CHAPTER XII: GEORGE FAILS TO FIND MY FATHER, WHEREON YRAM CAUTIONS THE
PROFESSORS
On the morning after the interview
with her son described in a foregoing chapter, Yram
told her husband what she had gathered from the Professors,
and said that she was expecting Higgs every moment,
inasmuch as she was confident that George would soon
find him.
“Do what you like, my dear,”
said the Mayor. “I shall keep out of the
way, for you will manage him better without me.
You know what I think of you.”
He then went unconcernedly to his
breakfast, at which the Professors found him somewhat
taciturn. Indeed they set him down as one of
the dullest and most uninteresting people they had
ever met.
When George returned and told his
mother that though he had at last found the inn at
which my father had slept, my father had left and could
not be traced, she was disconcerted, but after a few
minutes she said—
“He will come back here for
the dedication, but there will be such crowds that
we may not see him till he is inside the temple, and
it will save trouble if we can lay hold on him sooner.
Therefore, ride either to Clearwater or Fairmead,
and see if you can find him. Try Fairmead first;
it is more out of the way. If you cannot hear
of him there, come back, get another horse, and try
Clearwater. If you fail here too, we must give
him up, and look out for him in the temple to-morrow
morning.”
“Are you going to say anything to the Professors?”
“Not if you can bring Higgs
here before night-fall. If you cannot do this
I must talk it over with my husband; I shall have some
hours in which to make up my mind. Now go—the
sooner the better.”
It was nearly eleven, and in a few
minutes George was on his way. By noon he was
at Fairmead, where he tried all the inns in vain for
news of a person answering the description of my father—for
not knowing what name my father might choose to give,
he could trust only to description. He concluded
that since my father could not be heard of in Fairmead
by one o’clock (as it nearly was by the time
he had been round all the inns) he must have gone
somewhere else; he therefore rode back to Sunch’ston,
made a hasty lunch, got a fresh horse, and rode to
Clearwater, where he met with no better success.
At all the inns both at Fairmead and Clearwater he
left word that if the person he had described came
later in the day, he was to be told that the Mayoress
particularly begged him to return at once to Sunch’ston,
and come to the Mayor’s house.
Now all the time that George was at
Fairmead my father was inside the Musical Bank, which
he had entered before going to any inn. Here
he had been sitting for nearly a couple of hours,
resting, dreaming, and reading Bishop Gurgoyle’s
pamphlet. If he had left the Bank five minutes
earlier, he would probably have been seen by George
in the main street of Fairmead—as he found
out on reaching the inn which he selected and ordering
dinner.
He had hardly got inside the house
before the waiter told him that young Mr. Strong,
the Ranger from Sunch’ston, had been enquiring
for him and had left a message for him, which was
duly delivered.
My father, though in reality somewhat
disquieted, showed no uneasiness, and said how sorry
he was to have missed seeing Mr. Strong. “But,”
he added, “it does not much matter; I need not
go back this afternoon, for I shall be at Sunch’ston
to-morrow morning and will go straight to the Mayor’s.”
He had no suspicion that he was discovered,
but he was a good deal puzzled. Presently he
inclined to the opinion that George, still believing
him to be Professor Panky, had wanted to invite him
to the banquet on the following day—for
he had no idea that Hanky and Panky were staying with
the Mayor and Mayoress. Or perhaps the Mayor
and his wife did not like so distinguished a man’s
having been unable to find a lodging in Sunch’ston,
and wanted him to stay with them. Ill satisfied
as he was with any theory he could form, he nevertheless
reflected that he could not do better than stay where
he was for the night, inasmuch as no one would be
likely to look for him a second time at Fairmead.
He therefore ordered his room at once.
It was nearly seven before George
got back to Sunch’ston. In the meantime
Yram and the Mayor had considered the question whether
anything was to be said to the Professors or no.
They were confident that my father would not commit
himself—why, indeed, should he have dyed
his hair and otherwise disguised himself, if he had
not intended to remain undiscovered? Oh no;
the probability was that if nothing was said to the
Professors now, nothing need ever be said, for my father
might be escorted back to the statues by George on
the Sunday evening and be told that he was not to
return. Moreover, even though something untoward
were to happen after all, the Professors would have
no reason for thinking that their hostess had known
of the Sunchild’s being in Sunch’ston.
On the other hand, they were her guests,
and it would not be handsome to keep Hanky, at any
rate, in the dark, when the knowledge that the Sunchild
was listening to every word he said might make him
modify his sermon not a little. It might or
it might not, but that was a matter for him, not her.
The only question for her was whether or no it would
be sharp practice to know what she knew and say nothing
about it. Her husband hated finesse as
much as she did, and they settled it that though the
question was a nice one, the more proper thing to do
would be to tell the Professors what it might so possibly
concern one or both of them to know.
On George’s return without news
of my father, they found he thought just as they did;
so it was arranged that they should let the Professors
dine in peace, but tell them about the Sunchild’s
being again in Erewhon as soon as dinner was over.
“Happily,” said George,
“they will do no harm. They will wish Higgs’s
presence to remain unknown as much as we do, and they
will be glad that he should be got out of the country
immediately.”
“Not so, my dear,” said
Yram. “‘Out of the country’ will
not do for those people. Nothing short of ‘out
of the world’ will satisfy them.”
“That,” said George promptly, “must
not be.”
“Certainly not, my dear, but
that is what they will want. I do not like having
to tell them, but I am afraid we must.”
“Never mind,” said the
Mayor, laughing. “Tell them, and let us
see what happens.”
They then dressed for dinner, where
Hanky and Panky were the only guests. When dinner
was over Yram sent away her other children, George
alone remaining. He sat opposite the Professors,
while the Mayor and Yram were at the two ends of the
table.
“I am afraid, dear Professor
Hanky,” said Yram, “that I was not quite
open with you last night, but I wanted time to think
things over, and I know you will forgive me when you
remember what a number of guests I had to attend to.”
She then referred to what Hanky had told her about
the supposed ranger, and shewed him how obvious it
was that this man was a foreigner, who had been for
some time in Erewhon more than seventeen years ago,
but had had no communication with it since then.
Having pointed sufficiently, as she thought, to the
Sunchild, she said, “You see who I believe this
man to have been. Have I said enough, or shall
I say more?”
“I understand you,” said
Hanky, “and I agree with you that the Sunchild
will be in the temple to-morrow. It is a serious
business, but I shall not alter my sermon. He
must listen to what I may choose to say, and I wish
I could tell him what a fool he was for coming here.
If he behaves himself, well and good: your son
will arrest him quietly after service, and by night
he will be in the Blue Pool. Your son is bound
to throw him there as a foreign devil, without the
formality of a trial. It would be a most painful
duty to me, but unless I am satisfied that that man
has been thrown into the Blue Pool, I shall have no
option but to report the matter at headquarters.
If, on the other hand, the poor wretch makes a disturbance,
I can set the crowd on to tear him in pieces.”
George was furious, but he remained
quite calm, and left everything to his mother.
“I have nothing to do with the
Blue Pool,” said Yram drily. “My
son, I doubt not, will know how to do his duty; but
if you let the people kill this man, his body will
remain, and an inquest must be held, for the matter
will have been too notorious to be hushed up.
All Higgs’s measurements and all marks on his
body were recorded, and these alone would identify
him. My father, too, who is still master of the
gaol, and many another, could swear to him.
Should the body prove, as no doubt it would, to be
that of the Sunchild, what is to become of Sunchildism?”
Hanky smiled. “It would
not be proved. The measurements of a man of
twenty or thereabouts would not correspond with this
man’s. All we Professors should attend
the inquest, and half Bridgeford is now in Sunch’ston.
No matter though nine-tenths of the marks and measurements
corresponded, so long as there is a tenth that does
not do so, we should not be flesh and blood if we
did not ignore the nine points and insist only on
the tenth. After twenty years we shall find enough
to serve our turn. Think of what all the learning
of the country is committed to; think of the change
in all our ideas and institutions; think of the King
and of Court influence. I need not enlarge.
We shall not permit the body to be the Sunchild’s.
No matter what evidence you may produce, we shall
sneer it down, and say we must have more before you
can expect us to take you seriously; if you bring
more, we shall pay no attention; and the more you
bring the more we shall laugh at you. No doubt
those among us who are by way of being candid will
admit that your arguments ought to be considered,
but you must not expect that it will be any part of
their duty to consider them.
“And even though we admitted
that the body had been proved up to the hilt to be
the Sunchild’s, do you think that such a trifle
as that could affect Sunchildism? Hardly.
Sunch’ston is no match for Bridgeford and the
King; our only difficulty would lie in settling which
was the most plausible way of the many plausible ways
in which the death could be explained. We should
hatch up twenty theories in less than twenty hours,
and the last state of Sunchildism would be stronger
than the first. For the people want it, and
so long as they want it they will have it. At
the same time the supposed identification of the body,
even by some few ignorant people here, might lead
to a local heresy that is as well avoided, and it
will be better that your son should arrest the man
before the dedication, if he can be found, and throw
him into the Blue Pool without any one but ourselves
knowing that he has been here at all.”
I need not dwell on the deep disgust
with which this speech was listened to, but the Mayor,
and Yram, and George said not a word.
“But, Mayoress,” said
Panky, who had not opened his lips so far, “are
you sure that you are not too hasty in believing this
stranger to be the Sunchild? People are continually
thinking that such and such another is the Sunchild
come down again from the sun’s palace and going
to and fro among us. How many such stories,
sometimes very plausibly told, have we not had during
the last twenty years? They never take root,
and die out of themselves as suddenly as they spring
up. That the man is a poacher can hardly be
doubted; I thought so the moment I saw him; but I think
I can also prove to you that he is not a foreigner,
and, therefore, that he is not the Sunchild.
He quoted the Sunchild’s prayer with a corruption
that can have only reached him from an Erewhonian source—”
Here Hanky interrupted him somewhat
brusquely. “The man, Panky,” said
he, “was the Sunchild; and he was not a poacher,
for he had no idea that he was breaking the law; nevertheless,
as you say, Sunchildism on the brain has been a common
form of mania for several years. Several persons
have even believed themselves to be the Sunchild.
We must not forget this, if it should get about that
Higgs has been here.”
Then, turning to Yram, he said sternly,
“But come what may, your son must take him to
the Blue Pool at nightfall.”
“Sir,” said George, with
perfect suavity, “you have spoken as though you
doubted my readiness to do my duty. Let me assure
you very solemnly that when the time comes for me
to act, I shall act as duty may direct.”
“I will answer for him,”
said Yram, with even more than her usual quick, frank
smile, “that he will fulfil his instructions
to the letter, unless,” she added, “some
black and white horses come down from heaven and snatch
poor Higgs out of his grasp. Such things have
happened before now.”
“I should advise your son to
shoot them if they do,” said Hanky drily and
sub-defiantly.
Here the conversation closed; but
it was useless trying to talk of anything else, so
the Professors asked Yram to excuse them if they retired
early, in view of the fact that they had a fatiguing
day before them. This excuse their hostess readily
accepted.
“Do not let us talk any more
now,” said Yram as soon as they had left the
room. “It will be quite time enough when
the dedication is over. But I rather think the
black and white horses will come.”
“I think so too, my dear,” said the Mayor
laughing.
“They shall come,” said
George gravely; “but we have not yet got enough
to make sure of bringing them. Higgs will perhaps
be able to help me to-morrow.”
* * * * *
“Now what,” said Panky
as they went upstairs, “does that woman mean—for
she means something? Black and white horses indeed!”
“I do not know what she means
to do,” said the other, “but I know that
she thinks she can best us.”
“I wish we had not eaten those quails.”
“Nonsense, Panky; no one saw
us but Higgs, and the evidence of a foreign devil,
in such straits as his, could not stand for a moment.
We did not eat them. No, no; she has something
that she thinks better than that. Besides, it
is absolutely impossible that she should have heard
what happened. What I do not understand is,
why she should have told us about the Sunchild’s
being here at all. Why not have left us to find
it out or to know nothing about it? I do not
understand it.”
So true is it, as Euclid long since
observed, that the less cannot comprehend that which
is the greater. True, however, as this is, it
is also sometimes true that the greater cannot comprehend
the less. Hanky went musing to his own room
and threw himself into an easy chair to think the
position over. After a few minutes he went to
a table on which he saw pen, ink, and paper, and wrote
a short letter; then he rang the bell.
When the servant came he said, “I
want to send this note to the manager of the new temple,
and it is important that he should have it to-night.
Be pleased, therefore, to take it to him and deliver
it into his own hands; but I had rather you said nothing
about it to the Mayor or Mayoress, nor to any of your
fellow-servants. Slip out unperceived if you
can. When you have delivered the note, ask for
an answer at once, and bring it to me.”
So saying, he slipped a sum equal
to about five shillings into the man’s hand.
The servant returned in about twenty
minutes, for the temple was quite near, and gave a
note to Hanky, which ran, “Your wishes shall
be attended to without fail.”
“Good!” said Hanky to
the man. “No one in the house knows of
your having run this errand for me?”
“No one, sir.”
“Thank you! I wish you a very good night.”