sight of others’ mistakes and the dread of being
similarly deceived. It is a sort of scientific
cautiousness with respect to what we shall say and
think of ourselves. It is made up of improvements
and after-touches. In short, it is an acquired
virtue.
It is no easy matter to define the
point at which the anxiety to become modest may be
distinguished from the dread of becoming ridiculous.
But surely, at the outset, this dread and this anxiety
are one and the same thing. A complete investigation
into the illusions of vanity, and into the ridicule
that clings to them, would cast a strange light upon
the whole theory of laughter. We should find
laughter performing, with mathematical regularity,
one of its main functions—that of bringing
back to complete self-consciousness a certain self-admiration
which is almost automatic, and thus obtaining the
greatest possible sociability of characters.
We should see that vanity, though it is a natural product
of social life, is an inconvenience to society, just
as certain slight poisons, continually secreted by
the human organism, would destroy it in the long run,
if they were not neutralised by other secretions.
Laughter is unceasingly doing work of this kind.
In this respect, it might be said that the specific
remedy for vanity is laughter, and that the one failing
that is essentially laughable is vanity.
While dealing with the comic in form
and movement, we showed how any simple image, laughable
in itself, is capable of worming its way into other
images of a more complex nature and instilling into
them something of its comic essence; thus, the highest
forms of the comic can sometimes be explained by the
lowest. The inverse process, however, is perhaps
even more common, and many coarse comic effects are
the direct result of a drop from some very subtle comic
element. For instance, vanity, that higher form
of the comic, is an element we are prone to look for,
minutely though unconsciously, in every manifestation
of human activity. We look for it if only to laugh
at it. Indeed, our imagination often locates
it where it has no business to be. Perhaps we
must attribute to this source the altogether coarse
comic element in certain effects which psychologists
have very inadequately explained by contrast:
a short man bowing his head to pass beneath a large
door; two individuals, one very tall the other a mere
dwarf, gravely walking along arm-in-arm, etc.
By scanning narrowly this latter image, we shall probably
find that the shorter of the two persons seems as though
he were trying to RAISE himself to the height
of the taller, like the frog that wanted to make itself
as large as the ox.