“You’re so artistic,” my
cousin Eleanor Copt began.
Of all Eleanor’s exordiums it
is the one I most dread. When she tells me I’m
so clever I know this is merely the preamble to inviting
me to meet the last literary obscurity of the moment:
a trial to be evaded or endured, as circumstances
dictate; whereas her calling me artistic fatally connotes
the request to visit, in her company, some distressed
gentlewoman whose future hangs on my valuation of
her old Saxe or of her grandfather’s Marc Antonios.
Time was when I attempted to resist these compulsions
of Eleanor’s; but I soon learned that, short
of actual flight, there was no refuge from her beneficent
despotism. It is not always easy for the curator
of a museum to abandon his post on the plea of escaping
a pretty cousin’s importunities; and Eleanor,
aware of my predicament, is none too magnanimous to
take advantage of it. Magnanimity is, in fact,
not in Eleanor’s line. The virtues, she
once explained to me, are like bonnets: the very
ones that look best on other people may not happen
to suit one’s own particular style; and she
added, with a slight deflection of metaphor, that
none of the ready-made virtues ever had fitted
her: they all pinched somewhere, and she’d
given up trying to wear them.
Therefore when she said to me, “You’re
so artistic.” emphasizing the conjunction
with a tap of her dripping umbrella (Eleanor is out
in all weathers: the elements are as powerless
against her as man), I merely stipulated, “It’s
not old Saxe again?”
She shook her head reassuringly. “A picture—a
Rembrandt!”
“Good Lord! Why not a Leonardo?”
“Well”—she smiled—“that,
of course, depends on you.”
“On me?”
“On your attribution. I
dare say Mrs. Fontage would consent to the change—though
she’s very conservative.”
A gleam of hope came to me and I pronounced:
“One can’t judge of a picture in this
weather.”
“Of course not. I’m coming for you
to-morrow.”
“I’ve an engagement to-morrow.”
“I’ll come before or after your engagement.”
The afternoon paper lay at my elbow
and I contrived a furtive consultation of the weather-report.
It said “Rain to-morrow,” and I answered
briskly: “All right, then; come at ten”—rapidly
calculating that the clouds on which I counted might
lift by noon.
My ingenuity failed of its due reward;
for the heavens, as if in league with my cousin, emptied
themselves before morning, and punctually at ten Eleanor
and the sun appeared together in my office.
I hardly listened, as we descended
the Museum steps and got into Eleanor’s hansom,
to her vivid summing-up of the case. I guessed
beforehand that the lady we were about to visit had
lapsed by the most distressful degrees from opulence
to a “hall-bedroom”; that her grandfather,
if he had not been Minister to France, had signed
the Declaration of Independence; that the Rembrandt
was an heirloom, sole remnant of disbanded treasures;
that for years its possessor had been unwilling to
part with it, and that even now the question of its
disposal must be approached with the most diplomatic
obliquity.
Previous experience had taught me
that all Eleanor’s “cases” presented
a harrowing similarity of detail. No circumstance
tending to excite the spectator’s sympathy and
involve his action was omitted from the history of
her beneficiaries; the lights and shades were indeed
so skilfully adjusted that any impartial expression
of opinion took on the hue of cruelty. I could
have produced closetfuls of “heirlooms”
in attestation of this fact; for it is one more mark
of Eleanor’s competence that her friends usually
pay the interest on her philanthropy. My one hope
was that in this case the object, being a picture,
might reasonably be rated beyond my means; and as
our cab drew up before a blistered brown-stone door-step
I formed the self-defensive resolve to place an extreme
valuation on Mrs. Fontage’s Rembrandt.
It is Eleanor’s fault if she is sometimes fought
with her own weapons.
The house stood in one of those shabby
provisional-looking New York streets that seem resignedly
awaiting demolition. It was the kind of house
that, in its high days, must have had a bow-window
with a bronze in it. The bow-window had been
replaced by a plumber’s devanture, and
one might conceive the bronze to have gravitated to
the limbo where Mexican onyx tables and bric-a-brac
in buffalo-horn await the first signs of our next
aesthetic reaction.
Eleanor swept me through a hall that
smelled of poverty, up unlit stairs to a bare slit
of a room. “And she must leave this in a
month!” she whispered across her knock.
I had prepared myself for the limp
widow’s weed of a woman that one figures in
such a setting; and confronted abruptly with Mrs. Fontage’s
white-haired erectness I had the disconcerting sense
that I was somehow in her presence at my own solicitation.
I instinctively charged Eleanor with this reversal
of the situation; but a moment later I saw it must
be ascribed to a something about Mrs. Fontage that
precluded the possibility of her asking any one a
favor. It was not that she was of forbidding,
or even majestic, demeanor; but that one guessed,
under her aquiline prettiness, a dignity nervously
on guard against the petty betrayal of her surroundings.
The room was unconcealably poor: the little faded
“relics,” the high-stocked ancestral silhouettes,
the steel-engravings after Raphael and Correggio,
grouped in a vain attempt to hide the most obvious
stains on the wall-paper, served only to accentuate
the contrast of a past evidently diversified by foreign
travel and the enjoyment of the arts. Even Mrs.
Fontage’s dress had the air of being a last expedient,
the ultimate outcome of a much-taxed ingenuity in
darning and turning. One felt that all the poor
lady’s barriers were falling save that of her
impregnable manner.
To this manner I found myself conveying
my appreciation of being admitted to a view of the
Rembrandt.
Mrs. Fontage’s smile took my
homage for granted. “It is always,”
she conceded, “a privilege to be in the presence
of the great masters.” Her slim wrinkled
hand waved me to a dusky canvas near the window.
“It’s so interesting,
dear Mrs. Fontage,” I heard Eleanor exclaiming,
“and my cousin will be able to tell you exactly—”
Eleanor, in my presence, always admits that she knows
nothing about art; but she gives the impression that
this is merely because she hasn’t had time to
look into the matter—and has had me to
do it for her.
Mrs. Fontage seated herself without
speaking, as though fearful that a breath might disturb
my communion with the masterpiece. I felt that
she thought Eleanor’s reassuring ejaculations
ill-timed; and in this I was of one mind with her;
for the impossibility of telling her exactly what I
thought of her Rembrandt had become clear to me at
a glance.
My cousin’s vivacities began
to languish and the silence seemed to shape itself
into a receptacle for my verdict. I stepped back,
affecting a more distant scrutiny; and as I did so
my eye caught Mrs. Fontage’s profile. Her
lids trembled slightly. I took refuge in the familiar
expedient of asking the history of the picture, and
she waved me brightly to a seat.
This was indeed a topic on which she
could dilate. The Rembrandt, it appeared, had
come into Mr. Fontage’s possession many years
ago, while the young couple were on their wedding-tour,
and under circumstances so romantic that she made
no excuse for relating them in all their parenthetic
fulness. The picture belonged to an old Belgian
Countess of redundant quarterings, whom the extravagances
of an ungovernable nephew had compelled to part with
her possessions (in the most private manner) about
the time of the Fontages’ arrival. By a
really remarkable coincidence, it happened that their
courier (an exceptionally intelligent and superior
man) was an old servant of the Countess’s, and
had thus been able to put them in the way of securing
the Rembrandt under the very nose of an English Duke,
whose agent had been sent to Brussels to negotiate
for its purchase. Mrs. Fontage could not recall
the Duke’s name, but he was a great collector
and had a famous Highland castle, where somebody had
been murdered, and which she herself had visited (by
moonlight) when she had travelled in Scotland as a
girl. The episode had in short been one of the
most interesting “experiences” of a tour
almost chromo-lithographic in vivacity of impression;
and they had always meant to go back to Brussels for
the sake of reliving so picturesque a moment.
Circumstances (of which the narrator’s surroundings
declared the nature) had persistently interfered with
the projected return to Europe, and the picture had
grown doubly valuable as representing the high-water
mark of their artistic emotions. Mrs. Fontage’s
moist eye caressed the canvas. “There is
only,” she added with a perceptible effort, “one
slight drawback: the picture is not signed.
But for that the Countess, of course, would have sold
it to a museum. All the connoisseurs who have
seen it pronounce it an undoubted Rembrandt, in the
artist’s best manner; but the museums”—she
arched her brows in smiling recognition of a well-known
weakness—“give the preference to signed
examples—”
Mrs. Fontage’s words evoked
so touching a vision of the young tourists of fifty
years ago, entrusting to an accomplished and versatile
courier the direction of their helpless zeal for art,
that I lost sight for a moment of the point at issue.
The old Belgian Countess, the wealthy Duke with a
feudal castle in Scotland, Mrs. Fontage’s own
maiden pilgrimage to Arthur’s Seat and Holyrood,
all the accessories of the naïf transaction, seemed
a part of that vanished Europe to which our young race
carried its indiscriminate ardors, its tender romantic
credulity: the legendary castellated Europe of
keepsakes, brigands and old masters, that compensated,
by one such “experience” as Mrs. Fontage’s,
for an after-life of aesthetic privation.
I was restored to the present by Eleanor’s
looking at her watch. The action mutely conveyed
that something was expected of me. I risked the
temporizing statement that the picture was very interesting;
but Mrs. Fontage’s polite assent revealed the
poverty of the expedient. Eleanor’s impatience
overflowed.
“You would like my cousin to
give you an idea of its value?” she suggested.
Mrs. Fontage grew more erect.
“No one,” she corrected with great gentleness,
“can know its value quite as well as I, who live
with it—”
We murmured our hasty concurrence.
“But it might be interesting
to hear”—she addressed herself to
me—“as a mere matter of curiosity—what
estimate would be put on it from the purely commercial
point of view—if such a term may be used
in speaking of a work of art.”
I sounded a note of deprecation.
“Oh, I understand, of course,”
she delicately anticipated me, “that that could
never be your view, your personal view; but
since occasions may arise—do arise—when
it becomes necessary to—to put a price on
the priceless, as it were—I have thought—Miss
Copt has suggested—”
“Some day,” Eleanor encouraged
her, “you might feel that the picture ought
to belong to some one who has more—more
opportunity of showing it—letting it be
seen by the public—for educational reasons—”
“I have tried,” Mrs. Fontage
admitted, “to see it in that light.”
The crucial moment was upon me.
To escape the challenge of Mrs. Fontage’s brilliant
composure I turned once more to the picture. If
my courage needed reinforcement, the picture amply
furnished it. Looking at that lamentable canvas
seemed the surest way of gathering strength to denounce
it; but behind me, all the while, I felt Mrs. Fontage’s
shuddering pride drawn up in a final effort of self-defense.
I hated myself for my sentimental perversion of the
situation. Reason argued that it was more cruel
to deceive Mrs. Fontage than to tell her the truth;
but that merely proved the inferiority of reason to
instinct in situations involving any concession to
the emotions. Along with her faith in the Rembrandt
I must destroy not only the whole fabric of Mrs. Fontage’s
past, but even that lifelong habit of acquiescence
in untested formulas that makes the best part of the
average feminine strength. I guessed the episode
of the picture to be inextricably interwoven with
the traditions and convictions which served to veil
Mrs. Fontage’s destitution not only from others
but from herself. Viewed in that light the Rembrandt
had perhaps been worth its purchase-money; and I regretted
that works of art do not commonly sell on the merit
of the moral support they may have rendered.
From this unavailing flight I was
recalled by the sense that something must be done.
To place a fictitious value on the picture was at best
a provisional measure; while the brutal alternative
of advising Mrs. Fontage to sell it for a hundred
dollars at least afforded an opening to the charitably
disposed purchaser. I intended, if other resources
failed, to put myself forward in that light; but delicacy
of course forbade my coupling my unflattering estimate
of the Rembrandt with an immediate offer to buy it.
All I could do was to inflict the wound: the healing
unguent must be withheld for later application.
I turned to Mrs. Fontage, who sat
motionless, her finely-lined cheeks touched with an
expectant color, her eyes averted from the picture
which was so evidently the one object they beheld.
“My dear madam—”
I began. Her vivid smile was like a light held
up to dazzle me. It shrouded every alternative
in darkness and I had the flurried sense of having
lost my way among the intricacies of my contention.
Of a sudden I felt the hopelessness of finding a crack
in her impenetrable conviction. My words slipped
from me like broken weapons. “The picture,”
I faltered, “would of course be worth more if
it were signed. As it is, I—I hardly
think—on a conservative estimate—it
can be valued at—at more—than—a
thousand dollars, say—”
My deflected argument ran on somewhat
aimlessly till it found itself plunging full tilt
against the barrier of Mrs. Fontage’s silence.
She sat as impassive as though I had not spoken.
Eleanor loosed a few fluttering words of congratulation
and encouragement, but their flight was suddenly cut
short. Mrs. Fontage had risen with a certain solemnity.
“I could never,” she said
gently—her gentleness was adamantine—“under
any circumstances whatever, consider, for a moment
even, the possibility of parting with the picture
at such a price.”