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Cobwebs from an Empty Skull

Ambrose Bierce
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A dog being very much annoyed by bees, ran, quite accidentally, into an empty barrel lying on the ground, and looking out at the bung-hole, addressed his tormenters thus: 

“Had you been temperate, stinging me only one at a time, you might have got a good deal of fun out of me.  As it is, you have driven me into a secure retreat; for I can snap you up as fast as you come in through the bung-hole.  Learn from this the folly of intemperate zeal.”

When he had concluded, he awaited a reply.  There wasn’t any reply; for the bees had never gone near the bung-hole; they went in the same way as he did, and made it very warm for him.

The lesson of this fable is that one cannot stick to his pure reason while quarrelling with bees.

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