Fantastic Fables

At a meeting of the Golden League of Mystery a Woman was discovered, writing in a note-book.  A member directed the attention of the Superb High Chairman to her, and she was asked to explain her presence there, and what she was doing.

“I came in for my own pleasure and instruction,” she said, “and was so struck by the wisdom of the speakers that I could not help making a few notes.”

“Madam,” said the Superb High Chairman, “we have no objection to visitors if they will pledge themselves not to publish anything they hear.  Are you — on your honour as a lady, now, madam — are you not connected with some newspaper?”

“Good gracious, no!” cried the Woman, earnestly.  “Why, sir, I am an officer of the Women’s Press Association!”

She was permitted to remain, and presented with resolutions of apology.