Monseigneur in Town
Monseigneur, one of the great lords
in power at the Court, held his fortnightly reception
in his grand hotel in Paris. Monseigneur was
in his inner room, his sanctuary of sanctuaries, the
Holiest of Holiests to the crowd of worshippers in
the suite of rooms without. Monseigneur was about
to take his chocolate. Monseigneur could swallow
a great many things with ease, and was by some few
sullen minds supposed to be rather rapidly swallowing
France; but, his morning’s chocolate could not
so much as get into the throat of Monseigneur, without
the aid of four strong men besides the Cook.
Yes. It took four men, all four
ablaze with gorgeous decoration, and the Chief of
them unable to exist with fewer than two gold watches
in his pocket, emulative of the noble and chaste fashion
set by Monseigneur, to conduct the happy chocolate
to Monseigneur’s lips. One lacquey carried
the chocolate-pot into the sacred presence; a second,
milled and frothed the chocolate with the little instrument
he bore for that function; a third, presented the favoured
napkin; a fourth (he of the two gold watches), poured
the chocolate out. It was impossible for Monseigneur
to dispense with one of these attendants on the chocolate
and hold his high place under the admiring Heavens.
Deep would have been the blot upon his escutcheon
if his chocolate had been ignobly waited on by only
three men; he must have died of two.
Monseigneur had been out at a little
supper last night, where the Comedy and the Grand
Opera were charmingly represented. Monseigneur
was out at a little supper most nights, with fascinating
company. So polite and so impressible was Monseigneur,
that the Comedy and the Grand Opera had far more influence
with him in the tiresome articles of state affairs
and state secrets, than the needs of all France.
A happy circumstance for France, as the like always
is for all countries similarly favoured!—always
was for England (by way of example), in the regretted
days of the merry Stuart who sold it.
Monseigneur had one truly noble idea
of general public business, which was, to let everything
go on in its own way; of particular public business,
Monseigneur had the other truly noble idea that it
must all go his way—tend to his own power
and pocket. Of his pleasures, general and particular,
Monseigneur had the other truly noble idea, that the
world was made for them. The text of his order
(altered from the original by only a pronoun, which
is not much) ran: “The earth and the fulness
thereof are mine, saith Monseigneur.”
Yet, Monseigneur had slowly found
that vulgar embarrassments crept into his affairs,
both private and public; and he had, as to both classes
of affairs, allied himself perforce with a Farmer-General.
As to finances public, because Monseigneur could not
make anything at all of them, and must consequently
let them out to somebody who could; as to finances
private, because Farmer-Generals were rich, and Monseigneur,
after generations of great luxury and expense, was
growing poor. Hence Monseigneur had taken his
sister from a convent, while there was yet time to
ward off the impending veil, the cheapest garment
she could wear, and had bestowed her as a prize upon
a very rich Farmer-General, poor in family.
Which Farmer-General, carrying an appropriate cane
with a golden apple on the top of it, was now among
the company in the outer rooms, much prostrated before
by mankind—always excepting superior mankind
of the blood of Monseigneur, who, his own wife included,
looked down upon him with the loftiest contempt.
A sumptuous man was the Farmer-General.
Thirty horses stood in his stables, twenty-four male
domestics sat in his halls, six body-women waited
on his wife. As one who pretended to do nothing
but plunder and forage where he could, the Farmer-General—howsoever
his matrimonial relations conduced to social morality—was
at least the greatest reality among the personages
who attended at the hotel of Monseigneur that day.
For, the rooms, though a beautiful
scene to look at, and adorned with every device of
decoration that the taste and skill of the time could
achieve, were, in truth, not a sound business; considered
with any reference to the scarecrows in the rags and
nightcaps elsewhere (and not so far off, either, but
that the watching towers of Notre Dame, almost equidistant
from the two extremes, could see them both), they
would have been an exceedingly uncomfortable business—if
that could have been anybody’s business, at
the house of Monseigneur. Military officers destitute
of military knowledge; naval officers with no idea
of a ship; civil officers without a notion of affairs;
brazen ecclesiastics, of the worst world worldly, with
sensual eyes, loose tongues, and looser lives; all
totally unfit for their several callings, all lying
horribly in pretending to belong to them, but all
nearly or remotely of the order of Monseigneur, and
therefore foisted on all public employments from which
anything was to be got; these were to be told off
by the score and the score. People not immediately
connected with Monseigneur or the State, yet equally
unconnected with anything that was real, or with lives
passed in travelling by any straight road to any true
earthly end, were no less abundant. Doctors who
made great fortunes out of dainty remedies for imaginary
disorders that never existed, smiled upon their courtly
patients in the ante-chambers of Monseigneur.
Projectors who had discovered every kind of remedy
for the little evils with which the State was touched,
except the remedy of setting to work in earnest to
root out a single sin, poured their distracting babble
into any ears they could lay hold of, at the reception
of Monseigneur. Unbelieving Philosophers who
were remodelling the world with words, and making
card-towers of Babel to scale the skies with, talked
with Unbelieving Chemists who had an eye on the transmutation
of metals, at this wonderful gathering accumulated
by Monseigneur. Exquisite gentlemen of the finest
breeding, which was at that remarkable time—and
has been since—to be known by its fruits
of indifference to every natural subject of human
interest, were in the most exemplary state of exhaustion,
at the hotel of Monseigneur. Such homes had these
various notabilities left behind them in the fine world
of Paris, that the spies among the assembled devotees
of Monseigneur—forming a goodly half of
the polite company—would have found it hard
to discover among the angels of that sphere one solitary
wife, who, in her manners and appearance, owned to
being a Mother. Indeed, except for the mere
act of bringing a troublesome creature into this world—
which does not go far towards the realisation of the
name of mother— there was no such thing
known to the fashion. Peasant women kept the
unfashionable babies close, and brought them up, and
charming grandmammas of sixty dressed and supped as
at twenty.
The leprosy of unreality disfigured
every human creature in attendance upon Monseigneur.
In the outermost room were half a dozen exceptional
people who had had, for a few years, some vague misgiving
in them that things in general were going rather wrong.
As a promising way of setting them right, half of
the half-dozen had become members of a fantastic sect
of Convulsionists, and were even then considering within
themselves whether they should foam, rage, roar, and
turn cataleptic on the spot—thereby setting
up a highly intelligible finger-post to the Future,
for Monseigneur’s guidance. Besides these
Dervishes, were other three who had rushed into another
sect, which mended matters with a jargon about “the
Centre of Truth:” holding that Man had
got out of the Centre of Truth—which did
not need much demonstration—but had not
got out of the Circumference, and that he was to be
kept from flying out of the Circumference, and was
even to be shoved back into the Centre, by fasting
and seeing of spirits. Among these, accordingly,
much discoursing with spirits went on—and
it did a world of good which never became manifest.
But, the comfort was, that all the
company at the grand hotel of Monseigneur were perfectly
dressed. If the Day of Judgment had only been
ascertained to be a dress day, everybody there would
have been eternally correct. Such frizzling
and powdering and sticking up of hair, such delicate
complexions artificially preserved and mended, such
gallant swords to look at, and such delicate honour
to the sense of smell, would surely keep anything
going, for ever and ever. The exquisite gentlemen
of the finest breeding wore little pendent trinkets
that chinked as they languidly moved; these golden
fetters rang like precious little bells; and what
with that ringing, and with the rustle of silk and
brocade and fine linen, there was a flutter in the
air that fanned Saint Antoine and his devouring hunger
far away.
Dress was the one unfailing talisman
and charm used for keeping all things in their places.
Everybody was dressed for a Fancy Ball that was never
to leave off. From the Palace of the Tuileries,
through Monseigneur and the whole Court, through the
Chambers, the Tribunals of Justice, and all society
(except the scarecrows), the Fancy Ball descended
to the Common Executioner: who, in pursuance
of the charm, was required to officiate “frizzled,
powdered, in a gold-laced coat, pumps, and white silk
stockings.” At the gallows and the wheel—the
axe was a rarity—Monsieur Paris, as it was
the episcopal mode among his brother Professors of
the provinces, Monsieur Orleans, and the rest, to
call him, presided in this dainty dress. And
who among the company at Monseigneur’s reception
in that seventeen hundred and eightieth year of our
Lord, could possibly doubt, that a system rooted in
a frizzled hangman, powdered, gold-laced, pumped, and
white-silk stockinged, would see the very stars out!
Monseigneur having eased his four
men of their burdens and taken his chocolate, caused
the doors of the Holiest of Holiests to be thrown
open, and issued forth. Then, what submission,
what cringing and fawning, what servility, what abject
humiliation! As to bowing down in body and spirit,
nothing in that way was left for Heaven—which
may have been one among other reasons why the worshippers
of Monseigneur never troubled it.
Bestowing a word of promise here and
a smile there, a whisper on one happy slave and a
wave of the hand on another, Monseigneur affably passed
through his rooms to the remote region of the Circumference
of Truth. There, Monseigneur turned, and came
back again, and so in due course of time got himself
shut up in his sanctuary by the chocolate sprites,
and was seen no more.
The show being over, the flutter in
the air became quite a little storm, and the precious
little bells went ringing downstairs. There was
soon but one person left of all the crowd, and he,
with his hat under his arm and his snuff-box in his
hand, slowly passed among the mirrors on his way out.
“I devote you,” said this
person, stopping at the last door on his way, and
turning in the direction of the sanctuary, “to
the Devil!”
With that, he shook the snuff from
his fingers as if he had shaken the dust from his
feet, and quietly walked downstairs.
He was a man of about sixty, handsomely
dressed, haughty in manner, and with a face like a
fine mask. A face of a transparent paleness;
every feature in it clearly defined; one set expression
on it. The nose, beautifully formed otherwise,
was very slightly pinched at the top of each nostril.
In those two compressions, or dints, the only little
change that the face ever showed, resided. They
persisted in changing colour sometimes, and they would
be occasionally dilated and contracted by something
like a faint pulsation; then, they gave a look of
treachery, and cruelty, to the whole countenance.
Examined with attention, its capacity of helping
such a look was to be found in the line of the mouth,
and the lines of the orbits of the eyes, being much
too horizontal and thin; still, in the effect of the
face made, it was a handsome face, and a remarkable
one.
Its owner went downstairs into the
courtyard, got into his carriage, and drove away.
Not many people had talked with him at the reception;
he had stood in a little space apart, and Monseigneur
might have been warmer in his manner. It appeared,
under the circumstances, rather agreeable to him to
see the common people dispersed before his horses,
and often barely escaping from being run down.
His man drove as if he were charging an enemy, and
the furious recklessness of the man brought no check
into the face, or to the lips, of the master.
The complaint had sometimes made itself audible,
even in that deaf city and dumb age, that, in the
narrow streets without footways, the fierce patrician
custom of hard driving endangered and maimed the mere
vulgar in a barbarous manner. But, few cared
enough for that to think of it a second time, and,
in this matter, as in all others, the common wretches
were left to get out of their difficulties as they
could.
With a wild rattle and clatter, and
an inhuman abandonment of consideration not easy to
be understood in these days, the carriage dashed through
streets and swept round corners, with women screaming
before it, and men clutching each other and clutching
children out of its way. At last, swooping at
a street corner by a fountain, one of its wheels came
to a sickening little jolt, and there was a loud cry
from a number of voices, and the horses reared and
plunged.
But for the latter inconvenience,
the carriage probably would not have stopped; carriages
were often known to drive on, and leave their wounded
behind, and why not? But the frightened valet
had got down in a hurry, and there were twenty hands
at the horses’ bridles.
“What has gone wrong?” said Monsieur,
calmly looking out.
A tall man in a nightcap had caught
up a bundle from among the feet of the horses, and
had laid it on the basement of the fountain, and was
down in the mud and wet, howling over it like a wild
animal.
“Pardon, Monsieur the Marquis!”
said a ragged and submissive man, “it is a child.”
“Why does he make that abominable
noise? Is it his child?”
“Excuse me, Monsieur the Marquis—it
is a pity—yes.”
The fountain was a little removed;
for the street opened, where it was, into a space
some ten or twelve yards square. As the tall
man suddenly got up from the ground, and came running
at the carriage, Monsieur the Marquis clapped his
hand for an instant on his sword-hilt.
“Killed!” shrieked the
man, in wild desperation, extending both arms at their
length above his head, and staring at him. “Dead!”
The people closed round, and looked
at Monsieur the Marquis. There was nothing revealed
by the many eyes that looked at him but watchfulness
and eagerness; there was no visible menacing or anger.
Neither did the people say anything; after the first
cry, they had been silent, and they remained so.
The voice of the submissive man who had spoken, was
flat and tame in its extreme submission. Monsieur
the Marquis ran his eyes over them all, as if they
had been mere rats come out of their holes.
He took out his purse.
“It is extraordinary to me,”
said he, “that you people cannot take care of
yourselves and your children. One or the other
of you is for ever in the way. How do I know
what injury you have done my horses. See!
Give him that.”
He threw out a gold coin for the valet
to pick up, and all the heads craned forward that
all the eyes might look down at it as it fell.
The tall man called out again with a most unearthly
cry, “Dead!”
He was arrested by the quick arrival
of another man, for whom the rest made way.
On seeing him, the miserable creature fell upon his
shoulder, sobbing and crying, and pointing to the fountain,
where some women were stooping over the motionless
bundle, and moving gently about it. They were
as silent, however, as the men.
“I know all, I know all,”
said the last comer. “Be a brave man, my
Gaspard! It is better for the poor little plaything
to die so, than to live. It has died in a moment
without pain. Could it have lived an hour as
happily?”
“You are a philosopher, you
there,” said the Marquis, smiling. “How
do they call you?”
“They call me Defarge.”
“Of what trade?”
“Monsieur the Marquis, vendor of wine.”
“Pick up that, philosopher and
vendor of wine,” said the Marquis, throwing
him another gold coin, “and spend it as you will.
The horses there; are they right?”
Without deigning to look at the assemblage
a second time, Monsieur the Marquis leaned back in
his seat, and was just being driven away with the
air of a gentleman who had accidentally broke some
common thing, and had paid for it, and could afford
to pay for it; when his ease was suddenly disturbed
by a coin flying into his carriage, and ringing on
its floor.
“Hold!” said Monsieur
the Marquis. “Hold the horses! Who
threw that?”
He looked to the spot where Defarge
the vendor of wine had stood, a moment before; but
the wretched father was grovelling on his face on
the pavement in that spot, and the figure that stood
beside him was the figure of a dark stout woman, knitting.
“You dogs!” said the Marquis,
but smoothly, and with an unchanged front, except
as to the spots on his nose: “I would ride
over any of you very willingly, and exterminate you
from the earth. If I knew which rascal threw
at the carriage, and if that brigand were sufficiently
near it, he should be crushed under the wheels.”
So cowed was their condition, and
so long and hard their experience of what such a man
could do to them, within the law and beyond it, that
not a voice, or a hand, or even an eye was raised.
Among the men, not one. But the woman who stood
knitting looked up steadily, and looked the Marquis
in the face. It was not for his dignity to notice
it; his contemptuous eyes passed over her, and over
all the other rats; and he leaned back in his seat
again, and gave the word “Go on!”
He was driven on, and other carriages
came whirling by in quick succession; the Minister,
the State-Projector, the Farmer-General, the Doctor,
the Lawyer, the Ecclesiastic, the Grand Opera, the
Comedy, the whole Fancy Ball in a bright continuous
flow, came whirling by. The rats had crept out
of their holes to look on, and they remained looking
on for hours; soldiers and police often passing between
them and the spectacle, and making a barrier behind
which they slunk, and through which they peeped.
The father had long ago taken up his bundle and bidden
himself away with it, when the women who had tended
the bundle while it lay on the base of the fountain,
sat there watching the running of the water and the
rolling of the Fancy Ball—when the one
woman who had stood conspicuous, knitting, still knitted
on with the steadfastness of Fate. The water
of the fountain ran, the swift river ran, the day ran
into evening, so much life in the city ran into death
according to rule, time and tide waited for no man,
the rats were sleeping close together in their dark
holes again, the Fancy Ball was lighted up at supper,
all things ran their course.