OSCAR’S
LAST BLUNDER
Some years after the affair at Makta,
an old lady, dressed in black, leaning on the arm
of a man about thirty-four years of age, in whom observers
would recognize a retired officer, from the loss of
an arm and the rosette of the Legion of honor in his
button-hole, was standing, at eight o’clock,
one morning in the month of May, under the porte-cochere
of the Lion d’Argent, rue de Faubourg Saint-Denis,
waiting, apparently, for the departure of a diligence.
Undoubtedly Pierrotin, the master of the line of coaches
running through the valley of the Oise (despatching
one through Saint-Leu-Taverny and Isle-Adam to Beaumont),
would scarcely have recognized in this bronzed and
maimed officer the little Oscar Husson he had formerly
taken to Presles. Madame Husson, at last a widow,
was as little recognizable as her son. Clapart,
a victim of Fieschi’s machine, had served his
wife better by death than by all his previous life.
The idle lounger was hanging about, as usual, on the
boulevard du Temple, gazing at the show, when the
explosion came. The poor widow was put upon the
pension list, made expressly for the families of the
victim, at fifteen hundred francs a year.
The coach, to which were harnessed
four iron-gray horses that would have done honor to
the Messageries-royales, was divided into three compartments,
coupe, interieur, and rotonde, with an imperiale above.
It resembled those diligences called “Gondoles,”
which now ply, in rivalry with the railroad, between
Paris and Versailles. Both solid and light, well-painted
and well-kept, lined with fine blue cloth, and furnished
with blinds of a Moorish pattern and cushions of red
morocco, the “Swallow of the Oise” could
carry, comfortably, nineteen passengers. Pierrotin,
now about fifty-six years old, was little changed.
Still dressed in a blue blouse, beneath which he wore
a black suit, he smoked his pipe, and superintended
the two porters in livery, who were stowing away the
luggage in the great imperiale.
“Are your places taken?”
he said to Madame Clapart and Oscar, eyeing them like
a man who is trying to recall a likeness to his memory.
“Yes, two places for the interieur
in the name of my servant, Bellejambe,” replied
Oscar; “he must have taken them last evening.”
“Ah! monsieur is the new collector
of Beaumont,” said Pierrotin. “You
take the place of Monsieur Margueron’s nephew?”
“Yes,” replied Oscar,
pressing the arm of his mother, who was about to speak.
The officer wished to remain unknown for a time.
Just then Oscar thrilled at hearing
the well-remembered voice of Georges Marest calling
out from the street: “Pierrotin, have you
one seat left?”
“It seems to me you could say
‘monsieur’ without cracking your throat,”
replied the master of the line of coaches of the Valley
of the Oise, sharply.
Unless by the sound of the voice,
Oscar could never have recognized the individual whose
jokes had been so fatal to him. Georges, almost
bald, retained only three or four tufts of hair above
his ears; but these were elaborately frizzed out to
conceal, as best they could, the nakedness of the
skull. A fleshiness ill-placed, in other words,
a pear-shaped stomach, altered the once elegant proportions
of the ex-young man. Now almost ignoble in appearance
and bearing, Georges exhibited the traces of disasters
in love and a life of debauchery in his blotched skin
and bloated, vinous features. The eyes had lost
the brilliancy, the vivacity of youth which chaste
or studious habits have the virtue to retain.
Dressed like a man who is careless of his clothes,
Georges wore a pair of shabby trousers, with straps
intended for varnished boots; but his were of leather,
thick-soled, ill-blacked, and of many months’
wear. A faded waistcoat, a cravat, pretentiously
tied, although the material was a worn-out foulard,
bespoke the secret distress to which a former dandy
sometimes falls a prey. Moreover, Georges appeared
at this hour of the morning in an evening coat, instead
of a surtout; a sure diagnostic of actual poverty.
This coat, which had seen long service at balls, had
now, like its master, passed from the opulent ease
of former times to daily work. The seams of the
black cloth showed whitening lines; the collar was
greasy; long usage had frayed the edges of the sleeves
into fringes.
And yet, Georges ventured to attract
attention by yellow kid gloves, rather dirty, it is
true, on the outside of which a signet ring defined
a large dark spot. Round his cravat, which was
slipped into a pretentious gold ring, was a chain
of silk, representing hair, which, no doubt, held
a watch. His hat, though worn rather jauntily,
revealed, more than any of the above symptoms, the
poverty of a man who was totally unable to pay sixteen
francs to a hat-maker, being forced to live from hand
to mouth. The former admirer of Florentine twirled
a cane with a chased gold knob, which was horribly
battered. The blue trousers, the waistcoat of
a material called “Scotch stuff,” a sky-blue
cravat and a pink-striped cotton shirt, expressed,
in the midst of all this ruin, such a latent desire
to SHOW-OFF that the contrast was not only a sight
to see, but a lesson to be learned.
“And that is Georges!”
said Oscar, in his own mind,—“a man
I left in possession of thirty thousand francs a year!”
“Has Monsieur de Pierrotin
a place in the coupe?” asked Georges, ironically
replying to Pierrotin’s rebuff.
“No; my coupe is taken by a
peer of France, the son-in-law of Monsieur Moreau,
Monsieur le Baron de Canalis, his wife, and his mother-in-law.
I have nothing left but one place in the interieur.”
“The devil! so peers of France
still travel in your coach, do they?” said Georges,
remembering his adventure with the Comte de Serizy.
“Well, I’ll take that place in the interieur.”
He cast a glance of examination on
Oscar and his mother, but did not recognize them.
Oscar’s skin was now bronzed
by the sun of Africa; his moustache was very thick
and his whiskers ample; the hollows in his cheeks and
his strongly marked features were in keeping with
his military bearing. The rosette of an officer
of the Legion of honor, his missing arm, the strict
propriety of his dress, would all have diverted Georges
recollections of his former victim if he had had any.
As for Madame Clapart, whom Georges had scarcely seen,
ten years devoted to the exercise of the most severe
piety had transformed her. No one would ever
have imagined that that gray sister concealed the Aspasia
of 1797.
An enormous old man, very simply dressed,
though his clothes were good and substantial, in whom
Oscar recognized Pere Leger, here came slowly and
heavily along. He nodded familiarly to Pierrotin,
who appeared by his manner to pay him the respect
due in all lands to millionaires.
“Ha! ha! why, here’s Pere
Leger! more and more preponderant!” cried Georges.
“To whom have I the honor of
speaking?” asked old Leger, curtly.
“What! you don’t recognize
Colonel Georges, the friend of Ali pacha? We
travelled together once upon a time, in company with
the Comte de Serizy.”
One of the habitual follies of those
who have fallen in the world is to recognize and desire
the recognition of others.
“You are much changed,”
said the ex-farmer, now twice a millionaire.
“All things change,” said
Georges. “Look at the Lion d’Argent
and Pierrotin’s coach; they are not a bit like
what they were fourteen years ago.”
“Pierrotin now controls the
whole service of the Valley of the Oise,” replied
Monsieur Leger, “and sends out five coaches.
He is the bourgeois of Beaumont, where he keeps a
hotel, at which all the diligences stop, and he has
a wife and daughter who are not a bad help to him.”
An old man of seventy here came out
of the hotel and joined the group of travellers who
were waiting to get into the coach.
“Come along, Papa Reybert,”
said Leger, “we are only waiting now for your
great man.”
“Here he comes,” said
the steward of Presles, pointing to Joseph Bridau.
Neither Georges nor Oscar recognized
the illustrious artist, for his face had the worn
and haggard lines that were now famous, and his bearing
was that which is given by success. The ribbon
of the Legion of honor adorned his black coat, and
the rest of his dress, which was extremely elegant,
seemed to denote an expedition to some rural fete.
At this moment a clerk, with a paper
in his hand, came out of the office (which was now
in the former kitchen of the Lion d’Argent),
and stood before the empty coupe.
“Monsieur and Madame de Canalis,
three places,” he said. Then, moving to
the door of the interieur, he named, consecutively,
“Monsieur Bellejambe, two places; Monsieur de
Reybert, three places; Monsieur —your name,
if you please?” he said to Georges.
“Georges Marest,” said the fallen man,
in a low voice.
The clerk then moved to the rotunde,
before which were grouped a number of nurses, country-people,
and petty shopkeepers, who were bidding each other
adieu. Then, after bundling in the six passengers,
he called to four young men who mounted to the imperial;
after which he cried: “Start!” Pierrotin
got up beside his driver, a young man in a blouse,
who called out: “Pull!” to his animals,
and the vehicle, drawn by four horses brought at Roye,
mounted the rise of the faubourg Saint-Denis at a
slow trot.
But no sooner had it got above Saint-Laurent
than it raced like a mail-cart to Saint-Denis, which
it reached in forty minutes. No stop was made
at the cheese-cake inn, and the coach took the road
through the valley of Montmorency.
It was at the turn into this road
that Georges broke the silence which the travellers
had so far maintained while observing each other.
“We go a little faster than
we did fifteen years ago, hey, Pere Leger?”
he said, pulling out a silver watch.
“Persons are usually good enough
to call me Monsieur Leger,” said the millionaire.
“Why, here’s our blagueur
of the famous journey to Presles,” cried Joseph
Bridau. “Have you made any new campaigns
in Asia, Africa, or America?”
“Sacrebleu! I’ve
made the revolution of July, and that’s enough
for me, for it ruined me.”
“Ah! you made the revolution
of July!” cried the painter, laughing.
“Well, I always said it never made itself.”
“How people meet again!”
said Monsieur Leger, turning to Monsieur de Reybert.
“This, papa Reybert, is the clerk of the notary
to whom you undoubtedly owe the stewardship of Presles.”
“We lack Mistigris, now famous
under his own name of Leon de Lora,” said Joseph
Bridau, “and the little young man who was stupid
enough to talk to the count about those skin diseases
which are now cured, and about his wife, whom he has
recently left that he may die in peace.”
“And the count himself, you lack him,”
said old Reybert.
“I’m afraid,” said
Joseph Bridau, sadly, “that the last journey
the count will ever take will be from Presles to Isle-Adam,
to be present at my marriage.”
“He still drives about the park,” said
Reybert.
“Does his wife come to see him?” asked
Leger.
“Once a month,” replied
Reybert. “She is never happy out of Paris.
Last September she married her niece, Mademoiselle
du Rouvre, on whom, since the death of her son, she
spends all her affection, to a very rich young Pole,
the Comte Laginski.”
“To whom,” asked Madame
Clapart, “will Monsieur de Serizy’s property
go?”
“To his wife, who will bury
him,” replied Georges. “The countess
is still fine-looking for a woman of fifty-four years
of age. She is very elegant, and, at a little
distance, gives one the illusion—”
“She will always be an illusion
to you,” said Leger, who seemed inclined to
revenge himself on his former hoaxer.
“I respect her,” said
Georges. “But, by the bye, what became of
that steward whom the count turned off?”
“Moreau?” said Leger;
“why, he’s the deputy from the Oise.”
“Ha! the famous Centre man;
Moreau de l’Oise?” cried Georges.
“Yes,” returned Leger,
“Moreau de l’Oise. He did more than
you for the revolution of July, and he has since then
bought the beautiful estate of Pointel, between Presles
and Beaumont.”
“Next to the count’s,”
said Georges. “I call that very bad taste.”
“Don’t speak so loud,”
said Monsieur de Reybert, “for Madame Moreau
and her daughter, the Baronne de Canalis, and the Baron
himself, the former minister, are in the coupe.”
“What ‘dot’ could
he have given his daughter to induce our great orator
to marry her?” said Georges.
“Something like two millions,” replied
old Leger.
“He always had a taste for millions,”
remarked Georges. “He began his pile surreptitiously
at Presles—”
“Say nothing against Monsieur
Moreau,” cried Oscar, hastily. “You
ought to have learned before now to hold your tongue
in public conveyances.”
Joseph Bridau looked at the one-armed
officer for several seconds; then he said, smiling:—
“Monsieur is not an ambassador,
but his rosette tells us he has made his way nobly;
my brother and General Giroudeau have repeatedly named
him in their reports.”
“Oscar Husson!” cried
Georges. “Faith! if it hadn’t been
for your voice I should never have known you.”
“Ah! it was monsieur who so
bravely rescued the Vicomte Jules de Serizy from the
Arabs?” said Reybert, “and for whom the
count has obtained the collectorship of Beaumont while
awaiting that of Pontoise?”
“Yes, monsieur,” said Oscar.
“I hope you will give me the
pleasure, monsieur,” said the great painter,
“of being present at my marriage at Isle-Adam.”
“Whom do you marry?” asked
Oscar, after accepting the invitation.
“Mademoiselle Leger,”
replied Joseph Bridau, “the granddaughter of
Monsieur de Reybert. Monsieur le comte was kind
enough to arrange the marriage for me. As an
artist I owe him a great deal, and he wished, before
his death, to secure my future, about which I did not
think, myself.”
“Whom did Pere Leger marry?” asked Georges.
“My daughter,” replied Monsieur de Reybert,
“and without a ‘dot.’”
“Ah!” said Georges, assuming
a more respectful manner toward Monsieur Leger, “I
am fortunate in having chosen this particular day to
do the valley of the Oise. You can all be useful
to me, gentlemen.”
“How so?” asked Monsieur Leger.
“In this way,” replied
Georges. “I am employed by the ‘Esperance,’
a company just formed, the statutes of which have
been approved by an ordinance of the King. This
institution gives, at the end of ten years, dowries
to young girls, annuities to old men; it pays the
education of children, and takes charge, in short,
of the fortunes of everybody.”
“I can well believe it,”
said Pere Leger, smiling. “In a word, you
are a runner for an insurance company.”
“No, monsieur. I am the
inspector-general; charged with the duty of establishing
correspondents and appointing the agents of the company
throughout France. I am only operating until the
agents are selected; for it is a matter as delicate
as it is difficult to find honest agents.”
“But how did you lose your thirty
thousand a year?” asked Oscar.
“As you lost your arm,”
replied the son of Czerni-Georges, curtly.
“Then you must have shared in
some brilliant action,” remarked Oscar, with
a sarcasm not unmixed with bitterness.
“Parbleu! I’ve too
many—shares! that’s just what I wanted
to sell.”
By this time they had arrived at Saint-Leu-Taverny,
where all the passengers got out while the coach changed
horses. Oscar admired the liveliness which Pierrotin
displayed in unhooking the traces from the whiffle-trees,
while his driver cleared the reins from the leaders.
“Poor Pierrotin,” thought
he; “he has stuck like me,—not far
advanced in the world. Georges has fallen low.
All the others, thanks to speculation and to talent,
have made their fortune. Do we breakfast here,
Pierrotin?” he said, aloud, slapping that worthy
on the shoulder.
“I am not the driver,” said Pierrotin.
“What are you, then?” asked Colonel Husson.
“The proprietor,” replied Pierrotin.
“Come, don’t be vexed
with an old acquaintance,” said Oscar, motioning
to his mother, but still retaining his patronizing
manner. “Don’t you recognize Madame
Clapart?”
It was all the nobler of Oscar to
present his mother to Pierrotin, because, at that
moment, Madame Moreau de l’Oise, getting out
of the coupe, overheard the name, and stared disdainfully
at Oscar and his mother.
“My faith! madame,” said
Pierrotin, “I should never have known you; nor
you, either, monsieur; the sun burns black in Africa,
doesn’t it?”
The species of pity which Oscar thus
felt for Pierrotin was the last blunder that vanity
ever led our hero to commit, and, like his other faults,
it was punished, but very gently, thus:—
Two months after his official installation
at Beaumont-sur-Oise, Oscar was paying his addresses
to Mademoiselle Georgette Pierrotin, whose ‘dot’
amounted to one hundred and fifty thousand francs,
and he married the pretty daughter of the proprietor
of the stage-coaches of the Oise, toward the close
of the winter of 1838.
The adventure of the journey to Presles
was a lesson to Oscar Husson in discretion; his disaster
at Florentine’s card-party strengthened him
in honesty and uprightness; the hardships of his military
career taught him to understand the social hierarchy
and to yield obedience to his lot. Becoming wise
and capable, he was happy. The Comte de Serizy,
before his death, obtained for him the collectorship
at Pontoise. The influence of Monsieur Moreau
de l’Oise and that of the Comtesse de Serizy
and the Baron de Canalis secured, in after years, a
receiver-generalship for Monsieur Husson, in whom the
Camusot family now recognize a relation.
Oscar is a commonplace man, gentle,
without assumption, modest, and always keeping, like
his government, to a middle course. He excites
neither envy nor contempt. In short, he is the
modern bourgeois.