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Cobwebs from an Empty Skull

Ambrose Bierce
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A lamb suffering from thirst went to a brook to drink.  Putting his nose to the water, he was interested to feel it bitten by a fish.  Not liking fish, he drew back and sought another place; but his persecutor getting there before him administered the same rebuff.  The lamb being rather persevering, and the fish having no appointments for that day, this was repeated a few thousand times, when the former felt justified in swearing: 

“I’m eternally boiled!” said he, “if ever I experienced so many fish in all my life.  It is discouraging.  It inspires me with mint sauce and green peas.”

He probably meant amazement and fear; under the influence of powerful emotions even lambs will talk “shop.”

“Well, good bye,” said his tormentor, taking a final nip at the animal’s muzzle; “I should like to amuse you some more; but I have other fish to fry.”

This tale teaches a good quantity of lessons; but it does not teach why this fish should have persecuted this lamb.

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