Cobwebs from an Empty Skull

An hippopotamus meeting an open alligator, said to him: 

“My forked friend, you may as well collapse.  You are not sufficiently comprehensive to embrace me.  I am myself no tyro at smiling, when in the humour.”

“I really had no expectation of taking you in,” replied the other.  “I have a habit of extending my hospitality impartially to all, and about seven feet wide.”

“You remind me,” said the hippopotamus, “of a certain zebra who was not vicious at all; he merely kicked the breath out of everything that passed behind him, but did not induce things to pass behind him.”

“It is quite immaterial what I remind you of,” was the reply.

The lesson conveyed by this fable is a very beautiful one.