SEIGERMAN’S PER CENT
Towards the wind-up of the Cherokee
Strip Cattle Association it became hard to ride a
chuck-line in winter. Some of the cattle companies
on the range, whose headquarters were far removed from
the scene of active operations, saw fit to give orders
that the common custom of feeding all comers and letting
them wear their own welcome out must be stopped.
This was hard on those that kept open house the year
round. There was always a surplus of men on the
range in the winter. Sometimes there might be
ten men at a camp, and only two on the pay-roll.
These extra men were called “chuck-line riders.”
Probably eight months in the year they all had employment.
At many camps they were welcome, as they would turn
to and help do anything that was wanted done.
After a hard freeze it would be necessary
to cut the ice, so that the cattle could water.
A reasonable number of guests were no drawback at
a time like this, as the chuck-line men would be the
most active in opening the ice with axes. The
cattle belonging to those who kept open house never
got so far away that some one didn’t recognize
the brand and turn them back towards their own pasture.
It was possible to cast bread upon the waters, even
on the range.
The new order of things was received
with many protests. Late in the fall three worthies
of the range formed a combine, and laid careful plans
of action, in case they should get let out of a winter’s
job. “I’ve been on the range a good
while,” said Baugh, the leader of this trio,
“but hereafter I’ll not ride my horses
down, turning back the brand of any hidebound cattle
company.”
“That won’t save you from
getting hit with a cheque for your time when the snow
begins to drift,” commented Stubb.
“When we make our grand tour
of the State this winter,” remarked Arab Ab,
“we’ll get that cheque of Baugh’s
cashed, together with our own. One thing sure,
we won’t fret about it; still we might think
that riding a chuck-line would beat footing it in
a granger country, broke.”
“Oh, we won’t go broke,”
said Baugh, who was the leader in the idea that they
would go to Kansas for the winter, and come back in
the spring when men are wanted.
So when the beef season had ended,
the calves had all been branded up and everything
made snug for the winter, the foreman said to the boys
at breakfast one morning, “Well, lads, I’ve
kept you on the pay-roll as long as there has been
anything to do, but this morning I’ll have to
give you your time. These recent orders of mine
are sweeping, for they cut me down to one man, and
we are to do our own cooking. I’m sorry
that any of you that care to can’t spend the
winter with us. It’s there that my orders
are very distasteful to me, for I know what it is
to ride a chuck-line myself. You all know that
it’s no waste of affection by this company that
keeps even two of us on the pay-roll.”
While the foreman was looking up accounts
and making out the time of each, Baugh asked him,
“When is the wagon going in after the winter’s
supplies?”
“In a day or two,” answered the foreman.
“Why?”
“Why, Stubby, Arab, and myself
want to leave our saddles and private horses here
with you until spring. We’re going up in
the State for the winter, and will wait and go in
with the wagon.”
“That will be all right,”
said the foreman. “You’ll find things
right side up when you come after them, and a job
if I can give it to you.”
“Don’t you think it’s
poor policy,” asked Stubb of the foreman, as
the latter handed him his time, “to refuse the
men a roof and the bite they eat in winter?”
“You may ask that question at
headquarters, when you get your time cheque cashed.
I’ve learned not to think contrary to my employers;
not in the mouth of winter, anyhow.”
“Oh, we don’t care,”
said Baugh; “we’re going to take in the
State for a change of scenery. We’ll have
a good time and plenty of fun on the side.”
The first snow-squall of the season
came that night, and the wagon could not go in for
several days. When the weather moderated the three
bade the foreman a hearty good-by and boarded the wagon
for town, forty miles away. This little village
was a supply point for the range country to the south,
and lacked that diversity of entertainment that the
trio desired. So to a larger town westward, a
county seat, they hastened by rail. This hamlet
they took in by sections. There were the games
running to suit their tastes, the variety theatre with
its painted girls, and handbills announced that on
the 24th of December and Christmas Day there would
be horse races. To do justice to all this melted
their money fast.
Their gay round of pleasure had no
check until the last day of the races. Heretofore
they had held their own in the games, and the first
day of the races they had even picked several winners.
But grief was in store for Baugh the leader, Baugh
the brains of the trio. He had named the winners
so easily the day before, that now his confidence
knew no bounds. His opinion was supreme on a running
horse, though he cautioned the others not to risk
their judgment—in fact, they had better
follow him. “I’m going to back that
sorrel gelding, that won yesterday in the free-for-all
to-day,” said he to Stubb and Arab, “and
if you boys go in with me, we’ll make a killing.”
“You can lose your money on
a horse race too quick to suit me,” replied
Stubb. “I prefer to stick to poker; but
you go ahead and win all you can, for spring is a
long ways off yet.”
“My observation of you as a
poker player, my dear Stubby, is that you generally
play the first hand to win and all the rest to get
even.”
They used up considerable time scoring
for the free-for-all running race Christmas Day, during
which delay Baugh not only got all his money bet,
but his watch and a new overcoat. The race went
off with the usual dash, when there were no more bets
in sight; and when it ended Baugh buttoned up the
top button of his coat, pulled his hat down over his
eyes, and walked back from the race track in a meditative
state of mind, to meet Stubb and Arab Ab.
“When I gamble and lose I never
howl,” said Baugh to his friends, “but
I do love a run for my money, though I didn’t
have any more chance to-day than a rabbit. I’ll
take my hat off to the man that got it, however, and
charge it up to my tuition account.”
“You big chump, you! if you
hadn’t bet your overcoat it wouldn’t be
so bad. What possessed you to bet it?”
asked Stubb, half reprovingly.
“Oh, hell, I’ll not need
it. It’s not going to be a very cold winter,
nohow,” replied Baugh, as he threw up one eye
toward the warm sun. “We need exercise.
Let’s walk back to town. Now, this is a
little unexpected, but what have I got you boy’s
for, if you can’t help a friend in trouble.
There’s one good thing—I’ve
got my board paid three weeks in advance; paid it
this morning out of yesterday’s winnings.
Lucky, ain’t I?”
“Yes, you’re powerful
lucky. You’re alive, ain’t you?”
said Stubb, rubbing salt into his wounds.
“Now, my dear Stubby, don’t
get gay with the leading lady; you may get in a bad
box some day and need me.”
This turn of affairs was looked upon
by Stubb and Arab as quite a joke on their leader.
But it was no warning to them, and they continued
to play their favorite games, Stubb at poker, while
Arab gave his attention to monte. Things ran
along for a few weeks in this manner, Baugh never
wanting for a dollar or the necessary liquids that
cheer the despondent. Finally they were forced
to take an inventory of their cash and similar assets.
The result was suggestive that they would have to
return to the chuck-line, or unearth some other resource.
The condition of their finances lacked little of the
red-ink line.
Baugh, who had been silent during
this pow-wow, finally said, “My board will have
to be provided for in a few days, but I have an idea,
struck it to-day, and if she works, we’ll pull
through to grass like four time winners.”
“What is it?” asked the other two, in
a chorus.
“There’s a little German
on a back street here, who owns a bar-room with a
hotel attached. He has a mania to run for office;
in fact, there’s several candidates announced
already. Now, the convention don’t meet
until May, which is in our favor. If my game succeeds,
we will be back at work before that time. That
will let us out easy.”
As their finances were on a parity
with Baugh’s, the others were willing to undertake
anything that looked likely to tide them over the
winter. “Leave things to me,” said
Baugh. “I’ll send a friend around
to sound our German, and see what office he thinks
he’d like to have.”
The information sought developed the
fact that it was the office of sheriff that he wanted.
When the name was furnished, the leader of this scheme
wrote it on a card—Seigerman, Louie Seigerman,—not
trusting to memory. Baugh now reduced their finances
further for a shave, while he meditated how he would
launch his scheme. An hour afterwards, he walked
up to the bar, and asked, “Is Mr. Seigerman in?”
“Dot ish my name, sir,” said the man behind
the bar.
“Could I see you privately for
a few minutes?” asked Baugh, who himself could
speak German, though his tongue did not indicate it.
“In von moment,” said
Seigerman, as he laid off his white apron and called
an assistant to take his place. He then led the
way to a back room, used for a storehouse. “Now,
mine frendt, vat ish id?” inquired Louie, when
they were alone.
“My name is Baughman,”
said he, as he shook Louie’s hand with a hearty
grip. “I work for the Continental Cattle
Company, who own a range in the strip adjoining the
county line below here. My people have suffered
in silence from several bands of cattle thieves who
have headquarters in this county. Heretofore
we have never taken any interest in the local politics
of this community. But this year we propose to
assert ourselves, and try to elect a sheriff who will
do his sworn duty, and run out of this county these
rustling cattle thieves. Mr. Seigerman, it would
surprise you did I give you the figures in round numbers
of the cattle that my company have lost by these brand-burning
rascals who infest this section.
“Now to business, as you are
a business man. I have come to ask you to consent
to your name being presented to the county convention,
which meets in May, as a candidate for the office of
sheriff of this county.”
As Louie scratched his head and was
meditating on his reply, Baughman continued:
“Now, we know that you are a busy man, and have
given this matter no previous thought, so we do not
insist on an immediate reply. But think it over,
and let me impress on your mind that if you consent
to make the race, you will have the support of every
cattle-man in the country. Not only their influence
and support, but in a selfish interest will their
purses be at your command to help elect you. This
request of mine is not only the mature conclusion of
my people, but we have consulted others interested,
and the opinion seems unanimous that you are the man
to make the race for this important office.”
“Mr. Baughman, vill you not
haf one drink mit me?” said Seigerman, as he
led the way towards the bar.
“If you will kindly excuse me,
Mr. Seigerman, I never like to indulge while attending
to business matters. I’ll join you in a
cigar, however, for acquaintance’ sake.”
When the cigars were lighted Baugh
observed, “Why, do you keep hotel? If I
had known it, I would have put up with you, but my
bill is paid in advance at my hotel until Saturday.
If you can give me a good room by then, I’ll
come up and stop with you.”
“You can haf any room in mine
house, Mr. Baughman,” said Seigerman.
As Baugh was about to leave he once
more impressed on Louie the nature of his call.
“Now, Mr. Seigerman,” said Baughman, using
the German language during the parting conversation,
“let me have your answer at the earliest possible
moment, for we want to begin an active canvass at
once. This is a large county, and to enlist our
friends in your behalf no time should be lost.”
With a profusion of “Leben Sie wohls”
and well wishes for each other, the “Zweibund”
parted.
Stubb and Arab were waiting on a corner
for Baugh. When he returned he withheld his report
until they had retreated to the privacy of their own
room. Once secure, he said to both: “If
you would like to know what an active, resourceful
brain is, put your ear to my head,” tapping
his temple with his finger, “and listen to mine
throb and purr. Everything is working like silk.
I’m going around to board with him Saturday.
I want you to go over with me to-morrow, Stubby, and
give him a big game about what a general uprising there
is amongst the cowmen for an efficient man for the
office of sheriff, and make it strong. I gave
him my last whirl to-day in German. Oh, he’ll
run all right; and we want to convey the impression
that we can rally the cattle interests to his support.
Put up a good grievance, mind you! You can both
know that I begged strong when I took this cigar in
preference to a drink.”
“It’s certainly a bad
state of affairs we’ve come to when you refuse
whiskey. Don’t you think so, Stubby?”
said Arab, addressing the one and appealing to the
other. “You never refused no drink, Baugh,
you know you didn’t,” said Stubb reproachfully.
“Oh, you little sawed-off burnt-offering,
you can’t see the policy that we must use in
handling this matter. This is a delicate play,
that can’t be managed roughshod on horseback.
It has food, shelter, and drink in it for us all,
but they must be kept in the background. The
main play now is to convince Mr. Seigerman that he
has a call to serve his country in the office of sheriff.
Bear down heavy on the emergency clause. Then
make him think that no other name but Louie Seigerman
will satisfy the public clamor. Now, my dear Stubby,
I know that you are a gifted and accomplished liar,
and for that reason I insist that you work your brain
and tongue in this matter. Keep your own motive
in the background and bring his to the front.
That’s the idea. Now, can you play your
part?”
“Well, as I have until to-morrow
to think it over, I’ll try,” said Stubb.
The next afternoon Baugh and Stubb
sauntered into Louie’s place, and received a
very cordial welcome at the hands of the proprietor.
Baugh introduced Stubb as a friend of his whom he
had met in town that day, and who, being also interested
in cattle, he thought might be able to offer some
practical suggestions. Their polite refusal to
indulge in a social glass with the proprietor almost
hurt his feelings.
“Let us retire to the rear room
for a few moments of conversation, if you have the
leisure,” said Baugh.
Once secure in the back room, Stubb
opened his talk. “As my friend Mr. Baughman
has said, I’m local manager of the Ohio Cattle
Company operating in the Strip. I’m spending
considerable time in your town at present, as I’m
overseeing the wintering of something like a hundred
saddle horses and two hundred and fifty of our thoroughbred
bulls. We worked our saddle stock so late last
fall, that on my advice the superintendent sent them
into the State to be corn-fed for the winter.
The bulls were too valuable to be risked on the range.
We had over fifty stolen last season, that cost us
over three hundred dollars a head. I had a letter
this morning from our superintendent, asking me to
unite with what seems to be a general movement to suppress
this high-handed stealing that has run riot in this
county in the past. Mr. Baughman has probably
acquainted you with the general sentiment in cattle
circles regarding what should be done. I wish
to assure you further that my people stand ready to
use their best endeavors to nominate a candidate who
will pledge himself to stamp out this disgraceful
brand-burning and cattle-rustling. The little
protection shown the livestock interests in this western
country has actually driven capital out of one of
the best paying industries in the West. But it
is our own fault. We take no interest in local
politics. Any one is good enough for sheriff
with us. But this year there seems to be an awakening.
It may be a selfish interest that prompts this uprising;
I think it is. But that is the surest hope in
politics for us. The cattle-men’s pockets
have been touched, their interests have been endangered.
Mr. Seigerman, I feel confident that if you will enter
the race for this office, it will be a walk-away for
you. Now consider the matter fully, and I might
add that there is a brighter future for you politically
than you possibly can see. I wish I had brought
our superintendent’s letter with me for you to
read.
“He openly hints that if we
elect a sheriff in this county this fall who makes
an efficient officer, he will be strictly in line for
the office of United States Marshal of western Kansas
and all the Indian Territory. You see, Mr. Seigerman,
in our company we have as stock-holders three congressmen
and one United States senator. I have seen it
in the papers myself, and it is a common remark Down
East, so I’m told, that the weather is chilly
when an Ohio man gets left. Now with these men
of our company interested in you, there would be no
refusing them the appointment. Why, it would give
you the naming of fifty deputies—good easy
money in every one of them. You could sit back
in a well-appointed government office and enjoy the
comforts of life. Now, Mr. Seigerman, we will
see you often, but let me suggest that your acceptance
be as soon as possible, for if you positively decline
to enter the race, we must look in some other quarter
for an available man.” Leaving these remarks
for Seigerman’s reflections, he walked out of
the room.
As Seigerman started to follow, Baugh
tapped him on the shoulder to wait, as he had something
to say to him. Baugh now confirmed everything
said, using the German language. He added, “Now,
my friend Stubb is too modest to admit who his people
really are, but the Ohio Cattle Company is practically
the Standard Oil Company, but they don’t want
it known. It’s a confidence that I’m
placing in you, and request you not to repeat it.
Still, you know what a syndicate they are and the
influence they carry. That very little man who
has been talking to you has better backing than any
cow-boss in the West. He’s a safe, conservative
fellow to listen to.”
When they had rejoined Stubb in the
bar-room, Baugh said to Seigerman, “Don’t
you think you can give us your answer by Friday next,
so your name can be announced in the papers, and an
active canvass begun without further loss of time?”
“Shentlemens, I’ll dry
do,” said Louie, “but you will not dake
a drink mit me once again, aind it?”
“No, thank you, Mr. Seigerman,” replied
Stubb.
“He gave me a very fine cigar
yesterday; you’ll like them if you try one,”
said Baugh to Stubb. “Let it be a cigar
to-day, Mr. Seigerman.”
As Baugh struck a match to light his
cigar, he said to Stubb, “I’m coming up
to stop with Mr. Seigerman to-morrow. Why don’t
you join us?”
“I vould be wery much bleased
to haf you mine guest,” said Louie, every inch
the host.
“This is a very home-like looking
place,” remarked Stubb. “I may come
up; I’ll come around Sunday and take dinner with
you, anyhow.”
“Do, blease,” urged Louie.
There was a great deal to be said,
and it required two languages to express it all, but
finally the “Dreibund” parted. The
next day Baugh moved into his new quarters, and the
day following Stubb was so pleased with his Sunday
dinner that he changed at once.
“I’m expecting a man from
Kansas City to-morrow,” said Baugh to Louie
on Sunday morning, “who will know the sentiment
existing in cattle circles in that city. He’ll
be in on the morning train.”
Stubb, in the mean time, had coached
Arab as to what he should say. As Baugh and he
had covered the same ground, it was thought best to
have Arab Ab the heeler, the man who could deliver
the vote to order.
So Monday morning after the train
was in, the original trio entered, and Arab was introduced.
The back room was once more used as a council chamber
where the “Fierbund” held an important
session.
“I didn’t think there
was so much interest being taken,” began Arab
Ab, “until my attention was called to it yesterday
by the president and secretary of our company in Kansas
City. I want to tell you that the cattle interests
in that city are aroused. Why, our secretary
showed me the figures from his books; and in the ‘Tin
Cup’ brand alone we shipped out three hundred
and twelve beeves short, out of twenty-nine hundred
and ninety-six bought two years ago. My employers,
Mr. Seigerman, are practical cowmen, and they know
that those steers never left the range without help.
Nothing but lead or Texas fever can kill a beef.
We haven’t had a case of fever on our range for
years, nor a winter in five years that would kill
an old cow. Why, our president told me if something
wasn’t done they would have to abandon this
country and go where they could get protection.
His final orders were to do what I could to get an
eligible man as a candidate, which, I’m glad
to hear from my friends here, we have hopes of doing.
Then when the election comes off, we must drop everything
and get every man to claim a residence in this county
and vote him here. I’ll admit that I’m
no good as a wire-puller, but when it comes to getting
out the voters, there’s where you will find
me as solid as a bridge abutment.
“Why, Mr. Seigerman, when I
was skinning mules for Creech & Lee, contractors on
the Rock Island, one fall, they gave me my orders,
which was to get every man on the works ready to ballot.
I lined them up and voted them like running cattle
through a branding-chute to put on a tally-mark or
vent a brand. There were a hundred and seventy-five
of those dagoes from the rock-cut; I handled them like
dipping sheep for the scab. My friends here can
tell you how I managed voting the bonds at a little
town east of here. I had my orders from the same
people I’m working for now, to get out the cow-puncher
element in the Strip for the bonds. The bosses
simply told me that what they wanted was a competing
line of railroad. And as they didn’t expect
to pay the obligations, only authorize them,—the
next generation could attend to the paying of them,—we
got out a full vote. Well, we ran in from four
to five hundred men from the Strip, and out of over
seven hundred ballots cast, only one against the bonds.
We hunted the town all over to find the man that voted
against us; we wanted to hang him! The only trouble
I had was to make the boys think it was a straight
up Democratic play, as they were nearly all originally
from Texas. Now, my friends here have told me
that they are urging you to accept the nomination
for sheriff. I can only add that in case you consent,
my people stand ready to give their every energy to
this coming campaign. As far as funds are concerned
to prosecute the election of an acceptable sheriff
to the cattle interests, we would simply be flooded
with it. It would be impossible to use one half
of what would be forced on us. One thing I can
say positively, Mr. Seigerman: they wouldn’t
permit you to contribute one cent to the expense of
your election. Cattle-men are big-hearted fellows—they
are friends worth having, Mr. Seigerman.”
Louie drew a long breath, and it seemed
that a load had been lifted from his mind by these
last remarks of Arab’s.
“How many men are there in the
Strip?” asked Arab of the others.
“On all three divisions of the
last round-up there were something like two thousand,”
replied Baugh. “And this county adjoins
the Cattle Country for sixty miles on the north,”
said Arab, still continuing his musing, “or
one third of the Strip. Well, gentlemen,”
he went on, waking out of his mental reverie and striking
the table with his fist, “if there’s that
many men in the country below, I’ll agree to
vote one half of them in this county this fall.”
“Hold on a minute, aren’t
you a trifle high on your estimate?” asked Stubb,
the conservative, protestingly.
“Not a man too high. Give
them a week’s lay-off, with plenty to drink
at this end of the string, and every man will come
in for fifty miles either way. The time we voted
the bonds won’t be a marker to this election.”
“He’s not far wrong,”
said Baugh to Stubb. “Give the rascals a
chance for a holiday like that, and they will come
from the south line of the Strip.”
“That’s right, Mr. Seigerman,”
said Arab. “They’ll come from the
west and south to a man, and as far east as the middle
of the next county. I tell you they will be a
thousand strong and a unit in voting. Watch my
smoke on results!”
“Well,” said Stubb, slowly
and deliberately, “I think it’s high time
we had Mr. Seigerman’s consent to make the race.
This counting of our forces and the sinews of war
is good enough in advance; but I must insist on an
answer from Mr. Seigerman. Will you become our
candidate?”
“Shentlemens, how can I refuse
to be one sheriff? The cattle-mens must be protec.
I accep.”
The trio now arose, and with a round
of oaths that would have made the captain of a pirate
ship green with envy swore Seigerman had taken a step
he would never regret. After the hearty congratulation
on his acceptance, they reseated themselves, when
Louie, in his gratitude, insisted that on pleasant
occasions like this he should be permitted to offer
some refreshments of a liquid nature.
“I never like to indulge at
a bar,” said Stubb. “The people whom
I work for are very particular regarding the habits
of their trusted men.”
“It might be permissible on
occasions like this to break certain established rules,”
suggested Baugh, “besides, Mr. Seigerman can
bring it in here, where we will be unobserved.”
“Very well, then,” said
Stubb, “I waive my objections for sociability’s
sake.”
When Louie had retired for this purpose,
Baugh arose to his full dignity and six foot three,
and said to the other two, bowing, “Your uncle,
my dears, will never allow you to come to want.
Pin your faith to the old man. Why, we’ll
wallow in the fat of the land until the grass comes
again, gentle Annie. Gentlemen, if you are gentlemen,
which I doubt like hell, salute the victor!”
The refreshment was brought in, and before the session
adjourned, they had lowered the contents of a black
bottle of private stock by several fingers.
The announcement of the candidacy
of Mr. Louis Seigerman in the next week’s paper
(by aid of the accompanying fiver which went with the
“copy”) encouraged the editor, that others
might follow, to write a short, favorable editorial.
The article spoke of Mr. Seigerman as a leading citizen,
who would fill the office with credit to himself and
the community. The trio read this short editorial
to Louie daily for the first week. All three
were now putting their feet under the table with great
regularity, and doing justice to the vintage on invitation.
The back room became a private office for the central
committee of four. They were able political managers.
The campaign was beginning to be active, but no adverse
reports were allowed to reach the candidate’s
ears. He actually had no opposition, so the reports
came in to the central committee.
It was even necessary to send out
Arab Ab to points on the railroad to get the sentiments
of this and that community, which were always favorable.
Funds for these trips were forced on them by the candidate.
The thought of presenting a board bill to such devoted
friends never entered mine host’s mind.
Thus several months passed.
The warm sun and green blades of grass
suggested springtime. The boys had played the
rôle as long as they cared to. It had served the
purpose that was intended. But they must not hurt
the feelings of Seigerman, or let the cause of their
zeal become known to their benefactor and candidate
for sheriff. One day report came in of some defection
and a rival candidate in the eastern part of the county.
All hands volunteered to go out. Funds were furnished,
which the central committee assured their host would
be refunded whenever they could get in touch with
headquarters, or could see some prominent cowman.
At the end of a week Mr. Seigerman
received a letter. The excuses offered at the
rich man’s feast were discounted by pressing
orders. One had gone to Texas to receive a herd
of cattle, instead of a few oxen, one had been summoned
to Kansas City, one to Ohio. The letter concluded
with the assurance that Mr. Seigerman need have no
fear but that he would be the next sheriff.
The same night that the letter was
received by mine host, this tale was retold at a cow-camp
in the Strip by the trio. The hard winter was
over.
At the county convention in May, Seigerman’s
name was presented. On each of three ballots
he received one lone vote. When the news reached
the boys in the Strip, they dubbed this one vote “Seigerman’s
Per Cent,” meaning the worst of anything, and
that expression became a byword on the range, from
Brownsville, Texas, to the Milk River in Montana.