A sunny midsummer day. There
was such a thing sometimes, even in Coketown.
Seen from a distance in such weather,
Coketown lay shrouded in a haze of its own, which
appeared impervious to the sun’s rays.
You only knew the town was there, because you knew
there could have been no such sulky blotch upon the
prospect without a town. A blur of soot and
smoke, now confusedly tending this way, now that way,
now aspiring to the vault of Heaven, now murkily creeping
along the earth, as the wind rose and fell, or changed
its quarter: a dense formless jumble, with sheets
of cross light in it, that showed nothing but masses
of darkness:- Coketown in the distance was suggestive
of itself, though not a brick of it could be seen.
The wonder was, it was there at all.
It had been ruined so often, that it was amazing
how it had borne so many shocks. Surely there
never was such fragile china-ware as that of which
the millers of Coketown were made. Handle them
never so lightly, and they fell to pieces with such
ease that you might suspect them of having been flawed
before. They were ruined, when they were required
to send labouring children to school; they were ruined
when inspectors were appointed to look into their
works; they were ruined, when such inspectors considered
it doubtful whether they were quite justified in chopping
people up with their machinery; they were utterly
undone, when it was hinted that perhaps they need not
always make quite so much smoke. Besides Mr.
Bounderby’s gold spoon which was generally received
in Coketown, another prevalent fiction was very popular
there. It took the form of a threat. Whenever
a Coketowner felt he was ill-used — that is
to say, whenever he was not left entirely alone, and
it was proposed to hold him accountable for the consequences
of any of his acts — he was sure to come out
with the awful menace, that he would ’sooner
pitch his property into the Atlantic.’
This had terrified the Home Secretary within an inch
of his life, on several occasions.
However, the Coketowners were so patriotic
after all, that they never had pitched their property
into the Atlantic yet, but, on the contrary, had been
kind enough to take mighty good care of it. So
there it was, in the haze yonder; and it increased
and multiplied.
The streets were hot and dusty on
the summer day, and the sun was so bright that it
even shone through the heavy vapour drooping over
Coketown, and could not be looked at steadily.
Stokers emerged from low underground doorways into
factory yards, and sat on steps, and posts, and palings,
wiping their swarthy visages, and contemplating coals.
The whole town seemed to be frying in oil. There
was a stifling smell of hot oil everywhere. The
steam-engines shone with it, the dresses of the Hands
were soiled with it, the mills throughout their many
stories oozed and trickled it. The atmosphere
of those Fairy palaces was like the breath of the
simoom: and their inhabitants, wasting with heat,
toiled languidly in the desert. But no temperature
made the melancholy mad elephants more mad or more
sane. Their wearisome heads went up and down
at the same rate, in hot weather and cold, wet weather
and dry, fair weather and foul. The measured
motion of their shadows on the walls, was the substitute
Coketown had to show for the shadows of rustling woods;
while, for the summer hum of insects, it could offer,
all the year round, from the dawn of Monday to the
night of Saturday, the whirr of shafts and wheels.
Drowsily they whirred all through
this sunny day, making the passenger more sleepy and
more hot as he passed the humming walls of the mills.
Sun-blinds, and sprinklings of water, a little cooled
the main streets and the shops; but the mills, and
the courts and alleys, baked at a fierce heat.
Down upon the river that was black and thick with
dye, some Coketown boys who were at large —
a rare sight there — rowed a crazy boat, which
made a spumous track upon the water as it jogged along,
while every dip of an oar stirred up vile smells.
But the sun itself, however beneficent, generally,
was less kind to Coketown than hard frost, and rarely
looked intently into any of its closer regions without
engendering more death than life. So does the
eye of Heaven itself become an evil eye, when incapable
or sordid hands are interposed between it and the
things it looks upon to bless.
Mrs. Sparsit sat in her afternoon
apartment at the Bank, on the shadier side of the
frying street. Office-hours were over:
and at that period of the day, in warm weather, she
usually embellished with her genteel presence, a managerial
board-room over the public office. Her own private
sitting-room was a story higher, at the window of
which post of observation she was ready, every morning,
to greet Mr. Bounderby, as he came across the road,
with the sympathizing recognition appropriate to a
Victim. He had been married now a year; and
Mrs. Sparsit had never released him from her determined
pity a moment.
The Bank offered no violence to the
wholesome monotony of the town. It was another
red brick house, with black outside shutters, green
inside blinds, a black street-door up two white steps,
a brazen door-plate, and a brazen door-handle full
stop. It was a size larger than Mr. Bounderby’s
house, as other houses were from a size to half-a-dozen
sizes smaller; in all other particulars, it was strictly
according to pattern.
Mrs. Sparsit was conscious that by
coming in the evening-tide among the desks and writing
implements, she shed a feminine, not to say also aristocratic,
grace upon the office. Seated, with her needlework
or netting apparatus, at the window, she had a self-laudatory
sense of correcting, by her ladylike deportment, the
rude business aspect of the place. With this
impression of her interesting character upon her,
Mrs. Sparsit considered herself, in some sort, the
Bank Fairy. The townspeople who, in their passing
and repassing, saw her there, regarded her as the Bank
Dragon keeping watch over the treasures of the mine.
What those treasures were, Mrs. Sparsit
knew as little as they did. Gold and silver coin,
precious paper, secrets that if divulged would bring
vague destruction upon vague persons (generally, however,
people whom she disliked), were the chief items in
her ideal catalogue thereof. For the rest, she
knew that after office-hours, she reigned supreme
over all the office furniture, and over a locked-up
iron room with three locks, against the door of which
strong chamber the light porter laid his head every
night, on a truckle bed, that disappeared at cockcrow.
Further, she was lady paramount over certain vaults
in the basement, sharply spiked off from communication
with the predatory world; and over the relics of the
current day’s work, consisting of blots of ink,
worn-out pens, fragments of wafers, and scraps of
paper torn so small, that nothing interesting could
ever be deciphered on them when Mrs. Sparsit tried.
Lastly, she was guardian over a little armoury of
cutlasses and carbines, arrayed in vengeful order above
one of the official chimney-pieces; and over that
respectable tradition never to be separated from a
place of business claiming to be wealthy — a
row of fire-buckets — vessels calculated to be
of no physical utility on any occasion, but observed
to exercise a fine moral influence, almost equal to
bullion, on most beholders.
A deaf serving-woman and the light
porter completed Mrs. Sparsit’s empire.
The deaf serving-woman was rumoured to be wealthy;
and a saying had for years gone about among the lower
orders of Coketown, that she would be murdered some
night when the Bank was shut, for the sake of her
money. It was generally considered, indeed, that
she had been due some time, and ought to have fallen
long ago; but she had kept her life, and her situation,
with an ill-conditioned tenacity that occasioned much
offence and disappointment.
Mrs. Sparsit’s tea was just
set for her on a pert little table, with its tripod
of legs in an attitude, which she insinuated after
office-hours, into the company of the stern, leathern-topped,
long board-table that bestrode the middle of the room.
The light porter placed the tea-tray on it, knuckling
his forehead as a form of homage.
‘Thank you, Bitzer,’ said Mrs. Sparsit.
‘Thank you, ma’am,’
returned the light porter. He was a very light
porter indeed; as light as in the days when he blinkingly
defined a horse, for girl number twenty.
‘All is shut up, Bitzer?’ said Mrs. Sparsit.
‘All is shut up, ma’am.’
‘And what,’ said Mrs.
Sparsit, pouring out her tea, ’is the news of
the day? Anything?’
’Well, ma’am, I can’t
say that I have heard anything particular. Our
people are a bad lot, ma’am; but that is no news,
unfortunately.’
‘What are the restless wretches
doing now?’ asked Mrs. Sparsit.
’Merely going on in the old
way, ma’am. Uniting, and leaguing, and
engaging to stand by one another.’
‘It is much to be regretted,’
said Mrs. Sparsit, making her nose more Roman and
her eyebrows more Coriolanian in the strength of her
severity, ’that the united masters allow of any
such class-combinations.’
‘Yes, ma’am,’ said Bitzer.
’Being united themselves, they
ought one and all to set their faces against employing
any man who is united with any other man,’ said
Mrs. Sparsit.
‘They have done that, ma’am,’
returned Bitzer; ’but it rather fell through,
ma’am.’
‘I do not pretend to understand
these things,’ said Mrs. Sparsit, with dignity,
’my lot having been signally cast in a widely
different sphere; and Mr. Sparsit, as a Powler, being
also quite out of the pale of any such dissensions.
I only know that these people must be conquered,
and that it’s high time it was done, once for
all.’
‘Yes, ma’am,’ returned
Bitzer, with a demonstration of great respect for
Mrs. Sparsit’s oracular authority. ’You
couldn’t put it clearer, I am sure, ma’am.’
As this was his usual hour for having
a little confidential chat with Mrs. Sparsit, and
as he had already caught her eye and seen that she
was going to ask him something, he made a pretence
of arranging the rulers, inkstands, and so forth,
while that lady went on with her tea, glancing through
the open window, down into the street.
‘Has it been a busy day, Bitzer?’ asked
Mrs. Sparsit.
‘Not a very busy day, my lady.
About an average day.’ He now and then
slided into my lady, instead of ma’am, as an
involuntary acknowledgment of Mrs. Sparsit’s
personal dignity and claims to reverence.
‘The clerks,’ said Mrs.
Sparsit, carefully brushing an imperceptible crumb
of bread and butter from her left-hand mitten, ‘are
trustworthy, punctual, and industrious, of course?’
‘Yes, ma’am, pretty fair,
ma’am. With the usual exception.’
He held the respectable office of
general spy and informer in the establishment, for
which volunteer service he received a present at Christmas,
over and above his weekly wage. He had grown
into an extremely clear-headed, cautious, prudent
young man, who was safe to rise in the world.
His mind was so exactly regulated, that he had no
affections or passions. All his proceedings were
the result of the nicest and coldest calculation;
and it was not without cause that Mrs. Sparsit habitually
observed of him, that he was a young man of the steadiest
principle she had ever known. Having satisfied
himself, on his father’s death, that his mother
had a right of settlement in Coketown, this excellent
young economist had asserted that right for her with
such a steadfast adherence to the principle of the
case, that she had been shut up in the workhouse ever
since. It must be admitted that he allowed her
half a pound of tea a year, which was weak in him:
first, because all gifts have an inevitable tendency
to pauperise the recipient, and secondly, because
his only reasonable transaction in that commodity
would have been to buy it for as little as he could
possibly give, and sell it for as much as he could
possibly get; it having been clearly ascertained by
philosophers that in this is comprised the whole duty
of man — not a part of man’s duty, but
the whole.
‘Pretty fair, ma’am.
With the usual exception, ma’am,’ repeated
Bitzer.
‘Ah — h!’ said Mrs.
Sparsit, shaking her head over her tea-cup, and taking
a long gulp.
’Mr. Thomas, ma’am, I
doubt Mr. Thomas very much, ma’am, I don’t
like his ways at all.’
‘Bitzer,’ said Mrs. Sparsit,
in a very impressive manner, ’do you recollect
my having said anything to you respecting names?’
’I beg your pardon, ma’am.
It’s quite true that you did object to names
being used, and they’re always best avoided.’
‘Please to remember that I have
a charge here,’ said Mrs. Sparsit, with her
air of state. ’I hold a trust here, Bitzer,
under Mr. Bounderby. However improbable both
Mr. Bounderby and myself might have deemed it years
ago, that he would ever become my patron, making me
an annual compliment, I cannot but regard him in that
light. From Mr. Bounderby I have received every
acknowledgment of my social station, and every recognition
of my family descent, that I could possibly expect.
More, far more. Therefore, to my patron I will
be scrupulously true. And I do not consider,
I will not consider, I cannot consider,’ said
Mrs. Sparsit, with a most extensive stock on hand
of honour and morality, ’that I should be scrupulously
true, if I allowed names to be mentioned under this
roof, that are unfortunately — most unfortunately
— no doubt of that — connected with his.’
Bitzer knuckled his forehead again,
and again begged pardon.
‘No, Bitzer,’ continued
Mrs. Sparsit, ’say an individual, and I will
hear you; say Mr. Thomas, and you must excuse me.’
‘With the usual exception, ma’am,’
said Bitzer, trying back, ’of an individual.’
‘Ah — h!’ Mrs.
Sparsit repeated the ejaculation, the shake of the
head over her tea-cup, and the long gulp, as taking
up the conversation again at the point where it had
been interrupted.
‘An individual, ma’am,’
said Bitzer, ’has never been what he ought to
have been, since he first came into the place.
He is a dissipated, extravagant idler. He is
not worth his salt, ma’am. He wouldn’t
get it either, if he hadn’t a friend and relation
at court, ma’am!’
‘Ah — h!’ said Mrs.
Sparsit, with another melancholy shake of her head.
‘I only hope, ma’am,’
pursued Bitzer, ’that his friend and relation
may not supply him with the means of carrying on.
Otherwise, ma’am, we know out of whose pocket
that money comes.’
‘Ah — h!’ sighed
Mrs. Sparsit again, with another melancholy shake
of her head.
’He is to be pitied, ma’am.
The last party I have alluded to, is to be pitied,
ma’am,’ said Bitzer.
‘Yes, Bitzer,’ said Mrs.
Sparsit. ’I have always pitied the delusion,
always.’
‘As to an individual, ma’am,’
said Bitzer, dropping his voice and drawing nearer,
’he is as improvident as any of the people in
this town. And you know what their improvidence
is, ma’am. No one could wish to know it
better than a lady of your eminence does.’
‘They would do well,’
returned Mrs. Sparsit, ’to take example by you,
Bitzer.’
’Thank you, ma’am.
But, since you do refer to me, now look at me, ma’am.
I have put by a little, ma’am, already.
That gratuity which I receive at Christmas, ma’am:
I never touch it. I don’t even go the
length of my wages, though they’re not high,
ma’am. Why can’t they do as I have
done, ma’am? What one person can do, another
can do.’
This, again, was among the fictions
of Coketown. Any capitalist there, who had made
sixty thousand pounds out of sixpence, always professed
to wonder why the sixty thousand nearest Hands didn’t
each make sixty thousand pounds out of sixpence, and
more or less reproached them every one for not accomplishing
the little feat. What I did you can do.
Why don’t you go and do it?
‘As to their wanting recreations,
ma’am,’ said Bitzer, ’it’s
stuff and nonsense. I don’t want recreations.
I never did, and I never shall; I don’t like
’em. As to their combining together; there
are many of them, I have no doubt, that by watching
and informing upon one another could earn a trifle
now and then, whether in money or good will, and improve
their livelihood. Then, why don’t they
improve it, ma’am! It’s the first
consideration of a rational creature, and it’s
what they pretend to want.’
‘Pretend indeed!’ said Mrs. Sparsit.
’I am sure we are constantly
hearing, ma’am, till it becomes quite nauseous,
concerning their wives and families,’ said Bitzer.
’Why look at me, ma’am! I don’t
want a wife and family. Why should they?’
‘Because they are improvident,’ said Mrs.
Sparsit.
‘Yes, ma’am,’ returned
Bitzer, ’that’s where it is. If they
were more provident and less perverse, ma’am,
what would they do? They would say, “While
my hat covers my family,” or “while my
bonnet covers my family,” — as the case
might be, ma’am — “I have only one
to feed, and that’s the person I most like to
feed.”’
‘To be sure,’ assented Mrs. Sparsit, eating
muffin.
‘Thank you, ma’am,’
said Bitzer, knuckling his forehead again, in return
for the favour of Mrs. Sparsit’s improving conversation.
’Would you wish a little more hot water, ma’am,
or is there anything else that I could fetch you?’
‘Nothing just now, Bitzer.’
’Thank you, ma’am.
I shouldn’t wish to disturb you at your meals,
ma’am, particularly tea, knowing your partiality
for it,’ said Bitzer, craning a little to look
over into the street from where he stood; ’but
there’s a gentleman been looking up here for
a minute or so, ma’am, and he has come across
as if he was going to knock. That is his knock,
ma’am, no doubt.’
He stepped to the window; and looking
out, and drawing in his head again, confirmed himself
with, ’Yes, ma’am. Would you wish
the gentleman to be shown in, ma’am?’
‘I don’t know who it can
be,’ said Mrs. Sparsit, wiping her mouth and
arranging her mittens.
‘A stranger, ma’am, evidently.’
’What a stranger can want at
the Bank at this time of the evening, unless he comes
upon some business for which he is too late, I don’t
know,’ said Mrs. Sparsit, ’but I hold a
charge in this establishment from Mr. Bounderby, and
I will never shrink from it. If to see him is
any part of the duty I have accepted, I will see him.
Use your own discretion, Bitzer.’
Here the visitor, all unconscious
of Mrs. Sparsit’s magnanimous words, repeated
his knock so loudly that the light porter hastened
down to open the door; while Mrs. Sparsit took the
precaution of concealing her little table, with all
its appliances upon it, in a cupboard, and then decamped
up-stairs, that she might appear, if needful, with
the greater dignity.
‘If you please, ma’am,
the gentleman would wish to see you,’ said Bitzer,
with his light eye at Mrs. Sparsit’s keyhole.
So, Mrs. Sparsit, who had improved the interval by
touching up her cap, took her classical features down-stairs
again, and entered the board-room in the manner of
a Roman matron going outside the city walls to treat
with an invading general.
The visitor having strolled to the
window, and being then engaged in looking carelessly
out, was as unmoved by this impressive entry as man
could possibly be. He stood whistling to himself
with all imaginable coolness, with his hat still on,
and a certain air of exhaustion upon him, in part
arising from excessive summer, and in part from excessive
gentility. For it was to be seen with half an
eye that he was a thorough gentleman, made to the model
of the time; weary of everything, and putting no more
faith in anything than Lucifer.
‘I believe, sir,’ quoth
Mrs. Sparsit, ‘you wished to see me.’
‘I beg your pardon,’ he
said, turning and removing his hat; ’pray excuse
me.’
‘Humph!’ thought Mrs.
Sparsit, as she made a stately bend. ’Five
and thirty, good-looking, good figure, good teeth,
good voice, good breeding, well-dressed, dark hair,
bold eyes.’ All which Mrs. Sparsit observed
in her womanly way — like the Sultan who put
his head in the pail of water — merely in dipping
down and coming up again.
‘Please to be seated, sir,’ said Mrs.
Sparsit.
‘Thank you. Allow me.’
He placed a chair for her, but remained himself carelessly
lounging against the table. ’I left my
servant at the railway looking after the luggage —
very heavy train and vast quantity of it in the van
— and strolled on, looking about me. Exceedingly
odd place. Will you allow me to ask you if it’s
always as black as this?’
‘In general much blacker,’
returned Mrs. Sparsit, in her uncompromising way.
‘Is it possible! Excuse
me: you are not a native, I think?’
‘No, sir,’ returned Mrs.
Sparsit. ’It was once my good or ill fortune,
as it may be — before I became a widow —
to move in a very different sphere. My husband
was a Powler.’
‘Beg your pardon, really!’
said the stranger. ‘Was — ?’
Mrs. Sparsit repeated, ‘A Powler.’
‘Powler Family,’ said
the stranger, after reflecting a few moments.
Mrs. Sparsit signified assent. The stranger seemed
a little more fatigued than before.
‘You must be very much bored
here?’ was the inference he drew from the communication.
‘I am the servant of circumstances,
sir,’ said Mrs. Sparsit, ’and I have long
adapted myself to the governing power of my life.’
‘Very philosophical,’
returned the stranger, ’and very exemplary and
laudable, and — ’ It seemed to be scarcely
worth his while to finish the sentence, so he played
with his watch-chain wearily.
‘May I be permitted to ask,
sir,’ said Mrs. Sparsit, ’to what I am
indebted for the favour of — ’
‘Assuredly,’ said the
stranger. ’Much obliged to you for reminding
me. I am the bearer of a letter of introduction
to Mr. Bounderby, the banker. Walking through
this extraordinarily black town, while they were getting
dinner ready at the hotel, I asked a fellow whom I
met; one of the working people; who appeared to have
been taking a shower-bath of something fluffy, which
I assume to be the raw material — ’
Mrs. Sparsit inclined her head.
’ — Raw material —
where Mr. Bounderby, the banker, might reside.
Upon which, misled no doubt by the word Banker, he
directed me to the Bank. Fact being, I presume,
that Mr. Bounderby the Banker does not reside in the
edifice in which I have the honour of offering this
explanation?’
‘No, sir,’ returned Mrs. Sparsit, ‘he
does not.’
’Thank you. I had no intention
of delivering my letter at the present moment, nor
have I. But strolling on to the Bank to kill time,
and having the good fortune to observe at the window,’
towards which he languidly waved his hand, then slightly
bowed, ’a lady of a very superior and agreeable
appearance, I considered that I could not do better
than take the liberty of asking that lady where Mr.
Bounderby the Banker does live. Which I accordingly
venture, with all suitable apologies, to do.’
The inattention and indolence of his
manner were sufficiently relieved, to Mrs. Sparsit’s
thinking, by a certain gallantry at ease, which offered
her homage too. Here he was, for instance, at
this moment, all but sitting on the table, and yet
lazily bending over her, as if he acknowledged an
attraction in her that made her charming — in
her way.
‘Banks, I know, are always suspicious,
and officially must be,’ said the stranger,
whose lightness and smoothness of speech were pleasant
likewise; suggesting matter far more sensible and humorous
than it ever contained — which was perhaps a
shrewd device of the founder of this numerous sect,
whosoever may have been that great man: ’therefore
I may observe that my letter — here it is —
is from the member for this place — Gradgrind
— whom I have had the pleasure of knowing in
London.’
Mrs. Sparsit recognized the hand,
intimated that such confirmation was quite unnecessary,
and gave Mr. Bounderby’s address, with all needful
clues and directions in aid.
‘Thousand thanks,’ said
the stranger. ’Of course you know the
Banker well?’
‘Yes, sir,’ rejoined Mrs.
Sparsit. ’In my dependent relation towards
him, I have known him ten years.’
‘Quite an eternity! I
think he married Gradgrind’s daughter?’
‘Yes,’ said Mrs. Sparsit,
suddenly compressing her mouth, ’he had that
— honour.’
‘The lady is quite a philosopher, I am told?’
‘Indeed, sir,’ said Mrs. Sparsit.
‘Is she?’
‘Excuse my impertinent curiosity,’
pursued the stranger, fluttering over Mrs. Sparsit’s
eyebrows, with a propitiatory air, ’but you
know the family, and know the world. I am about
to know the family, and may have much to do with them.
Is the lady so very alarming? Her father gives
her such a portentously hard-headed reputation, that
I have a burning desire to know. Is she absolutely
unapproachable? Repellently and stunningly clever?
I see, by your meaning smile, you think not.
You have poured balm into my anxious soul.
As to age, now. Forty? Five and thirty?’
Mrs. Sparsit laughed outright.
‘A chit,’ said she. ’Not twenty
when she was married.’
‘I give you my honour, Mrs.
Powler,’ returned the stranger, detaching himself
from the table, ’that I never was so astonished
in my life!’
It really did seem to impress him,
to the utmost extent of his capacity of being impressed.
He looked at his informant for full a quarter of
a minute, and appeared to have the surprise in his
mind all the time. ‘I assure you, Mrs.
Powler,’ he then said, much exhausted, ’that
the father’s manner prepared me for a grim and
stony maturity. I am obliged to you, of all things,
for correcting so absurd a mistake. Pray excuse
my intrusion. Many thanks. Good day!’
He bowed himself out; and Mrs. Sparsit,
hiding in the window curtain, saw him languishing
down the street on the shady side of the way, observed
of all the town.
‘What do you think of the gentleman,
Bitzer?’ she asked the light porter, when he
came to take away.
‘Spends a deal of money on his dress, ma’am.’
‘It must be admitted,’
said Mrs. Sparsit, ’that it’s very tasteful.’
‘Yes, ma’am,’ returned
Bitzer, ‘if that’s worth the money.’
‘Besides which, ma’am,’
resumed Bitzer, while he was polishing the table,
‘he looks to me as if he gamed.’
‘It’s immoral to game,’ said Mrs.
Sparsit.
‘It’s ridiculous, ma’am,’
said Bitzer, ’because the chances are against
the players.’
Whether it was that the heat prevented
Mrs. Sparsit from working, or whether it was that
her hand was out, she did no work that night.
She sat at the window, when the sun began to sink
behind the smoke; she sat there, when the smoke was
burning red, when the colour faded from it, when darkness
seemed to rise slowly out of the ground, and creep
upward, upward, up to the house-tops, up the church
steeple, up to the summits of the factory chimneys,
up to the sky. Without a candle in the room,
Mrs. Sparsit sat at the window, with her hands before
her, not thinking much of the sounds of evening; the
whooping of boys, the barking of dogs, the rumbling
of wheels, the steps and voices of passengers, the
shrill street cries, the clogs upon the pavement when
it was their hour for going by, the shutting-up of
shop-shutters. Not until the light porter announced
that her nocturnal sweetbread was ready, did Mrs. Sparsit
arouse herself from her reverie, and convey her dense
black eyebrows — by that time creased with meditation,
as if they needed ironing out-up-stairs.
‘O, you Fool!’ said Mrs.
Sparsit, when she was alone at her supper. Whom
she meant, she did not say; but she could scarcely
have meant the sweetbread.