JOE’S WELCOME HOME
On arriving in New York both Joe and
Mr. Bickford bought new suits of clothes. Mr.
Bickford purchased a blue dress suit, resplendent with
brass buttons, and a gold watch and chain, which made
a good deal of show for the money. His tastes
were still barbaric, and a quiet suit of black would
not have come up to his idea of what was befitting
a successful California miner.
He surveyed himself before the tailor’s
glass with abundant satisfaction.
“I guess that’ll strike ’em at home,
eh, Joe?” he said.
“You look splendid, Mr. Bickford.”
“Kinder scrumptious, don’t I?”
“Decidedly so.”
“I say, Joe, you’d better have a suit
made just like this.”
Joe shuddered at the thought.
In refinement of taste he was decidedly ahead of
his friend and partner.
“I’m going to buy a second-hand suit,”
he said.
“What!” ejaculated Joshua.
Joe smiled.
“I knew you’d be surprised,
but I’ll explain. I want people to think
at first that I have been unlucky.”
“Oh, I see,” said Joshua, nodding; “kinder
take ’em in.”
“Just so, Mr. Bickford.”
“Well, there is something in that.”
“Then I shall find out who my true friends are.”
“Just so.”
* * * * *
It is not my purpose to describe Mr.
Bickford’s arrival in Pumpkin Hollow, resplendent
in his new suit. Joshua wouldn’t have changed
places with the President of the United States on that
day. His old friends gathered about him, and
listened open-mouthed to his stories of mining life
in California and his own wonderful exploits, which
lost nothing in the telling. He found his faithful
Susan unmarried, and lost no time in renewing his
suit. He came, he saw, he conquered!
In four weeks Susan became Mrs. Bickford,
her husband became the owner of the farm he coveted,
and he at once took his place among the prominent
men of Pumpkin Hollow. In a few years he was
appointed justice of the peace, and became known as
Squire Bickford. It may be as well to state
here, before taking leave of him, that his real estate
investments in San Francisco proved fortunate, and
in ten years he found himself worth ten thousand dollars.
This to Joshua was a fortune, and he is looked upon
as a solid man in the town where he resides.
We now turn to Joe.
Since his departure nothing definite
had been heard of him. Another boy had taken
his place on Major Norton’s farm, but he was
less reliable than Joe.
“I am out of patience with that
boy. I wish I had Joe back again.”
“Have you heard anything of
Joe since he went away?” inquired Oscar.
“Not a word.”
“I don’t believe he went to California
at all.”
“In that case we should have heard from him.”
“No, Joe’s proud—poor
and proud!” said Oscar. “I guess
he’s wished himself back many a time, but he’s
too proud to own it.”
“Joe was good to work,” said the major.
“He was too conceited.
He didn’t know his place. He thought himself
as good as me,” said Oscar arrogantly.
“Most people seemed to like Joe,” said
the major candidly.
“I didn’t,” said
Oscar, tossing his head. “If he’d
kept in his place and realized that he was a hired
boy, I could have got along well enough with him.”
“I wish he would come back,” said the
major. “I would take him back.”
“I dare say he’s had a
hard time and would be humbler now,” said Oscar.
At this moment a knock was heard at
the door, and just afterward Joe entered.
He wore a mixed suit considerably
the worse for wear and patched in two or three places.
There was a rip under the arm, and his hat, a soft
felt one, had become shapeless from long and apparently
hard usage. He stood in the doorway, waiting
for recognition.
“How do you do, Joe?”
said Major Norton cordially. “I am glad
to see you.”
Joe’s face lighted up.
“Thank you, sir,” he said.
“Shake hands, Joe.”
Major Norton was mean in money matters,
but he had something of the gentleman about him.
Oscar held aloof.
“How do you do, Oscar?”
“I’m well,” said Oscar. “Have
you been to California?”
“Yes.”
“You don’t seem to have
made your fortune,” said Oscar superciliously,
eying Joe’s shabby clothing.
“I haven’t starved,” said Joe.
“Where did you get that suit of clothes?”
asked Oscar.
“I hope you’ll excuse my appearance,”
said Joe.
“Well, Joe, do you want to come
back to your old place?” asked Major Norton.
“I’ve got a boy, but he doesn’t
suit me.”
“How much would you be willing to pay me, Major
Norton?”
The major coughed.
“Well,” said he, “I
gave you your board and clothes before. That’s
pretty good pay for a boy.”
“I’m older now.”
“I’ll do the same by you,
Joe, and give you fifty cents a week besides.”
“Thank you for the offer, Major
Norton. I’ll take till to-morrow to think
of it.”
“You’d better accept it
now,” said Oscar. “Beggars shouldn’t
be choosers.”
“I am not a beggar, Oscar,” said Joe mildly.
“You look like one, anyway,” said Oscar
bluntly.
“Oscar,” said Major Norton,
“if Joe has been unlucky, you shouldn’t
throw it in his teeth.”
“He went off expecting to make
his fortune,” said Oscar, in an exulting tone.
“He looks as if he had made it. Where
are you going?”
“I am going to look about the
village a little. I will call again.”
After Joe went out Oscar said:
“It does me good to see Joe
come in rags. Serves him right for putting on
airs.”
On the main street Joe met Annie Raymond.
“Why, Joe!” she exclaimed, delighted.
“Is it really you?”
“Bad pennies always come back,” said Joe.
“Have you——
I am afraid you have not been fortunate,” said
the young lady, hesitating as she noticed Joe’s
shabby clothes.
“Do you think less of me for that?”
“No,” said Annie Raymond
warmly. “It is you I like, not your clothes.
You may have been unfortunate, but I am sure you deserved
success.”
“You are a true friend, Miss
Annie, so I don’t mind telling you that I was
successful.”
Annie Raymond looked astonished.
“And these clothes—” she began.
“I put on for Oscar Norton’s
benefit. I wanted to see how he would receive
me. He evidently rejoiced at my bad fortune.”
“Oscar is a mean boy. Joe, you must come
to our house to supper.”
“Thank you, I will; but I will
go round to the hotel and change my clothes.”
“Never mind.”
“But I do mind. I don’t
fancy a shabby suit as long as I can afford to wear
a good one.”
Joe went to the hotel, took off his
ragged clothes, put on a new and stylish suit which
he recently had made for him, donned a gold watch
and chain, and hat in the latest style, and thus dressed,
his natural good looks were becomingly set off.
“How do I look now?” he
asked, when he met Miss Annie Raymond at her own door.
“Splendidly, Joe. I thought
you were a young swell from the city.”
After supper Annie said, her eyes
sparkling with mischief:
“Suppose we walk over to Major Norton’s
and see Oscar.”
“Just what I wanted to propose.”
Oscar was out in the front yard, when
he caught sight of Joe and Annie Raymond approaching.
He did not at first recognize Joe, but thought, like
the young lady, that it was some swell from the city.
“You see I’ve come again, Oscar,”
said Joe, smiling.
Oscar could not utter a word. He was speechless
with astonishment.
“I thought you were poor,” he uttered,
at last.
“I have had better luck than you thought.”
“I suppose you spent all your money for those
clothes.”
“You are mistaken, Oscar.
I am not so foolish. I left between two and
three thousand dollars in a New York bank, and I have
more than twice that in San Francisco.”
“It isn’t possible!” exclaimed Oscar,
surprised and disappointed.
“Here is my bank-book; you can
look at it,” and Joe pointed to a deposit of
twenty-five hundred dollars. “I don’t
think, Oscar, it will pay me to accept your father’s
offer and take my old place.”
“I don’t understand it.
How did you do it?” asked the bewildered Oscar.
“I suppose it was my luck,” said Joe.
“Not wholly that,” said Annie Raymond.
“It was luck and labor.”
“I accept the amendment, Miss Annie.”
Oscar’s manner changed at once.
Joe, the successful Californian, was very different
from Joe, the hired boy. He became very attentive
to our hero, and before he left town condescended
to borrow twenty dollars of him, which he never remembered
to repay. He wanted to go back to California
with Joe, but his father would not consent.
When Joe returned to San Francisco,
by advice of Mr. Morgan he sold out his restaurant
to Watson and took charge of Mr. Morgan’s real
estate business. He rose with the rising city,
became a very rich man, and now lives in a handsome
residence on one of the hills that overlook the bay.
He has an excellent wife—our old friend,
Annie Raymond—and a fine family of children.
His domestic happiness is by no means the smallest
part of Joe’s luck.
THE END