The Mail
It was the Dover road that lay, on
a Friday night late in November, before the first
of the persons with whom this history has business.
The Dover road lay, as to him, beyond the Dover mail,
as it lumbered up Shooter’s Hill. He walked
up hill in the mire by the side of the mail, as the
rest of the passengers did; not because they had the
least relish for walking exercise, under the circumstances,
but because the hill, and the harness, and the mud,
and the mail, were all so heavy, that the horses had
three times already come to a stop, besides once drawing
the coach across the road, with the mutinous intent
of taking it back to Blackheath. Reins and whip
and coachman and guard, however, in combination, had
read that article of war which forbade a purpose otherwise
strongly in favour of the argument, that some brute
animals are endued with Reason; and the team had capitulated
and returned to their duty.
With drooping heads and tremulous
tails, they mashed their way through the thick mud,
floundering and stumbling between whiles, as if they
were falling to pieces at the larger joints.
As often as the driver rested them and brought them
to a stand, with a wary “Wo-ho! so-ho-then!”
the near leader violently shook his head and everything
upon it—like an unusually emphatic horse,
denying that the coach could be got up the hill.
Whenever the leader made this rattle, the passenger
started, as a nervous passenger might, and was disturbed
in mind.
There was a steaming mist in all the
hollows, and it had roamed in its forlornness up the
hill, like an evil spirit, seeking rest and finding
none. A clammy and intensely cold mist, it made
its slow way through the air in ripples that visibly
followed and overspread one another, as the waves
of an unwholesome sea might do. It was dense
enough to shut out everything from the light of the
coach-lamps but these its own workings, and a few yards
of road; and the reek of the labouring horses steamed
into it, as if they had made it all.
Two other passengers, besides the
one, were plodding up the hill by the side of the
mail. All three were wrapped to the cheekbones
and over the ears, and wore jack-boots. Not one
of the three could have said, from anything he saw,
what either of the other two was like; and each was
hidden under almost as many wrappers from the eyes
of the mind, as from the eyes of the body, of his
two companions. In those days, travellers were
very shy of being confidential on a short notice,
for anybody on the road might be a robber or in league
with robbers. As to the latter, when every posting-house
and ale-house could produce somebody in “the
Captain’s” pay, ranging from the landlord
to the lowest stable non-descript, it was the likeliest
thing upon the cards. So the guard of the Dover
mail thought to himself, that Friday night in November,
one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five, lumbering
up Shooter’s Hill, as he stood on his own particular
perch behind the mail, beating his feet, and keeping
an eye and a hand on the arm-chest before him, where
a loaded blunderbuss lay at the top of six or eight
loaded horse-pistols, deposited on a substratum of
cutlass.
The Dover mail was in its usual genial
position that the guard suspected the passengers,
the passengers suspected one another and the guard,
they all suspected everybody else, and the coachman
was sure of nothing but the horses; as to which cattle
he could with a clear conscience have taken his oath
on the two Testaments that they were not fit for the
journey.
“Wo-ho!” said the coachman.
“So, then! One more pull and you’re
at the top and be damned to you, for I have had trouble
enough to get you to it
”
“Halloa!” the guard replied.
“What o’clock do you make it, Joe?”
“Ten minutes, good, past eleven.”
“My blood!” ejaculated
the vexed coachman, “and not atop of Shooter’s
yet! Tst! Yah! Get on with you!”
The emphatic horse, cut short by the
whip in a most decided negative, made a decided scramble
for it, and the three other horses followed suit.
Once more, the Dover mail struggled on, with the
jack-boots of its passengers squashing along by its
side. They had stopped when the coach stopped,
and they kept close company with it. If any
one of the three had had the hardihood to propose
to another to walk on a little ahead into the mist
and darkness, he would have put himself in a fair way
of getting shot instantly as a highwayman.
The last burst carried the mail to
the summit of the hill. The horses stopped to
breathe again, and the guard got down to skid the
wheel for the descent, and open the coach-door to let
the passengers in.
“Tst! Joe!” cried
the coachman in a warning voice, looking down from
his box.
“What do you say, Tom?”
They both listened.
“I say a horse at a canter coming up, Joe.”
“I say a horse at a gallop,
Tom,” returned the guard, leaving his hold of
the door, and mounting nimbly to his place. “Gentlemen!
In the king’s name, all of you!”
With this hurried adjuration, he cocked
his blunderbuss, and stood on the offensive.
The passenger booked by this history,
was on the coach-step, getting in; the two other passengers
were close behind him, and about to follow.
He remained on the step, half in the coach and half
out of; they remained in the road below him.
They all looked from the coachman to the guard, and
from the guard to the coachman, and listened.
The coachman looked back and the guard looked back,
and even the emphatic leader pricked up his ears and
looked back, without contradicting.
The stillness consequent on the cessation
of the rumbling and labouring of the coach, added
to the stillness of the night, made it very quiet
indeed. The panting of the horses communicated
a tremulous motion to the coach, as if it were in
a state of agitation. The hearts of the passengers
beat loud enough perhaps to be heard; but at any rate,
the quiet pause was audibly expressive of people out
of breath, and holding the breath, and having the
pulses quickened by expectation.
The sound of a horse at a gallop came
fast and furiously up the hill.
“So-ho!” the guard sang
out, as loud as he could roar. “Yo there!
Stand! I shall fire!”
The pace was suddenly checked, and,
with much splashing and floundering, a man’s
voice called from the mist, “Is that the Dover
mail?”
“Never you mind what it is!”
the guard retorted. “What are you?”
“Is that the Dover mail?”
“Why do you want to know?”
“I want a passenger, if it is.”
“What passenger?”
“Mr. Jarvis Lorry.”
Our booked passenger showed in a moment
that it was his name. The guard, the coachman,
and the two other passengers eyed him distrustfully.
“Keep where you are,”
the guard called to the voice in the mist, “because,
if I should make a mistake, it could never be set right
in your lifetime. Gentleman of the name of Lorry
answer straight.”
“What is the matter?”
asked the passenger, then, with mildly quavering speech.
“Who wants me? Is it Jerry?”
(“I don’t like Jerry’s
voice, if it is Jerry,” growled the guard to
himself. “He’s hoarser than suits
me, is Jerry.”)
“Yes, Mr. Lorry.”
“What is the matter?”
“A despatch sent after you from over yonder.
T. and Co.”
“I know this messenger, guard,”
said Mr. Lorry, getting down into the road—assisted
from behind more swiftly than politely by the other
two passengers, who immediately scrambled into the
coach, shut the door, and pulled up the window.
“He may come close; there’s nothing wrong.”
“I hope there ain’t, but
I can’t make so ’Nation sure of that,”
said the guard, in gruff soliloquy. “Hallo
you!”
“Well! And hallo you!”
said Jerry, more hoarsely than before.
“Come on at a footpace! d’ye
mind me? And if you’ve got holsters to
that saddle o’ yourn, don’t let me see
your hand go nigh ’em. For I’m a
devil at a quick mistake, and when I make one it takes
the form of Lead. So now let’s look at
you.”
The figures of a horse and rider came
slowly through the eddying mist, and came to the side
of the mail, where the passenger stood. The rider
stooped, and, casting up his eyes at the guard, handed
the passenger a small folded paper. The rider’s
horse was blown, and both horse and rider were covered
with mud, from the hoofs of the horse to the hat of
the man.
“Guard!” said the passenger,
in a tone of quiet business confidence.
The watchful guard, with his right
hand at the stock of his raised blunderbuss, his left
at the barrel, and his eye on the horseman, answered
curtly, “Sir.”
“There is nothing to apprehend.
I belong to Tellson’s Bank. You must know
Tellson’s Bank in London. I am going to
Paris on business. A crown to drink. I
may read this?”
“If so be as you’re quick, sir.”
He opened it in the light of the coach-lamp
on that side, and read—first to himself
and then aloud: “`Wait at Dover for Mam’selle.’
It’s not long, you see, guard. Jerry, say
that my answer was, recalled to life.”
Jerry started in his saddle.
“That’s a Blazing strange answer, too,”
said he, at his hoarsest.
“Take that message back, and
they will know that I received this, as well as if
I wrote. Make the best of your way. Good
night.”
With those words the passenger opened
the coach-door and got in; not at all assisted by
his fellow-passengers, who had expeditiously secreted
their watches and purses in their boots, and were
now making a general pretence of being asleep.
With no more definite purpose than to escape the
hazard of originating any other kind of action.
The coach lumbered on again, with
heavier wreaths of mist closing round it as it began
the descent. The guard soon replaced his blunderbuss
in his arm-chest, and, having looked to the rest of
its contents, and having looked to the supplementary
pistols that he wore in his belt, looked to a smaller
chest beneath his seat, in which there were a few
smith’s tools, a couple of torches, and a tinder-box.
For he was furnished with that completeness that if
the coach-lamps had been blown and stormed out, which
did occasionally happen, he had only to shut himself
up inside, keep the flint and steel sparks well off
the straw, and get a light with tolerable safety and
ease (if he were lucky) in five minutes.
“Tom!” softly over the coach roof.
“Hallo, Joe.”
“Did you hear the message?”
“I did, Joe.”
“What did you make of it, Tom?”
“Nothing at all, Joe.”
“That’s a coincidence,
too,” the guard mused, “for I made the
same of it myself.”
Jerry, left alone in the mist and
darkness, dismounted meanwhile, not only to ease his
spent horse, but to wipe the mud from his face, and
shake the wet out of his hat-brim, which might be
capable of holding about half a gallon. After
standing with the bridle over his heavily-splashed
arm, until the wheels of the mail were no longer within
hearing and the night was quite still again, he turned
to walk down the hill.
“After that there gallop from
Temple Bar, old lady, I won’t trust your fore-legs
till I get you on the level,” said this hoarse
messenger, glancing at his mare. “`Recalled
to life.’ That’s a Blazing strange
message. Much of that wouldn’t do for you,
Jerry! I say, Jerry! You’d be in
a Blazing bad way, if recalling to life was to come
into fashion, Jerry!”