Cobwebs from an Empty Skull

A gander being annoyed by the assiduous attendance of his ugly reflection in the water, determined that he would prosecute future voyages in a less susceptible element.  So he essayed a sail upon the placid bosom of a clay-bank.  This kind of navigation did not meet his expectations, however, and he returned with dogged despair to his pond, resolved to make a final cruise and go out of commission.  He was delighted to find that the clay adhering to his hull so defiled the water that it gave back no image of him.  After that, whenever he left port, he was careful to be well clayed along the water-line.

The lesson of this is that if all geese are alike, we can banish unpleasant reflections by befouling ourselves.  This is worth knowing.