Cobwebs from an Empty Skull

A man dropping from a balloon struck against a soaring eagle.

“I beg your pardon,” said he, continuing his descent; “I never could keep off eagles when in my descending node.”

“It is agreeable to meet so pleasing a gentleman, even without previous appointment,” said the bird, looking admiringly down upon the lessening aeronaut; “he is the very pink of politeness.  How extremely nice his liver must be.  I will follow him down and arrange his simple obsequies.”

This fable is narrated for its intrinsic worth.