“Lucubratio Ebria,” like
“Darwin Among the Machines,” has already
appeared in the note-books of Samuel
Butler with a prefatory note by Mr. Festing Jones,
explaining its connection with EREWHON and life
and habit. I need therefore only repeat
that it was written by Butler after his return to
England and sent to New Zealand, where it was published
in the press on July 29, 1865.
There is a period in the evening,
or more generally towards the still small hours of
the morning, in which we so far unbend as to take a
single glass of hot whisky and water. We will
neither defend the practice nor excuse it. We
state it as a fact which must be borne in mind by
the readers of this article; for we know not how, whether
it be the inspiration of the drink or the relief from
the harassing work with which the day has been occupied
or from whatever other cause, yet we are certainly
liable about this time to such a prophetic influence
as we seldom else experience. We are rapt in
a dream such as we ourselves know to be a dream, and
which, like other dreams, we can hardly embody in
a distinct utterance. We know that what we see
is but a sort of intellectual Siamese twins, of which
one is substance and the other shadow, but we cannot
set either free without killing both. We are
unable to rudely tear away the veil of phantasy in
which the truth is shrouded, so we present the reader
with a draped figure, and his own judgment must discriminate
between the clothes and the body. A truth’s
prosperity is like a jest’s, it lies in the
ear of him that hears it. Some may see our lucubration
as we saw it, and others may see nothing but a drunken
dream or the nightmare of a distempered imagination.
To ourselves it is the speaking with unknown tongues
to the early Corinthians; we cannot fully understand
our own speech, and we fear lest there be not a sufficient
number of interpreters present to make our utterance
edify. But there! (Go on straight to the body
of the article.)
The limbs of the lower animals have
never been modified by any act of deliberation and
forethought on their own part. Recent researches
have thrown absolutely no light upon the origin of
life—upon the initial force which introduced
a sense of identity and a deliberate faculty into
the world; but they do certainly appear to show very
clearly that each species of the animal and vegetable
kingdom has been moulded into its present shape by
chances and changes of many millions of years, by
chances and changes over which the creature modified
had no control whatever, and concerning whose aim it
was alike unconscious and indifferent, by forces which
seem insensate to the pain which they inflict, but
by whose inexorably beneficent cruelty the brave and
strong keep coming to the fore, while the weak and
bad drop behind and perish. There was a moral
government of this world before man came near it—a
moral government suited to the capacities of the governed,
and which unperceived by them has laid fast the foundations
of courage, endurance, and cunning. It laid
them so fast that they became more and more hereditary.
Horace says well fortes creantur fortibus et bonis,
good men beget good children; the rule held even in
the geological period; good ichthyosauri begot good
ichthyosauri, and would to our discomfort have gone
on doing so to the present time had not better creatures
been begetting better things than ichthyosauri, or
famine or fire or convulsion put an end to them.
Good apes begot good apes, and at last when human
intelligence stole like a late spring upon the mimicry
of our semi-simious ancestry, the creature learnt
how he could of his own forethought add extra-corporaneous
limbs to the members of his own body, and become not
only a vertebrate mammal, but a vertebrate machinate
mammal into the bargain.
It was a wise monkey that first learned
to carry a stick, and a useful monkey that mimicked
him. For the race of man has learned to walk
uprightly much as a child learns the same thing.
At first he crawls on all fours, then he clambers,
laying hold of whatever he can; and lastly he stands
upright alone and walks, but for a long time with
an unsteady step. So when the human race was
in its gorilla-hood it generally carried a stick;
from carrying a stick for many million years it became
accustomed and modified to an upright position.
The stick wherewith it had learned to walk would now
serve to beat its younger brothers, and then it found
out its service as a lever. Man would thus learn
that the limbs of his body were not the only limbs
that he could command. His body was already the
most versatile in existence, but he could render it
more versatile still. With the improvement in
his body his mind improved also. He learnt to
perceive the moral government under which he held the
feudal tenure of his life—perceiving it
he symbolised it, and to this day our poets and prophets
still strive to symbolise it more and more completely.
The mind grew because the body grew;
more things were perceived, more things were handled,
and being handled became familiar. But this
came about chiefly because there was a hand to handle
with; without the hand there would be no handling,
and no method of holding and examining is comparable
to the human hand. The tail of an opossum is
a prehensile thing, but it is too far from his eyes;
the elephant’s trunk is better, and it is probably
to their trunks that the elephants owe their sagacity.
It is here that the bee, in spite of her wings, has
failed. She has a high civilisation, but it is
one whose equilibrium appears to have been already
attained; the appearance is a false one, for the bee
changes, though more slowly than man can watch her;
but the reason of the very gradual nature of the change
is chiefly because the physical organisation of the
insect changes, but slowly also. She is poorly
off for hands, and has never fairly grasped the notion
of tacking on other limbs to the limbs of her own
body, and so being short lived to boot she remains
from century to century to human eyes in statu quo.
Her body never becomes machinate, whereas this new
phase of organism which has been introduced with man
into the mundane economy, has made him a very quicksand
for the foundation of an unchanging civilisation; certain
fundamental principles will always remain, but every
century the change in man’s physical status,
as compared with the elements around him, is greater
and greater. He is a shifting basis on which
no equilibrium of habit and civilisation can be established.
Were it not for this constant change in our physical
powers, which our mechanical limbs have brought about,
man would have long since apparently attained his
limit of possibility; he would be a creature of as
much fixity as the ants and bees; he would still have
advanced, but no faster than other animals advance.
If there were a race of men without
any mechanical appliances we should see this clearly.
There are none, nor have there been, so far as we
can tell, for millions and millions of years.
The lowest Australian savage carries weapons for
the fight or the chase, and has his cooking and drinking
utensils at home; a race without these things would
be completely ferae naturae and not men at all.
We are unable to point to any example of a race absolutely
devoid of extra-corporaneous limbs, but we can see
among the Chinese that with the failure to invent
new limbs a civilisation becomes as much fixed as
that of the ants; and among savage tribes we observe
that few implements involve a state of things scarcely
human at all. Such tribes only advance pari
passu with the creatures upon which they feed.
It is a mistake, then, to take the
view adopted by a previous correspondent of this paper,
to consider the machines as identities, to animalise
them and to anticipate their final triumph over mankind.
They are to be regarded as the mode of development
by which human organism is most especially advancing,
and every fresh invention is to be considered as an
additional member of the resources of the human body.
Herein lies the fundamental difference between man
and his inferiors. As regard his flesh and blood,
his senses, appetites, and affections, the difference
is one of degree rather than of kind, but in the deliberate
invention of such unity of limbs as is exemplified
by the railway train—that seven-leagued
foot which five hundred may own at once—he
stands quite alone.
In confirmation of the views concerning
mechanism which we have been advocating above, it
must be remembered that men are not merely the children
of their parents, but they are begotten of the institutions
of the state of the mechanical sciences under which
they are born and bred. These things have made
us what we are. We are children of the plough,
the spade, and the ship; we are children of the extended
liberty and knowledge which the printing press has
diffused. Our ancestors added these things to
their previously existing members; the new limbs were
preserved by natural selection and incorporated into
human society; they descended with modifications, and
hence proceeds the difference between our ancestors
and ourselves. By the institutions and state
of science under which a man is born it is determined
whether he shall have the limbs of an Australian savage
or those of a nineteenth-century Englishman.
The former is supplemented with little save a rug
and a javelin; the latter varies his physique with
the changes of the season, with age and with advancing
or decreasing wealth. If it is wet he is furnished
with an organ which is called an umbrella and which
seems designed for the purpose of protecting either
his clothes or his lungs from the injurious effects
of rain. His watch is of more importance to him
than a good deal of his hair, at any rate than of
his whiskers; besides this he carries a knife and
generally a pencil case. His memory goes in a
pocket-book. He grows more complex as he becomes
older and he will then be seen with a pair of spectacles,
perhaps also with false teeth and a wig; but, if he
be a really well-developed specimen of the race, he
will be furnished with a large box upon wheels, two
horses, and a coachman.
Let the reader ponder over these last
remarks and he will see that the principal varieties
and sub-varieties of the human race are not now to
be looked for among the negroes, the Circassians, the
Malays, or the American aborigines, but among the
rich and the poor. The difference in physical
organisation between these two species of man is far
greater than that between the so-called types of humanity.
The rich man can go from here to England whenever he
feels inclined, the legs of the other are by an invisible
fatality prevented from carrying him beyond certain
narrow limits. Neither rich nor poor as yet
see the philosophy of the thing, or admit that he who
can tack a portion of one of the P. and O. boats on
to his identity is a much more highly organised being
than one who cannot. Yet the fact is patent
enough, if we once think it over, from the mere consideration
of the respect with which we so often treat those who
are richer than ourselves. We observe men for
the most part (admitting, however, some few abnormal
exceptions) to be deeply impressed by the superior
organisation of those who have money. It is wrong
to attribute this respect to any unworthy motive,
for the feeling is strictly legitimate and springs
from some of the very highest impulses of our nature.
It is the same sort of affectionate reverence which
a dog feels for man, and is not infrequently manifested
in a similar manner.
We admit that these last sentences
are open to question, and we should hardly like to
commit ourselves irrecoverably to the sentiments they
express; but we will say this much for certain, namely,
that the rich man is the true hundred-handed Gyges
of the poets. He alone possesses the full complement
of limbs who stands at the summit of opulence, and
we may assert with strictly scientific accuracy that
the Rothschilds are the most astonishing organisms
that the world has ever yet seen. For to the
nerves or tissues, or whatever it be that answers
to the helm of a rich man’s desires, there is
a whole army of limbs seen and unseen attachable; he
may be reckoned by his horse-power, by the number
of foot-pounds which he has money enough to set in
motion. Who, then, will deny that a man whose
will represents the motive power of a thousand horses
is a being very different from the one who is equivalent
but to the power of a single one?
Henceforward, then, instead of saying
that a man is hard up, let us say that his organisation
is at a low ebb, or, if we wish him well, let us hope
that he will grow plenty of limbs. It must be
remembered that we are dealing with physical organisations
only. We do not say that the thousand-horse
man is better than a one-horse man, we only say that
he is more highly organised and should be recognised
as being so by the scientific leaders of the period.
A man’s will, truth, endurance, are part of
him also, and may, as in the case of the late Mr.
Cobden, have in themselves a power equivalent to all
the horse-power which they can influence; but were
we to go into this part of the question we should
never have done, and we are compelled reluctantly
to leave our dream in its present fragmentary condition.