The society out of which Cecil proposed
to rescue Lucy was perhaps no very splendid affair,
yet it was more splendid than her antecedents entitled
her to. Her father, a prosperous local solicitor,
had built Windy Corner, as a speculation at the time
the district was opening up, and, falling in love with
his own creation, had ended by living there himself.
Soon after his marriage the social atmosphere began
to alter. Other houses were built on the brow
of that steep southern slope and others, again, among
the pine-trees behind, and northward on the chalk barrier
of the downs. Most of these houses were larger
than Windy Corner, and were filled by people who came,
not from the district, but from London, and who mistook
the Honeychurches for the remnants of an indigenous
aristocracy. He was inclined to be frightened,
but his wife accepted the situation without either
pride or humility. “I cannot think what
people are doing,” she would say, “but
it is extremely fortunate for the children.”
She called everywhere; her calls were returned with
enthusiasm, and by the time people found out that
she was not exactly of their milieu, they liked her,
and it did not seem to matter. When Mr. Honeychurch
died, he had the satisfaction—which few
honest solicitors despise—of leaving his
family rooted in the best society obtainable.
The best obtainable. Certainly
many of the immigrants were rather dull, and Lucy
realized this more vividly since her return from Italy.
Hitherto she had accepted their ideals without questioning
—their kindly affluence, their inexplosive
religion, their dislike of paper-bags, orange-peel,
and broken bottles. A Radical out and out, she
learnt to speak with horror of Suburbia. Life,
so far as she troubled to conceive it, was a circle
of rich, pleasant people, with identical interests
and identical foes. In this circle, one thought,
married, and died. Outside it were poverty and
vulgarity for ever trying to enter, just as the London
fog tries to enter the pine-woods pouring through the
gaps in the northern hills. But, in Italy, where
any one who chooses may warm himself in equality,
as in the sun, this conception of life vanished.
Her senses expanded; she felt that there was no one
whom she might not get to like, that social barriers
were irremovable, doubtless, but not particularly
high. You jump over them just as you jump into
a peasant’s olive-yard in the Apennines, and
he is glad to see you. She returned with new eyes.
So did Cecil; but Italy had quickened
Cecil, not to tolerance, but to irritation. He
saw that the local society was narrow, but, instead
of saying, “Does that very much matter?”
he rebelled, and tried to substitute for it the society
he called broad. He did not realize that Lucy
had consecrated her environment by the thousand little
civilities that create a tenderness in time, and that
though her eyes saw its defects, her heart refused
to despise it entirely. Nor did he realize a
more important point— that if she was too
great for this society, she was too great for all
society, and had reached the stage where personal intercourse
would alone satisfy her. A rebel she was, but
not of the kind he understood—a rebel who
desired, not a wider dwelling-room, but equality beside
the man she loved. For Italy was offering her
the most priceless of all possessions—her
own soul.
Playing bumble-puppy with Minnie Beebe,
niece to the rector, and aged thirteen—an
ancient and most honourable game, which consists in
striking tennis-balls high into the air, so that they
fall over the net and immoderately bounce; some hit
Mrs. Honeychurch; others are lost. The sentence
is confused, but the better illustrates Lucy’s
state of mind, for she was trying to talk to Mr. Beebe
at the same time.
“Oh, it has been such a nuisance—first
he, then they—no one knowing what they
wanted, and every one so tiresome.”
“But they really are coming
now,” said Mr. Beebe. “I wrote to
Miss Teresa a few days ago—she was wondering
how often the butcher called, and my reply of once
a month must have impressed her favourably. They
are coming. I heard from them this morning.
“I shall hate those Miss Alans!”
Mrs. Honeychurch cried. “Just because they’re
old and silly one’s expected to say ‘How
sweet!’ I hate their ’if’-ing and
’but’-ing and ’and’-ing.
And poor Lucy —serve her right—worn
to a shadow.”
Mr. Beebe watched the shadow springing
and shouting over the tennis-court. Cecil was
absent—one did not play bumble-puppy when
he was there.
“Well, if they are coming—
No, Minnie, not Saturn.” Saturn was a tennis-ball
whose skin was partially unsewn. When in motion
his orb was encircled by a ring. “If they
are coming, Sir Harry will let them move in before
the twenty-ninth, and he will cross out the clause
about whitewashing the ceilings, because it made them
nervous, and put in the fair wear and tear one.—That
doesn’t count. I told you not Saturn.”
“Saturn’s all right for
bumble-puppy,” cried Freddy, joining them.
“Minnie, don’t you listen to her.”
“Saturn doesn’t bounce.”
“Saturn bounces enough.”
“No, he doesn’t.”
“Well; he bounces better than the Beautiful
White Devil.”
“Hush, dear,” said Mrs. Honeychurch.
“But look at Lucy—complaining
of Saturn, and all the time’s got the Beautiful
White Devil in her hand, ready to plug it in.
That’s right, Minnie, go for her—get
her over the shins with the racquet—get
her over the shins!”
Lucy fell, the Beautiful White Devil rolled from her
hand.
Mr. Beebe picked it up, and said:
“The name of this ball is Vittoria Corombona,
please.” But his correction passed unheeded.
Freddy possessed to a high degree
the power of lashing little girls to fury, and in
half a minute he had transformed Minnie from a well-mannered
child into a howling wilderness. Up in the house
Cecil heard them, and, though he was full of entertaining
news, he did not come down to impart it, in case he
got hurt. He was not a coward and bore necessary
pain as well as any man. But he hated the physical
violence of the young. How right it was!
Sure enough it ended in a cry.
“I wish the Miss Alans could
see this,” observed Mr. Beebe, just as Lucy,
who was nursing the injured Minnie, was in turn lifted
off her feet by her brother.
“Who are the Miss Alans?” Freddy panted.
“They have taken Cissie Villa.”
“That wasn’t the name—”
Here his foot slipped, and they all
fell most agreeably on to the grass. An interval
elapses.
“Wasn’t what name?”
asked Lucy, with her brother’s head in her lap.
“Alan wasn’t the name
of the people Sir Harry’s let to.”
“Nonsense, Freddy! You know nothing about
it.”
“Nonsense yourself! I’ve
this minute seen him. He said to me: ‘Ahem!
Honeychurch,’”—Freddy was an
indifferent mimic—“’ahem! ahem!
I have at last procured really dee-sire-rebel tenants.’
I said, ‘ooray, old boy!’ and slapped
him on the back.”
“Exactly. The Miss Alans?”
“Rather not. More like Anderson.”
“Oh, good gracious, there isn’t
going to be another muddle!” Mrs. Honeychurch
exclaimed. “Do you notice, Lucy, I’m
always right? I said don’t interfere with
Cissie Villa. I’m always right. I’m
quite uneasy at being always right so often.”
“It’s only another muddle
of Freddy’s. Freddy doesn’t even know
the name of the people he pretends have taken it instead.”
“Yes, I do. I’ve got it. Emerson.”
“What name?”
“Emerson. I’ll bet you anything you
like.”
“What a weathercock Sir Harry
is,” said Lucy quietly. “I wish I
had never bothered over it at all.”
Then she lay on her back and gazed
at the cloudless sky. Mr. Beebe, whose opinion
of her rose daily, whispered to his niece that that
was the proper way to behave if any little thing went
wrong.
Meanwhile the name of the new tenants
had diverted Mrs. Honeychurch from the contemplation
of her own abilities.
“Emerson, Freddy? Do you
know what Emersons they are?”
“I don’t know whether
they’re any Emersons,” retorted Freddy,
who was democratic. Like his sister and like
most young people, he was naturally attracted by the
idea of equality, and the undeniable fact that there
are different kinds of Emersons annoyed him beyond
measure.
“I trust they are the right
sort of person. All right, Lucy”—she
was sitting up again—“I see you looking
down your nose and thinking your mother’s a
snob. But there is a right sort and a wrong sort,
and it’s affectation to pretend there isn’t.”
“Emerson’s a common enough name,”
Lucy remarked.
She was gazing sideways. Seated
on a promontory herself, she could see the pine-clad
promontories descending one beyond another into the
Weald. The further one descended the garden, the
more glorious was this lateral view.
“I was merely going to remark,
Freddy, that I trusted they were no relations of Emerson
the philosopher, a most trying man. Pray, does
that satisfy you?”
“Oh, yes,” he grumbled.
“And you will be satisfied, too, for they’re
friends of Cecil; so—elaborate irony—“you
and the other country families will be able to call
in perfect safety.”
“Cecil?” exclaimed Lucy.
“Don’t be rude, dear,”
said his mother placidly. “Lucy, don’t
screech. It’s a new bad habit you’re
getting into.”
“But has Cecil—”
“Friends of Cecil’s,”
he repeated, “’and so really dee-sire-rebel.
Ahem! Honeychurch, I have just telegraphed to
them.’”
She got up from the grass.
It was hard on Lucy. Mr. Beebe
sympathized with her very much. While she believed
that her snub about the Miss Alans came from Sir Harry
Otway, she had borne it like a good girl. She
might well “screech” when she heard that
it came partly from her lover. Mr. Vyse was a
tease—something worse than a tease:
he took a malicious pleasure in thwarting people.
The clergyman, knowing this, looked at Miss Honeychurch
with more than his usual kindness.
When she exclaimed, “But Cecil’s
Emersons—they can’t possibly be the
same ones—there is that—”
he did not consider that the exclamation was strange,
but saw in it an opportunity of diverting the conversation
while she recovered her composure. He diverted
it as follows:
“The Emersons who were at Florence,
do you mean? No, I don’t suppose it will
prove to be them. It is probably a long cry from
them to friends of Mr. Vyse’s. Oh, Mrs.
Honeychurch, the oddest people! The queerest
people! For our part we liked them, didn’t
we?” He appealed to Lucy. “There was
a great scene over some violets. They picked
violets and filled all the vases in the room of these
very Miss Alans who have failed to come to Cissie Villa.
Poor little ladies! So shocked and so pleased.
It used to be one of Miss Catharine’s great
stories. ’My dear sister loves flowers,’
it began. They found the whole room a mass of
blue —vases and jugs—and the
story ends with ’So ungentlemanly and yet so
beautiful.’ It is all very difficult.
Yes, I always connect those Florentine Emersons with
violets.”
“Fiasco’s done you this
time,” remarked Freddy, not seeing that his
sister’s face was very red. She could not
recover herself. Mr. Beebe saw it, and continued
to divert the conversation.
“These particular Emersons consisted
of a father and a son—the son a goodly,
if not a good young man; not a fool, I fancy, but
very immature—pessimism, et cetera.
Our special joy was the father—such a sentimental
darling, and people declared he had murdered his wife.”
In his normal state Mr. Beebe would
never have repeated such gossip, but he was trying
to shelter Lucy in her little trouble. He repeated
any rubbish that came into his head.
“Murdered his wife?” said
Mrs. Honeychurch. “Lucy, don’t desert
us—go on playing bumble-puppy. Really,
the Pension Bertolini must have been the oddest place.
That’s the second murderer I’ve heard
of as being there. Whatever was Charlotte doing
to stop? By-the-by, we really must ask Charlotte
here some time.”
Mr. Beebe could recall no second murderer.
He suggested that his hostess was mistaken. At
the hint of opposition she warmed. She was perfectly
sure that there had been a second tourist of whom
the same story had been told. The name escaped
her. What was the name? Oh, what was the
name? She clasped her knees for the name.
Something in Thackeray. She struck her matronly
forehead.
Lucy asked her brother whether Cecil was in.
“Oh, don’t go!” he cried, and tried
to catch her by the ankles.
“I must go,” she said
gravely. “Don’t be silly. You
always overdo it when you play.”
As she left them her mother’s
shout of “Harris!” shivered the tranquil
air, and reminded her that she had told a lie and had
never put it right. Such a senseless lie, too,
yet it shattered her nerves and made her connect these
Emersons, friends of Cecil’s, with a pair of
nondescript tourists. Hitherto truth had come
to her naturally. She saw that for the future
she must be more vigilant, and be—absolutely
truthful? Well, at all events, she must not tell
lies. She hurried up the garden, still flushed
with shame. A word from Cecil would soothe her,
she was sure.
“Cecil!”
“Hullo!” he called, and
leant out of the smoking-room window. He seemed
in high spirits. “I was hoping you’d
come. I heard you all bear-gardening, but there’s
better fun up here. I, even I, have won a great
victory for the Comic Muse. George Meredith’s
right— the cause of Comedy and the cause
of Truth are really the same; and I, even I, have
found tenants for the distressful Cissie Villa.
Don’t be angry! Don’t be angry!
You’ll forgive me when you hear it all.”
He looked very attractive when his
face was bright, and he dispelled her ridiculous forebodings
at once.
“I have heard,” she said.
“Freddy has told us. Naughty Cecil!
I suppose I must forgive you. Just think of all
the trouble I took for nothing! Certainly the
Miss Alans are a little tiresome, and I’d rather
have nice friends of yours. But you oughtn’t
to tease one so.”
“Friends of mine?” he
laughed. “But, Lucy, the whole joke is to
come! Come here.” But she remained
standing where she was. “Do you know where
I met these desirable tenants? In the National
Gallery, when I was up to see my mother last week.”
“What an odd place to meet people!”
she said nervously. “I don’t quite
understand.”
“In the Umbrian Room. Absolute
strangers. They were admiring Luca Signorelli—of
course, quite stupidly. However, we got talking,
and they refreshed me not—a little.
They had been to Italy.”
“But, Cecil—” proceeded hilariously.
“In the course of conversation
they said that they wanted a country cottage—the
father to live there, the son to run down for week-ends.
I thought, ’What a chance of scoring off Sir
Harry!’ and I took their address and a London
reference, found they weren’t actual blackguards—it
was great sport—and wrote to him, making
out—”
“Cecil! No, it’s
not fair. I’ve probably met them before—”
He bore her down.
“Perfectly fair. Anything
is fair that punishes a snob. That old man will
do the neighbourhood a world of good. Sir Harry
is too disgusting with his ‘decayed gentlewomen.’
I meant to read him a lesson some time. No, Lucy,
the classes ought to mix, and before long you’ll
agree with me. There ought to be intermarriage—all
sorts of things. I believe in democracy—”
“No, you don’t,”
she snapped. “You don’t know what
the word means.”
He stared at her, and felt again that
she had failed to be Leonardesque. “No,
you don’t!”
Her face was inartistic—that of a peevish
virago.
“It isn’t fair, Cecil.
I blame you—I blame you very much indeed.
You had no business to undo my work about the Miss
Alans, and make me look ridiculous. You call
it scoring off Sir Harry, but do you realize that
it is all at my expense? I consider it most disloyal
of you.”
She left him.
“Temper!” he thought, raising his eyebrows.
No, it was worse than temper—snobbishness.
As long as Lucy thought that his own smart friends
were supplanting the Miss Alans, she had not minded.
He perceived that these new tenants might be of value
educationally. He would tolerate the father and
draw out the son, who was silent. In the interests
of the Comic Muse and of Truth, he would bring them
to Windy Corner.