A mole, in pursuing certain geological
researches, came upon the buried carcase of a mule,
and was about to tunnel him.
“Slow down, my good friend,”
said the deceased. “Push your mining operations
in a less sacrilegious direction. Respect the
dead, as you hope for death!”
“You have that about you,”
said the gnome, “that must make your grave respected
in a certain sense, for at least such a period as your
immortal part may require for perfect exhalation.
The immunity I accord is not conceded to your sanctity,
but extorted by your scent. The sepulchres of
moles only are sacred.”
To moles, the body of a lifeless mule
A dead mule’s carcase is, and nothing more.
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